Apr 2, 2018 3:14 PM
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Itswhoahn
Gawd damnit Peggie’s!
catchySniper
I saw this KOTH meme a lot of times, but I just noticed that Boomhauer and Bill are absent in the first pic, and in the back seat in the 2nd
YuWntSumFuk
The username tho
Setlment
How is this game?
Lurkernomore86
Bill is not there in the first image, then he's in the second? Wtf?
ImpressiveVeryNice
we're approaching far cry 6
KCBeard
Wait, that's not Sheela!
highfiveskittens
Haven’t played the game but Into The Flames is one lit album my homies
Choppersmick
Sinner
JoelGeek
Where were Bill and Boomhauer in frame 1?
lochnessm0nster
Fucking peggys
Aingelproject667
If John was there, he would have just said "YES"
ElegantKitty
Fuck these posts and my poor as. ;w; maybe I can find someone to share their library with me...
ProfoundTaco
You're a peggie? That's a paddlin'
SaltyInternetPirate
Just finished killing the third boss. Only one left. Should be done before Easter (6th of April here in Eastern Europe).
It's only going to take so long because of all the side-missions I want to do before that one.
CaptainBlacklung
Just beat the game. Absolutely fantastic. "John was wrong, your sin is not wrath. You can't seem to swallow your pride."
"You go, and you take your friends, and you leave me my flock."
Drewdude
Did peggy join the PEGs?
Behemoth090
That ending destroyed me...
PerkyPervertedPet
I love the quick ending.
I actually felt bad about killing faith
kadaeux
I didn't. She was by far the most dangerous of the three "Lieutenants". John was the Charisma, Jacob was the Discipline, but Faith. 1/2
She was the seducer. The one to bring people into the fold, to turn them from vaguely interested into fanatic.
Ravenbreaker
I am enjoying the game so far. Only thing that kind of bugs me is that unlike FC4, your character doesnt talk...
Given that your character in 3 is a whiny little richboy shit, and in 4 he's a whiny little bitch I highly value the return to silence.
It reminds me of GTA3 and its like, Dont ask me any questions, because I apparently am a Mute.
acenorth69
Why are Bill and Boomhauer in the back on the last picture but they're not in the truck in the first picture?
taara001
Remember to bring a shovel
Or 2
SkepticalFriend
Or 9, they make great Spears!
Or 3
Or 9
Lance2773
Faiths territory is a bitch to many angels
Yea and also having the constant disembodied voices
Gonz000
First area I started on. Still doin it. It's a bitch, but also leads to hilarity. 9/10 would start there again
I started with John's area (south-west) and it does seem to be easier than Faith's region. Jacob's region is toughest.
I'd still smash
WaffleDestroyer
The bliss... those cut scenes..
itsPixie
All I could think was wtf do I look like right now to people not this mind fucked by drugs
I was more pissed about the hunting. Oh a bear! No that's a pronghorn. Oh a pronghorn! Fuck it's a wolverine!
It's extremely annoying when fishing. Angels and shit keep spawning directly behind you. Some times in front of you.
I watched a general goods vendor right next to me get mauled by a cougar while fishing. Cougar left me alone. Zero fucks given.
The good news is all this hallucination fuckery stops after you kill that Wicked Witch of the East.
alucardbitch11
Was in a bison area all I kept getting was bears, wolves, angels, and mirage bisons.
Or when I shoot one angel another spawns directly beside I, oh ffs
Yes Jesus yes and faiths flower teleportation bullshit teleports the bears in front of me
Satherian
Don't forget her just spinning around and humming while your in a fire-fight! Piss off lady!
Gayforbae
Just shoot her in the tits
Fuckin Faith hallucinations, shoot em and two angels appear, right while I'm trying to get an undetected bonus on my outpost. This bitch.
HoeBabies
Wolverines and turkeys scare the shit out of me
Dude what the fuck is wrong with those turkeys?!
They were the first animals that i encountered when i started the game, i thought killing 3 turkeys was easy, i died lmao
EdmondAlmond
Wild Turkeys are fucking shitty mean animals. Canada geese are too. Fuck those birds.
I love this game but clearing out the bunkers at the end of each territory sucks so much.
TheEntireScottishNavy
Yo dude, basic clear tactics: approach corners slowly, and use explosives to clear possible hiders. Make sure you are full on craft items
natwons
Just turn on full beast mode and bat them all into bliss.
