Aug 6, 2022 6:46 PM
Joyika
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hightechpirate
The ads on my phone tried to warn me about local cougars in my area...
LexiconDul
The surest way to stop an animal attack: https://www.mtv.com/news/o588kk/save-dog-life-finger-butt
IamNoOneToBeTrifledWith
Suggestion 4: dig a hole. Fill it with peas. When he comes to check it out, Kick him in the pea hole.
Voric13
MarkoffChaney
That's why I take my handheld vacuum cleaner with me when I go hiking. "Shoo shoo! Vrooom!"
BorealFace
This is a solid procedure, if you're a Wascawwy Wabbit.
Kukabuksilaks
dunk its head in snow
OHGODBEEEES
Squish the cat
ifteguy2
Just squish that cat right down!
TerraKnight
Instructions unclear, I'm now a furry
BlimBlamOut
Instructions not furry, I am now unclear
PoliticalWanderer
When they said pet it the wrong way they didn't mean like THAT!
SmokyDoggg
It's cougar season out there ya'll be careful
TiredOldBroad
This is great
Pheehelm
Guessing that's a parody of this: https://youtu.be/9ktRhBcHza4
nomorehate
Aww, he just wanted cuddles!
hightechpirate
The ads on my phone tried to warn me about local cougars in my area...
LexiconDul
The surest way to stop an animal attack: https://www.mtv.com/news/o588kk/save-dog-life-finger-butt
IamNoOneToBeTrifledWith
Suggestion 4: dig a hole. Fill it with peas. When he comes to check it out, Kick him in the pea hole.
Voric13
MarkoffChaney
That's why I take my handheld vacuum cleaner with me when I go hiking. "Shoo shoo! Vrooom!"
BorealFace
This is a solid procedure, if you're a Wascawwy Wabbit.
Kukabuksilaks
dunk its head in snow
OHGODBEEEES
Squish the cat
ifteguy2
Just squish that cat right down!
TerraKnight
Instructions unclear, I'm now a furry
BlimBlamOut
Instructions not furry, I am now unclear
PoliticalWanderer
When they said pet it the wrong way they didn't mean like THAT!
SmokyDoggg
It's cougar season out there ya'll be careful
TiredOldBroad
This is great
Pheehelm
Guessing that's a parody of this: https://youtu.be/9ktRhBcHza4
nomorehate
Aww, he just wanted cuddles!