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Jan 17, 2020 1:04 AM
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mak10z
Keep Kicking Ass!
whyismyusernametakenalready
she can never die!
GrumpyOldMillennial
At her age, that headline has two possible meanings. One of them sinister as frig.
iqbarif876
She's 98, my grandma died 115.
dollhouseMB
I want to look like her when I grow up
Laylah77
No she won’t... they’re all dead
willpostanything
Close friends and family? Where? Cemetary?
NotHardly
Betty! You keep doing you.
wowvadisc360
She ded now
DaisyfromDownunder
Any friends who want to attend, will be dug up tomorrow.
thesauceisboss
I have a free pass from the wife if I ever get the chance to have a go with Betty White.
crumpuppet
MountainHipSir
Don’t you fuckin jinx her!
ShaggySnatch7
Some say that Betty white and the Queen were twins that were separated at birth
nicolerenea276
Betty likes amazing for 98, get it girl!
BenderRodriguz1010
gmreml132
Hasn't she outlived them all?
fredlinkage
Yes but Kirk Douglas is 103 and so is Olivia De Haviland.
crazyforcoffee
My husband says that she has a couple of horrocrux left
ImTooWhite
THAT BITCH 98?!
DrankTooMuchMead
My grandma (WWII gen) would watch Golden Girls in the 90s. I thought Betty White would be about 120 right now.
ChampagneSupernovaInTheSky
Daxton
Apparently we all died in 2012 and we're living in a simulation now. That's why Betty White will live forever.
Daxton
Has anyone here really felt alive since 2012 tho?
MetalSkeletal
What's annoying is we won't find out that she has the One Ring, until her 111th birthday.
kalsiSleepBeast
She'll never die. She is the highlander
Centinoodle
Bad news from the future
EternalMydnyt
I’m pretty sure my wife was responsible for the death of Leonard Nimoy. She asked me one day who I though would live longer, him or...
EternalMydnyt
Betty White. Leonard Nimoy does three days later.
MBennock
Well, technically it was your fault for answering...
EternalMydnyt
Grr. Died* After four attempts to delete and fix that and getting autocorrected I give up
VIadimirPutin
i always get nervous for a second when i see her picture posted here
PetitChocolat
bargainshopper
Same here.
GooseModel
Yes. We know once she dies. It will Mark the end of times.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Her and maggie smith
Azraelgargoyle
Abd Miriam Margolyes
JustBoone
Why? She's gonna outlive us all.
Pseudosim
Well, the Queen was her apprentice in the Coven I think, so that death-repellant ritual is gonna keep them going for a while.
ChampagneSupernovaInTheSky
greenstr
Wood
makemineadouble
Yes plz.
TheActualDonKnotts
Did you know that Betty posed nude when she was young? Well now you do.
Joomuk
Wait. Pics?
TheMellowPeril
At some point, we’ll have to stop and think about the kind of world we want to leave her and Keith Richards. Possibly Ozzy too.
jetflight
Less so for Ozzy, as he'll have no idea what's going on no matter what.
ThisIsAPrivateResidenceMan
"ozzy osbourne is gonna outlive miley cyrus!"
guzza
I have a theory that Ozzy actually died years ago, and his body is just being piloted by a goblin on coke, like a real life ratatouille
SamsungPhoneFan0123
I Buried Ozzy
StickieVickie
admiralawesome4213
Nah. They just 'weekend at bernie's" him around.
AeolusWinds
I also think it may be that the sheer volume of drugs has just fucked up his death throes to the point where he still mimics being alive
Wolf2Worrior
Isn't that the premise of Weekend at Bernie's (a movie I've definitely see, if course I have)?
RocketNewman
Proofread, homie.
Wolf2Worrior
I'm going to go die in a hole now