ThatOneGuyFrom6thGrade
It forced me to stop my run-three-miles-away-and-shoot-them method, and get some shotgun kills. Good use of mechanics
This is my method. Stay two towns away and snipe everyone, THEN go in. A powerful Shotgun helps with bunkers though. And explosives.
rhilterbrant
Doors and corners kid. That's where they get you.
MadMikes
Also getting captured so many times just to fight your way out or be found passed out in the countryside is pretty annoying.
eagleandy93
Do you have flame weapons? If yes, toss a few around each corner. If no, go make some. Fire is how you clear bunkers
I've been tossing remote explosives like candy on Easter. Makes it go a bit faster.
supersixone
Excuse my ignorance, I have the game, what fire weapons? Like flamethrowers?
TheCanadian6197
You can equip incendiary rounds for a shotgun. As well as slugs. You need a black market perk, and you buy them in the item store section
Or Molotovs but I'm guessing the game doesn't have propagating fire does it? Like FC 2 had on the plains where a fire could spread 5-10 mins
It does.
Vertisce
Drives me crazy the people that keep calling the cult in FC5 "the good guys"...never thought rape, murder and torture made you good.
Arcanum3000
What psychopathic nutbars are saying the cult are "the good guys"?
TechKiddz
The asshats trying to make a justifiable “deep” reason for the shitty endings.
jharasym
I don't think they raped, Hurk said "Fornicating is against the rules" that's why he didn't join, even though he tried to.
undeadhobo
I mean, that's also not including the mind control and slavery part of the cult.
Also I don't remember the rape part...
Wasn't shown...just eluded to.
In all honesty, there are parts of those cut scenes and the speeches where I go "Holy shit this is seductive. It SOUNDS right." But then 1/2
I remember the bodies cut open and stuffed with leaves and used as target practice. The mutilations. The suspended bodies in black plastic
They definitely did their research on cult behaviour for FC5, it's almost terrifying how well the Peggies resemble actual cults in 1/2
behaviour and tone. As well as the three pronged approach (Seduction, Compulsion and Disciplinary Action) that most cults engage in.
I think that's the point, is how it becomes a grey area, especially with the ending. They're wrong, but what shade of wrong?
Yeah, but that's not what people are saying.
Mikanojo
Shade of wrong level: Entirely
SarminBandit
Okay. I got no money for it but i gotta know and this is a good time as any. How enjoyable is it?
oddmog
Not the worse game you've ever played but it's basically resident evil: the Americaning. Goes for a lot of shock value and can be repetitive
Well I do like RE games, if it's at least a little self aware like 3 was, I'm in
I'm really not a horror fan so I squirm a bit. It has it's moments which are really good piss takes but it also rings true a little much.
VeskaiTsumonit
If you like Ubisoft games, you'll like this one.
Ubisoft is probably the laziest company now. But hey, I'll still suck up every Assassin's creed game.
JesusOnACracker
How are they the laziest company their better than 80% of triple a studios.
Because they found one concept that worked and paste them over every game. Open world, tower climber, stealthy game
What are you talking about they have tons of other games. Rainbow six siege, for honor, grow home, journey, beyond good and evil. 1/2
itsjustabeaver
Y’all making me want to buy this game so much and IM BROKE
ltnoodles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNdV4pK7SEs I just make do with this guy
CommanderCaribou
I ended up getting ghost recon on sale instead since I too am poor.
Irishda
I'm waiting for God of War instead
My issue is my hard drive is full. I need another 2TB for just games
eepycatgirl69
Attack bear named cheeseburger. I believe I've made my case.
xrayx
I like that sneaky cougar named Peaches and that arrow shooting chick. Note: it’s an actual cougar, not the ‘old horny woman’ kind.
Dude Peaches is my favorite, by far.
It's really good. I've been spending far too much time hunting and fishing.
Its the best way to make money so far. And it's enjoyable stalking through all the hills looking for shit.
AsianDad
Out of my 30 hours playing the game I spend half of it fishing. Maybe I should fish irl and appreciate nature with my kids...
I thought the same thing. Then we went outside for Easter. I loathed being in the sun for every second. I'll go with video game outdoors.
I made the joke yesterday "In all my years of fishing in real life. This is the first time I've actually caught anything"
gingerjew06
Fly fishing is grand isn't it?
Koshunae
Back in my day I fished for crocodile with a bow and arrow
And beat off jaguar attacks, up hill in the snow.
With no shoes on!
yifin
Didn't read the title & thought this was about Alison mack.
ImgursLibertarian
Is that a spinoff of Alex Mack?
