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A friend sent me this
Aaaaand I felt the need to post it everywhere
Sep 18, 2016 2:35 AM
bubbysaur
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Aaaaand I felt the need to post it everywhere
thecactusfucker
Now see, I keep seeing these on the middle-school-aged girls who come into my store. This post is a bad mixture with that trend...
Greyganado
When I was ten a lot of the girls in my school wore these. Is this true?
momochann
What's wrong with sucking Dick?
TrijezniMujo
I like seeing grills with those.
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
19 pts in 3 yrs is pretty impressive … how do you resist?
Sidecutte
What a quality post here...
Verldemert
I don't get why people find these sexy. I think they're really ugly and tacky, and they were no better to me in the 90's.
ThisYes
What if it's a guy, same thing?
youknowwhyimhere6969
If she wears a choker, she let you poke her.
Yosuko
I still wear these. Cough cough.
StringCheeseAccident
Oh god. I'm wearing one now. But I do like to suck dick...
TheGambitFreak
Girlfriend of 4 years wears these, occasionally with added charms. Can confirm the top tier oral capabilities.
tablecat
Yeah, no. My exgf was wearing these. Not a single blowjob was to be found.
sfprankster
Back when a tramp stamp had meaning.
thatwasforthaneyousob
NickBlacksHumor
Choker is the lower back tattoo of youth
slagathorstiffnips
I never had a girlfriend who wore one..... ooooooh. That explains a lot.
Runzu
LOL I was so innocent when these were out. I was like 11 & wore them all the time. I hadn't even really known about sex then. Weirdness now
becauseurwrong
It's still not sexual. These cheapo ones were marketed to young girls too. Even collars aren't sexual unless one wears it for such.
Runzu
I guess I'm always of afraid of wearing something that sends people the 'wrong message'
2xlepergnome4lyfe
https://media.giphy.com/media/12IJJJo02WulC8/giphy.gif
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
Yeah, but what is the black belt for diving the minge?
Ceramia
I used to wear one in middle school and I never sucked any dick then. Can't say I don't now though. Hm. Interesting.
toastman97
emmetkelly
My bf loves these. I now own a bag full of various chokers. Ultimate dick waker uppers.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Well, it's not a Gorean choker
Thakurdwara
What is this? 1996?
Purplegakiswack
The 90's? Psh, that's a thing again.
peoniesinkittylitter
I wore that when I was 11, in the late 90s.
TrijezniMujo
You're old
NQA1
I need one of those for my wife.
hippocampus
Mine got one, and unfortunately it does not work this way around :(
TheComradeStalin
Can confirm, your wife gives a mean BJ
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
I also choo choo choose this guy's wife
jeromygride
Username kinda ruins it
TheComradeStalin
Does it though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TrijezniMujo
Well, your tiny dick can't ruin anything if looking at it that way
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
Yes
BigVigilante
I'm glad these are coming back. I think they're sexy as hell.
greyandtwisty
They're my favorite accessory!! I'm so happy
Molotovbliss
hockeyham
Indeed, plus Hey! Fellatio!
Zegot
agreed. unfortunately my sister wears one from time to time...
DamianWinters
Is this a confession?
grrperp
ditto
JohnnyGossamer
It's because it looks like a collar.
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BigVigilante
Well, no one really gives a shit about your fabulous opinion on this anyway.
Fredfinks
stay back gay man! you can enjoy all the purty glossed lips you like. let us enjoy this.
Tirade
As a bi man who's fed up with the judgemental queen stereotypes like you... shut the fuck up. No, wait, grow the fuck up. Mean Girls was1/?
Tirade
not a fucking handbook to life. Putting other people down for petty bullshit doesn't make you sassy. It just makes you a judgmental ass.2/?
Tirade
You would think that a member of the LGBT community would understand why being superficially judgmental would be a bad thing. 3/3
CheesecakeParade
vidyagaem
wibblywobblytimeywimey
Username checks out.
BigVigilante
Boom. That was extraordinary.