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Sorry for the long post
metalfoto
The roadrage killed me..
Zizmaster101
This is great. I love Canadian stereotypes
lilnerm
The second last one is actually pretty common, people will leave their car on while they're in the grocery store or whatever.
xXImTheFuzzXx
I will always upvote my northern brothers.
WilliesBeard
How can anyone hate canadians? They are making it really really hard atleast.
Evern
As a Canadian I've lost count of how many "No please, after you" standoffs I've participated in.
awkwardstare
Lemmings don't actually jump off cliffs they were pushed off by the film crew during a documentary called "White Wilderness" made by Disney.
AUselessreptile
Canadians riot over hockey. Just ask Leafs fans.
carrotsoup
Canadian here, everything in this post is true. I'm sorry
spiritussancto
on my way to work someone graffitied "share the love" and the girl with the pearl earring on the sidewalk. i'm canadian. this is normal
thewiggins
the only thing that causes us to riot is hockey
dababaman
BillyBlueberry
I would live in Canada it sounds great
spiritussancto
other than the weather
BillyBlueberry
well here in England we get no snow at all so it's really one or the other.
terraformingwithdynamite
It's never a "rubber" octopus.
Bibliotechina
Always upvote Canadian things.
HipHopSaint
As a Canadian I can confirm all of these especially the lemming suicide one
CatsAndNinjas
I, for one, will welcome our new Canadian overlords. http://imgur.com/Eb109Eg
justareallylongemailaddress
"Sorry for the long post" that was golden.
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justareallylongemailaddress
Why would you say something so hurtful?
metalriff
Ha...great comeback at being an imgurian!
herecomesthefun1
I'm moving to Canada.
TheRealBrebby
Moving to Canada does not grant you our stereotypes
herecomesthefun1
I'm just tired of being around mean people. I don't need your stereotypes.
TheRealBrebby
That's fair.
beansandweiners
Canadian party guy is my brother in law... true story!
TheMrGUnit
Soorry to be rude, but #13 was taken in Geneva, Switzerland, and not in Canada. Soorry.
DelicateMenstrualQueef
You redeemed yourself by apologizing twice in the same comment.
YukonGold
I was guessing the east coast or southern Ontario.
AstrologyR
Lol southern? They barely get any snow
YukonGold
Sometimes they get a lot of ice.
nabolino
Il me semblait bien!
ThisUserNameReallySucks
TerribleStuntman
I...I kinda want to move to Canada now.
Nevercanpick
That one dude was having a hell of a party
DynamicWeight
Yeah right... that is his girlfriend's party. It is not actually fun having your house invaded by a dozen girls.
hafniOum
What the picture doesn't tell is behind the cameraman there's a bunch of men who didn't bothered about that picture cause it's Hockey Night!
Sayagain
From Wisconsin here, got yelled at the other night because she noticed I was watching hockey while messing around. I regret nothing.
Hellstorm99
Also from Wisconsin, not a blackhawks fan are you...
Sayagain
Wild :)
Hellstorm99
I can live with that. Avalanche fan here, FIB's just don't stfu about the hawks.
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
I mean, would you if you were a Hawks fan/ the Avs weren't historically bad this year?
tinyhooman
ClaustrophobicOxtopus
YES YES YES YES YES CANADA YES YES YES
FlowersByIrene
Heck of a loop.
EverythingWasTakenBySomeBastard
That gif has never been more appropriate
Mrgonehunting
I was hoping a Sorry sign would appear
mikeatike
#6 is Detroit, not Canada
justasiam
Yep
EffieDeia
Yeah. I was wondering about that one. I believe you're correct.
mikeatike
Except that the octopus would be real.
justasiam
Yep
justasiam
Yep
justasiam
Yep
justasiam
Yep
justasiam
Yep
domestomp
A Canadian team must be losing to the Wings.
HorsefaceBeeguy
As a Canadian this is all true
TheRealRobbStark
As a Canadian, i also second your claim
OmegaThrone
As another Canadian, I think you're living in a dream world.
joyouspopsical
Oh dear, I made a comment that was almost the same as yours. Sorry.
ThisUsernameIsStolen
I am Canadian. and I approve this message.
WouldYouLikeaForkinKnife
If this wasn't labelled as a Canadian post I wouldn't think anything of it because I see stuff like this up here all the time
FisterMantastic
Oooh fuck yeah buds. I read them like "yup, yup, yup, yup..."
ILiveInRichmondBC
We're all hosers!
HurrdurrdurrdurrHODOR
I think of Canada as one big hufflepuff country and I love it!
madamehatter
As a Canadian, yes to every single one.. and I love it http://i.giphy.com/twm1AmHvacOcM.gif
HorsefaceBeeguy
This is first time I have gotten past 500 points
SarcasticCanadian
as a Canadian, this is totally wrong
defenestratemeplz
Username checks out
SarcasticCanadian
Dumbladorable
As a Brit, some of these are not unique to Canada
SOMETHINGNOTMYACTUALNAME
Can confirm, all true.
RELAVANTGIFMAKER
Except for
, that is a michigan thing
PinPointSnarkuracy
Close enough, eh? (as a former Detroiter who dated a Windsorite)
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
As a Canadian goose: *HONK-hiss-LongStringyPoop*
Somanyquestions
As a French Canadian, we're not nearly as polite.
Davadin
Nonsense. Choice of words can be interesting to say the least, but every Quebecois I've met are genuinely as friendly. <3
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Quebecois in Quebec are decent. Quebecois who moved down to Florida for retirement are universally dicks in my experience. Source: i worked-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
retail in South Florida for 4 years and not one nice French Canadian was met. And there were a butt ton of French Canadians.
pavelevich
Rpz sisi la famille
2wingsofwax
Is that the French part?