Thatradarguy
Both left a puddle
ActuallyAPirate
I thought it was bono
FriendlyGodlessHippie
Holy fuck that’s quite the story. Yikes.
madethistocommenttomakesure
don't know who alison mack is and thought you meant the pornstar.
Drek258
It may be crazy, but they remembered one thing to be successful...A recognisable brand.
Noob3rts
Her story is heartbreaking. Cults can do fucked up shit to people.
Samsquantch82
That's even better since NXIVM is a real cult. I read up on it the other day and it's bonkers.
dennydorko
Got any good links? I tried to look some stuff up about what I'd heard but couldn't find anything reliable or that gave the whole story.
DontLookBackInAnger
Same!
What the fuck happened to her? & supposedly Kreuk is involved too.
Also apparently Kreuk left the group before it got weird. So she says.
blackbenetavo
She may have left before it got sex-brandy but she was definitely around for when it was culty.
FlorbFnarb
Eh. I don't know that she left before it got weird, but it sounds like she left before it started allegedly involving underage girls.
It’s a long story. Shortened: She got involved in a cult, wound up partially in charge, she and leader started sex group with branding.
There’s a lot more details out there. Google Allison Mack in google news and check it out.
TagAlongMan
Dontlookbackinanger the imgur news wrangler +1
robotnixon13
WHAT a great game
Mizuha112
What game?
StarrryNight
So thrilled that I get to beat right wing American bible bashing gun loving lunatics to death with a lead pipe.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Yeah! It's exactly like all the other ubisoft games!
OliverKlozov
The endings pissed me off. I wanted to be the good guy :(
Teasaurus
For some reason this sounds like a question...
dkizzll
hesbeginningtobelieve
I just got it yesterday and i gotta say I’m loving it :)
If you like fishing for money, you gotta go to Master Baits. Best bait shop in hope county, plus there's a sweet Wonderboy rod there.
Haven’t fished yet but thanks for the tip!
PicsOrItDidntHappen7
HWHAT*
nthoftype
I'm obsessed.
chaoslordjiro
Fun game, story is ass. And I want to slap whatever idiot thought the constant kidnappings were a good idea.
MattMcC980
Or let's kidnap them see how they like it
pretzelwagon
Finally got this location... Oh fuck the bliss bullets
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
It always captures me when im about to talk to someone for a prepper location or start a quest so fucking annoying. Great game so far though
mcbotulism
I like the story overall, but yeah, the frequent kidnappings can fuck right the fuck off. As well as the frequency of the animal attacks.
IchWillSchlafen
the writing and story are ass though. and not the good kind of ass. i barely remember anything about the characters, good or bad.
TotalCuntrol
As with most of Ubisoft's games, I find their stories mostly forgettable, Assassin's Creed included. Ubi doesn't excel in story telling IMO
freezingpilot
It's an ubisoft openworld game. They follow a formula and crank out pretty games with almost zero depth.
seaner7633
I’ve heard of the FC games but never played. Can one pickup FC5 and carry on without knowing the story(ies) of 1-4?
badmanpuntbaxter
Hate to be über nerd, but while they are each a contained story, a lot of side characters were introduced in earlier games.
I thought the only one was hurk, who was in 3-5?
Yeah, I think a few others. I played the shit outta 3, didn't shine to 4 so dropped it pretty quick. Data from me is incomplete
Oh and CIA asshole willis
Adder719
Each fc game (as far as i know) has their own individual stories, you wouldn't be missing anything
CleverViking
If anything it's better picking up FC5 without having played the others as the gameplay is quite similiar, so it will feel fresh to you.
ificouldbeaturtleiwouldbe
Yes each game is stand alone, however I suggest starting with Fc3 instead of 5.
PoliteButFactualCanadian
Far Cry 3 is fantastic and has a great story. Highly reccomend.
I don't. Out of all video game protagonists in the Genre the little bitch you play is the one I WANT to die the most.
ibespacejockey
Loved open world games because of far cry 3, used to listen to the music and drive near the rivers and kill animals and shiet,man was it fun
Stuart21
Yes each game has its own storyline
ash96GiraffeMonster
With some common characters like Willis
And hurk!!
FC2 is the best, it's worth playing. FC: Blood Dragon is next on the list. FC3/4/5 have all seemed somewhat forgettable.
It's not that FC3/4/5 are bad games, they just didn't capture me in the story/theme like FC2 did. They are all fun games to play though.
Except FarCry Primal. Don't bother. Whoever thought farcry without guns would be a good idea...
sauciergymnast
Your choice to pick 2 as the best one is the correct choice.
