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garnjunkie
amishjosh
I mean when I think of sucking, I think of
SoberAndBored
Fun Fact: in 1922's "Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens" (Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror) Max Schrek plays the vampire Count Orlok. Orlok is eventually killed by sunlight. So? So nothing in legend or literature up to that point said that sunlight killed vampires. They were weaker during the day, but that was all. So every vampire you see on screen getting set on fire or exploding from sunlight or UV is because of that one film
servingmytimeinusersub
Didn't they cover that in the 92 Dracula? Haven't seen in forever, or maybe confusing with another movie. I seem to remember a vampire bursting out a crate and the narration saying they were weaker during the day.
Flibster
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
and That, is how he ended up in D&W (probably... i hope)
ButtonsAreForPushing
Interview With a Vampire is the only time Tom Cruise didn’t have his weird centered incisor.
DetroitFlatline
PlayerBhatin
BLAH BLAHBLAH
VoxVocisVerum
CrisprCAS
With only a little bit of teeth. Light pressure. Wait, what?
Nostradamuswaswrong
NO TEETH!
CrisprCAS
You're entitled to your preferences, but some people like it.
Hekatombe
CoachMcgurl
Looks like she made Hissssstory with that line.
Hekatombe
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
wazeewa
Affray
Seven year old me hit the ground laughing every time.
L4dead2
YouTubeRed
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Someshithead241
I have the little vampire fangs. No matter the arrangement, cos they aren't scary. And when they hunch over and start hissing at each other, it's not intimidating. It's fucking hilarious and I can't take it seriously.
I want a vampire that will rip out your throat. Not nipple at it then spill 90% of their drink while they sip away.
lightfantasticem172
movies and shows that don't do the vamp teeth on the CANINES ARE COMMITING A CRIME- oh, no one else cares..?...I'm still talking..?....I'm getting worked up about fictional things again like I always do..? and I'm repeating everything you're saying to me into the comme-
randomwalrus
They're vampires, not dogs. No need for canines. Geez, it is almost like you're not a vetrianariariandentiologist or summat.
lightfantasticem172
but they're the pointiest teeth we have!! WHY WOULD THEY PUT THEM ON THE WRONG TOOTH?! ....I realise this is a trigger topic for me and I'm sorry.
randomwalrus
Never apologize for being right.
lightfantasticem172
jesusisherelookbusy
Salem’s Lot
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Kbantar
I saw that when it aired when I was 3. Scared the bejeesus out of me, but I did like it.
jesusisherelookbusy
I saw it for the first time in my mid teens on DVD. That bit in the prison cell scared the hell out of me too.
10000Bees
Fangs on anything other than canine teeth feel so wrong (unless they're all sharp, that's fine)
Targe0
Honestly, for a blood drinking species view point, the most effective would likely be Nosferatu. Makes one large puncture right in the centre of the mouth. So it would have the best flow and mouth fit. So for feeding it would likely be the most effective feeder.
CeruleanK
QED The most realistic vampire is Count Chocula
waifusouls
Fun fact: The original literary vampire story, John Polidori's The Vampyre, Lord Ruthven didn't bite anyone but used a ritual knife - the actual fangs came in with the serialized Varney The Vampire in 1845
thebonesofmyancestors
Second fun fact: The first time the concept of a vampire appeared in print was from a Russian text written in 1047. :)
TomatoAndBasil
That is a fun fact. Thanks for sharing.
EroticZombiePants
Another fun fact: In the original 1931 Dracula movie, Dracula didn't have fangs.
TomatoAndBasil
Fun!
MurdockTheHawk
True. Bela Lugosi just smiled funny before attacking
VoxVocisVerum
Also, apparently the concept for the original fang idea was more natural in having both top and bottom fangs which would meet to form the 2 puncture wounds. The vampire then would have bit down with only the left or right side fangs at a time. But it wasn't described well enough in "Varney". Later authors mistook the "2 puncture wound" concept, and gave their vampires only 2 elongated teeth rather than the ideal 4.
PorterPickUp
The original concept came from the appearance of exhumed corpses believed to be vampires. As the body dehydrated the gums and cuticles would shrink and recess giving the appearance of fangs and claws.
ApothecaryGrant
Targe0
You're here to drink my fluids. I'll say it however I like.
Kamchatkah
theheatman
One ah ah ah
criggie
highstream
Do do doooo do!
BellsTheorem
In Twilight they use a safety pin and the vampire cries while doing it.
DSREX
That was only the crybaby one, the actual ones either cut with a knife or just tear out a chunk.
In my defense I read that book before I knew how bad it was. I like vampire mythos.
BellsTheorem
I never saw or read Twilight. Just my personal imaginings based on superficial exposure.
DSREX
First off, dont bother. The book was worse than the movie.
