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Jun 11, 2016 9:11 PM
majesticloulou
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BLU3RANG3R
We all know what Bowser and Peach does off screen.
WrestlingContextualized
"Hard work pays off. Dreams do come true. Bad times don't last, but bad guys do."
andyar
Mario looks like such a bro
thefuzziestofbutts
TheDrunkNinja
Well yeah, if they didn't like him, why would they invite him to play tennis, drive karts, and compete in tron-soccer?
RichardNunyaBizz
Right in the FEELS.
ILikeToSayUsernameChecksOutWhenItDoesnt
fuck it's too early for feelings, gotta remain a robot til after breakfast
HazeHale
Last picture, peach really be fuckin with browser...
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Someone's been watching a lot of Wreck-It Ralph.
tuxedobob
Peach is hot. There, I said it.
nikkibop
I am not a bad girl
RiskySteve
This is just wreck it Ralph as bowser
DutchManChair
Being a bad guy does not my you are bad guy - Zangief.
lolpnindu
Gif: https://media0.giphy.com/media/wPq8YErFkObv2/200w_d.gif
xXUndeadArrowXx
+2 for hitting this one square on the head, -1 for kicking me right in the stained and hardened feels. Thanks for this feeling OP(:
ninmonkey
"-1 for kicking me right in the hardened feels." -- some people pay good money for that.
FunctionalSpaghetti
[Bowser's Inside Story spoiler alert] https://youtu.be/ZFxaNTgnBZc?t=10m30s
LysConflate
So he's a "nive guy"?
Boopherinthedooder
Wreck it Bowzer
loantiburon
It's like Wreck-It-Ralph except the co-stars aren't dicks.
BlairLucas
I'm not a good Koopa, I'm not a bad Koopa, I'm THE Koopa.
RedError
^ In japanese, he's the one named Koopa.
Vixok
I'm bad, and that's good.
greenlittleapple
That ending scene made me tear up so much ????????
jsnforce
I will never be good and that's not bad.
MadCat221
There's no one I'd rather be, than me.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
And that's why he still got invited out to go carting.
TEDwisdom
And got to bang Princess Peach
Superstzday
*karting, you absolute fucking heathen.
SquanchThatSquanch
And joined your party in Mario Rpg
tehbug
Such a great game
Bardoctor
His son is evil though
DalekKal
Aren't all teenagers though?
gil2455526
Actually, I think Miyamoto himself said he sees the characters as theater actors or something similar.
Rip901
That was only confirmed for Super Mario 3.
nman10000
I mean, the earlier games are very stage-prop looking, everything 2D, suspended by ropes and such?
Axewhipe
Thinking about SMB2 you select characters from a stage and had credits, Mario Party 2 had them acting out Bowsers final battle,
Axewhipe
Paper Mario was on stage and had an audience cheering him on.
calzenth
and tennis and golfing and smashing too!
balencedrago
smashing ;)
falala78
We need the Thornbury guy
theirishninja
in the form of a GIF
samsonguy920
close enough - http://www.morepaul.com/img/2013/11/nigelsmashing.jpg
SirScarface69
This is what we wanted.
honeyham420glazeit
SUUUPEEERMAAAAANNNN... wait wrong movie
Daywalker777
this is an iron giant comment right?
FelixVale
Yessir! I'll take an over-the-counter prescription of NOSTALGIC DEPRESSION please!
StoveTopped
As someone with anger management issues, this speaks volumes to me
CaptainHughJass
No joke.
SilasWing
Yup.
estanpilla
Ditto
Foxhack
Aye.
ReallyGoodBee
Well, at this point, I would imagine that Bowser's obsession with kidnapping Peach is less about her and more about his rivalry with Mario.
CivilizedUndead
A symbol of the status quo. He fights to keep the monarchy alive, as he believes that a government under Bowser would be far worse.3
CivilizedUndead
I always liked to imagine that it was more to do with politics. Bowser being a rouge general turned communist leader, trying to overthrow a1
BardicLasher
Canonically, he's in love with her.
ShdwRrw
Watch a youtube channel called Game Theory. They actually did several episodes on the Mario franchise, including Peach having Stockholm Syn.
Angaram
Peach has Stockholm syndrom Mario is a psychopathic communist and Toad is an ALien parasite.
ShdwRrw
Rosalina is Peach and Luigi's daughter, Luigi is filled with nothing but contempt, and Bowser is a struggling single parent.
