Imnotfamousso
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Nov 10, 2020 8:13 AM
Imnotfamousso
96599
3389
137
Not from me
xuumo
He means the bacon
masterfanggi
GONDOR CALLS FOR FOOD!
Jaqdakloun
What news of Minas Tirith ?
MarkRavingMad
Gondor calls for snacks!
WireHairLongDoggie
You didn’t post the beam shot pic? Wth?
whocanPelican
@RepostStatistics
KT8819
Farge.
Panserclaw
GONDOR CALLS!!!
Seethreepeeoh
nice
HobbesRogers
Gondor calls for uber eats?
AeonQuasars
I read follow the bacon.
ruferto
/r/flashlight - the other subreddit you never knew you needed
JohnnyLawlessEsq
What was the first?
ruferto
a=e
Sm9yCg
I first read "light the bacon" and was confused. Now i'm no longer confused, but hungry.
iancarry
he was lasoing in the support squad
cptcr
howd this make front page missing half the repost?
Larnoc
well now I'm going to be stuck in a subreddit for hours and end up with a $300 flashlight... fuck
WhoUhz
gablestout
GuardDogTD
missing the second picture of the guys flashlight
MaxReboBand
Here you go
SwedeOnAnIsland
An UberEats driver in a Lexus...?
DaggothSeitar
My thought immediately
Schlumpfi
gondor calls for a sandwich!
PopEyeCryToTheSky
Beacon in my language means penis, so I see this as an instruction.
Fzoid
Follow the light
henrikpetersson51
Adress: Gondor 422.
Marokh
sevrono
This is me, it's weird though at family events in the summer, my sister's managed to get their skin tone and ability to tan from our 1/2
sevrono
Syrian great grandfather. They are the darkest skinned family members, even my twin, whereas I'm fishbelly, the palest in my family 2/3
sevrono
I guess I could blame it on the UK and Danish ancestors lol. 2/2
beemerhead
The beacons are lit. Gondor is hungry
GhostOfAnrui
The beacons are f*cking lit ?
MermaidBiologist
Gondor calls for food
doctorwhoquotes
And Red Robin will answer!
Maccabi
Where was Gondor when we had the munchies?! Where was Gondor when the hunger closed in on us!? Where was Gon — No, my Lord ,we eat alone.
Thetiredmechanic
Gondor calls for eggs!
MyAssholeSpeaksFrenchLikeBillyCorganOnARollercoaster
Lit asf
lancell
DarkUranium
What about the second beacon?
uselesscommentsmyspecialty
Oh, naughty, bad Zoot!
sciencebasedlifeform
And now, the oral sex
jesusisherelookbusy
“It’s not the real Grail?!”
WhatsGoingOnUpstairs
I just remembered, it's grail shaped.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
hehehehe Tis a silly place
Pyroboy85
imgurianitarian
uselesscommentsmyspecialty
Thanks. I couldn’t remember the exact line, although I think it’s repeated a few different ways.
CheapBeerHeadaches
Believe me or don't, I just posted the 404th upvote, and Imgur shot me a warning message about the upvote
lifeisadadjoke
Reminds me that some think Lancelot is gay.
CrisprCAS
You should see the musical.
QuazMasta
Lancelot might as well just fess up. Really, he's a different kind of guy.
CaywenCovacel
... no he's not! He was just saving Galahad from dire peril!
JediUrsa
You must spank her
capitalistdecadence
ekstrax
They're not so bad
uselesscommentsmyspecialty
You’re in great peril!
jesusisherelookbusy
“Can I go back in there and face the peril?” “No it’s unhealthy.”
theimgurappsucksballs
Bet you're gay
jesusisherelookbusy
“No I’m not.”
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
I could stay a bit longer...
michaelmp
Oh no it’s far too perilous
PuckerUpPutin
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
NonstopRampage
NO NOT AGAIN
Blightlance
LISTEN. HEAR ME AND OBEY.
NonstopRampage
Blightlance
A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE.
NonstopRampage
nope
GoodBrotherGrimm
Am I missing something here?
MaxReboBand
He forgot to post the 2nd pic from the reddit post 1/2
AnathemaNoreh
Is the Uber arriving by boat?
GoodBrotherGrimm
Thank you, that makes way more sense now
MaxReboBand
https://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight/comments/jrblzk/uber_eats_driver_couldnt_find_my_address_had_to/
GravyEducation
We all are
pteridomania
I'll light the beacon so you can find it
GoodBrotherGrimm
Can you explain? I'm not trying to be a dick, just curious if I'm missing a reference or something.