Lols, looking at all the downvotes/upvotes it would seem the FC community is really split. But yeah, 2 was the best.
AnotherSemanticArgument
Blood Dragon is AMAZEBALLS. And like $5 often too. It's like Farcry, minus the dumb story, plus a SUPER DUMB 80s story. oh I love it so.
I wasn't fully convinced until I played the tutorial.
Just thinking about that tutorial makes me giggle
I enjoyed FC3 more then FC2.
I didn't myself, the protagonist was way too much of a douche, and I hated the white saviour narrative. By way of contrast:
FC2 let you choose your protagonist, and everything was just a shade of grey. The immersion of the interface was a high point as well.
I found the story more engaging, the bad guys were legit bad and the crafting system was super fun.
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Fuck that ending tho
One of those where you sir back and just go...
I mean, it was a far cry ending. Not a happy one.
MarkRavingMad
I dunno. I kinda liked it. This series loves dark endings. We shoulda known it was gonna go bad...but man they WENT for it.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
I loved the ending.
anubis4567
Yea, I didn't think it was that bad. Also not getting why everyone was surprised? Were the cult's nuclear silos not a big enough hint?
They were decommed. The nukes came from the dprk presumably
nagol129
Radio also plays newscasts talking of North Korea and nuclear war, and Joseph mentions all politicians and corporations being gone.
Watch the 2010 movie Buried.
Have seen it already. Didn't care much for it
That ending tho.
Mithos56
Ending is shit. Not like "make you think shit" or "what a tweet shit", just shit.
I finished it a week ago, and it still pops into my head and gets me in trouble for yelling "fuck" in the middle of class
cozzo4
I dunno I liked the ending with the nukes that was pretty fuckin unexpected
It was allyded too with alotof the background d dialogand radio news updates but it was really fucking subtle.
justvenomcake
Unexpected, but dissatisfying at the same time.
[deleted]
I did Faith, John, Jacob, so for all you future players, don't do it in that order
thingy237
Whoops
Lamplord
I did John, Faith, Jacob and I think I got the same shit ending.
AchillesMight
Jacob, John, Faith. Still a total shit ending.
From Ray's playthrough on YT: My theory is that the Resist Ending is actually a bliss induced Hallucination. We see him dumb gallons of (1)
the stuff when the fight begins but it all conveniently disappears right before the big reveal. Also notice how the flag in Dutch’s (2)
bunker is changed to the Cults even though there is no way Joseph was carrying one or had the time to find one. Finally you can play the (3)
game afterward if you do the resist ending, which just brings you into the game like nothing crazy just happened. But if you mouse over (4)
shipshipsandships
Based on the comments: is it like a mass effect 3 ending? No matter what you do you die?
HowAboutThatUpdog
There are multiple endings
bashya
no its just lame. idk i honestly thought the whole story was lame. great gameplay, but lame story
Worse
That's quite an accomplishment.
FayeInMay
*spoiler* You die, your friends get killed and the whole town you just saved gets nuked :)
This may be asking too much but can you give me a light-on-spoilers reason you thought it sucked? I’ve heard it a lot and I’m on the fence
It's dark. very, very dark. I liked it, but I can see why some people wouldn't.
sorrycannotbraintoday
I've heard that, to put it lightly, no matter what you do, you lose. Haven't played it yet
Fucking spot on...
You even did it in a Winnie the Pooh gif? You get ten upvotes.
TallGuyWithAHoodie
No matterr what you do, bad guy wins, you lose. He gets his way, all your friends die. The end.
Unless you just don’t arrest him. Then everything is hunky dory!
aegis27
If by hunky dory, you mean a certified lunatic gets to continue to kidnap, torture and brainwash civilians at will, I guess.
Itswhoahn
Gawd damnit Peggie’s!
catchySniper
I saw this KOTH meme a lot of times, but I just noticed that Boomhauer and Bill are absent in the first pic, and in the back seat in the 2nd
YuWntSumFuk
The username tho
Setlment
How is this game?
Lurkernomore86
Bill is not there in the first image, then he's in the second? Wtf?
ImpressiveVeryNice
we're approaching far cry 6
KCBeard
Wait, that's not Sheela!
highfiveskittens
Haven’t played the game but Into The Flames is one lit album my homies
Choppersmick
Sinner
JoelGeek
Where were Bill and Boomhauer in frame 1?
lochnessm0nster
Fucking peggys
Aingelproject667
If John was there, he would have just said "YES"
ElegantKitty
Fuck these posts and my poor as. ;w; maybe I can find someone to share their library with me...