JimDressedAsDwight
Every french-canadian
PunnyDad
Minus the paradon my French part just "your an asshole"
100PercentCanadianBeef
When I went to Quebec, everybody seemed nice but drivers. Our tour guide got hit by a car, and he was on the sidewalk. 1/2
100PercentCanadianBeef
The driver made him pay for the side mirror
SOMETHINGNOTMYACTUALNAME
Can also confirm, VERY true.
jimmythejedi
Tabarnak.
LickHerBalloonKnot
De caliss...
carrotsoup
De criss
LickHerBalloonKnot
D'osti...
carrotsoup
Hey I'm French Canadian too!!! Salut poulet!
Somanyquestions
Poulet? Salut poulette dans ce cas là :P Tu es de quel coin de Montréal?
Somanyquestions
Poulet? Salut poulette dans ce cas là :P Tu es de quel coin de Montréal?
carrotsoup
Haha près du Stade, et toi? :P
Somanyquestions
Plateau! Presque proche :P
lovelyboredom
I live in Ontario... No. Tisint. Bloody scary here.
TeaEyeDoubleGrr
Like seriously?! Where is the snow right now?! I miss it ;(
lovelyboredom
Uhm. Drive north. Lol we have 3 ft left after the January thaw we just had. And it is snowing some more.
Delusional108
I'm sorry for my rude comment but I'm fucking American, where is the fucking maple syrup in this post?
myfriendmademethisaccount
It's ours mwhahahaha
xbxoxy
Next to the bacon
kmikl
This post was written in maple syrup.
maplesyrupinmycoffee
In my coffee
thedarkcanuck
I'm hecking Canadian and I friggin agree with ya eh?
theultimatecanadian
We're made from it. I'm sorry but how else could be so sweet, eh?
Jacxy
In Quebec. We don't talk about their kind.
lovelyboredom
Vermont. Now leave our syrup alone eh?
Infamouse
Canadians keep all the good syrup for themselves! Send us garbage refuse syrup and laugh at us every morning iver pancakes
Fleaturtle
Sorry
PrincessPeach34
NothingButReactionGifs
(not enough profanity) Fuckity fuck-fuck ding dang shucks.
Delusional108
I didn't want to deal with character limit.
skwint
Maple syrup is provided for us by the environment and it is now illegal to talk about that to US citizens
Delusional108
Canadian syrup is sold in the US though....
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
its a joke
iamthisguy247
"Um...uh...we ran out of syrup. No don't come up and check. We are uh....just too sad right now. Uh, just stay down there, and don't check"
RulesOfImgur
hey man sorry to bother you but...uh.. you got the stuff?
Delusional108
I'M SENDING BIEBER UP TO GET A FEW GALLONS
Buckwalter
Liters dude. Are you trying to get us caught?
Buckwalter
Liters dude. Are you trying to get us caught?
Delusional108
I only know Freedom Units.
HorsefaceBeeguy
For maple syrup to appear make pancakes and share
RonaldBilliusWeasley
Flapjacks.
Delusional108
I prefer waffles though...
Puffmax
Bamboozled
defenestratemeplz
You have failed this city
Delusional108
Did they apologise afterwards?
n080dy123
I never knew they caught those guys
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
Hey get back to building the wall we're not supposed to tell anyone about until it's finished
Delusional108
The Mexico wall or Canadian? I'm more worried about irate Canadians.
sadbitterkitten
Upstate NY and VT have got you covered
vrock451
And Maine, ours is usually blueberry though.
carrotsoup
it's not the same.
Delusional108
This guy here knows what's up.
Masterlp3
It's pretty similar considering how close Vermont is to Canada, I propose that the Canadian border be expanded to where maple syrup is made.
RulesOfImgur
but what of us in the upper midwest where all the apologies are?
Masterlp3
Apologies and maple syrup is what makes us bleed red
sadbitterkitten
OMG, that's FANTASTIC - I'd get the Canadian goodness (and pot and maple syrup) and NO TRUMP - I'm in!
carrotsoup
That's the best idea I've heard. Have a banana:
Masterlp3
sadbitterkitten
Really? Why not? My family is French Canadian, living in Upstate NY - process to make syrup is the same as is the taste IMHO
carrotsoup
I'm not telling you our secret recipe. :P
sadbitterkitten
fair enough - I won't tell you mine either - so sorry about that though!
promnitedumpsterbaby
God damnit I want pancakes with maple syrup now
sadbitterkitten
fair enough - I won't tell you mine either - so sorry about that though!
yoginioftruth
I moved to Canada 6 months ago, the accuracy here is astounding.
carrotsoup
Eh welcome dude! Sorry about the winter.
yoginioftruth
Thank you. I love it here! The winters been mild here in Ontario
carrotsoup
Same in Quebec. Luckily we haven't had -35C weather :P
yoginioftruth
When I was in Montreal last February it was -40. No thanks
madamehatter
Welcome!
yoginioftruth
Thank you!
madamehatter
What part of the country do you live in? Don't worry, though, we have maple syrup everywhere
yoginioftruth
Kingston. It's pretty but not as "Canadian " as I'd hoped
madamehatter
Oh nice, my uncle lived there! Come check out BC, it's amazing and very Canadian :)
madamehatter
Oh nice, my uncle lived there! Come check out BC, it's amazing :)
madamehatter
And sorry, would've replied earlier but you know how Imgur goes lol