Sm0keyTheBandit
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#Diedforourgyms #Turnswaterintoproteinshakes
Sep 23, 2017 4:10 PM
Sm0keyTheBandit
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#Diedforourgyms #Turnswaterintoproteinshakes
Zabadabadooo
Reps for Jesus !
Kimberoo
Man walked everywhere and was the son of a carpenter. I don't doubt he was jacked
willowgamesofficial
Need a good workout routine? Jesus nailed it.
TheRealHelmsman
memepoop
wheymen
Panserclaw
And he commanded, "Let them get swole!"
OuroborosX
Why cross out the name of the person who wrote that comment? They deserve recognition.
meschwPrince
He's been doing a lot of cross fit
DoctorPepperWho
DOST THOU EVEN HOIST?!?
bluecollarintellectual
Why is he smiling?
sahdad
It's just as accurate as that mormon artist who did their painting that's everywhere and based it on himself.
Nicaroso
Source?
sahdad
This is an overlay gif transitioning from his photo to his painting:
Lesurous
Nothing works you harder than bearing the weight of our sins.
17achitturi
Anyone bearing the weight of my sins alone are gonna get pretty jacked. kek
CakeTare
spake? spake???-- preganant!??
Rexyf
Spake is legit. It's just Archaic. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/spake
AuRevoirShosanna
This statue is in the town I currently live in~ Yeongcheon, South Korea
godsleadfoot
Looks more like Genghis Jesus Khan
Ignak
He's gonna make firewood from the cross just by using his muscles
BNabs
The lord giveth and the lord taketh all the whey
Pheralg
"Father, please help me"...and He gave him Super Strenght. "Jesus smash!"
Lugh314159
Jesusfit died for our gains.
RagCity
Father forgive me for these gains i'm about to receive.
blacksteve
it's been 3 weeks, I'm still coming back to this post and laughing at it every time.
universalcode
Is he fucking smiling?
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Yeah, he's gonna rip those nails right out and smack up the romans with their own cross.
SHiNiXiA
What a marbled comment. Nailed it!
735824
That limey again.
checkoutthenametag
ya-whey
UnicornofPeril
Internet, stop trying to make want to fuck holy figures! It doesn't work! Unless it's Thor, Odin, Hercules, Zeus...
Pheralg
Quetzalcoatl will do for you?
UnicornofPeril
Maybe. I also remember reading something about Camazotz giving some hero great head, though I might be remembering that wrong.
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
Ukko and Perun?
UnicornofPeril
Toss in Thor and we can find out who handles their hammer the best!
BrockAppDancer
Died for our gyms!
Rogerdavis6
I laughed, +1
metalfoto
MosEisleyPhotography
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
ShyNynaeve
Something Something CrossFit
Twiggeh
oh you
RexZE
Crucifit?
Billyjackjay
*Christfit
DragonDildoChandelier
Counterfit
Moses invests!
Sammyv17
It hit the crossbar!!
iliketoanswerwithreactions
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Someone's been reading the swoly bible
SilverwingPrime
Reddit.com/r/swoleacceptance
Unquote
I treat my legs like I treat my girlfriends...ignore them.
DuckStampede
Reps for Jesus
hajimedj
Father forgive me for these gains I'm about to receive.
ReluctantSquirrel
+1. Funniest comment
Counterfit
Dammit people, give this person more upvotes!
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
digitreal
For I am the whey.
JamesMonroeLJ
PooPculture
The whey and the might
Counterfit
For thine is the power, the glory, and the squat rack, amen.
TheRealCaveman
Damnit that's good. +1
RiverBear
... the truth, and the lift.
Git0Gud0Scrub
No man cometh to the free weights except through me.
QuiteADapperAsshole
For he bench pressed the sins of the world.
JamesMonroeLJ
+1
HamOnWholeWheat
slowclap.gif
CakeTare
Haha! ok. that was funny
BingleyBingleyBeep
Wheymen.
yikeonmyfuneral
I guess you really are what you eat
OurLordAndSaviorGabeNewell
JESUS TAKE THE WHEY
SexualConsent
yyyyyyyyyYYYYEAAAHHHHH
ColdWaterCrossing
YAHWHEYYYYYYY
wisebundi
LudicrousSpeedGo
Fucking swish.
QuantumSupersexposition
Jeho-bruh
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
I wish you could favorite comments.
DarkMaster98
Bruhman
QuiteADapperAsshole
From Jesuit to Jesufit.
apittsburghoriginal
This is a highly underrated comment.
digitreal
Is that called cross fit?
AstartesLibrarius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q31CCDVdas
digitreal
Haha