ProfoundTaco
You're a peggie? That's a paddlin'
SaltyInternetPirate
Just finished killing the third boss. Only one left. Should be done before Easter (6th of April here in Eastern Europe).
SaltyInternetPirate
It's only going to take so long because of all the side-missions I want to do before that one.
CaptainBlacklung
Just beat the game. Absolutely fantastic. "John was wrong, your sin is not wrath. You can't seem to swallow your pride."
CaptainBlacklung
"You go, and you take your friends, and you leave me my flock."
Drewdude
Did peggy join the PEGs?
Behemoth090
That ending destroyed me...
PerkyPervertedPet
I love the quick ending.
lochnessm0nster
I actually felt bad about killing faith
kadaeux
I didn't. She was by far the most dangerous of the three "Lieutenants". John was the Charisma, Jacob was the Discipline, but Faith. 1/2
kadaeux
She was the seducer. The one to bring people into the fold, to turn them from vaguely interested into fanatic.
Ravenbreaker
I am enjoying the game so far. Only thing that kind of bugs me is that unlike FC4, your character doesnt talk...
kadaeux
Given that your character in 3 is a whiny little richboy shit, and in 4 he's a whiny little bitch I highly value the return to silence.
Ravenbreaker
It reminds me of GTA3 and its like, Dont ask me any questions, because I apparently am a Mute.
acenorth69
Why are Bill and Boomhauer in the back on the last picture but they're not in the truck in the first picture?
taara001
Remember to bring a shovel
taara001
Or 2
SkepticalFriend
Or 9, they make great Spears!
taara001
Or 3
taara001
Or 9
Lance2773
Faiths territory is a bitch to many angels
lochnessm0nster
Yea and also having the constant disembodied voices
Gonz000
First area I started on. Still doin it. It's a bitch, but also leads to hilarity. 9/10 would start there again
SaltyInternetPirate
I started with John's area (south-west) and it does seem to be easier than Faith's region. Jacob's region is toughest.
Lance2773
I'd still smash
WaffleDestroyer
The bliss... those cut scenes..
itsPixie
All I could think was wtf do I look like right now to people not this mind fucked by drugs
itsPixie
I was more pissed about the hunting. Oh a bear! No that's a pronghorn. Oh a pronghorn! Fuck it's a wolverine!
SaltyInternetPirate
It's extremely annoying when fishing. Angels and shit keep spawning directly behind you. Some times in front of you.
itsPixie
I watched a general goods vendor right next to me get mauled by a cougar while fishing. Cougar left me alone. Zero fucks given.
SaltyInternetPirate
The good news is all this hallucination fuckery stops after you kill that Wicked Witch of the East.
alucardbitch11
Was in a bison area all I kept getting was bears, wolves, angels, and mirage bisons.
itsPixie
Or when I shoot one angel another spawns directly beside I, oh ffs
Lance2773
Yes Jesus yes and faiths flower teleportation bullshit teleports the bears in front of me
Satherian
Don't forget her just spinning around and humming while your in a fire-fight! Piss off lady!
Gayforbae
Just shoot her in the tits
itsPixie
Fuckin Faith hallucinations, shoot em and two angels appear, right while I'm trying to get an undetected bonus on my outpost. This bitch.
HoeBabies
Wolverines and turkeys scare the shit out of me
itsPixie
Dude what the fuck is wrong with those turkeys?!
HoeBabies
They were the first animals that i encountered when i started the game, i thought killing 3 turkeys was easy, i died lmao
EdmondAlmond
Wild Turkeys are fucking shitty mean animals. Canada geese are too. Fuck those birds.
itsPixie
I love this game but clearing out the bunkers at the end of each territory sucks so much.
TheEntireScottishNavy
Yo dude, basic clear tactics: approach corners slowly, and use explosives to clear possible hiders. Make sure you are full on craft items
natwons
Just turn on full beast mode and bat them all into bliss.
ThatOneGuyFrom6thGrade
It forced me to stop my run-three-miles-away-and-shoot-them method, and get some shotgun kills. Good use of mechanics
itsPixie
This is my method. Stay two towns away and snipe everyone, THEN go in. A powerful Shotgun helps with bunkers though. And explosives.
rhilterbrant
Doors and corners kid. That's where they get you.
MadMikes
Also getting captured so many times just to fight your way out or be found passed out in the countryside is pretty annoying.
eagleandy93
Do you have flame weapons? If yes, toss a few around each corner. If no, go make some. Fire is how you clear bunkers
itsPixie
I've been tossing remote explosives like candy on Easter. Makes it go a bit faster.
supersixone
Excuse my ignorance, I have the game, what fire weapons? Like flamethrowers?