ReallyGoodBee
I mean, look at Robotnik and Sonic. Robotnik tries to take over the world, Sonic stops him. But when something else rolls around,
ReallyGoodBee
they work together more often than not. And it's been shown that they respect the hell out of one another.
KittyLeader
“Because sometimes you have to do something bad to do something good.” - Oscar Wilde
Bacxaber
You gotta respect a worthy opponent when you literally created them, like Crash Bandicoot or Sonic.
CivilizedUndead
Then again, I'm probably looking too much into it. 4/4
CivilizedUndead
incompetent monarchical system. It would explain why he has so much support from so many different races. Mario is counter-revolutionary, 2
CaptVito
Or Mario is an insane drug addict who murders her children and husband before kidnapping her with man eating dinosaurs.
SilverHarvest
I am bad and that is good, I will never be good and that's not bad, there's no one I'd rather be than me
kaibutter
That part made me cry. D:
SpiciestPepperoni
CapitanMemer
almostsomething182
For real. That turned out to be a great movie.
thrashedbarrier
Wasnt he in the conference aswell
ChlordBungus
Shrek is drek.
Renadt
The sad thing was, Ralph intended those words to be his last in the movie. Had it not been for Vanelope, they would have been. 1/2
Renadt
Ralph was willing to risk everything to fix the mess he made in Sugar Rush. He was willing to die a true hero.
krapmyself
...because if if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?
PMMeSomethingGoodThatHappenedToYouTodayAndWhyRUStillReadingThis
That part always gets me.
Argentironi
This made me cry many tears. Many man tears. Many tears of manly nature.
PopatoMc
BritishBatman
Manly tears have been shed.
mostlyherejusttofap
where as I cried like a little bitch
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpWeFbFX7ec
skepticalbystander
LOL
Mechanox7
This just fucking broke me.
cutepiku
I.. what?
kingbuglord
I recognise that, what's it from?
Butane9000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlNHcP2g8Zs
Nubbsy
Break it Bruce
SilverHarvest
Wreck it Ralph.
hongkongkingkongpingpongdingdonggonewrong
Disassemble it Daryl
FerociousDiglett
Demolish it Derek
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FreddyBenelli
Crush it Craig
quagma
Smash It Sam
PandaSol
Fix it Felix
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
I haven't seen the movie but I can't imagine it having a real message. I just don't get it
nebworb
Go watch it.
Septcanmat
It's a movie all about being comfortable in your own skin, coming to terms with your limitations and accepting who you are.
EffinGlorious
Just cause you are " bad guy" doesn't mean you are bad guy - Zangief
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TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
Wreck-It Ralph
PhantomSwofty
I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good, and that's not bad!
NetChaoticEvil
My favorite damn movie.
WeekendMashSomeTatoes
movie>
RelativeVelocity
"Aerith lives" graffiti in the elevator got to me.
trawr13
"But then I remember, if Zangief not bad guy, then who will crush human skull like sparrow egg between thighs"
ZombieDK
True, but some people are into that sort of thing
rajivaintcool
I loved that scene in wreck it ralph
ZombieDK
"Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh... you must love you." ~Zombie
LordofSadFace
gotta love how that HOTD zombies is censored, i understand why of course http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57qkgLgoe1qjryfno1_500.png
rabidCOVIDphysician
"Happy anniversary Ralph" -Satan
rabidCOVIDphysician
*Satine
raptorsoldier
Elonth
funfact zangief is actually one of the good street fighters.
IFoldlyGo
That's because he didn't get paid.
metalgearsolidv
He used to be shown as a badguy during the 80s during Cold War, was Guile's rival. Since that ended, Zangief's been pretty neutral overall.
LordSupergreat
He was antagonistic because he represented Glorious Mother Russia, but he never did anything outright evil.
Lagbeard
Zangief wrestles for the glory of Russia, that might've seemed evil back then... But he is indeed one of the good guys in the overall story.
OverlyCynicalImgurian
More like Neutral? Not really out to save the world, just kinda wants to wrestle.
Binerexis
I don't trust him, the man has shin-beards.
BrontTheGoodBoy
I assumed he meant effective. Now that I think about it, maybe he meant sane. Or of a normal mindset.
OverlyCynicalImgurian
Zangief is not a villain, making his inclusion in that scene pretty odd.
BrontTheGoodBoy
Maybe he's the leader of the help group?
rshini
I believe they put him in the bad guy because the creators as kids mistook him for a bad guy and view him as very difficult
NKato
Actually he seems more like a chaotic neutral kind of guy - he loves to wrestle, and he's occasionally played the heel in his career.
kaitoofrose
Who will crush head between thighs, like sparrow egg?-Zangief.
