LucyBelle
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Mar 14, 2017 7:23 PM
LucyBelle
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StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
He's going to have a much harder time sniffing coke from now on.
Whydouask
And they still leave him locked in the car....
LarryLevine2001
one billllllllllion pupvotes +1,000,000,000
delpharseven
"I'm too old to roll in this shit. Well, maybe one more time."
ketchupjunkie0
That'll do pig.
Raha1235
I didnt read the K9 neither saw the dog and thiught someone was retiring after 9 years of work. This may be the reason I do bad on tests
DoublevBomb
Kick back and relax, pup,
damnuredsubaru
They’re Good Dogs, Brent
ISaidSarcastically
K9 years of service ????
Roshaq
That's right. 63 years of service. Good boy
joemac65
That's a good boy.
servingmytimeinusersub
I've seen too many action movies. RIP officer doggo.
n0n53n53
He's too old for that shit
wildcatfan4life
Time to go out to the dog park and tell the lady dogs about his days on the force.
DoublevBomb
"So what're we up to on my last day?"
Derfo13
We are you torturing that puppy?
peridotstar
Squeeeee so cute!!! :D
Rynestrm
Officer Scraps is to old for this shit
MediaMuerte
I'm happy he is retiring but sad a new dog will take his place. Canine units shouldn't exist.
AnswerLady
Good pupper!
blakeview
Good boy :)
ForensicsHound
That's some good handwriting for a dog.
MooseSK
So that's why it's called K9 unit!
Firpo
Holy hell... What's that like 12 or 13 antennas?
Zellacat
Plus those 2 big, but handsome, ears.
IdonotknowwhatthehellIamdoinghere
Thanks for your service doggo!
OperatorTX13
Yeah, he's getting too old for that shit..
kenbaer
Does he get some sort of pention?
shakexandxbake
*pension.
MissSpelledTattoo
Pupsion
thunderheat569
9yrs and retires with a pension. That's government for you. I'm going to have to work 40 or so and fund my own 401k. Should have been a K9
ItsUncleSam
Military, you can retire at 37 and get a full pension. Then be a cop for 20 more and get a double pension before most people can retire once
MetaSomma
Sashi55
K9.. It took me until now to realize it stands for Canine just as it's pronounced.. Always thought it's some weird code
Sashi55
Congratulatioms on the achievement, doggy!
Sashi55
Comgtatulations to the achievement, doggy!
jadedknyt
Congrats on your 63 years of service!
testzero
Or 1.285.
ClickbaitOhHaHa
*59
uusseerrssuubb
You comment made me "heh" out loud.
uusseerrssuubb
Your*
jadedknyt
Glad to have made you "heh" today.
happinessconsultant
noodlesthedemonhunter
TexasRaised
Technically it's 61 http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/how-to-calculate-your-dogs-age
whatchamahoozit
Exactly what I was going to link. Good job!
letsplaymanhunt
Clicked your link, but somehow I ended up finding out that I have cancer...
Negnarholf
RulesOfImgur
I have cancer form usersub, you aren't special.
ZaphodBbx
Are they at least going to let him drive today? I mean, nine years in the back seat man...they owe it to him.
Trikk
Ten people died that day.
PhaserRave
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/angie-tribeca-hoffman-driver-alt.gif?w=650&h=366
TheSpaceButterfly
...I would very much appreciate the context of this.
PhaserRave
Angie Tribeca. A TBS comedy with a similar sense of humor to the movie Airplane!. I like it a lot.
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
its bloody hilarious
TheInfamousSwissCheeseMasturbator
I thought the car was retiring.
MrNegative370
Same I have a retired cvpi as my primary car push bumper and everything
MrNegative370
Forgot to mention it's got 235,000 miles and over 7000 hours idle time still runs like a champ!
MissSpelledTattoo
Better than Toonces
MissSpelledTattoo
stimpsonjcatt
The driving cat...
MissSpelledTattoo
stimpsonjcatt
But think...."Shit, let's give it a chance!" And get in anyway.
TheOriginalBigDave
Toonces, look out!
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MissSpelledTattoo
moneyismoney
all cop movies have taught me that today is going to be one hell of a day for you dog
JohnSmitheson
But I was going to retire in 3 hours!
PhilKenSebban
"Getting shot on your last day, we call it retirony"
ItsUncleSam
If I'm ever a cop I'm gonna make sure I have enough time off saved up for a month. I'm not taking any chances.
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
"He was only two days from retirement."
UncleBuck71
Riiiiiiigs!!!
SenorFunGuns
Naw man that was two weeks ago
cvnk
Mendozaaaaaaaaa!
Radix865
He's made it past the "three days to retirement" though.
jmuije
Dog days, man. Don't jinx it.
ImgurLurkingLurker
https://xkcd.com/1113/
2Shakez
I'm going to type this for future reference.
chrisdafish
"I'm 3 days from retirement" *dies*
wastedbartender
"Hey, I'm the new guy and today is my birthday!" *dies even harder*
iamdanman
Not gonna be an "End of Watch" type situation I hope
blerpyblerp
Crying again
TheScarlettStark
einschtein
That movie was so great. But the funeral was sooooo sad.
Hammsammiches
Try actually going to one. It's disgusting how good firefighters and police are at funerals. It's one of the hardest things I've ever done.
BlackTwitterRep
More like a Falling Down
iamdanman
I don't think I saw that one
Agent
Story of a man who just wanted to go home
AlongCamePollymorph
ibespacejockey
Because at the end, jake gyllenhall discovered his dad was gay and that his mother abandoned him in a mall and they're biological brothers..
AlongCamePollymorph
NotAMeatPopsicle
I'm gonna have to watch now just to see if you're shittin' me.
NEClamChowderAVPD
I don't know why you didn't put a spoiler alert.
iamdanman
It was such a great movie
AlongCamePollymorph
ThoroughlySearchingYourAsshole
iamdanman
Oh man, you're gonna need some tissues for this
beeratius
What movie's that from?
Willybum84
I'm to old for this dog shit.
slicknixon
Too
bilbui
Tooo?
BigRedMonkeyButts
Bless you, my son.
slicknixon
Too
slicknixon
Too.
ImSimplyAChairLeg
We got it the first time, sweetheart. Calm yourself.
TheEarlyBirdGetsTheWorm
No we don't.
Raileks
didn't
dragonadamant
I figured the duplicate posts were a server goof and someone being unsure if the post sent (it's happened before).
ImSimplyAChairLeg
Yeah, I was just playing around. ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