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Nov 5, 2016 7:20 AM
Gay4Allah
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Marstony
He is done with this shitty life.
Kaaaahn
YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE!
malfunctionm1ke
If God hates gay people, why is my G-Spot up my Butt!!?!
tattoolady1986
JShaver4112
Butt sex is wild but it don't make no child.
AliBarber
Your username though hahaha
Boxingbud
Probably a gay bear. Which is great!
TheLateKnight
http://imgur.com/6aW0Lj8
bigjoosh
OldIronSides1st37th
If I suck any cocks it'll be for money, fuck you Jesus.
maximilianfragglebottom
HumanParticipationAward
allweretaken
http://cdn.quotesgram.com/small/76/53/506487525-logic-we-can-believe-in-spock-2012-meme.jpg
Gwimyeon
FistFullOfFarts
drekkis420
neoninja2
I imagine this works with straights too
listen2mylies
Garfunkel and Oates - The loophole
Iwishimgurlikedsports
You don't even have to be gay. Just sucking cocks prevent abortions. The more you know ladies ;)
AtheistNotAntiTheist
It's not gay if you receive it.
Pyrotechick
He's not wrong.
Gazzzzzzz
Get your priorities straight, catholics. =P
ScootermcScoot
Who gets less abortions than homosexuals??? But the Christians are tossing the homosexuals aside. At least make ally's. George Carlin
JackRusselHarrier
Well, he's not wrong.
BigTentSjoberg
MrSandman815
Not wrong
surfboardt
stillers2000
Mom?!
DrWibbler
I'm fairly sure it tries to get the water/pipe thing in its cheek storage for later use but cant.
enMobius
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN?!
nightster07
Finally! something to satisfy guys with tiny dicks!
hugebattleaxe
Holy shit
mastamage
Abortion clinics hate him
Deltablue
But wait
BigTentSjoberg
Greenpeace loves him
TheNewXFilesEpisodesAreBad
Click here to find out why
BedsideTiger
BedsideTiger
I found this by typing "finger up finger down guy" into google
raidleadergutts
I try the "but meme". It also turns up the one with Nathan Fillion.
Christ0nABike
You articulated the shit out of it buddy
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
TrinityTower
InstaAutoCorrect
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
Good, good. Credit goes to @philcrifo
ITSMRTORGUEYELLINGSTUFF
Wanted to rant about you not giving credit, thanks for being a good person and preventing me from being a bad one
Shamorza
FUN FACT: Sucking a dick helps prevent abortion among heterosexual couples too.
JoeT85
well, howdy doo!! that is a fun fact.
Tyrannotron
A lot of time, dick sucking leads to fucking, so, not necessarily.
RSFS17
how do two lesbian women suck dick? checkmate atheists?
raptorsoldier
Strap ons
InnieNips
Yeah what he said
AtheistNotAntiTheist
actually. A girl born without a vagina actually got pregnant from oral because she had a old stab wound in her stomach. Life is weird.
jrs5ive
Shamorza
That's terrible but the sperm that got her pregnant deserves a motherfucking medal.
raidleadergutts
A motherfucking medal indeed.
RagCity
I guess life finds a way?
Treblaine
gingerytinge
maxdefault
Oral sex 99.9999999999999999999999 percent effective.
AtheistNotAntiTheist
hah, would be more accurate
Pyrotechick
HOW DOES SHE PEE. D:?!
AtheistNotAntiTheist
umm.. the vagina and urinary tracts are not part of the same thing. Next to one another but separate systems.
Pyrotechick
I'm aware of that, I was just assuming she was completely devoid of any opening of any kind down there lol.