reiryo
225244
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meirl
I've created a monster
me irl
me irl
me irl
AAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Inside Out's Triple Dent Gum comes to mind
monstercat_irl
toomeirlformeirl
whorecheese
Upvoted because of Mamrie Hart.
Gingertits90
The Obama one and Sonicare made me laugh super hard for some reason.
bufferkiller
Many laughs were found in this dump. Thank you, OP.
NerfHerder771
Except Judas killed himself before Jesus was even crucified.
IamnotGroot
Looked up Mongolian throat singing. In love
TheBigRedMachine2213
That "pen around the circumference" one gives way to a great threat. "I WILL CREATE A HEMISPHERE OF PAIN FOR YOU"
phoosh
How many Bic pens would it take to write a line around the Earth?
andiesex
The fonts used on the Dairy Queen banner...brb using eye wash station
SknnyWhteBtch
You had me at white people running in flip flops.
BIGBEN1989
That one about sonicare made me laugh then think about my childhood then it made me sad
theactualdeadpool
#57- is no one going to point out all the text and lack of pictures in that Naruto manga?
crashbandicooties
Boogie!!!!!
RandomMcdude
The answer to what is microphone is false the answer is what is love
Nickedy
I felt the need to pull up a playlist of Mongolian throat singing on spotify after reading this. Some of it is fairly interesting
Laylah77
More
ahammsamich
I think the last 2 are the best especially the snake
nothinggoingforme
These dumps make my dumps much more enjoyable
SmellTheFuck
Ditto!
HouseUchihasBastard
You do can't that
MisplacedCommas
*Clap clap clapclapclap*
CilantroGirl
I never make it in time.
LiveWire34
Don't dead open inside
gestaltist
Finally a dump where I didn't know 90% of the pics. OP, please comment below so I can upvote you more than once.
reiryo
My pleasure, good Sir.
AlliterationAlert
Judas hanged himself the day after he betrayed Jesus.
xMolotov
Too soon.
wouldyougiveitasecond
Spoilers!! Thanks a lot..
AlliterationAlert
Its only been 1,983 years
lastcanadian
This is why I come here. Thank you.
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
I'm telling you randomly that I am drunk, and on the toilet too long after I've poooed
JakHawk9OOO
I always wondered how they got out of their cubicles
memeseekoo
they're in water.
JakHawk9OOO
But they never swim though
tardmuffin
Tom hardy pre acting college paper
MyStrippernameisBubbles
Snoop Dogg is reading Naruto. "Yo Snoop who's your favorite character?" "My girl Konan. Always bringing the paper like I got you fam."
keyblader1985
That's one of the novels too. I wouldn't have seen any of that coming.
IratetheD
is that for real?
FuzzyCatCat
Don't think so, you can see it's a novel on the inside no pictures
technicolorgirls
I think the original is actually Lolita?
CaveCanem
That alone is enough for me to put my foot down and say "No, that's not Naruto."
corsika
Most of these are new to me. Continue.
LegendsOfRevenge
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Are you asking for more gay porn?
kidswat
New dump is good dump, please dump again
HeWentToJihads
Take a hot steamy dump right into usersub.
YourNeighbourRon
So I've been too concentrated looking at this dump that I didn't notice I have no toilet paper with me. #prayforme
EccentricNimoy
I want you to dump on my Oh! Wrong site again!
inconspicuouselephant
But on kidswat's chest.
fistermatic5000
This is getting interesting
kidswat
Bruh
reiryo
OP shall comply. (It's not like I can desist from posting them anyway)
ItsMeMello7
I'll take one extra large dump, please
Nyxish
i am pleased by this.
onlythewickedsurvive
I'm appaled by your disintellagence
vRazihel
Desist
thebestcanoftuna
go fuck a moose
actuallyagoose
flawless
TheFilmLife
http://imgur.com/1FdL63T The reason for all my anxiety...
BooRadleyLives
Brain: Say fuck! Say fuck! Say fuck, damn you!
Okiegoon
Read a quote one time about how "You can honestly do anything you want at any time". Truth, but scary af.
pancreas
Mine's more like "stab, stab, stab." probably because I work with knives all day. I may be a dangerous human being. in 10 years.
