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Maybe it's the realisation that the virgins are ugly or it's the Shia overwhelming odds he faces. Either way he needs to look on the Sunni side of life.
Jun 9, 2017 8:52 AM
PsychoPickleTickle
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Maybe it's the realisation that the virgins are ugly or it's the Shia overwhelming odds he faces. Either way he needs to look on the Sunni side of life.
Azraelgargoyle
etaoin shrdlu
JustDaShoemaker
He's a piece of Shite
ilikeblondehair
Taliban Spokesman? What?
asseater2031
The talibans the worst, great heroin tho
in2i2on
Come mister tali ban, tally me banana!
zma123456
Still a better spokesperson than Spicer.
PackardGoose
Nice. If you aint sunni, you aint shi'ite
consar
this guys cousin http://imgur.com/Bpek9Vc
BottomKek
Any relation to Saad Maan?
CaramelGod
He is sad they allowed same sex couples to get married
juliendg137
It's Lord Buckethead!
jellotheautobandasisgud
Took me a second to get it
rikm
A sad...groan...+1 upvote...lol...
Mando4Ever
Maybe it's Maybelline
jowell24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev9CyeYX-ig
ghettofish
Asad "As fuck" Ghan.
pennstatecivic
maybe his life is Shiite and this is how he copes lol
spottedfromadistance
Took me a while to get it but +1 for the punniness of it all :)
mialynneb
Me too - I kept reading the name the way it's pronounced. Derp.
xwh33lz
I got it thanks to you.
Juntaou
http://imgur.com/6MHgngS
popejubal
He just found out that it's really 72 raisins.
utgort
I have never heard any claim that the virgins would be women or people for that matter.
NotAnIroningBoard
because it's a ridiculous concept? Heaven for you is virgins who are also in heaven? hell for the virgins tho what kind of heaven is that???
utgort
It is a mistranslation according to Islam scholar Irshad Manji, who claims that these individuals are, instead, offered raisins after death.
NotAnIroningBoard
I'd kill for raisins
DaftKid
Soon to change his name to Aded.
StabbyTheCat
We have a newsreader called Asad Ahmed, every time they introduce him I can't help saying "Aw, don't be sad", it's like a tick or something!
YoungToast
I'm so confused. Please help.
PileOfWalthers
No one knows what it's like, to be a sad afghan, behind blue eyes...
Hendlton
His name is Asad Afghan - A Sad Afghan.
AllMyPeepsAreMarshmallow
Lol, I didn't even notice that. I thought the joke was the ticker tape at the bottom.
jesusisherelookbusy
Did you know that you can't play Mass Effect in Afghanistan. This is due to the Tali ban.
OrkfaellerX
https://68.media.tumblr.com/89a39c0511ba6a8fa8df149e0d0da17e/tumblr_ncs6toQcel1tlj2xxo1_500.gif
vampirehedgehog
So Mass Effect: Andromeda is okay?
jesusisherelookbusy
Nah, Andromeda is
Applepotamus
jesusisherelookbusy
SteelyGlint009
Voting to allow same sex couples to marry. The Taliban are getting very liberal these days.
DarthMaulOfAmerica
When you're overshadowed in the news by a group so extreme that you actually start to look not so bad
VIAI
Oh man the amount of levels to this joke/comment. You're playing 3D chess rn, *nod of approval*
Yamaks
So many people talking out their asses without reading the ticker at the bottom for the joke
smoothoprater
Talibang me in the butt
Applepotamus
MemeDissector
according to their scripture he's technically right. It's more of a sin to spill seed where it won't make a baby than do nothing with an egg
Radix865
odraencoded
lol
SquirtleSquad420
I think that's a headline from Taiwan.
SteelyGlint009
More likely rolling news regarding the recent vote by the Scottish Episcopal Church to allow same sex marriage.
SquirtleSquad420
Taiwan became the first Asian country to allow same sex marriage very recently as well.
MisterMolester
They're branching out due to the competition from ISIS
Goldcart
A good old fashioned corporate rebranding.
HoovinSchmoovin
Good observation, MisterMolester
CatBlaster5000
Please tell me this is a joke
Imonlyhereforthesnacks
it... it's a joke
CatBlaster5000
Thank you.
dababaman
StabbyTheCat
I know!
BattloidKouji
There was something like that on NPR the other day. They're starting to realize staying in power requires more than just fear. they're (1)
BattloidKouji
still terrible, but they're building schools and stuff. (2)
HadMeSomeChickens
Single sex schools.
emguhraeb
It's a start. It's not a good start, but it is a start.
yellowdove
We still have single sex schools in the US. As long as both boys and girls are being taught equally (and same subjects) it's a good start.
HadMeSomeChickens
They only educate males.
FartyMcPoopyButt
Afghanistan. Some days are Sunni, but most are Shi'ite.
thesplashingblumpkins
His mood might improve soon, but Mahmood won't
DictatorofPussy
Haha. I'm in Kabul right now.
dReWdAt
I read that in an Irish accent, hehehe
grinner
"It's Always Sunni in Afghanistan", the surprise hit spin-off of its Philadelphia version.
MrMagnanimous
dedlanguages
I like the episode where the gang dresses as navy seals and records a tape to scare off the new neighbors.
FartyMcPoopyButt
Tali-man. Fighter of the Yank man.
Applepotamus
MrTitsMcGee
Welcome to Iran
HiggsBosonYoFace
Jesus Christ
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
I can't tell if this real or not
AstroTalon
It is (source: I speak Arabic)
AstroTalon
The video (without subtitles) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxSyltK-ryA