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haien
I see the resemblance...
swagb98623
Marry Jack, shag Aniston and kill .. the hidden 3rd option.
DarwinGreen5
Here's him shaving off his quarantine hair. https://youtu.be/AJCns3zVGQw
jimwormmaster
My dad has a pinterest page of pics of her titled "Brad, You Idiot". I'm inclined to agree.
londonosierra2000
I reader look like Joe than to live life like Jenifer.
Prepyoshi23
Would like to see the untouched versions of these photos
spitfires2000
"Yeah, they are still poking through, how about that?" - Jennifer
Fokker45
I like Jack Black but I only have room in my bed for one. Sorry Jack.
nanooknono
Magnificent. He truly is.
mgiran4
One of these is heavily photoshopped. The other is Jennifer Aniston.
orangeyougladididntsaypoop
How many plastic surgery jennifer aniston have?
Prototypo
Why are you shaming her like this? Clearly Jack Black is an immortal.
ChocoladeMelkSnor
Who gives a fuck?
Zixtank
They're like your elegant aunt and weird-ass uncle that somehow ended up marrying each other.
100PercentCertifiedHuman
Salma Hayek at 53
bigk001
yeah, but Salma is a real b!tch... Jennifer is my hero lol
DrKonrad
jakrabid
Came here for this
onecowboytoo
What I posted last time this was posted.
panamjck
Gorgeous
TheExistentialMillennial
One has issues with aging. One has issues with growing up.
UnrustleYerJimmies
I don't think her taking care of her body equates to issues with aging. As far as I can tell she's not full of plastic, just looks older.
thebigsexyfrost0
I think it's more she defies aging as JB defies giving AF
Defybear
I Kind of think it's sad.. Because of the Standards that actors have to endure.. Oh man
stilloldbull
Which one would you want to sit next to at an empty bar at 3:00 in the morning?
somedudeyoumightknow
Jack Black, duh.
VanillaJester
Do I just have to pick one?
MortimerMango
Jack Black always lands on his feet, think it's a body composition thing
krbauer9000
He is a big pussy?
insomniapanda
Low center of mass
AdobewanKenobe
He is a Gömböc, a self righting shape that should not exist.
ImThatGuyForSure
It's like those RC Cars that always roll back onto their wheels, except with gut.
AlexSomething
So he's a human roly-poly toy ?
nwm664092
So he is a cat...
TheYodajen
Men are so lucky to have zero expectation of attractiveness after age 40
TotallyCooki
The people that expect women to live up to a certain standard are other women.
TheYodajen
And movie studios, fashion industry, corporate America, advertising execs, dollmakers, i assume run by men so no i don't agree
jonlykkeDK
Is like to see Jennifer with Keanu, seems like a good match.
bigk001
Keanu's girlfriend is actually like 60, i think? google her
jonlykkeDK
47 actually. I did not know that he is (finally) seeing someone. Good for him.
bigk001
oh dang i thought she was much older?!
jonlykkeDK
Well, so does appear to be a bit older ?.
rdswords
Jack is definitely thriving, but he just shaved his beard and hair completely off and it's pretty jarring to see.
carltondance
I think he looks WAY better! As much as it's fun to see him with his huge beard, he looks like he's happier now!
ilhares
The shaved head look is a bit unusual on him, but I'm accustom to him from lots of films/vids with no facial hair, so the beard is no loss.
WeaselBandit
Has he said anything about why he did it?
mormacil
Challenge I think?
DeviatedPrevert
clearly, jack black needs to get the same photoshop guy that works for anniston
atlantabadger3000
Or, go to rehab. Tge juryis still out
Bridgiebird
Haha I wonder what his photo would look like then
Stevvveen
I beg to differ, jables is majestic
CptJohnYossarian
Fuckn peak performance
TheElderBowls
Jables is floating, Aniston is merely there
GrooveKing89
Jablinski!
GCRust
The difference between the two is Aniston HAS to maintain that look or else get discarded by Hollywood.
delitescency
That is an amazing come back
MashrurMia
While that's true - not all actresses in the industries are judged solely by their looks and body shape- ex. melissa mccarthy - she's funny
turkishbutnotnationalist
Yeah no, if any of your ultra handsome male actors get hurt or don't look good anymore they're not used either. It's not black and white.
bowiefox
I mean if I had access to a personal trainer, dietitian, a stylist for hair, clothes, makeup..I would take full advantage to look hot at 50
bowiefox
You are right though, to stay relevant in Hollywood you can't "let yourself go" for most movie stars.
FallenJester
You could say the same about Jack Black. Funny fat guys have to stay funny and fat. Hurt Rogen and Hill when they lost weight
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Yeah, I didn't wanna say it but like half of his jokes would be irrelevant if he was thin.
smashandburn
And where did Galifianakis go?
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Seth rogen isn't a good example
WhythehelldidImakethisaccount
Seth writes most of his movies. Hill went serious actor.
Ryann85
It must totally suck. Ugh. "I really don't want to eat this whole pizza by myself...this life is sooo hard" (crying as he eats slice 5.)
Jyzzzy
Yeah being unhealthy sucks
KAG444
he has no body hair, wtf
Mistruths
He visited La Brea 6 years ago. A visit gone wrong (or right) will last you a decade.
nothebees
Lucky guy
onlysmaller
My dad has no body hair, just some light patches on his knees. He’s bald too though
karlostroski
My wife’s family has almost no body hair. Even the guys.
geraltofriva
He recently shaved his whole head. Looks even weirder now.
valerium
And the beard!
smashpro1
It's already coming back.