TheCanadian6197
You can equip incendiary rounds for a shotgun. As well as slugs. You need a black market perk, and you buy them in the item store section
eagleandy93
Or Molotovs but I'm guessing the game doesn't have propagating fire does it? Like FC 2 had on the plains where a fire could spread 5-10 mins
Gayforbae
It does.
Vertisce
Drives me crazy the people that keep calling the cult in FC5 "the good guys"...never thought rape, murder and torture made you good.
Arcanum3000
What psychopathic nutbars are saying the cult are "the good guys"?
TechKiddz
The asshats trying to make a justifiable “deep” reason for the shitty endings.
jharasym
I don't think they raped, Hurk said "Fornicating is against the rules" that's why he didn't join, even though he tried to.
undeadhobo
I mean, that's also not including the mind control and slavery part of the cult.
Gayforbae
Also I don't remember the rape part...
Vertisce
Wasn't shown...just eluded to.
TheEntireScottishNavy
In all honesty, there are parts of those cut scenes and the speeches where I go "Holy shit this is seductive. It SOUNDS right." But then 1/2
TheEntireScottishNavy
I remember the bodies cut open and stuffed with leaves and used as target practice. The mutilations. The suspended bodies in black plastic
kadaeux
They definitely did their research on cult behaviour for FC5, it's almost terrifying how well the Peggies resemble actual cults in 1/2
kadaeux
behaviour and tone. As well as the three pronged approach (Seduction, Compulsion and Disciplinary Action) that most cults engage in.
Gayforbae
I think that's the point, is how it becomes a grey area, especially with the ending. They're wrong, but what shade of wrong?
Vertisce
Yeah, but that's not what people are saying.
Mikanojo
Shade of wrong level: Entirely
SarminBandit
Okay. I got no money for it but i gotta know and this is a good time as any. How enjoyable is it?
oddmog
Not the worse game you've ever played but it's basically resident evil: the Americaning. Goes for a lot of shock value and can be repetitive
SarminBandit
Well I do like RE games, if it's at least a little self aware like 3 was, I'm in
oddmog
I'm really not a horror fan so I squirm a bit. It has it's moments which are really good piss takes but it also rings true a little much.
VeskaiTsumonit
If you like Ubisoft games, you'll like this one.
SarminBandit
Ubisoft is probably the laziest company now. But hey, I'll still suck up every Assassin's creed game.
JesusOnACracker
How are they the laziest company their better than 80% of triple a studios.
SarminBandit
Because they found one concept that worked and paste them over every game. Open world, tower climber, stealthy game
JesusOnACracker
What are you talking about they have tons of other games. Rainbow six siege, for honor, grow home, journey, beyond good and evil. 1/2
itsjustabeaver
Y’all making me want to buy this game so much and IM BROKE
ltnoodles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNdV4pK7SEs I just make do with this guy
CommanderCaribou
I ended up getting ghost recon on sale instead since I too am poor.
Irishda
I'm waiting for God of War instead
eagleandy93
My issue is my hard drive is full. I need another 2TB for just games
eepycatgirl69
Attack bear named cheeseburger. I believe I've made my case.
xrayx
I like that sneaky cougar named Peaches and that arrow shooting chick. Note: it’s an actual cougar, not the ‘old horny woman’ kind.
itsPixie
Dude Peaches is my favorite, by far.
xrayx
itsPixie
It's really good. I've been spending far too much time hunting and fishing.
Ravenbreaker
Its the best way to make money so far. And it's enjoyable stalking through all the hills looking for shit.
AsianDad
Out of my 30 hours playing the game I spend half of it fishing. Maybe I should fish irl and appreciate nature with my kids...
itsPixie
I thought the same thing. Then we went outside for Easter. I loathed being in the sun for every second. I'll go with video game outdoors.
Ravenbreaker
I made the joke yesterday "In all my years of fishing in real life. This is the first time I've actually caught anything"
gingerjew06
Fly fishing is grand isn't it?
Koshunae
Back in my day I fished for crocodile with a bow and arrow
gingerjew06
And beat off jaguar attacks, up hill in the snow.
itsPixie
With no shoes on!
yifin
Didn't read the title & thought this was about Alison mack.
ImgursLibertarian
Is that a spinoff of Alex Mack?