Soganox
I feel you, fellow crazy person.
sheriwallace123
That's me when I'm holding a drink. Like I could spill this all over the floor right now. >.<
bringingclawstoagunfight
Whenever I see scissors, my brain says, "You know you could cut all your hair off, wouldn't it be great?"
AbsolutelyBarbaricSarcasticBear
Weirdest think happened to me once: I was in the theatre seeing Zero Dark Thirty, and I had the strangest urge to just kick the dude in >>
AbsolutelyBarbaricSarcasticBear
front of me in the head. I've never had a stronger urge to do anything.
TheFilmLife
Every one of my job interviews. It's like I can do it, so I think about it, then I get nervous because I think I'm gonna hit the person...
TheFilmLife
Is there a name for this condition because how do I research "anxiety from ambiguous violent or inappropriate thoughts without provocation"?
CaveCanem
I googled your exact quoting and got mixed articles between OCD, PTSD, and simply "Intrusive Thoughts." So I shall coin OCTSITD.
memeseekoo
It is a part of OCD, intrusive uncontrollable thoughts that hinder your life. I just have the "Jump, just jump. ull b fine" in high places.
boogersweretasty
Everyone's replies to this make me feel better for my own intrusive thoughts, which usually involving stripping, shouting, and walking out.
TheRoyalOtter
I feel you. For years I hated handling kitchen knives cause I had the "you know you could just turn it against yourself? Stab your stomach!"
infernoinmyass
naa my brain tells me 'u know u could stab that person in front of you. don't worry we can go live on the streets they will never find us'.
VindictiveRidge
Not just me, then. It's like the human brain is a drunken frat asshole daring everyone to do stupid shit for no good reason.
Pinkishu
Apparently that's one reason why we survived though :p Or at least there was that theory, since neanderthals were more uh "sane", and didnt
Pinkishu
consider the impossible or something that seemed mad they died out. Where as humans sailed across the ocean, pretty mad thing to do
Pinkishu
especially as plenty of people probably went before and never came back.
Pokoko333
When im in a car my brain tell me to punch the face of the driver only to see "what his reaction will be like"
BushwoodCountryClub
Or when I'm driving and my brain tells me to see what would happen if I hit the next car head on
KelseyJay
"HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead."
ButterToads
Headcrab, apply directly to the forehead.
Somethingcuteorsomething
That last one...
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
LMAO
pancreas
Coming to bed?
WorkerLurker
My life seems a little bit different... I strive to leave the house all the time
somethingsithy
*crying and screaming internally*
Lankinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tq7luLwp1I
bittersweetmajesty
Métro, boulot, dodo!
Dargenium
Comments like these are what make me delve deeper into the dump after I already see (Load remaining 55 images)
iamayellowteapot
Too real
duelpersonality
I work in a compu-jail. This image spoke to me
illegalacorn
#65
Narushima
Thanks, I was going to do that. It's a repost, how surprising...
hotyoungchick
How did he get into that cubicle? Using the pole?
NamesJamesBitch
Its no surprise he looks miserable at work. He doesn't have a exit or doorway to leave.
LilClavicle
I wish I could sit in a cubicle. Manual labor my nigga. Shit.
Whompr
that second to last one though..
TEDwisdom
I've got a theory. You're just saying that a) because it's usually top comment on dumps and b) to make everyone load remaining. Am I right?
pancreas
...you do realize you can just make a #65 type Comment and be done with it, right? You're not that dumb, right? are you that dumb?
ReadOnlyMemories
I think so.. I'm getting sick of these "dumps".. :s
MoccaFixer
looked at 55 pictures because of your comment..
AsASymbol
same
Knivz
I will never be that again
SwoggitySwigWhatsUnderTheWig
How does he get out of that cubicle?
Begotten
He doesn't. Nobody does.
Jacana
He probably swims.
SpongebobQuotes
what are you some kind of wise guy?
HickLife
I know right? It left out the picture where I was on the toilet.
QuantumSupersexposition
#65
ChrisWEarly
bless
ActuallyKarl
On imgur
HickLife
Exactly