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Maybe he was too hot?
MissSpelledTattoo
JosJansen
He lost it because of friction.
mdzmdz
bigk001
because evolution. humans don't need hair. he is literally the perfect male.
KAG444
so tell me about the water that comes out of you in the hot summer and why body hair is not needed
bigk001
Do you mean sweat? Body hair is not needed because we aren't monkeys any more, & because clothes & furnaces which emit hot & cold on demand
KAG444
Wow, you need to finish schooling
bigk001
ok? what did i say that was wrong?
GrabherbythePuss
He hasn’t become easy on the eyes over the last 5 years that’s for sure
mirrelle
I mean.. he's not unattractive though?
Evenmorehorrifying
Says you. That guy gets more just being himself than you'll ever imagine.
mormacil
On the other hand, easy on the eyes is entirely a physical thing and disconnected from any personality traits
Arcian
Actually, it's not. Studies have shown that people find other people more outwardly attractive if they take a liking to their personality.
mormacil
Easy on the eyes doesn't cover the entirety of physical attraction, it's a judgement of physical traits.
Rowsus
One has surgery, filters and photoshop. The other is just a natural, funny guy.
ChrisCuddy
Dam if you didn't say guy i would not know which one you were on referring to.
TautologyIsWhatItIs
I hope Jack's recovering OK from his surgery
fbutt09
And ones black
Radix865
Also, with Black it's the beard that makes him look older.
indyliberal
If by natural you mean clinically obese, okay. One takes care of themselves and one doesn’t.
airen
As far as plastic surgery goes she has been pretty minimum, fortunately for her she was mostly just blessed. Some people get lucky, ik
airen
People irl similarly hot at 50 n far too poor for plastic surgery
Dipityseren
Yeah! Fuck her! She's ruining our lives somehow. This isn't a post for a laugh and to enjoy them both - this is to hate on Aniston!
notDre
Yeah let's not pretend like any of that is natural. Don't worry about not looking like her in your 50s
Mockingbirb
I'm 55 and look much more like Jack Black
lauraInternetJunkie
I think she has a great body to begin with and then did all she could to maintain it. No kids and sport will do that for you. On the face
lauraInternetJunkie
though it is artificial. No one has a skin that smooth at 51 after a life of tanning without shop or interventions.
rainevasquez
black’s about as funny as a toddler wearing adult shoes. Ya, its got its moments. Did fine In jumangi. Tenacious d, ok I get it. Rest? awful
fbutt09
Toddlers wearing adult shoes are funny AF
haveueverwentfast
I'm not going to take an opinion seriously from someone who can't even spell Junanji correctly. It's the base of the English language!
haveueverwentfast
Apple, Ball, Cat, Dog, Egg, Frog, Goat, Hello, Igloo, Junanji, Kiwi, Love, Moon, Nice, Orange, Poop etc...
wondersquid
What?
Weedies617
Are you misspelling it on purpose? Jumanji
ocdboy777
So you don't take your own opinion seriously? That's some honesty right there.
haveueverwentfast
I'm always homest.
ocdboy777
Fair emough.
freshnessninja5772
Yeah... Aniston is pretty funny
itsppearsyoucanindeed
And a guy
ChristosMylordos
And a natural.
DarkBlueB
One is a woman in Hollywood and is expected to appear fuckable all her life to land any kind of role. The other is a man.
TheYodajen
Amen
wHatThEQuAk
Yeah... but celebrate, its change for men into this too.
Jandegrote
Have you looked at lets say Thor a guy that has to not only act like a god but also look like a god for 90% of the movies.
currentlywithoutimagination
Lol thor is a god. Thats a role. Remaining "fuckable" all your life is a real pressure.
genericname2107
Not just a man, but a man who wields the Pick of Destiny!
morphis
TIL: Hollywood is just giving the viewer what they want... "Are we the baddies? "
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Jack Black isn't being offered a role as Bond, don't pretend overweight actors aren't typecast too
DarkBlueB
It’s not about being typecast, it’s about being cast full stop!
IHateCakeDays
I wish he would be casted as Bond, back to being funny from today’s dark versions
valdbagina69420
Daniel Craig is literally the best actor in a Bond role, ever
BunnyTheBun
If JB was Bond it's be Johnny English but American. There's a difference between witt and comedy. JB would make it too funny imo
TheYodajen
He couldn't pull off bond because of his acting skills not his body type
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
I'd say both.
TheYodajen
True true. Typecasting fat guys as comedic lead for sure. Cant think of any big British guys that could be Bond
Nuggzs
I think you're missing the point. It's not about typecasting, it's about how hard keeping up with appearance is in one regard to the other
mallerzkay
No you're missing the point. Women could just as easily not keep up with appearances and get roles. They'd just be comedy roles like jack -
mallerzkay
Black has. It's the same for both genders. If Jack black wanted serious roles like hot women get he'd have to keep in par with hot male -
Solparadox
Ding ding ding, we will never jack black in a Ryan Gosling type role because of his looks. Body and looks plays a part in both genders.
onlysmaller
He was in the holiday with Kate winslet. I loved him in that film.
fantasticlight
We literally had him in romantic lead role against Gwen Paltrow.
OnsonSweemy
But wasn't that only allowed in a film where Paltrow was various stages of fat?
circegirl
True - but a woman the size of jack black will never land as many roles, nor would those roles be as good or as high paying
circegirl
Refer F Murray Abraham - no woman could look like that and get as many high paying roles as he does
Bassemuss
And they would still have to be somewhat fuckable/beautiful