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Went in for a regular check up/physical and was informed that I have a slight lump on my junk and they'll have to run some blood tests to determine whether or not its cancer, I've never been more scared in my life. Wish me luck guys.
nosoupforoldmen
Don't worry too much! Even if it is cancer they'll likely only remove the lump. Or if they have to remove the testicle you'll still have one
IComeWithWifi
Far more often than not, it's a harmless cyst or just a lump of gristle. Worst case scenario, they caught it early enough to treat.
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
Testicular cancer has like 96% survival rate buddy. Hang in there man.
bicherytiscuits
Wishing you all the best and sending you good vibes Mon Frere!
IDontKnowIfYouKnowThatIKnowThatYouDontKnowThatIDontCare
Good luck @op!
Belliveau
@op, I wish you the best of luck. I went in to the Dr. after finding a lump on my bestie testie. Turns out it was a cyst and cancer free
Qutman
Good luck @OP.
waeraj
Well, what did you have?
bundleofwoodensticks
Hey @OP. Hope you’re doing well!
electrohamster
Well, what were the results ?
rainbowpantalones
Good luck on your balls, @OP. Hope it's not as bad as you fear.
kaiser13
Caught it early awesome if it is not cancer awesome All the best big boy
Juldamus
Well if you need to take some cancer, you should take testicular cancer because it has the best survival rate there is.
Juldamus
Even if there was already metastatis. So no reason to worry mate.
BananaBrain
If it's only on the testicles and is not spreading like your mom's legs, could cutting them work ?
livingthathoelife
@op sup! Just wanted to check in on you and the balls to see how they’re hanging? You good, son?
unresponsivenipples
https://youtu.be/KsdD1MJXOpk MEN! LISTEN TO DEADPOOL!
dougpeck
Tomorrow I will make something relevant to your username. It will be shit, but it will be gloriously shit.
ABlastFromYourPast
Here's hoping it all turned out the best way it could!
kecker
I've been there before, turned out to be non-cancerous. Still had to have surgery but at least it wasn't cancer.
moosewanooski
I had the same thing OP, turned out to be a cyst. Relax for now, tackle problems as they come okay?
Compuwiz76
Had it myself. 15 years later i haven 3 children and good health. 1/
Compuwiz76
But still it sucks to get it. Good luck! 2/2
TardisBatman
If it is indeed cancer, I aspire to be like you
Compuwiz76
Survival rates for this cancer is high, i just went along with the program and it tirnd out great. But this could be alot of other things.
Freefallingheather
Whatever you face you won't face alone, you've got us :-) Plus prostate cancer is really treatable, stay positive XXX
SinSinna
Hey, op! How are your balls?
TardisBatman
Wow just realized I never did an update, so the lumps he felt was actually just a buildup of fluid inside of my testes, no cancer, easy fix
InverseTransformer
Yay! Long live OP's balls!
berserk
Friend of mine had that many years ago. He is quite healthy, with good sex life. Good luck
TardisBatman
Ive heard its very treatable which is a relief, but still its cancer and cancer has a tendency to spread. Hoping for the best, thanks man
averageideal
My friend had it at age 16 and he is very healthy now-- doesn't mind his uniball. Froze some sperm though just in case!
Lobsterfarts
Just remember: there's two and it only takes one to get the job done.
tDewy
At least testicular is one of the most treatable forms of cancer right?
UserClevername
Yes, but "You have cancer" is still scary as hell to hear from your doctor.
AFineDayForScience
If it's still localized it has a 99% survivability rate. 96% for regional, and 73% for distant metastasis
AFineDayForScience
Source: http://www.cancer.org/cancer/testicularcancer/detailedguide/testicular-cancer-survival-rates
Chesho
I shall pray for your balls @OP. Good luck.
pancreas
Bet that's not something you ever thought you'd say.
MynameisPuedespieds
My uncle got testicle cancer. Twice. He lives well. Don't you worry too much ! You'll be fine ! :)
LongoloidFartExplosion
I hope statistics turn out in @OP's favour.
LongoloidFartExplosion
Also statesticles.
planckstorch
Many today will pray for your manly bits. Great, now I feel like I'm sending dickpics to God. Being a dude is weird sometimes.
TardisBatman
HAHAHAHA
TardisBatman
Many thanks
ThatsNotWhatHeSaidThough
God: "my inbox is full of them."
YoureOnTheRoadToHavingMyFootUpYourAss
Underrated comment of the year
skellington01
Commentary by for updates. @OP good luck, we have your back
skellington01
*got...
TardisBatman
Will do, thanks
TardisBatman
I appreciate that
LiquidPoo
Please post a picture of your nuts so we know what we are praying for. No homo.
McLawsuit
You smart, you loyal.
iamapassword
I appreciate that
CrotchRash
I've had two lumps for a while and I think they are getting bigger. But I'm too scared to get them checked. Is that bad?
dillmac
See. A. Doctor. Immediately.
Huckingfell
Yes it's fucking bad! GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW! Testicular cancer is super survivable with normal sex life IF YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR!
UserClevername
SOOO BAD. Not even joking. Survival rates for TC grow exponentially the earlier you catch it. Go now. Like, right now.
nowaii
Go check yourself! I didn't and I have spent the last 2 years recovering from chemo, surgeries and a couple of real death scares. 1/2
nowaii
I waited so long it had spread into my whole body. When a simple surgery had cured me if I checked it right away. Don't be me.
CrotchRash
Thanks bro, I'll get checked. I'm glad that you're recovering!
FarkasMacTavish
Get checked, fuckwit.
PuppyDontCare
duuuuuude!!! doctor!! NOW!! I had a friend that noticed the same, got treatment, he is fine now. Early diagnosis saved his life!
FarkasMacTavish
Get checked, fuckwit.
sunnydelinquent
The fuck? Who raised you? Go to the damn doctor. There is no pride when your worm food or dust.
almostsomething182
Are you talking about your testicles, or something on them?
CrotchRash
Two lumps on one of them.
PuppyDontCare
duuuuuude!!! doctor!! NOW!! I had a friend that noticed the same, got treatment, he is fine now. Early diagnosis saved his life!
CrotchRash
I dunno if you remember this thread, but I go for a sonogram next Monday morning. Thanks!
PuppyDontCare
Im so glad!!! Im like you, my logic is "if I dont go to the doctor nothing is wrong with me". Keep us posted, please!
CrotchRash
I will. And again, thanks for the encouragement!
INeedFakeLove
This is me exactly. Two little lumps on the left one
planckstorch
P.S. Imgur all is being weird, sorry if posting is goofy.
PuppyDontCare
duuuuuude!!! doctor!! NOW!! I had a friend that noticed the same, got treatment, he is fine now. Early diagnosis saved his life!
planckstorch
See above comment. Don't risk your boys, get 'em the attention they need.
planckstorch
I want you to imagine one of the two following things: 1. We found it in time, no prob! 2. We are late, and must amputate. - Don't risk 'em.
planckstorch
I want you to imagine one of the two following things: 1. We found it in time, no prob! 2. We are late, and must amputate. - Don't risk 'em.
nowaii
1. They will amputate if there is any sign if cancer. However it's extremely rare cancer spreads to both of them.
CrotchRash
I go for a sonogram next Monday. Thanks for what you said!
planckstorch
If you need encouragement, hit me up on a pm, and best of luck.
Thedevilwearsbananahammocks
2 can come with "it has spread to other organs and lymph nodes"
tankdog420
If it's a cancer, the nut is gone. That's a given.