Thatradarguy
Both left a puddle
ActuallyAPirate
I thought it was bono
FriendlyGodlessHippie
Holy fuck that’s quite the story. Yikes.
madethistocommenttomakesure
don't know who alison mack is and thought you meant the pornstar.
Drek258
It may be crazy, but they remembered one thing to be successful...A recognisable brand.
Noob3rts
Her story is heartbreaking. Cults can do fucked up shit to people.
Samsquantch82
That's even better since NXIVM is a real cult. I read up on it the other day and it's bonkers.
dennydorko
Got any good links? I tried to look some stuff up about what I'd heard but couldn't find anything reliable or that gave the whole story.
DontLookBackInAnger
Same!
yifin
What the fuck happened to her? & supposedly Kreuk is involved too.
DontLookBackInAnger
Also apparently Kreuk left the group before it got weird. So she says.
blackbenetavo
She may have left before it got sex-brandy but she was definitely around for when it was culty.
FlorbFnarb
Eh. I don't know that she left before it got weird, but it sounds like she left before it started allegedly involving underage girls.
DontLookBackInAnger
It’s a long story. Shortened: She got involved in a cult, wound up partially in charge, she and leader started sex group with branding.
DontLookBackInAnger
There’s a lot more details out there. Google Allison Mack in google news and check it out.
TagAlongMan
Dontlookbackinanger the imgur news wrangler +1
robotnixon13
WHAT a great game
Mizuha112
What game?
StarrryNight
So thrilled that I get to beat right wing American bible bashing gun loving lunatics to death with a lead pipe.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Yeah! It's exactly like all the other ubisoft games!
OliverKlozov
The endings pissed me off. I wanted to be the good guy :(
Teasaurus
For some reason this sounds like a question...
dkizzll
hesbeginningtobelieve
I just got it yesterday and i gotta say I’m loving it :)
SkepticalFriend
If you like fishing for money, you gotta go to Master Baits. Best bait shop in hope county, plus there's a sweet Wonderboy rod there.
hesbeginningtobelieve
Haven’t fished yet but thanks for the tip!
PicsOrItDidntHappen7
HWHAT*
nthoftype
I'm obsessed.
chaoslordjiro
Fun game, story is ass. And I want to slap whatever idiot thought the constant kidnappings were a good idea.
MattMcC980
Or let's kidnap them see how they like it
pretzelwagon
Finally got this location... Oh fuck the bliss bullets
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
It always captures me when im about to talk to someone for a prepper location or start a quest so fucking annoying. Great game so far though
mcbotulism
I like the story overall, but yeah, the frequent kidnappings can fuck right the fuck off. As well as the frequency of the animal attacks.
IchWillSchlafen
the writing and story are ass though. and not the good kind of ass. i barely remember anything about the characters, good or bad.
TotalCuntrol
As with most of Ubisoft's games, I find their stories mostly forgettable, Assassin's Creed included. Ubi doesn't excel in story telling IMO
freezingpilot
It's an ubisoft openworld game. They follow a formula and crank out pretty games with almost zero depth.
seaner7633
I’ve heard of the FC games but never played. Can one pickup FC5 and carry on without knowing the story(ies) of 1-4?
badmanpuntbaxter
Hate to be über nerd, but while they are each a contained story, a lot of side characters were introduced in earlier games.
Gayforbae
I thought the only one was hurk, who was in 3-5?
badmanpuntbaxter
Yeah, I think a few others. I played the shit outta 3, didn't shine to 4 so dropped it pretty quick. Data from me is incomplete
Gayforbae
Oh and CIA asshole willis
Adder719
Each fc game (as far as i know) has their own individual stories, you wouldn't be missing anything
CleverViking
If anything it's better picking up FC5 without having played the others as the gameplay is quite similiar, so it will feel fresh to you.
ificouldbeaturtleiwouldbe
Yes each game is stand alone, however I suggest starting with Fc3 instead of 5.
PoliteButFactualCanadian
Far Cry 3 is fantastic and has a great story. Highly reccomend.
kadaeux
I don't. Out of all video game protagonists in the Genre the little bitch you play is the one I WANT to die the most.
ibespacejockey
Loved open world games because of far cry 3, used to listen to the music and drive near the rivers and kill animals and shiet,man was it fun
Stuart21
Yes each game has its own storyline
ash96GiraffeMonster
With some common characters like Willis
Stuart21
And hurk!!
freezingpilot
FC2 is the best, it's worth playing. FC: Blood Dragon is next on the list. FC3/4/5 have all seemed somewhat forgettable.
freezingpilot
It's not that FC3/4/5 are bad games, they just didn't capture me in the story/theme like FC2 did. They are all fun games to play though.
freezingpilot
Except FarCry Primal. Don't bother. Whoever thought farcry without guns would be a good idea...
sauciergymnast
Your choice to pick 2 as the best one is the correct choice.
freezingpilot
Lols, looking at all the downvotes/upvotes it would seem the FC community is really split. But yeah, 2 was the best.
