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Apr 17, 2019 4:39 PM
Mormegil147
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Pheehelm
Would have been nice to know about #6 before I spent $500,000 on dumping a tungsten sphere into the Marianas trench.
BeAllUCantBe
Alligators are not indigenous to Africa, why would they be invited to the party?
RyRuu
So the one with the dolphins is puff puff pass?
ElbowDeepInACat
#28 and how much did you donate to any of those causes? None? Then don’t bash people for putting money towards what they think is important
TheVapeCrusader
I didn't know I was fOntastic. Because that's how it's pronounced
RachTrap
you absolute legend. you absolute baller. you absolute boss. does not work with all nouns.
napoleonsghost
Border security is evil now. Go virtue signal somewhere else
NightManAkimbo
excellent dump but are you ok there OP?
thefrompleman
you absolute legend
WumboPower
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
#27 you do understand that $15m is under $400 per veteran. It couldn’t fix that problem let alone the others.
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
Lol I counted wrong, but the one about the wall! XD
Kittycard
Those malaphors really butters my goat.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Having a neurodiversity program at work, our new autistic programmer would have found that curlyboy in seconds, competition intensifies
MarkPenrice
Ctrl-F, {, enter enter enter enter enter enter.... though I thought any decent modern IDE would flag up unclosed brackets automatically?
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Modern yes
theotherpatrick
Pheehelm
Yeah, but astronomy is out of this world.
DigiT00l
Rocket surgery has become an actual thing, mostly because rocket science is actually pretty basic physics, and actually building
maninthedarkness
Until the next leap forward in propulsion technology.
DigiT00l
The damned things is the difficult bit
MarkPenrice
#11 I've run into an expanded version of this recently: looking for info on old PCs and video cards and finding a site that mirrored a load>
MarkPenrice
of other old sites/fora which had been at risk/were shut down... Itself now just a Gcache trace. Wayback only had folder structure, no files
MarkPenrice
And then all the VCFED/etc forum posts from 10~15 years ago with URLs of potentially useful offsite images, on long-dead personal sites.
getridofTheSeaword
Fantabranch for those who couldn’t get it
CreepyPete3
I’m soda branch.
rhoofard
Pop Twig
Pushpushki
orange tinder?
HelloThereGeneralKenobee
#21 Flurcak? Wait no. Fuck.
Accountingcounter
Some nerd translate the shirt so I don’t have to google
Jaws0808
FUCK
JBib
F. U. C. K. Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
DigiT00l
The symbol for Potasium is K
Accountingcounter
Fuck
OwlThread
https://image.shutterstock.com/image-vector/chemical-elements-periodic-tablefunny-phrase-260nw-1187653897.jpg
vidmagnuson
Atomic Symbols: [C]arbon, [F]luoride, [K]: Potassium, [U]ranium
ohmegatron
CFKU that's funny.
Cryolith
@OP is an absolute binder clip.
FloridaMansSideKick
OP is an absolute champion. Huh, guess it doesn't work with literally just any word.
LanceSackless
Depends on the sarcasm and situation. Like calling someone an absolute genius
AntRam95
#50 bottle twig?
fragstealR
Soda wood?
Cheomesh
Fanta-stick. Fantastic.
AntRam95
Fanta orange stick
WallyWallyOxenFree
Soda branch
tedharris02
You absolute bollard is genuine though. Denotes someone who is thick and unmovable.
Cheomesh
Yeah I've definitely heard that one before. Britcom probably.
kohrah
"Absolute unit" for instance is not an insult though.
badthaught
Is this why there's now retractable bollards?
koopaya
Thin, retractable bollards*
maninthedarkness
I like using different adjectives in front of boob. Very Three Stooges-esque.
NightManAkimbo
*immovable (sorry)
LikeTheGuardianButForReal
@tedharris02 you absolute bollard
StormLordBC
imperfectseven
http://imgur.com/6Kw3xoX
Schadenfreuda
Inferniken
GabrielRRL
You should have posted first
spiceass9000
gaidinbdj
Flint is a matter of time, not money. It's funded, it just takes time to replace all the pipes and more money won't make it faster.
theo1razzledazzle
yeah, chemo is disturbingly expensive
FvcktangularBondulance
And I have a sneaking suspicion that 14 mill is FAR too small an amount to deal with Flint.
MarkPenrice
It surely doesn't cost that much just to patch up a mains water pipe?
FvcktangularBondulance
They got 78 million in federal funding yesterday. Changing pipes was purportedly 55 million. Their federal and state loan was 120 million.
FvcktangularBondulance
14 million was not, nor would have been, a solution at any point.
spiceass9000
I actually just did the math and that means chemo is around 38000 dollars which now I don’t believe is correct because you know.. America...
MarkPenrice
Yeah, that's maybe more its true cost in other countries, I expect US healthcare providers would try to screw you for MUCH more than that.
brainchemicals
The cost of my wife's treatments for each round of chemo including meds and facility costs came in at $66000. X 12 courses.
PiGiSpi
good lord, I see they're clearly priced to only be affordable to top level executives
UpTheFuckVoted
Man, I am sorry. I know culture and US and all that but that all just sucks for you and I am sorry.
brainchemicals
Thanks, we have good insurance so didn't totally wack us, but still hurts.
brainchemicals
Luckily I have pretty good insurance through my employer that includes an out of pocket maximum, so I wasn't on the hook for that amount.
brainchemicals
I can't imagine how we would cope if we didn't have, coverage. A lot of people in that boat and you can't exactly plan when to get cancer.
maninthedarkness
It's not that there aren't people who care. There just isn't enough people who care who can overrule corporate lobbies and the wealthy. >
maninthedarkness
> That breaks my heart.
wtforero
It would save the USA money if we provided every single homeless person with free housing. Would you vote yes to a homeless person getting1
wtforero
A free house while you pay bills? You may say yes, but do you think the majority of people would say the same thing?
maninthedarkness
That's up to those people. This is supposed to be a land of choice, not my idea over theirs. Doesn't change how I feel when things are >
maninthedarkness
> handled differently. If you are asking if I would impose my idea over others to get the right result, there's your answer.