May 25, 2020 3:55 AM
GFunk612nd
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TwoSpeedTony
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SillyGoat
My favorite title for this one was "Remote-Controlled Alligator Head"
nik282000
SirDistic
I legit jumped the first time.
Trisole
"He splashed me!" Lol okay cause that's a priority
Almondzmbduck
Shelfungus
Do not pet the swamp puppies
TheRealAethrys
I wish to pet this creature.
summits
ferocious logs*
TheySeeMeRollinTheySeeMeTrollin
ThaliusPrime
ya put the beer down, do not want to spill that. God gave you 9 other fingers
OddDuck2337
I wonder how many times he counted his fingers that day. Just to check they were all there
Chawzilla
RevRagnarok
LOL I've been rewatching this with the kids.
DarkParn
I believe it's coming back here soon.
JoeT85
I need a minute. I need to wipe off this chair. BRB
clark6050
"I guess i wont do this again"
nevereverclever
soulteepee
I can’t believe he didn’t lose his hand- what an idiot.
merdock379
Yeah really or an arm! Once they latch on and roll it’s over for you.
dontjudgethelurker
Play stupid games...
Hrafna55
Win prizes https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alligator-attack-death-woman-killed-south-carolina-cynthia-covert-a9504586.html
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Get bitten by an alligator
CyrosReaver
Win stupid prizes!
IamTheNesT
goudist
The Miller Lite can explains it.
flacoloco
the champagne of beers
Isn't that Miller HiLife?
NotRockyAdriaaaaan
Made me jump it was that quick, btw Why would you do this wtf...
justadudewholovescats
Why? It’s all those “animals don’t usually attack humans “ logic
MiniBlop
Made me clench my fist so hard ... my hand was on my crotch ... it hurts
Thelightfandago
I think the can of Miller Light by his foot might answer your question.
HansGruberKillsDumbledore
I almost dropped my phone in the toilet, made me jump somethin fierce.
hansemann9597
Same. Thank god i was sitting
Mcknizzle
If the gator hurt him, they’d have to put him down. Plus, if he got the fish, he may now associate people with food. Fuck this guy.
TheLaziestRaccoon
Some might call him dumb, but this stupid fuck had the foresight to use his left hand... Unless he's a lefty... In which case, carry on
SomeOtherWeirdo
"He splashed me!" Yeah that really was the worst case scenario in this huh?
agermanguy
Double dippin!
MiniConradd
I’ve never flinched that hard at a video omg
FeloniousMonk13
I wonder, though, if he saw the animal again.. later
InappropriateAbeLincoln
As a Floridian, fuck this guy. The gator will end up taken by a trapper and killed all because an asshole thought it was funny to tape.
SkeletonRecruiter
As a Texan, fuck this guy twice. Gators that get fed lose their fear of humans, and will swim up to boats and snap at anything that moves.
Titilve74
Act stOOpid, die stOOpid... ??
CrownOfWorms
The best is his look afterwards. “I can’t believe it got me. I seriously thought I was faster than a alligator in its own element.”
TupacAintDead
Uhhhh....let’s take a minute to be stunned right by the water’s edge where the fucking croc almost took your hand off. Jesus fucking Christ!
SigneowTheCat
If it was a croc, it'd have taken more than a hand. He's lucky that gators don't see people as prey, most of the time. That was a 1/2
"don't fucking touch me" bite, as far as I can tell. They tend to latch on and roll when they're trying to eat something. 2/2
ManInTheBox21
I have a place in FL and let me just give a PSA real quick: DO NOT FUCK WITH GATORS. This guy is lucky to still have a hand.
quicksilverz
Anyone else waiting for the camera to finally pan over to see if his hand was still there?
SayRamrod
what else would we be doing
Manymanypets
Rolsun
Enjoy the original, I predict a dickbutt reveal version in 24hrs
root1657
You really think it'll take that long?
Considering this has been out for a few weeks now, it hasn't happened yet.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
If they didn't show it this would be the most cursed of gifs.
Amoracchius
SuperBekah86
Love young justice!
DarkBeerPotato
Just happened across your tag. Noice. Keep it up, Excalibur.
JayHedSpace
I still wasn't sure how I felt. Relieved? Disappointed?
Disappointed. That level of idiocy merits a lesson.
Lol
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i was quite surprised to not see blood or hear screams
EMTsaidwhat
Shock is a hell of a thing.
Salzab
I think he was too
dav3nasty
Too much alcohol. His hand is purple. Wonder if it broke some bones.
