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May 12, 2017 7:04 AM
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YesPleaseSomeMore
She's right, you can download them...
gyrum
Pages before Paiges?
heck27
Old but good.
asherstoashes
And the boyfriend? Albert Einstein.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
viila
Most of my bookcase is work related manuals and textbooks. I get my pleasure reading from the library, so I don't get to keep them.
HP4PO
Frograbbid
This week on shit tumblr makes up
Cere4l
dont know if its made up or not. but i do know this is definitely not this week on tumbler.
notFBIcamsnoop
Litten
And the whole train clapped!
sippycup101
Why the fuck is half of it highlighted
Someobscurereferencemaybe4peoplewillunderstand
Do you think these people see the real scene happen then go home and say "... yeah it should have been like THIS" or just make it up 100%
Mugfan
Good thing the important part was highlighted so I did not have to read the WHOLE FUCKING THING like a fucking librarian.
thatssooopineapples
Am librarian. Can confirm that I read the whole fucking thing.
landseer
You can fuck off if you think I'm reading 50 words on the internet.
Bloodyolive
It's 51 words. You're clear to read it.
ThisCouldBeYourAdvertisement
Who the hell highlights these things and why? I mean, the yellow part doesn't even make sense without reading the first part
catusfelony
I heard once that people do this so a bot like RepostStatistics won't pick up on the repost because the highlight makes the image different.
SomeGuyWithADog
And she said "No, we're not breaking up. We're going to get food."
Ishkabibble317
Book her Dano.
Felchbelcher
1. NEVER buy top 10 sellers, get them FREE at the library. 2. ONLY buy unabridged copies of the classics to keep. Invest the $ you save.
llamalibrarian
I am a librarian and I approve this!
GunganExterminator
Girlfriend probably:
KckUNjUbR6GMwpnD
I am $100% sure that this happened.
squirrelfury
I can make change if you'd like.
Tossaway9991999
I wish some of my exes had given me such a clear signal that we had no business being together..
gardenofsushi
"He then looks at her for a long time..." meaning his big brain was arguing with the little brain about the prose and cons.
VindictiveRidge
goddammit why can't I upvote more than once
luc666
Nolej is power.
idkmanitskindadumb
He just wanted to buy his make up!
buffalosnowcrash
And you could hear a pin drop...
AwesomeName
Beauty fades. Ignorance is forever.
squirrelfury
But... what if they decide to learn something?
smokiwartooth
good.
wackywoohoopizzaman
And that bookstore's name? Albert Einstein.
Talligan
Feel old yet?
MrFunbun204
Million dollar extreme reference?
swiggityswootyCFTB
And then the whole train applauded.
basball6969
And then he said Albert Einstein was busy keeping the troops safe he sent me in his place
basball6969
And then he said Albert Einstein was busy keeping the troops safe he sent me in his place
wildpumpkin
Amazing. I cry every time
Amythyst
Okay, this is the second time I've seen this reference this morning, what the fuck is it a reference to?
JacobKiesel
Old emails and anecdotal stories often attribute behaviors to Albert Einstein that he never actually did. Cuz if Einstein did it then (1/?)
JacobKiesel
It's gotta be smart and therefore the right thing to do right? 95% of the time stories about Einstein that aren't from a history (2/?)
JacobKiesel
Textbook are utter BS. This comment makes fun of those stories.
Allofyoush
The whole bookcase stood up and clapped
AAAend
And he told them to shut the hell up because he was also somehow reading.
graboids
And the cashier gave him $100%
Ransbear
And then they fucked.
TheMagicalMushroom
Mimics, mimics everywhere!
HiImMattIFuckUpMostThings
We laughed, the waiter laughed, the table laughed, and we killed the table.
TheMagicalMushroom
Good times
PhiIIipJFry
Outside of things that only happened on TV or in your head, how many times have you seen someone stare at someone before saying something.
PhiIIipJFry
PS I mean for dramatic effect like in this post, shock/confusion etc doesn't count.
MerlinsMisticality
Every single time my dad gets mad and yells at me
PhiIIipJFry
That's interesting, why do you think it is? Born of frustration perhaps?
MerlinsMisticality
Probably
Tassyr
Of all the things that happened, this certainly didn't.
MaxPowah
Your point? This ain't a book store you know...
ChristopherHerd
Then a straight up 10 said 'omg, books make me horny' (too far?)
theonlynik
So?
ArtOzz
Welcome to IMGUR lad, where Jesus could declare the sky is blue with witness testomony from Odin and Ganesha and people would call BS.
ChristopherHerd
As a atheist, id call bs on that
iHaveNippleitis
As someone who doesnt care about religious or non religious beliefs. I call bs on you
ChristopherHerd
You cared enough too comment about them.... i call hypocrisy!!
medici
I'd yell: "Prose before Hoes!"
youngmountaingoat
I'd have given her a bookmark if you know what I mean.
smoothoprater
Sonnets before strumpets
fitlex
Scriptures before bitches
iwantedtoupvotesooooo
You mean scriptures before bitchers?
MaxPowah
Legendary stuff
stealyerfacerightoffyerhead
You win
degenerator
"Words before birds!"
