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WaterblightGanon
it's the metaphorical quicksand you have to watch out for.
42son2
Aah, +2
Butmuncher
+1
zeiss74
And acid rain, killer bees.
DrJeremyStone
Well, I still have a sinking feeling about this....
tdm18
Sink or swim
ICanHasJava
There's a Radio Lab episode on this: http://www.radiolab.org/story/quicksand/
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
I did step in quicksand once, one of the three scariest moments of my life.
GlitchNDaSystem
I totally thought I'd be on fire and had to stop drop and roll much more often than I was led to believe as a child
Gottabeginger
Princess bride quick sand was horrifying as a kid
UrdnotJoeVasNormandy
Growing up in the 80s I stepped in it and freaked out. Went all the way to my upper thigh and I lost my shoe pulling out.
Lulabel73
I'm scared of volcanos, I live in Australia and we don't even have any here.
SomeguyfromICYhellhole
Stop posting this every 4 hours.
Mustachi0
Same with catching on fire
wonder89
Garbage trucks blocking the alley while I'm trying to escape has always been a big fear of mine.
RigbyAndTheMordecais
I read this to the tune of The Black Parade
ShiftedBeef
Speak for yourself, I work on a farm covered in ponds and wetlands. I've lost countless shoes to the voracious pits of wet sand
PabloDiabloman
You think we don't know John Mulaney?
Shaga42
Thank god you didn't put the artax one
Darksenseofhumor
Good idea
JaffaHaffa
What movie is the top left?
PhooZzy
quicklava I think is a terrifying concept.
ParappaTheVelociraptor
I used to be so afraid of Volcanoes, due to watching Volcano and Dante's Peak at the tender age of 6 or 7. Nightmares for years.
AnonymousArsonist
More people have probably developed a quicksand fetish than have actually needed to know things about quicksand in their lives.
bigdicklover30002
Was where I grew up in the arctic. Scary stuff
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Tell me three other things!
KckUNjUbR6GMwpnD
PHUCKO
This is how climate change is going to look in the future.
EffieDeia
Well this certainly helps my undersanding of this trend.
Siegmier1
But even at its peak, it was still less than 3% of movies based on your graph
KckUNjUbR6GMwpnD
I think quicksand was used much more often in TV series than in movies.
zeiss74
1 out of 30 movies containing quicksand seems way too high, considering all the genres.
icthree
There's a patch of quicksand by my grandmas place in northern Wisconsin. Locals use it to get ride of old cars/furniture and shit.
Bulletsandbandages44
Quicksand, lava, giant rolling boulders, and pressure switches... I haven't had to deal with any of these things.
SgtPinetree
Yet
zeiss74
Acid rain, killer bees.
ThatQuietlySmirking
I have, but I just finished playing Uncharted 3.
MajorGameage
Tornados are the big bad for me... I live in England and barely get high winds here
theboringconversationalist
Lol I live in Oklahoma. Come on down in the Spring and we'll have plenty of twisters for ya.
PatrioticMexamerican
"I ain't scared of tornados you gotta be a faggot to die from wind"
Gadamnit69
i got stuck in a tornado in del rio texas, i was homeless traveling at the time, i slept in a shed in front of home depo, the door kept
Gadamnit69
flying open, i had to hold it shut with my dogs leash. shit was scary man
revcleo
I had a tornado near my house on my birthday back in 2005 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Birmingham_tornado
revcleo
Where I was I thought it was just very windy. My best friend came over and we made a cake with too many eggs in it. Gave it to my brother.
Orpheus
Hi John Mulaney
ShrimBegin
John mulaney got it from Andy Kindler
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
I used to do this joke in my standup until I heard Mulaney do it. People would think I stole it from him.
SarahDactyl82
I'm new in town....
tehzpoon
I get it
Vaanhalen
...and it gets much worse
Orpheus
I HAVE AIDS
Zoeytheninjadog
Never thought I would upvote a comment like that but I love John Mulaney
RoadOiler
IM GAY
kevinlo1
And I'm homeless