makethemoonproud
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Jan 30, 2017 12:27 AM
makethemoonproud
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NickGumke
CorneliusCornwall
Try and fucking stop me.
Jynxy85
Stick my dick in it? Possibly.
Coruxus
Already one foot in the grave, just push me in already
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
Did they cut the other one off?
Benruryefri
Abomination
wobani
No.
ZakAmetyst
Good. I'll have yours too then!
SeverusMixtape
Sweet Diabeetus.
themrdoba
With a shot of insulin.
slaci
Make it a pint.
ignimbrite
"With an insulin chaser"
MrsMarion
I'll share my metformin with you as well!
HeyGafilimore
Remmikins
https://media.giphy.com/media/5tfDFHuaQz9F6/giphy.gif
Pikka
Without hesitation, all of it, as fast as possible.
therocksfannypack
Get diabetes from this? Yep.
Riese89
Diabeetus, I welcome you!
Riese89
Also I know how to spell diabetes.
Riese89
OMEGA1202
Give it to me.
Footpawz
Just the once, probably. Maybe. Depends how much my chest hurts afterwards.
CaptainAham
You couldn't fucking stop me
11111111231231123
we both know the answer
VenomousPancakes
SuperFineButtHairs
theirrisponsiblecaptain
I can feel the 'beetus already.
SomeCrazyNerd
Worth it.
Khantos1
You couldn't stop me punk
BenHurDur
I would sully the memory of my ancient ancestors to have that in my mouth.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
@OP is sitting there asking us stupid questions, meanwhile I'm staring at that picture like
snowman520182
I'm reporting this post, because it's late, I have no money, and now my stomach hurts because I need this so badly. This is worse than porn
makethemoonproud
Sorry friend
Sumstufffofun
Yes, yes I would
Necrosemantic
It looks sickening and like my blood will be replaced with some sort of syrupy liquid if I eat it. So yes. Yes I would.
fricklenani
Absolutely not! There isn't any ice cream.
trebek007
The ice cream is INSIDE the chocolate chip cookie dough
ForALimitedTimeOnly
Holy shit I just ice-creamed myself
DudeonImgur
Being lactose intolerant, Im okay with that
chrisdafish
Do you ever just wanna down a glass of milk or ice cream
DudeonImgur
No wayyyy dude. I'll be in the bathroom for an hour feeling like shit
ARod
I take 2-3 Lactaid pills if I'm getting milk, or ice cream. But pizza and cheese burgers, 1 is just fine.
katirhi
WANT to? YES! But I know if I do I'll be on the toilet all night in agony
ExNiner
What kind of question is that? I'm in physical pain right now because I CANT eat that
fearabsence
You would probably be in more physical pain after eating that
frougz
Just looking at this makes my gallbladder hurt
ThatComputerDude
And I can't fit in some airplane seats BECAUSE I ate that.
TinyBatman
Jealous...
CidColetti
You tried to bite the screen didn't you?
RippleNipple
Who fucking wouldnt
XKCDDaily
Have you ever heard of whore brownies?
ExNiner
I'll bite; is this a whore brownie?
XKCDDaily
It's a real thing. Take an Oreo, wrap it in cookie dough, then lay a bunch in a pan, cover with brownie batter, and cook. They're delicious
prasios
Before I even looked at the comments this was my response
BlueKarat
Is that nutella?
makethemoonproud
Yes, yes it is
BlueKarat
I was sold til that part. I can't do nutella. My inner fat kid is dying.
makethemoonproud
Hey, it's your life, swap it for some marshmallow fluff. No one's judging here
BlueKarat
I would eat it with no condiments. Don't mind the grocery list being composed as of 5 minutes ago or anything.