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Nov 30, 2016 10:07 PM
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OuroborosX
Even half her face is beautiful.
ShyRocker5
OddlyIrrelevantUsername
dismyotternotyours
MANGEL ES BISCO
BahamutBBob
Why would people request pictures of her, though? Google brings up way better results.
juneth
F1Monkey
I really hope he doesn't pull a Brad Pitt and cheat on his wife with Jennifer Lawrence.
badgrammergopher
Crisp rat
littleindianboy94
I thought JLaw was Jude Law
Drzhivago138
Same here. But apparently "JLaw" is Jennifer Lawrence and "J. Law" is Jude Law.
WolvesAndWhiskey
SlothsinSpace
Phantomasmca
Elrubius, te cagas! Xddd
Explosionsinthesky85
Looks like he could be Bryan Cranston's son
GoogleFucker
This is EXACTLY what I thought in the first picture
AdrocThurston
Here is my favorite crisp rat moment
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jommlol
That doctor's poker face is on point though
magicpantsmcd
She can't hold it together lol
buttholedestroyer
I freaking love him!
kansasreign
Would you destroy his butthole?
buttholedestroyer
If he's into it!!
Dicho83
AlexanderTheGreat42
Chrisprattsnap is his snap chat. You're welcome
DoritosAndSoul
.
SlothsinSpace
I love you
AlexanderTheGreat42
<3
wowTheUsernameWasAlreadyTaken
I added him! Thank you! Now I can crush even harder.
AlexanderTheGreat42
He's my second crush right after Mr. Fillion
goflyblind
it's 'cause he knows every single person on earth would masturbate to those pictures and he can't live with the lost productivity.
ThemanknownasBehm
As a straight man, would.
edissick
Is that your assigned codename?
SlothsinSpace
HothRebelsForLife
With Chris Pratt its exactly what that means, I'd leave my SO for that sexy man
somewhatvaguelywitty
Kinsey scale, friend.
BonkyMcSignFace
His underwear smells like 7 hour old poo and probably semen and ball sweat.
RebeccaKitty540
I miss fat Pratt
FitzChevalric
rimiku891
All I think of is pinky and the brain
FitzChevalric
https://youtu.be/GBkT19uH2RQ
SlothsinSpace
FitzChevalric
Vi4092
FitzChevalric
NotJuliaCaesar
How will the great Vi4092 respond? Find out in... A While!
Lefthandofgod
That dude is handsome as fuck and I ain't even gay.
MichelleMNM
He makes my heart go pittapratt pittapratt.
IAmFuriousMoose
The whole giving away his cat on twitter disappoints me :(
eggnog4lyfe
He's a chronic animal - abandoning douchebag. First his cat, then his dog.
JenJensjuggs
???
Ichose2
Haven't heard of this. Details?
Chiseler
whos doing the rabbit ears
SlothsinSpace
Yer mum
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
TheAncientSea
This is Downvote suicide but....I don't get the deal with him
SlothsinSpace
He's beautiful and funny. Plus as a real life person, he's a genuinely great guy. But I'm sure he's not everyone's cup of tea.
TheAncientSea
I don't dislike him I just don't think he's that special looking and I feel he plays up to being nice and funny
dumbledorewhatanoldcoot
I think the nice and funny is pretty genuine I think that's just how he is
TheAncientSea
How do you know
dumbledorewhatanoldcoot
Obviously I don't but that is my opinion based off interviews he's done and others
thesolamnus
Wow. How dare you?
TheAncientSea
ieatrainbowsandpoopbutterflies
Are people shipping them or something? Do they not care that he's married?
JenJensjuggs
I heard a rumor his wife didn't like how close they got making that space movie lol.
SlothsinSpace
Nah, they're just working on a movie together.
ieatrainbowsandpoopbutterflies
I know, I'm asking about the fans asking for pics part, haha.
mydawgisgreen
Maybe cause she doesn't have much social media... definitely no IG
SlothsinSpace
Oh, I have no clue. Not from what I've seen though.
whatabunchofaholes
Nah I read it's his joke cause she's a very private person, doesn't have any form of social media so people want pics of them.
NeverGonnaGrowUp
I wonder why she's so private.
somewhatvaguelywitty
The whole "fappening" would really fuck with someone's sense of privacy. Especially with how so many people blamed her.
imgurusername6
Probably because she is nothing like her "omg i'm so randum" persona that her publicists make her out to be
DaFoxman
Or cuz her private stuff got leaked. Pun intended
somewhatvaguelywitty
You have all your shit hacked, and get shamed and blamed for it. Let's see what social media you keep.
SgtThunderfistMD
He's the human equivalent of a golden retriever.
alloutofyaksblood
YES
DreamWeavr
I will never not upvote Crisp Rat. He gets better and better with increasing fame, a rare thing.
bvtthole
There aren't many sergeants who are also doctors.
magenta09
Damn that means I'm allergic
The22ndDoctor
I'm pretty sure SQUIRREL!... the answer is: "I am Groot". Ooh, child, things are gonna SQUIRREL!... get easier. http://imgur.com/SvAdmBR
alloutofyaksblood
YES
TokensWorth
Ive been called that myself.
