Christian The Lion

Nov 16, 2015 2:58 PM

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Good friends of a lion. [gifv]

Animals are the best sort of people

Someone needs to put up the one when Roger from american dad did the same thing with a coyote.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, this was the last time they ever saw him.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Downvoted for that bullshit slow text. Actually left the page and came back to downvote without reading. Bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Onions. Every damn time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's cutting onions? This fucking movie...everytime.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

"Hey guys! Holy cow it's been so long! How the heck are ya? I got my own pride now! Gosh it's just so great to see ya! Come here!" - lion

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Whoever decided that text was a good idea needs to get kicked in the cornea.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch the documentary on YouTube and I swear to god you won't cry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good danger kitty.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gets me everytime

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I remember correctly they went back a few years later but he didn't recognise them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: he actually ended up getting shot by hunters.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel slightly relevant.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched and read everything about this and other lions like Elsa so sad and beautiful.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beautiful

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His face when he first sees them looks like "no fucking way"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wonder if they had to run for their lives from lions they mistook for theirs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He had to have been a little nervous when that lion was running towards him though. "Oops, wrong one"

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

On the upside, he wouldn't have had to worry about trying to live it down...

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Best youtube video ever. There is a whole documentary on torrentz

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DADDY! DADDYDADDYDADDYDADDY

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know vicars still existed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't care how many times i see this there's is always a split second where i think the lion will bite his face off.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[sees title] "Oh nononono, we're not doing this again, nope" [clicks next]

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gets me everytime.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sources: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b">xO-C2IzE">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btuxO-C2IzE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl1y9IOHof8

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the much easier to watch video. The second video gives me some complicated feeling but great to know he lives well.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Hadn't seen that second one before.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is the part they shoot the mindless beast? As an American dentist I am confused.

10 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 7

Oh boy, how did you ever pass your dentist exams? First you have to lure the lion out of town, then you go mental.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No no. No. Then you go dental!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

OUT!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Drop the mic

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this post for the one person on earth that hasnt seen this?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

I've not seen it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually hadn't seen this. Clearly three hours a day on imgur isn't enough.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hadn't seen it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hadn't seen it. Never assume everyone has seen the whole internet.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

WHYYYYYY is everyone so goddamned cynical on this site my godddddddd. DOES IT HURT YOU TO SMILE.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anybody. Else. Feel. Like. This. Was. Hard. To. Under. Stand. With. How. Slow. The. Text. App. Ear. Ed.

10 years ago | Likes 788 Dislikes 5

I read this like Stevie from Malcolm in the middle

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes -1

I gave up on the second picture. I really wanted to read it too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I honestly think this was the first youtube video I ever saw.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You. Are. Not. Alone.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if you sub-vocalized.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I. Have. No. Idea. What. You. Are. Talking. About.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It. Seems. The. 1970s. Had. A. Low. Opinion. Of. People's. Reading. Ability.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then with the awkward breaks I thought gifs stopped before they were done.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y. E. S.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Y. O. U. H. A. V. E. N. O. F. U. C. K. I. N. G. I. D. E. A.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i'm out of breath reading your comment in my head

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I am out of breath right now but for an entirely different reason

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had no patience for it and simply downvoted it. I'm not sorry.

10 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 5

Hi. Not. Sorry. I'm. Not. Dad.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

http://imgur.com/otYtaKM

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Annoying

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know, from a historical stand point, name a lion Christian is like naming a human sandwich.

10 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

Well, your not wrong

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

So, pretty hilarious?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Well, not historically so much as "story"ically. The whole "Christians in the stadium" thing came from strictures/lies told after the fact.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

But the sandwich was named after a person, the Earl of Sandwich...

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean one dude was named Ham

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean mythical standpoint. There are absolutely no records of Christians being fed to lions. Even more, there are zero records of 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Not sure why that's downvoted when it's true.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure why that's downvoted when it's true.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 Christians being executed in the Colosseum at all, by whatever method.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Perhaps not lions, but they were fed to other animals: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnatio_ad_bestias#Ancient_Rome

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And since LIONS are the only relevant beast here, I don't know why you even made a comment.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you'd bothered to read that page, you'd have spotted this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnatio_ad_bestias#Execution_of_Christians

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't reach that since the paragraph seemed general enough. So wait - Christians _were_ guilty of the highest crimes. How were ~

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"[Tertullian] states that the general public blamed Christians for any general misfortune and after natural disasters would cry 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Away with them to the lions!" This is the only reference from contemporaries mentioning Christians being thrown specifically to lions."2/2

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