People who have visited the US....what is your 'WTF America' story? 

Aug 5, 2016 2:33 PM

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Dumb people in any society or group can ruin it for everyone else.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

In defense of the Minnesotans speaking to the Swiss miss it can be hard for us to keep track of which of you have which modern technologies.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rick mercer " talking to Americans". Pretty funny. You tube it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 is simply genius.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean being from Ohio, Canadians are basically Amish and the Amish speak german, sooo

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Talk about dumb shit, get on any public transport in England after a football match, BTW watch your back Nad don't wear bright colors

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Huh, It does kinda look like an igloo from the waterfront. All these years and I never noticed it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought that then, when I heard the cop say it to my dad. (that was my entry on reddit)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My family is from Brazil. The first time I came to visit my one cousin asked me if we had lighting and thunderstorms in the US. ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Umm, where is this free ice cream with a salad place? I've never heard of this and now feel ripped off.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But why would you go to The Cheesecake Factory to order coffee?

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Asking the real questions here

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every country has idiots. America's are just apparantly slightly more spectacular.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best idiots

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was asked in a tgi fridays if i had ever tried pasta before.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And to be fair a lot of Canadians speak French as a first language.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

America: the really cool, popular redneck cousin

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I was in usersub one time and asked if the text on the .jpg could get ANY SMALLER!!!!!!!?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Gonna have to call bullshit on some if not all of these

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When i told a server i was from manchester she asked madagascar? No Manchester she said ahh i knew madagascar wasnt a real place

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not sure what's worse. That she thought Madagascar wasn't real, or that she inferred that it wasn't real due to the existence of Manchester.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think she was thinking of the films

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Went for a burger in NT Wall Street (Argentinian place) 5 Cops outside, all massively obese. I though they don't run to catch thieves.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Are there any more posts like this? I need more.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn we dumb

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

Yup. We sure is.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I worked for an Australian here In the US. he totally sounded British. I think Australians are just southern Brits.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

technically they were our criminals, so yes...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup. They're Brits with a tan.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tell an Australian that and they'll get their pet kangaroo to punch you in the face

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of these seem like sarcasm taken seriously

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

As an American..... Oh fuck I wish that were so.....

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Yeah, clearly that Chicago cop was well-versed enough to know what the Skydome was and say that it looked like an igloo

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

since that was actually my entry (marcuspapad)....that cop also told my dad "he'd love to go to Canada but he doesn't speak French....1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that really sounds like a Chicago cop being a smartass

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

.....and how do you handle winter all year round?"....He was a lovely guy as I recall, just didn't know shit about Canada.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds a lot like he's being a smartass. Do you think everyone who says "Australia is upside down" really believes that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The money one could be ribbing. I refer to Canadian money as Monopoly money and US$ as real money. Canadians are too nice to show offense.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Well of course. Right now it's 35C, the igloos melted, and we roam the prairies as nomads. Then the snow comes and we rebuild. Just so busy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I refer to East Coast Time as 'Real People Time' to piss my CST/PST coworkers off. It's funny how invalidated they feel by my jokes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My international friends hear the phrase "Here in American...(implied correct way to do things)."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I append that to 'Here in Murica, where we do it right, we xxxxxx'. I use this especially when talking to my New York friends and coworkers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never been there myself, but managed to convince some Americans on teamspeak that polarbears outnumber humans in Norway.

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 5

Yeah, I'm norwegian, I've had Oslo people believe polar bears roam the streets of Mosjøen, which is in the middle of the country.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I told some people we ride polarbears, nobody even tried to correct me. They were in on it or ignorant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eagles used to outnumber Alaskans, we fixed that!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My g/f's exchange student year was full of "how much polarbears and penguins u have in Finland" "jokes", which of course got old pretty fast

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once convinced an American that the polar bear cavalry is a real thing in Canada. At least until I pushed too far and claimed it was (1)

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

(2) polar bears on horseback. I should've just said we used them as battle mounts.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Nah, you made the right choice. It would have been epic if it worked.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My brother got to know a couple of Australian girls when he was there and managed to convince them that polar bears roam the streets in 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sweden. When they visited in Stockholm he and his friends texted them right after they left that they just missed the firsg polar bear 2/3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

for the season. They were really bummed out. 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahahah! Where in Norway do you live? And shouldn't it be moose or smth?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Oslo. The most exotic animal I've seen i my backyard is a squirrel

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Trondheim and a friend of mine had a moose stand by a window while they ate dinner, and my grandparents had a baby moose lick 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Salt from the iced ground of their front yard. But I've only had a bunny...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 (or 3/3 now)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Americans in general have this same experience with Californians. "What, you don't know the difference between Iowa and Ohio?" No, I don't.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or the wealthy and poor. I remember telling a rich Illinois kid I was from Ohio and he asked if we 'got electricity yet'. Like... What?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, when I California people who ID me would ask where Manitoba is, and full heartedly believe me when I said

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a state between Vermont and New Hampshire" there's a Canadian flag on the ID , love you guys!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's nothing personal. It's just a combination of geographical size, pop density, and, frankly, cultural gravity.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I know, it happens, I would usually tell them I was playing around, I even had one girl come back with a bunch of info on Manitoba lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And wasn't being sarcastic, I love going to the states, we have plenty of dumb-dumbs here too just less cause of population and such things

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I promise you many of our citizens are well-educated, well-traveled and intelligent.

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 7

I thought I'd never use this but..... ROTFLOL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And reportedly the nicest people.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Whoa, buddy. Cool it. There are benefits to having the bar set so fucking low when you travel abroad.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

And then some are voting for Trump.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 9

And some are voting for Hillary ????

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 14

The lesser of the two evils

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Lol I get the reverse effect as an American. Foreigners assume I'm ignorant and speak slowly and stupidly to me

9 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 6

no thats the correct approach and before you argue.... Presidential Nominee TRUMP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

When I made a stupid mistake in another country I just laughed and said, hey, I went to a US public school, give me a break! ..then googled.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just so we don.t startle your kind. We know how quick some of yiz are to open fire ;)

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

not calling people yiz helps

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Frankly, I'm more afraid when I travel abroad that people will speak at their normal pace. I may know their language, but I'm not fluent.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

also there's the problem with thick accents and all that. I have a hard enough time understanding english half the time

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I get told Swedish is a hard language to learn all the time. It's hard because everyone literally apologizes to me for speaking Swedish 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

& switches to their perfect English then tell me that they like to practice English. I've been here 2 years, still can't speak Swedish. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As long as you know Gråtrunka you should be fine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That happened to me a lot when I lived in Quebec.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a pen in your hand? Hang on, I'll go get you some crayons.

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

The pen is in my hand?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The pen is in your mouth?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My hobby is finding NSFW sounding sites and sending them to coworkers when they're in meetings www.penisland.net

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0