The female lead is a generic plane character designed to put the reader in her place. Because of this the character has no qualities at all other than being the story teller/victim of the story.
Otherwise it is a Romeo/Juliet story with Vampires.
Author really missed the back story for her vamps to been the source of the Greek and Roman gods. Their physical powers and supernatural ones are 100% fitting if she were not a hack.
moonshadowkati
Vampire: the Masquerade, preferably by an athletic Toreador.
newsguycraigevans
If you like VtM, I just finished the DC series Scarlett written by Tom Joyner and Keith Wilson. Reads very much like VtM. Secretive clans, multiple factions battling for supremacy, prophecies, bloody rituals, magical items, all that stuff.
moonshadowkati
Nice, I'll consider it ^^
EtherealRune
Pfft, pronounced Tor-e-a-whore
Kbantar
I attended a VtM LARP in the 90s. One of the few things I remember is the Malkavian in spandex dancing around. And that everyone took it WAY too seriously.
moonshadowkati
I am a TTRPG player, I can't be held accountable for what LARPers do. :D That said, it is a game that is best when taken seriously, being about the foibles of mankind and all that. Then you laugh at the Malkavian.
Ritawho
PorterPickUp
Methcula!
FckleberryFarms
Without teeth.
uden10
Like a tiger's tongue
moonshadowkati
Coward.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
"She's gumming me to death!" (Flight of the Living Dead)
varyael
Dracula dont suck. Dracula scrap and lick alalalalalalala
DuckyBird101
Abigail (movie 2023)
Kunkoh
Such a fun movie.
JayDeeDubs
The true blood vampire fangs make me irrationally mad. some flavor of elongated canines first choice, then just fucked up Nosferatu or supernatural teeth for 2.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
I've never watched the show and so did not know about how they do fangs and I've never been angrier about something so unimportant.
TheyreIllusionsMichael
It's a camp show that doesn't take it seriously, but some viewers desperately tried to
ChippinStrata
Season 1 had a mood that could have kept it away from the campy path, but they went down that road heavily and burned every fucking bridge on the way to soap opera town.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Yep. Stick with the templates found in nature. Canines make the most sense for primates, Nosferatu's vampire bat-inspired look works too, and if you want to get freaky go full shark mode. But the lateral incisors are just weird
OliverOtter
Yes, Nosferatu's were based on vampire bats, so a very good choice IMO. And just elongating the natural canines also works.
lightfantasticem172
it's so they dont have to loose the stupid "sexy" open mouth thing they always do to show off the teeth without making the actors open their mouths that much...I hate it so fucking much and I am SO glad someone else's pointed it out xD
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Targe0
Half Strigoi
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Such a cool character
Targe0
Yes.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Yes please
Deadpool854
TeddyMoment
Pet Sounds
fitlex
Maultasche
blaghart
explains why his actor is into underage women...
kahooki
jelder100
…bored now….
SithElephant
Thinking of Drusilla.
USvette1
She was my fav, along with vamp Willow.
randomwalrus
The George Foreman method of naming things.
Affray
Something long the lines of "When you get punched in the head for a living there's only so many names you can remember.".
Valtrith
THANK YOU
knudude
PorterPickUp
I'm so evil and skanky...and I think I'm kinda gay.
DrLOAC
Huor
I don't know why that's so hypnotic, but dammit, it really is.
jermprobably
FUCKING EXCUSE ME? I JUST started watching buffy hahahaha well, now I know I need to watch to see this happen.
JacobKreutzfeldt
I think it was in someone's nightmare, not sure...
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Alternative reality created when Cordy wishes Buffy had never come to Sunnydale. Anya's first appearance.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Oh, you're in for a treat.
tamajor
Not as much of a spoiler as it looks. What a great show.
DeadeicPrints
The Buffy show was so dang good. TV peaked with this one, change my mind.
exbenedict
Why would I want to do homework assigned by someone such as yourself?
jayman0123
PackratMagpie
reineseele
Not gonna lie i also loved "The Originals". Mostly because of elijah & his brother. Doesn't matter how weird all was. They rocked. ^^
DeadeicPrints
Okay, I can't argue that. Elijah was an amazing character. And Klaus... I have the gayest straight crush on him. I cannot remember the actors name off the top of my head, but he played that character so damn good. As did Elijah's actor.
reineseele
Gotta love a character that got described as true to his word and still be conniving as f*ck. ^^
kahooki
jzbstl
I love Buffy, but it wasn’t the peak. That would be The Wire. Unless you’re only counting vampire shows, and then yes - Buffy was the peak for those.
blaghart
Angel begs to differ with you, since it technically lasted longer than Buffy...