AnotherSemanticArgument
Blood Dragon is AMAZEBALLS. And like $5 often too. It's like Farcry, minus the dumb story, plus a SUPER DUMB 80s story. oh I love it so.
freezingpilot
I wasn't fully convinced until I played the tutorial.
AnotherSemanticArgument
Just thinking about that tutorial makes me giggle
PoliteButFactualCanadian
I enjoyed FC3 more then FC2.
freezingpilot
I didn't myself, the protagonist was way too much of a douche, and I hated the white saviour narrative. By way of contrast:
freezingpilot
FC2 let you choose your protagonist, and everything was just a shade of grey. The immersion of the interface was a high point as well.
PoliteButFactualCanadian
I found the story more engaging, the bad guys were legit bad and the crafting system was super fun.
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Fuck that ending tho
Gayforbae
One of those where you sir back and just go...
robotnixon13
I mean, it was a far cry ending. Not a happy one.
MarkRavingMad
I dunno. I kinda liked it. This series loves dark endings. We shoulda known it was gonna go bad...but man they WENT for it.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
I loved the ending.
anubis4567
Yea, I didn't think it was that bad. Also not getting why everyone was surprised? Were the cult's nuclear silos not a big enough hint?
Gayforbae
They were decommed. The nukes came from the dprk presumably
nagol129
Radio also plays newscasts talking of North Korea and nuclear war, and Joseph mentions all politicians and corporations being gone.
xrayx
Watch the 2010 movie Buried.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Have seen it already. Didn't care much for it
xrayx
That ending tho.
Mithos56
Ending is shit. Not like "make you think shit" or "what a tweet shit", just shit.
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
I finished it a week ago, and it still pops into my head and gets me in trouble for yelling "fuck" in the middle of class
cozzo4
I dunno I liked the ending with the nukes that was pretty fuckin unexpected
Gayforbae
It was allyded too with alotof the background d dialogand radio news updates but it was really fucking subtle.
justvenomcake
Unexpected, but dissatisfying at the same time.
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PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
I did Faith, John, Jacob, so for all you future players, don't do it in that order
thingy237
Whoops
Lamplord
I did John, Faith, Jacob and I think I got the same shit ending.
AchillesMight
Jacob, John, Faith. Still a total shit ending.
Satherian
From Ray's playthrough on YT: My theory is that the Resist Ending is actually a bliss induced Hallucination. We see him dumb gallons of (1)
Satherian
the stuff when the fight begins but it all conveniently disappears right before the big reveal. Also notice how the flag in Dutch’s (2)
Satherian
bunker is changed to the Cults even though there is no way Joseph was carrying one or had the time to find one. Finally you can play the (3)
Satherian
game afterward if you do the resist ending, which just brings you into the game like nothing crazy just happened. But if you mouse over (4)
shipshipsandships
Based on the comments: is it like a mass effect 3 ending? No matter what you do you die?
HowAboutThatUpdog
There are multiple endings
bashya
no its just lame. idk i honestly thought the whole story was lame. great gameplay, but lame story
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Worse
shipshipsandships
That's quite an accomplishment.
FayeInMay
*spoiler* You die, your friends get killed and the whole town you just saved gets nuked :)
FriendlyGodlessHippie
This may be asking too much but can you give me a light-on-spoilers reason you thought it sucked? I’ve heard it a lot and I’m on the fence
MarkRavingMad
It's dark. very, very dark. I liked it, but I can see why some people wouldn't.
sorrycannotbraintoday
I've heard that, to put it lightly, no matter what you do, you lose. Haven't played it yet
justvenomcake
Gayforbae
Fucking spot on...
FriendlyGodlessHippie
You even did it in a Winnie the Pooh gif? You get ten upvotes.
TallGuyWithAHoodie
No matterr what you do, bad guy wins, you lose. He gets his way, all your friends die. The end.
FriendlyGodlessHippie
Unless you just don’t arrest him. Then everything is hunky dory!
aegis27
If by hunky dory, you mean a certified lunatic gets to continue to kidnap, torture and brainwash civilians at will, I guess.