Monka42
If he didn't lose a finger, he definitely had some digits broken.
JoeGrizzly
Probably most of them considering how powerful those jaws are
VexionRoe
I dont understand cause it 100% bit his hand as you can see him going up where he was pulling his arm back, Did it just not want him?
Aerolus
ive seen one of these things tear anothers leg off for no reason, it probably just didnt try hard enough
Yeah i'm assuming it just didn't want it.
FoodTastesGood
What the fuck did he think would happen?
metally
Did you notice the beer can? Thinking wasn't exactly the forte of the moment.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
He didn’t.
fozzibab
Not that, I bet. The fucking idiot is lucky to have his arm, let alone his hand and fingers. Quick! Cut his balls off so he can't breed.
TheBasementNerd
Expected it to be much slower
VitaminBeaPositive
Ambush predators that are slow generally don't eat.
Shismouche
Well said
8BitMinja
Ah yes, alligators. The slowest of all ambush predators.
access
Didn't you know, you can feed any wild with your hand at least once. It's one of those unspoken rules of life.
commonmind872
Yeah because then someone needs to unfortunately kill it because now it associates humans with food. Pretty shitty
cedricnet
Correction... you can feed a wild animal with your hand at least twice... after that, you’ll have to move on to feet.
doesntmatter
As it was told in the ancient Norse sagas -- Tyr: Hold my mead bro
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
now he needs somebody to hold his mead every time he pees
JellybellyBushroot
Especially if you personify the animal with a friendly compliment.
PunnyTiger
I was really hoping the fucking moron would loose his hand
biclighter
Lose. FFS.
nah, I want it to come loose from his arm. Seriously though, what's it like to never make a typo ever?
fordon
This just shows that you’re worthless as a human in a society. He didn’t endangered anyone but himself and yet you wish that kind of outcome
Kalosso
Are you okay? You sounded some kind of not okay right there...
margaretolson
Except him getting seriously hurt would take up space in a hospital and take the attention of medical staff. It’s possible another person 1/
2/could lose their life while the hospital is tending to this idiot
He’s paying for it in taxes to be taken care of, and if only 1 bed makes that difference in a hospital, then the issue is at the politics.
TwoSpeedTony
SillyGoat
My favorite title for this one was "Remote-Controlled Alligator Head"
nik282000
SirDistic
I legit jumped the first time.
Trisole
"He splashed me!" Lol okay cause that's a priority
Almondzmbduck
Shelfungus
Do not pet the swamp puppies
TheRealAethrys
I wish to pet this creature.
summits
ferocious logs*
TheySeeMeRollinTheySeeMeTrollin
ThaliusPrime
ya put the beer down, do not want to spill that. God gave you 9 other fingers
OddDuck2337
I wonder how many times he counted his fingers that day. Just to check they were all there
Chawzilla
RevRagnarok
LOL I've been rewatching this with the kids.
DarkParn
I believe it's coming back here soon.
JoeT85
I need a minute. I need to wipe off this chair. BRB
clark6050
"I guess i wont do this again"
nevereverclever
soulteepee
I can’t believe he didn’t lose his hand- what an idiot.
merdock379
Yeah really or an arm! Once they latch on and roll it’s over for you.
dontjudgethelurker
Play stupid games...
Hrafna55
Win prizes https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alligator-attack-death-woman-killed-south-carolina-cynthia-covert-a9504586.html
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Get bitten by an alligator
CyrosReaver
Win stupid prizes!
IamTheNesT
goudist
The Miller Lite can explains it.
flacoloco
the champagne of beers
goudist
Isn't that Miller HiLife?
NotRockyAdriaaaaan
Made me jump it was that quick, btw Why would you do this wtf...
justadudewholovescats
Why? It’s all those “animals don’t usually attack humans “ logic
MiniBlop
Made me clench my fist so hard ... my hand was on my crotch ... it hurts
Thelightfandago
I think the can of Miller Light by his foot might answer your question.
HansGruberKillsDumbledore
I almost dropped my phone in the toilet, made me jump somethin fierce.
hansemann9597
Same. Thank god i was sitting
Mcknizzle
If the gator hurt him, they’d have to put him down. Plus, if he got the fish, he may now associate people with food. Fuck this guy.
TheLaziestRaccoon
Some might call him dumb, but this stupid fuck had the foresight to use his left hand... Unless he's a lefty... In which case, carry on
SomeOtherWeirdo
"He splashed me!" Yeah that really was the worst case scenario in this huh?
