"Fortune favors the bold." -Charles Darwin

May 25, 2020 3:55 AM

GFunk612nd

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite title for this one was "Remote-Controlled Alligator Head"

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I legit jumped the first time.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"He splashed me!" Lol okay cause that's a priority

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do not pet the swamp puppies

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

I wish to pet this creature.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

ferocious logs*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ya put the beer down, do not want to spill that. God gave you 9 other fingers

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many times he counted his fingers that day. Just to check they were all there

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 342 Dislikes 1

LOL I've been rewatching this with the kids.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe it's coming back here soon.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need a minute. I need to wipe off this chair. BRB

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I guess i wont do this again"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t believe he didn’t lose his hand- what an idiot.

5 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Yeah really or an arm! Once they latch on and roll it’s over for you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Play stupid games...

5 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 4

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Miller Lite can explains it.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

the champagne of beers

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that Miller HiLife?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made me jump it was that quick, btw Why would you do this wtf...

5 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 3

Why? It’s all those “animals don’t usually attack humans “ logic

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Made me clench my fist so hard ... my hand was on my crotch ... it hurts

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the can of Miller Light by his foot might answer your question.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I almost dropped my phone in the toilet, made me jump somethin fierce.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Same. Thank god i was sitting

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If the gator hurt him, they’d have to put him down. Plus, if he got the fish, he may now associate people with food. Fuck this guy.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some might call him dumb, but this stupid fuck had the foresight to use his left hand... Unless he's a lefty... In which case, carry on

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"He splashed me!" Yeah that really was the worst case scenario in this huh?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 14

Double dippin!

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I’ve never flinched that hard at a video omg

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder, though, if he saw the animal again.. later

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a Floridian, fuck this guy. The gator will end up taken by a trapper and killed all because an asshole thought it was funny to tape.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

As a Texan, fuck this guy twice. Gators that get fed lose their fear of humans, and will swim up to boats and snap at anything that moves.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Act stOOpid, die stOOpid... ??

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best is his look afterwards. “I can’t believe it got me. I seriously thought I was faster than a alligator in its own element.”

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uhhhh....let’s take a minute to be stunned right by the water’s edge where the fucking croc almost took your hand off. Jesus fucking Christ!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If it was a croc, it'd have taken more than a hand. He's lucky that gators don't see people as prey, most of the time. That was a 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"don't fucking touch me" bite, as far as I can tell. They tend to latch on and roll when they're trying to eat something. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a place in FL and let me just give a PSA real quick: DO NOT FUCK WITH GATORS. This guy is lucky to still have a hand.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Anyone else waiting for the camera to finally pan over to see if his hand was still there?

5 years ago | Likes 792 Dislikes 3

what else would we be doing

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enjoy the original, I predict a dickbutt reveal version in 24hrs

5 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

You really think it'll take that long?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Considering this has been out for a few weeks now, it hasn't happened yet.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they didn't show it this would be the most cursed of gifs.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Love young justice!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just happened across your tag. Noice. Keep it up, Excalibur.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still wasn't sure how I felt. Relieved? Disappointed?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disappointed. That level of idiocy merits a lesson.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i was quite surprised to not see blood or hear screams

5 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Shock is a hell of a thing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he was too

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too much alcohol. His hand is purple. Wonder if it broke some bones.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If he didn't lose a finger, he definitely had some digits broken.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably most of them considering how powerful those jaws are

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I dont understand cause it 100% bit his hand as you can see him going up where he was pulling his arm back, Did it just not want him?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ive seen one of these things tear anothers leg off for no reason, it probably just didnt try hard enough

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah i'm assuming it just didn't want it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck did he think would happen?

5 years ago | Likes 937 Dislikes 2

Did you notice the beer can? Thinking wasn't exactly the forte of the moment.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He didn’t.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not that, I bet. The fucking idiot is lucky to have his arm, let alone his hand and fingers. Quick! Cut his balls off so he can't breed.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Expected it to be much slower

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ambush predators that are slow generally don't eat.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Well said

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, alligators. The slowest of all ambush predators.

5 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 0

Didn't you know, you can feed any wild with your hand at least once. It's one of those unspoken rules of life.

5 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

Yeah because then someone needs to unfortunately kill it because now it associates humans with food. Pretty shitty

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Correction... you can feed a wild animal with your hand at least twice... after that, you’ll have to move on to feet.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As it was told in the ancient Norse sagas -- Tyr: Hold my mead bro

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

now he needs somebody to hold his mead every time he pees

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Especially if you personify the animal with a friendly compliment.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was really hoping the fucking moron would loose his hand

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Lose. FFS.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

nah, I want it to come loose from his arm. Seriously though, what's it like to never make a typo ever?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This just shows that you’re worthless as a human in a society. He didn’t endangered anyone but himself and yet you wish that kind of outcome

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Are you okay? You sounded some kind of not okay right there...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Except him getting seriously hurt would take up space in a hospital and take the attention of medical staff. It’s possible another person 1/

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/could lose their life while the hospital is tending to this idiot

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s paying for it in taxes to be taken care of, and if only 1 bed makes that difference in a hospital, then the issue is at the politics.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4