DeadeicPrints
Buffy ran from 1997 to 2003, 7 seasons. Angel ran from 1999 to 2004, 5 seasons. It lasted one year after, but did not last longer. Don't forget Angel was a Buffy character for the first 3 seasons before he left the show.
DeadeicPrints
Eh, can't agree. I couldn't get into nor do I enjoy the genre or what plot I've seen of The Wire.
gordy77
It's also very, very long
briham86
thedudeman519
Realy dug the first 2 seasons of the show, then it kind of tapered off for me. Dunno why.
briham86
Same boat. I was really into the first season, but kinda lost interest in season 2. The book trilogy suffered similarly. Great start, but kinda weak by the third book.
Goldenteckel
Zack Goodweather didn't help.
thedudeman519
Oh man that kid fucking suuuuuuuuuuucked.
EvilFentoozler
This.
EvilMasterBetty
Whatever the fuck this is
bardman135
Sage042000
That's what's below the sugar coated topping. So you better LEARN. TO PULL. THE TRIGGER.
theheatman
Reapers
VioletKingof0W0
Would
YippeeKayakOB
at first I thought nice CGI but then realized the latex tongue is a hand
Targe0
Strigoi
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
GREAT BOOK
MadHatter69
A fun Friday night for the missus is what that is
WoopDeFrickenDoo
that's a little creepy if I'm being honest
DataBeardFace
Well it's a blood sucking monster sooo....
MechKelly
The Reaper Strain.
Lachwen
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I believe that's called an Englishman, be careful they can be rather dangerous, best to pacify them with some bland food and an episode of some television show made on a budget of twelve pence.
a2s2020
"It ran for 16 years on the BBC, they did nearly 30 episodes"
jesusisherelookbusy
CardeasIV
I loved the shoutout to this in Deadpool
goatyfacemcgee
You beat me to it.
BirdieBones
Necromorph. Plasma cutter takes care of that.
guitardemon66
The Strain
kamelj436
I like strain first 2 seadon
Clayman8
Blade 2 actually, but close
KoroSenseiiii
Nope, Blade 2 :-)
IrateWolfe
Same creative team though
AmbientSun
And Volatiles from Dying Light!
IrateWolfe
Oh really?
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
You forgot Fright Night and 30 Days of Night
mcglirkymeow
I saw Fright Night when I was 10 and thought it was a comedy. I don’t remember much of the movie anymore but I remember laughing through most of it. I was a weird kid.
Ilovetomakestuffup
left one is just a british person
newsguycraigevans
Never forget Fright Night!
ElRealElGuapo
You're so cool Brewster!
KittenVonCatsworth
30 Days of Night was so much better than it had any right to be. It's not a GOOD movie, but it's a FUN movie. I rewatch it a few times a year.
SuperKamiGuru11
SAME! LOVE THAT MOVIE
wreynor1
I'm not into vampires, but I really like the ones in 30 days
Efreeti
God? ......no God.
munkis
Worked on the VFX. when we showed the shot of the person getting sliced in half to the director for the first time, he cackled and said "more sausages!"
CoachMcgurl
I'm pretty sure the 30 days of night are Shark Vampires. They all got bit by sharks and got blackened eyes and rows of teeth.
shiggitymiggity
Y'know the thing about Shark Vampires, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'...until he bites ya. And those eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin', and the ground turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they...rip you to pieces.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
jumpbus360
Well I've heard they're kinda stinky.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
RelevantCommentBot
Weresharks?
CoachMcgurl
I don't think so. They don't transform completely into sharks. Just get characteristics of them. Like the black eyes and teeth.
a2s2020
There sharks. There coral
RelevantCommentBot
https://imgur.com/FbVaX4Y
tordalk
Then there's that guy
TexMexHex
Fuck. Yes. Had the poop ashes in his plane
BORGALOOGIE
And then there’s Maude
Cranbananarama
itsallaboutthecones
Apparently it's from The Night Flier. I'm just gonna say, no thank you.
potentiallyunsafe
Who's that guy?
VictusVonGuyver
I thought it was John Turturro as the Nutcracker Rat King at first.
johnnothing
Gary oldman
dwarfinathonginacaskinthewaterwoooo
chicago style
Saker82
I think its from a film called "The Night Flyer"
cptwott
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0119784/?ref_=tt_mv_desc
DarthGoodguy
Main character’s name is Richard Dees. Come on. That was on purpose.
potentiallyunsafe
I'm sick of these monkey fightin vamps on this Monday to Friday plane!
SomeKindOfEye
Boris johnson
whitebbwolf
heyletsbefriends
ha
chatterer
whataboutthatone
Legend
jzbstl
I regret I only have one upvote
jayman0123
@extraupvote help a dude out
randomwalrus
Looks a bit like The Count, from Sesame Street.
HereticNoNumber
Nah he does not count.
DartTarget13
I assure you, he does.