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(Spoiler Alert)
Jun 22, 2016 12:36 PM
bearmohawk
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Kjp89
Spoiler alert!!!!
skywire
I just add water.
Buckbeak1486
Mom, @OP is spoiling his computer again!
ShoopDeDoop
Your PC is black, so it already runs faster.
thebillyofthewest
Some times those light are liquid cooling
Exitus04
also add some vtec stickers! +50HP per sticker!
JerryMonte
Spoiler Alert: it works.
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
you could also give it legs. legs always help
BoopusMcSquishy
Spoilers don't make your car go faster, they create more downforce.
Grubenwolf
No it's definitely the LEDs. You want a fast computer? Attach as many LEDs on it as you can.
bearmohawk
finally, somebody understands the true secret of the PC!
soigneduck
Don't forget the racing strips!
knotwhatiwant
Now pour 93 octane in it and watch it go blazingly fast.
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Gotta download more RAMs
DaryltheDeathclaw
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@thebestcanoftuna
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Where is the spoiler warning?
ZoRawr
Oh shot when nothing loaded I thought my pc was really bad lol problem between screen and..?
Woodmouth
Stop it! You should never spoil a PC. You will regret it when it grows up to be a dick.
borgmaster
Needs go faster stripes.
IStoleALoafOfBread
OP should really warn us first before posting a spoiler
Vectorman2
How long do I have to leave it on the stove to run red like that? So far it just smells funny.
mikeyaa
Cant I just paint it red?
BackdoorCryptography
Da red wunz go fasta!
jule42
thanks - will try that tonight
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Saw a skirt kit and spoiler at the side of the road on garbage day. Must have upgraded to a minivan. Poetic really.
Asdfjlk
Stripes will give it an extra 5 MHz
Danglebutter
Spoiler alert.
JsKingBoo
technically though it's a wing
GolFoehammer
you beat me to it... you suck! +1
Danglebutter
It takes practice to suck this hard.
GolFoehammer
lol
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
I'm just glad you could swallow your pride and respond back.
keyserv
Wouldn't that just increase its grip?
saganworshipper
It's to prevent your ass from sliding [fishtailing] under high velocity.
keyserv
So....it increases grip....
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
It creates downforce thus increasing the traction of the rear tyres. So yes.
TheEmporer
This doesn't make it go faster! You have to paint flames on the side. Flames make it faster.
Demenster
That and the red lighting boy
Foodstamp001
Noob. Real gamers OC until they get actual flames. That is how you get true speed.
Demenster
Real gamers cook on their CPU
Nykidemus
You paint it red ya git, da red wuns go fastah.
JustKote
What's your scientific basis for that?
JustKote
I'm 6.
TheEmporer
Calculating the square root of "cool" by the speed of light. Then dividing by Pi and adding in the resolution of your monitor of course.
imupallnighttogetLP
Most frequently purchased with computer neon lights and CPU fan spinners on Amazon.
ThisIsYourBrainOnDrugs
More speed holes. Lol
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Dont some cases come with lights?
Jusmar
NEEDS MORE LEDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjxd8omiKo
powderwt
Other customers also frequently purchased Jergens.
thedoode
Make sure he puts lots of stickers on it. Each of them add 500 MHz of clock speed.
GolFoehammer
looks like a decent rig, but neon reminds me of people spending $5,000 on rims for a $400 car.
TheBalto
If a car is $400, chances are you have more than rims to replace.
MaladaptedMedic
Eh, you can get 320 LED fans that work very well. It's not that frivolous
diabLoDesignz
You dont know how much neon stuff costs right?
dbaked
It's more like spending 5$ on a 700$ rig... slightly different
groenefee
False. Doesn't improve speed. Does seriously increase downforce and improve handling thereby allowing you to go faster. Jeeze OP.
victorz
"allowing you to go faster" You just explained the same thing with more words. (:
groenefee
you do know we're talking about a toy spoiler glued to a PC right? you get that, right?
victorz
You do realize, that what you explained is the same thing regardless of context, right?
bearmohawk
http://i.memeful.com/media/post/9d6Kxjw_700wa_0.gif
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---while exiting corners. Not faster overall since it increases drag/lag.
groenefee
Now this is a good point
ruthbaderginsburg
There's more to it that just slapping it on. Anyone who puts an aftermarket spoiler on their car is doing more harm than good.
gitarrenkoala
Looks cool tho
groenefee
Also good point. This PC probably has a modified exhaust too
ruthbaderginsburg
I couldn't find the Folger's can, maybe it dumps under the chassis