GravyEducation
It's at best a parody of in-jokes and at worst not funny
GoodBrotherGrimm
Turns out op missed a picture
innagaddavidababy
Nope, not all.
GoodBrotherGrimm
Can you explain? I'm not trying to be a dick, just curious if I'm missing a reference or something.
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GoodBrotherGrimm
That makes more sense. At the time there was no explanation. Thanks :)
MaxReboBand
You forgot the 2nd pic 1/2
LateNightBunnyParty
I want one.
Dravit
Upvote for you and a non-upvote for the OP for failing to tell the whole story!
WhoUhz
TapiocaMartini
GONDOR CALLS FOR BREAD!
ThickTomato
I ended up getting this because of this post
Chiefinspector
The beacons are lit!
FirefighterCaboose
Our thoughts and prayers are with Gondor in this trying time.
MajorasTerribleFate
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Omegatherion
Gondor calls for aid!
sarcasticxbarista
You have AIDS, not HIV, but full blown AIDS!
JollyJokzr
NonstopRampage
I mean... I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to make one that does that too.
HonestlyNotARobot
who actually cares about some toa....ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
MudkipsRevenge
Oh dammit not this shit aga....ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Nekroit
Do you know how fucking dumb you sound using this old ass bull... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Anonaru
Holy shit, that thing looks like it can cause sunburn
pareidoliaperson
What'dya mean, sun already burning?
orbitn
I had to look it up. Apparently, if you go "out side", and aren't careful, the big bright thing in the sky causes an ouchy on your skin.
pareidoliaperson
woosh
Anonaru
Ach the harsh light of the daystar
dalaiyoda
It's called the daymoon, and yep, hot hot hot, can confirm.
LazyEmt365
So where might someone aquire a flashlight like this
SkiFreeCK
The internet
MajorasTerribleFate
Not from a Jedi
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Look around at http://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight. The one in the pic is a Noctigon K1
enterusernamehere25
damn only 90$ was expecting something like that to be a lot more expensive surprised they last for more then an hour
killerjerick
Can second this, if you get a W1 Green/Red emitter you can make the beam that colour, fantastic flashlight, along with the D4V2 for power.
ThickTomato
I only saw Green OR Red
killerjerick
Yes, that's what I meant, green 'or' red, while the w1 and w2 normal emitter, is bluish like above.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
And roll a D4V2 for damage.
SwankyPotato
I can also recommend the Fenix TK35. Equipped with a strobe function for... tactical purposes
IMGURN3WB
Do you have a version in mind? Seems there are several
SwankyPotato
You definitely want the UE(2018) which has 3200 lumen (max). If your focus is more tactical you may want to opt for a TK22UE instead.
MaxReboBand
https://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight/comments/jrblzk/uber_eats_driver_couldnt_find_my_address_had_to/ 2/2
CaptainJabrone
Hell yeah
Bukulu
There really is a community on reddit for everything, right?
wadatahmydamie
They eventually banned Nazis
ravstar52
Fortunately, yes.
HedonistBeard
Well if there isn't then someone makes it when the demand appears - unless against the rules of course.
SpoonsTheBard
Mostly
VaultGirl69
The Internet, like all things, is just as much a curse as it is a gift. A true reflection of human nature.
GabeTheT
That sub could have gone in a different way.
orbitn
nah they took away some good ones.. bye, /r/spacedicks
YourNewStepDaddy
Some people take their flashlights very seriously. Check out there YouTube videos. There's an entire community
IGiveItAll
I tend to. I'm always the guy with the brightest flashlights/lanterns when camping or night hiking. Others are usually grateful for it too.
YourNewStepDaddy
Check out Olight. I have a few and they're pretty awesome. Pricey, but really good
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Yes https://www.reddit.com/r/everything/
ILogInToUpvote
https://www.reddit.com/r/ofcoursethatsathing/
FlissFloss86Gaming
Haha, good one barium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium...you know, I might just call you Barry for short
gablestout
StonesOnTheHill
If you can have the biggest, best, rarest, most expensive and/or powerful of something, there'll be a sub-species of nerd going ham for it.
LordElups
Comment of the day, thank you!
FlissFloss86Gaming
That's why bitches are jealous of my toaster
mybrothersmario
You... you have a Sunbeam Radiant Control?
IAmEhEhRon
.....man fuck your toaster.....I want it