Hulkhulkthehulkinghulk
Literature before fidget with her
painstream
Evoked within me is a sorrow that I've no method to favor commentary such as this. (Sad I can't fav comments.)
margaretolson
Beautiful.
smoothoprater
Haiku before women of ill virtue
KnifeKnut
Another example of why we need to be able to favorite comments.
RyanFlap
Winner!
koinope
"Fiction before Dicks in!"
Icallpeoplenerds
Nerd
cheeseguy3412
Knows before blows.
bigdog1983
But blows are innocent
DutchymcDutchface
I'm a guy upvoting this comment. Never thought I would reach this level.
GunganExterminator
theSO
No you wouldn't
medici
You don't know me. :-)
thepicklebucket
Dude needs to make up with this chick just to use this line.
HenryHugglemonster
And then the whole store applauded
DefinetlyNotObsessed
This ones kinda believable atleast it's not as bad as the one where the girl told her mom off in front of a restaurant. (That's the 1/2
DefinetlyNotObsessed
One where they claimed the whole store clapped, thus a meme created) 2/2
rabbiebabbie
And that girl? Well she turned out to be Albert Einstein.
HungryPumpkn
And then I told them to shut the fuck up too.
Parrotkick
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
YouLilShit
And then the staff shushed them
littleasianninja
AND THEN THE WHOLE STORE APPLAUDED!!!
CloudCider
And he hacked the treadmill and set it to 50mph
HenryHugglemonster
And the name of that treadmill? Albert Einstein
CloudCider
2070 paradigm shift?
Bravacado
Good that one was so bad
automaticallymoderated
I need this in my life.
TheMuffinMan2360
https://m.imgur.com/r/thatHappened/z3uUrqu
arutaki
r/thathappened
SirFeatherbottom
And the boyfriend? Albert Einstein.
NikolaiJakovtheheadoftheKGB
And the manager gave him free books for a year
Epoez
And the guy donated those to african children.
thelovechildofhitlerandstalin
And the boyfriend drowned in bookworm pussy
scroogemcduckles
IM DYING OMG I CANT BREATHE IM DEAD
rabbiebabbie
THIS
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
I'd upvote you but you're at 69
scroogemcduckles
Username must have checked out at one time
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
It usually does, it only lasts so long before other people upvote haha
affafa
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER
Intr0naut
I AM SCREAMING
SpudzMckenzie
I JUST CHORTLED
I3anshee
THIS.
EpitomeofMediocre
IF I EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS I'M DEAD
1Plebian
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
HungryPumpkn
*SAME COMMENT BUT BOLDED OR ITALICIZED*
NickBlight
I'll take shit someone made up for attention on the internet for $500
Kildare26
Not necessarily, I used to work in a book shop. One day a little overweight girl came in and asked her mom for a book. This stupid bitch
Kildare26
Said "you don't need books, let's buyyou an ice cream" I felt so sorry for the little girl
suntzupup
i've seen wittier moments. i can believe this.
Lots43
/r/nothingeverhappens
LionHeat
Its about the message, even if its made up, its a good story mate
jasonddgs
I'd say about 80% of Tumblr stories are made up or over exaggerated to the point where it's a complete lie.
Freeflare
To be fair, this one seems reasonable enough to have not been made up.
insufficientimagination
oh... there goes another happy moment...
SabineRaven
Preach!
bestboobs
It never ceases to amaze me how mundane some of your lives are.
Rocketrickster
Yet here you are, commenting on a comment. At least everyone knows now how much better you are than us!
bestboobs
No false equivalency there whatsoever. Keep bringing on the downvotes bitches. Your pathetic salt makes me happy.
ColoneISanders
Here ya go:
Aids11d7
This needs more attention. Grade A. Well done sir.
MidiArbite
Perfect.
Vectorman2
Hey now, we were all about to circle up and yell about how we love books over women and THATS why we are single, don't take that away!
ruferto
false. we love books AND women, so that's why we masturbate to porno magazines
Vectorman2
'Why not both?' *Mexican cheering intensifies*
Inappropesmagotes
I masturbate to books and read women.
ArtOzz
Yeah! Everyone knows no one actually reads anything for pleasure like its an actual hobby they hold dear in their hearts or anything! FAKE.
Rocketrickster
Ah, so you believe everything you read on the internet?
fatbottomgirls
FAKE NEWS
TroelsyTwo
After being at uni being forced to read so much, reading for pleasure was not an option. It took years before I started reading novels again
Rocketrickster
Know that feel
NickBlight
I didn't say it's never happened. I'm saying the odds the person who claims to have seen it saw it are next to zero.
Marbra89
At least he knew not to claim it was his girlfriend
Derrapin
And that distinction is good enough for you to feel good about yourself for casting shade? The things people emotionally invest into...
ArtOzz
Right, right, but the thing is, the important thing is that you dont actually know for a fact one way or the other. And who cares anyway?
NickBlight
Because fuck anyone who lies about their life for attention. I hate me monsters
Derrapin
That'd make a good point if you knew who posted this originally _and_ knew them personally. You're just yelling at another story on the net.