SgtThunderfistMD
Same here. An online "which dog are you?" test even said said so!
copingcabana
He's a crisp rat.
NatiLite
http://iob.imgur.com/uYGg/zmc2d78RJy
deranger
MmmmMickeyTankBank
Was that an original line @SgtThunderfistMD?
SgtThunderfistMD
Twas
Procrastinating4Dayz
no it fucking wasn't, I've seen it on imgur before. unless that was you too but I find that very unlikely
MmmmMickeyTankBank
Boooooo Thunderfist! Boooo this man!!!
SgtThunderfistMD
Two people can have the same comment without ever seeing each others...
ChaosGoddess
thedudeman519
Far out. man
SgtThunderfistMD
Also, it's really not that hard of an analogy to come up with. The man is a the embodiment of the word "lovable."
kakkapyllypillu
Lol. This Sh*t been circling around for couple of years, word by word exactly the same stuff. Atleast admit it lmao.
crockmonster
I love him and all, but Anna and Chris are very irresponsible pet owners.
dumbledorewhatanoldcoot
Info?
crockmonster
Fucking google it. Jesus. They abandoned their Chihuahua and it was left starving, wondering the street. More examples when you google it.
dumbledorewhatanoldcoot
Damn sorry I upset you just hadn't heard and was curious
Rangothemovie2
He is actually mr. PeanutButter
notknowabrewer
No, that's jimmy fallon
thedudeman519
I think you give him too much credit
DreadPierateRoberts
Ohhh they should make.a live.action episode
HeroOfTheD4y
Is this a cross-over episode?
littleindianboy94
69thatinvolvesnachocheese
AHHH NO GO BACK.
notbrunomars
Aubrey Plaza would def be Diane.
STFUCharles
So, am I the only person that reads J. Law and thinks Jude Law?
behindthebikesheds
No
DuckPlanetKing
I always think J.Lo...
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Ok
Muchbeefsodinner
i read it as glaw and instantly thought GLAWWWWW MOTHERFUCKER. and yes, i know it makes no sense.
hwatL4bloopy
I thought it was weird that she was with Jude Law and then I found out she stole his name
FlamingYon
Yes. Then I think Jude law and a semester abroad.
noey718
no, I thought they were talking about Jude Law also
CClop
Same. I was like "who is that girl that's not Jude Law."
LanieDee
I did the same damn thing!
DuckPlanetKing
I always think J.Lo...
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Ok
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
I'd say probably not, since this comment is on every post that Jennifer Lawrence is in...
STFUCharles
I'm pretty new here, just something that has annoyed me since she became popular.
ShyRocker5
owliekit
I read "J. Law" and mispronounce it in my head as "J. Lo".
berneigh
Jude Law is such a sexy beast
DuckPlanetKing
I always think J.Lo...
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Ok
SlothsinSpace
FUCK I wish it were Jude Law. I'd give my left breast to touch that man.
samsonguy920
Me, too.
Muchbeefsodinner
I can hook you up if you're giving away breasts.
SwarleysQuinntervention
Hotsauceishot
That is why god gave us two ????
HypnoJack
Wait. Are you a female?
SlothsinSpace
Cmon son
HypnoJack
O:-]
STFUCharles
I personally would give both my breasts, but that's mostly because they get in the way of seeing my penis.
vidmagnuson
http://imgur.com/SksW5Yi
nihilistdad
I'd give my third nipple... or not.
SlothsinSpace
ScreamingGreenFrog
I would give my 53rd hat to meet either of them. http://imgur.com/aTnUby5
sunlight
God that man is so hot
zooplooppoop
Apparently I look like him when I get facial hair
zooplooppoop
Does that make me hot
zerofuchs
If it did this comment thread negated it all, sorry boss.
zooplooppoop
Well damn I knew I messed up... The funny thing is I look like canelo when I do my hair and I'm clean shaven
SovereignPhantasmia
Well you should show proof
Groucho713
Bryan Cranston?
MyDadAteMyFuckingPepperoniAgain
Right now
Silvermanblue
Gay boner activate
IJustKnowtheSounditMakesWhenItLies
Men get better looking as they age. Imagine him in 15 years.
EverydayPaul
As I straight-ish 25 year old man, I agree.
FlippantBagel
-ish huh?
Groucho713
Bryan Cranston?
swaptrick
He longbottomed in his 30s. There's hope for all of us.
NewToTheEnterwbs
Here you go!
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
InboxMeWhatYouLove
@ISeeNipple those are the tiniest nipples I have seen!
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
CowboyZ
His tiny little nipples have been to France.
ShlurpGod
Mine are literally the size of dimes. I've measured.
DoctorGoldfish
.... Hmn. I need to measure mine. I wanna know which is bigger, my nipple or the quarter.
InboxMeWhatYouLove
Same here! I feel you bro.. I feel you.
UhhhhhNick
Still would
KarmaSutures
Yup
NewToTheEnterwbs
Ok we'll then I better give you better material
KarmaSutures