GFunk612nd
agermanguy
Double dippin!
MiniConradd
I’ve never flinched that hard at a video omg
FeloniousMonk13
I wonder, though, if he saw the animal again.. later
InappropriateAbeLincoln
As a Floridian, fuck this guy. The gator will end up taken by a trapper and killed all because an asshole thought it was funny to tape.
SkeletonRecruiter
As a Texan, fuck this guy twice. Gators that get fed lose their fear of humans, and will swim up to boats and snap at anything that moves.
Titilve74
Act stOOpid, die stOOpid... ??
CrownOfWorms
The best is his look afterwards. “I can’t believe it got me. I seriously thought I was faster than a alligator in its own element.”
TupacAintDead
Uhhhh....let’s take a minute to be stunned right by the water’s edge where the fucking croc almost took your hand off. Jesus fucking Christ!
SigneowTheCat
If it was a croc, it'd have taken more than a hand. He's lucky that gators don't see people as prey, most of the time. That was a 1/2
SigneowTheCat
"don't fucking touch me" bite, as far as I can tell. They tend to latch on and roll when they're trying to eat something. 2/2
ManInTheBox21
I have a place in FL and let me just give a PSA real quick: DO NOT FUCK WITH GATORS. This guy is lucky to still have a hand.
quicksilverz
Anyone else waiting for the camera to finally pan over to see if his hand was still there?
SayRamrod
what else would we be doing
Manymanypets
Rolsun
Enjoy the original, I predict a dickbutt reveal version in 24hrs
root1657
You really think it'll take that long?
DarkParn
Considering this has been out for a few weeks now, it hasn't happened yet.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
If they didn't show it this would be the most cursed of gifs.
Amoracchius
SuperBekah86
Love young justice!
DarkBeerPotato
Just happened across your tag. Noice. Keep it up, Excalibur.
JayHedSpace
I still wasn't sure how I felt. Relieved? Disappointed?
Manymanypets
Disappointed. That level of idiocy merits a lesson.
quicksilverz
Lol
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i was quite surprised to not see blood or hear screams
EMTsaidwhat
Shock is a hell of a thing.
Salzab
I think he was too
dav3nasty
Too much alcohol. His hand is purple. Wonder if it broke some bones.
Monka42
If he didn't lose a finger, he definitely had some digits broken.
JoeGrizzly
Probably most of them considering how powerful those jaws are
VexionRoe
I dont understand cause it 100% bit his hand as you can see him going up where he was pulling his arm back, Did it just not want him?
Aerolus
ive seen one of these things tear anothers leg off for no reason, it probably just didnt try hard enough
VexionRoe
Yeah i'm assuming it just didn't want it.
FoodTastesGood
What the fuck did he think would happen?
metally
Did you notice the beer can? Thinking wasn't exactly the forte of the moment.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
He didn’t.
fozzibab
Not that, I bet. The fucking idiot is lucky to have his arm, let alone his hand and fingers. Quick! Cut his balls off so he can't breed.
TheBasementNerd
Expected it to be much slower
VitaminBeaPositive
Ambush predators that are slow generally don't eat.
Shismouche
Well said
8BitMinja
Ah yes, alligators. The slowest of all ambush predators.
access
Didn't you know, you can feed any wild with your hand at least once. It's one of those unspoken rules of life.
commonmind872
Yeah because then someone needs to unfortunately kill it because now it associates humans with food. Pretty shitty
FoodTastesGood
cedricnet
Correction... you can feed a wild animal with your hand at least twice... after that, you’ll have to move on to feet.
doesntmatter
As it was told in the ancient Norse sagas -- Tyr: Hold my mead bro
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
now he needs somebody to hold his mead every time he pees
JellybellyBushroot
Especially if you personify the animal with a friendly compliment.
PunnyTiger
I was really hoping the fucking moron would loose his hand
biclighter
Lose. FFS.
PunnyTiger
nah, I want it to come loose from his arm. Seriously though, what's it like to never make a typo ever?
fordon
This just shows that you’re worthless as a human in a society. He didn’t endangered anyone but himself and yet you wish that kind of outcome
Kalosso
Are you okay? You sounded some kind of not okay right there...
margaretolson
Except him getting seriously hurt would take up space in a hospital and take the attention of medical staff. It’s possible another person 1/
margaretolson
2/could lose their life while the hospital is tending to this idiot
fordon
He’s paying for it in taxes to be taken care of, and if only 1 bed makes that difference in a hospital, then the issue is at the politics.