NKato
You blew that one. It's: "Who will crush man's head like sparrow's egg between thighs?"
RoastCheez
*slaps thigh*
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
For a video game movie that one was pretty good imo.
Dredd26
It was the BEST one you mean.
Howtogrowwood
Fuck yeah.
TinyLiehon
Despite being Toy Story for the next generation of kids
twostepsfromlost
I freaking loved that movie, i was suprised how good sarah silverman was.
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
she wasn't in street fighter, which is where the quote comes from. you're thinking of a different movie.
ducksaucerer
No the quote is from wreck it ralph and she was definitely in it
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
well they stole that from the street fighter movie then
balmut
Because it wasn't based on an existing video game, but the idea/logic of one.
DanteLidge
Exactly, we need less video game movies and more movies about video games, not a direct translation of the plot but the game's very logic!
SquidJesus
Or we could just stop at RIR and ignore that Pixels happened.
DanteLidge
If you stop, nothing changes, you find what's good and you keep going, hoping it's the right thing to do
lancell
The fact that it's not made by Uwe Boll is also a huge fucking +
balmut
I Kinda like Postal...every single other one of his films is terrible, Postal is also kinda terrible but I still enjoy watching it.
lancell
It felt like postal was another one of those movies that only played around the idea. Personally I liked rampage, not based on a game at all
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
also cuz JCVD is a badass
Reigekiz
I really like JCVD, but it's bullshit. Raúl Juliá was the one really saving this movie... I mean almost saving.
balmut
What?
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
jean claude van dam
ifartedwhilewatchingyourdog
He had some impressive skills but his acting is just atrocious.
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
he's the Belgian Jackie Chan. Does his own amazing stunts but can't play more than 1 role
looker42
This is the plot of Wreck-it-Ralph. In fact Bowser actually appears in the support group that Ralph goes to for this exact problem.
srsgiraffe
I would watch a movie about Ralph and Bowser dealing with their issues
BanadecCamberbootch
Yeah, reading this I was just thinking "so some emo git watched wreck it ralph and redid it with Bowser?"
LiterallyYourMom
+1 for emo git.
TheBovineLord
Waaaaaagh!
KangInDaNarth
But here the protagonists from the game they play are his best friends unlike fix-it Felix and friends.
TheMinstrelKnight
Ralph and Felix are friends. It's just that the rest of the crew are kind of dicks to Ralph and Felix is kind of an idiot.
KangInDaNarth
No real friend would have left Ralph hanging while getting bullied by the townsfolk.
TheMinstrelKnight
A real friend might not be able to see what's happening but know something is wrong. It happens on occasion.
Xenarion
I should watch that movie one day.
chrisdafish
Plot: I'm gonna wreck it! Wait no I don't. Hello glitch lady. I still wreck it but have friends
sander1095
How nice of you
TiffyGames
Yes you should. Nevermind the hype, it's just, you know. A legit alright movie.
TheTitan94
SPOILER!!! As an 'adult' and I use that term lightly, it would have been better if the suicide dive ended with his death.
OrbitalTeapot
As an adult, no it wouldn't have. That's a terrible ending what the shit lol.
fireor12
Nomulus
What hasn't these days, let's be honest.
ThisIsMyWork
thisismyusernamepleaseloveme
It's Sa-tine!
FilthyRedmond
Did he actually say that in the film?
Talonotw
And he corrected him. "Uh, it's Sah-TEEN, actually"
IronicJeremyIrons
My Tiefling's name is Sa'teen
FilthyRedmond
Huh. I'm surprised they said the word Satan in a kid's film. Good for them
attackofthequokka
I'm always surprised at how uptight America is regarding religion. For example, "goddamn" being a seriously nasty word to a lot of people.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Because that's taking the lord's name in vain. It's one of the 10 commandments.
FilthyRedmond
In Over the Garden Wall, one character referred to the villain as "The Devil" and I was shocked. This country is weird, ha ha
KroggandMohawk
The scene in Wreck-It Ralph where he is plummeting towards the cola volcano clutching his pendant always gets me. Ralph is a good guy. :')
tcerealk
One of the best movie climax. A tear always sheds. :')
BrontTheGoodBoy
No he...Well, he's kinda...uh...
OneIsGladToBeOfService
He's bad, and that is good.
BrontTheGoodBoy
He will never be good, and that's not bad.
Argentironi
....I guess