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Jun 1, 2018 11:47 AM

bluebench

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I would watch that, it’d probably be better than a lot of the other stuff he’s made lately

7 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 4

Toite!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Note: Adam Sandler turned up at Andy Samburg's wedding in this costume and in character, and stayed in it all night.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seeing these two together always reminds of one of my favorite "Whitest Kids You Know" bits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyEKUfwY3oo

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Timmy makes such a cute chick. I don't understand.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would honestly watch that movie.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about Allen Covert, Peter Dante, Steve Buscemi, Jonathan Loughran, Rob Schneider, or David Spade?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many Jews.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks for dressing up, by the way.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this from Brooklyn Nine Nine?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wow. What episode? I don't remember this at all.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know it boooooooooooiii

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Does that mean in this universe that Det. Jake Peralta stars in That's my boy?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Animal Farm, adaptation by Adam Sandler.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why don’t I remember this? I’ve seen every episode of the show I thought.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Many thanks

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Jul 13, 2018 12:23 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What the heck? I meant to thank you and thanked myself somehow

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also have no memory of this.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Say what you will about Sandler but dude is living the life. He makes movies with his best friends and not afraid to make fun of himself 4it

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Man, this is why I never get the hate. Yeah, most of his movies have been kinda trash, but he seems to be having fun and doesn't hurt anyone

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I think most of the hate isn’t personal. He seems a decent enough dude, people just despise all the stuff he appears in.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(That I know of)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Native Americans advising on his movie got upset about something he was doing, told him it was disrespectful, and he told them to fuck off.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it Ridiculous 6? I enjoyed that one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably, I don't really watch his movies anyway, and heard it got panned by the critics.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But who did Trotsky play?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mom

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would totally watch that, but who would play Lenin? and more importantly, who would play Stalin?

7 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Sandler doing 4th grade mocking accents, of course

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel Buscemi would be there. But was just in the real movie Death of Stalin as Kruschev.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Nick Offerman is the only reasonable candidate for Stalin and possibly someone such as Patrick Stewart as Lenin especially after Karla.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Not sure about Patrick Stewart, but NICK OFFERMAN AS STALIN?! YES! ONE THOUSAND TIMES YES!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Literally the polar opposite of his character in parks & rec

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lenin would be bill clinton and stalin would be danny devito.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NINE-NINE!

7 years ago | Likes 573 Dislikes 7

Not nyet, it isn't..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smort

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

NINE NINE!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NINE! NINE!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nine Nine!

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

NINE-NINE!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOINE-NOINE!

7 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Nueve nueve!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noice

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Toight

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Bing-pot

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smort

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Even if you're not a fan of Andy samberg he is fantastic in this show. Give it a watch

7 years ago | Likes 1193 Dislikes 5

*adam sandler

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband HATED him and was so mad when I started watching. But then he got into it and loves Andy.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I get him confused with like 3 other people

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's me. Not a Samberg fan, but will gladly watch 99 anytime and enjoy his performance thoroughly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing that bothers me, just a little, is how often they decide to end the pre-credits with someone loudly overemphasizing a syllabl

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which show?

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

What epsudoes was this I completely forgot.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to not like him all that much, but this show changed my mind about him.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion I actually like Andy but I find Nine Nine to be sub par at best.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 32

Wait, he's in other things? Huh.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hot Rod is one of the greatest comedies of all time!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree, that root scene gets me every time.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude I cannot watch the opening scene without bursting out in laughter, constant laughs throughout and I’ve seen it like 100x!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I watched that show I jizzed in my pants.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I don't really understand the Sandberg hate. Everything I've seen him do has been pretty funny.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This show made me a fan. Before this i thought he was a douche.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only character on the show I hate is Gina, god she's obnoxious.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They toned her down the past 2 seasons, which is nice. She is actually kinda funny now.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where can i watch it? I dont have cable

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HULU

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damm well thanks for the info

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, The 2 dollar upcharge for no commercials is worth it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I outright hated him. This show was surprisingly one of the funniest sitcoms evee

7 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 6

What it is?

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Brooklyn 99

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a lot higher brow than his lonely island stuff

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why did you hate him? I avoid celebrity news; is he a bad dude?

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Just obnoxious and not funny.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 12

My girlfriend hates his stupid face. Nothing against him personally, just his stupid, fucking, punchable face.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1) That kind of SNL humor that he and Will Ferrell do makes me feel uncomfortable and annoyed. No idea why. But I like him in Nine Nine.

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

2) This is an interesting phenomenon that I think should be studied. I wonder if people that love him in TLI hate him in Nine Nine?

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I think I know the feeling you mean. When people are tv are supposed to be uncomfortable, and they're not, I am uncomfortable for them.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Seems like a good enough dude. But I've only found about of his SNL stuff, Brooklyn 99, and Hot Rod funny. I usually don't like his style.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I love him in Brooklyn 99

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, he has a very punchable face

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 6

You're not wrong, it is exquisitely punchable, but is that it?

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

it is for me

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Probably Saturday Night Live for some people. Others its his films.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

More importantly, who would Rob Schneider play?

7 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 3

The ice pick

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rub Schnydur is...the Politburo! One day, a tourist who happens across an ancient artifact. The next, Soviet Union's top bureaucrat!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Rob Schneider is derp a durr duh duerpity durr

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And David Spade?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lenin

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rasputin

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Lenin

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm feeling Rasputin. You can't kill either of them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, Lenin would be played by David Spade

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Rob Schneider is, Lavrentiy Beria.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The “You can do it” guy, obviously.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean "Ты можешь это сделать"?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

вырезать свою гребаную голову!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I, too, can use google translate. Где здесь ванная комната? Мне нужно взять дерьмо.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m so confused right now, but, “Yes”.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whatever the role, I'm sure that "He Can Do It"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anastasia

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Soviet Russia, toaster plays you!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rob Scheider is... A toaster!!

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

rated PG13

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The guy that makes copies for no reason.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Makin’ cooooopies

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His catch phrase will be "Ты можешь это сделать"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depending which revolution he'd make a decent Rasputin

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You ever seen "Down Periscope"? Rob Schneider needs to play more asshole villains, he's great in that role!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ra ra Rob Schneider, Russia's greatest love machine. There was a cat that really was gone.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus. I sung it out loud. Take the upvote.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think I'd like anybody who didn't at least sing it in their head

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Which episode of SP is this?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It might be- "you're getting old" season 17/18 maybe

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Season 6, Episode 15. "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"

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7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Now take your 4 points and get the hell out of hwre

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Rated PG-13

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bravo

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