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DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
In the words of George Carlin, paraphrased of course, "war is just a demonstration of insecure men waving their pricks around."
WulfgangKeiser
one of them is most likely to just chill as the others throw hissy fits
Mordy9
By the order of Peaking fking Blinders
Pentjotal
Russia win by having everybody loose
iplaypiano
WristDeepInaBook
ThunderRunner19
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
We should put them all in a UFC cage and let them have a go at each other
FuriousBakedPotato
Would take Putin bout 10 secs
T0go
this is the great gift of nuclear weapons. in the past we'd already be fighting for these idiots, but now they can get vaporized on day one
Selwynn
America is asshole. Why don’t people say that? What’s with the double standard?
FuriousBakedPotato
Most of the people here are Americans. Figures.
Iton
Iraq just asked US to leave the country
FuriousBakedPotato
I'd be shocked if US actually does.
Zeddicuszull
Republicans shocked that Iraq is mad at us for bombing their civilians and airports without their consent. Just a total shock that is.
NoFather
But Putin, Trump, and Jong Ill are buddies. Trump thought Ill was going to send us a beautiful vase instead of starting a nuclear program.
acepup
Dictator's chess: where the pawns are real people and the board is splattered with blood. Strategic genius or psychopathic playground?
cuddlesdotgif
Am I the only one who thinks it’s hilarious that Michael is Putin here? Yeah? Just me? That’s ok.
Gundarian
Where is China?
ArtSmarse
Trying to stifle laughter.
Djkb6718
Let them all fight each other and leave their citizens out of it. Trial by combat you slimy fucks!
kllr007
Trial by combat.
HistoryMajor
Kim Jong: "I was told there'd be snacks"
FuriousBakedPotato
Turns out he was the snack
HK47Statement
MexicanTrainer
Did you see Kim's hand?
koboshi
He ends up slapping the Iranian guy, not gonna help us right now.
IStoleThisIdea
i blame continuous war mongering american administration. since Vietnam they're doing their thing. peace was never an option.
FuriousBakedPotato
America ran out of destinies to manifest so now they tryna create more
BaddyOneShoe
Trump is so far out of his league.These guys have been playing the long game for decades. Trump would struggle with tic-tac-toe and a 5 y.o.
Conser1
Except Kimmy.
BaddyOneShoe
His dynasty has been in power since 1948 and he has the backing of Russia and China. And one of the largest armies on earth.
BaddyOneShoe
I am NOT saying these are good guys, just that there are complex reasons why we haven't "taken them out" Rambo style.
mofisan
Breaking news: World leaders play global chess while regular folks just want Netflix, pizza, and a nap. Diplomacy: where ego meets boredom, and everyone pretends they know what they're doing.
camburglar
Just a casual reminder that the US military has been proven to falsify reports and straight up lie to get support for its war efforts.
Rodenbeard
Fully expecting they misplaced those plans for "immediate attacks" from Iran with the evidence of Saddam's WMDs
FuriousBakedPotato
I'm SHOCKED.
nymmlbfan
I’m sorry but if you mess with American lives you’re gonna get a punch back. Don’t mess with us and we won’t mess with you
JokerVonDoloh
Replace "Iranian" for "American", and that's the Iran's stance, which is completely outrageous and unacceptable, y'know.
FuriousBakedPotato
*literally the whole world* HAHAHAHAHA... Not true.
Rodenbeard
Read a fucking book
nymmlbfan
So if American lives get messed with. Do we just stand around and let it keep happening??
Rodenbeard
So if Iranian lives get messed with. Do they just stand around and let it keep happening??
nymmlbfan
You do realized they attacked first???
fantasticlight
Iraq just passed a vote to remove all US military from Iraq. Get out America.
LetAllYourAngerOutOnMeIDontBite
non-binding vote. they ain't going anywhere.
fantasticlight
It's meaningful, much like Congress condemning China over HK. Everyone loved that on imgur.
fantasticlight
They don't like the US just randomly bombing on Iraqi soil without permission.
HonestCommentFarmer
More like, while glad someone touched the Third Rail of Iranian politics, doesn't want to be associating with the guy who did.
fantasticlight
Suleimani was in Iraq to deliver a response to Iraq about a Saudi offer to de-escalate. It was literally a peace mission.
fantasticlight
Iraq were basically mediators and that's why their statement has been so strong against the attack.
HonestCommentFarmer
Lest they get electrocuted as well.
lesliebugs
Where y'all been for the last few months that Iranian-led militias in Iraq have been bombing us? Why is it only a problem when we hit back?
Rodenbeard
Its a problem when you kill a high ranking government official in a third party nation with little to no oversight or prior consideration 1/
Rodenbeard
at a time when tensions are already high due to you ripping up a functional deal with said nation, then threatening to commit war crimes 2/
Rodenbeard
if they resist your strikes, an act that would almost certainly lead to a war that would kill hundreds of thousands. Go fuck yourself.
lesliebugs
He was in Iraq against the UN's travel sanctions to lead the militia that attacked our embassy after months of the same militia's attacks.
DenaliRaven
Wait a minute don’t be using facts and logic in here
Rodenbeard
Yes, scapegoat and strawman as much as possible to act like there are only two options in any scenario
Decitron
Lets get all those dudes on a ship in the middle of the ocean, give them each a knife, & never come back for Putin after he kills the others
malekdeneith
Give them A knife. No need to waste more metal than necessary.
kingbudo101
i was gonna say, Putin, an Ex KGB operative and martial artist, would easily takeout those three unarmed.
severous96
You know Putin wares pink pantied,dony you?
IStoleThisIdea
sooo, pink panties means he's less masculine or what?
HonestCommentFarmer
And soy turns you into a lily-livered feminine nancy-boy, complete with all of the bizarre misogyny that accompanies that outlook.
wolmerx
Also put Scott Morrison there but don't give him a knife
Gremlynn4023
Putin may be an authoritarian dictator, but he is also an undeniably charismatic badass motherfucker.
Decitron
However capable he may be, evil shitlords can't be badass, even if he didn't use state media propaganda to exaggerate his abilities.
secondgoaround
Why don’t presidents fight the war, why do they always send the poor?
persopolis
Khamenei only has one working arm! But he might use his turbanator moves!
Ronniethunderpeen
I still find it bizarre that all you cunts lap up russian propaganda like that.
Decitron
I don't. I want him on that death-ship, too. He's an evil POS that makes the world a much more dangerous place.
HonestCommentFarmer
Compare his competition. Khamenei is 79 & probably cancer-ridden, Trump would get exhausted thinking about a flight of stairs, and Un has...
HonestCommentFarmer
fat-people diabetes, and is morbidly obese. Compare to the 68 year old Putin who, to some extent, has been exercising for most of his life.
FuriousBakedPotato
Russia is way better than USA for the rest of the world
MissingImage
I love that Putin is always villain and hero in these scenarios.
whenitcomesdowntoit
How can I donate to make this happen, playing world politics with other people’s life is easy when it’s not yours and can sit on your thrown
TheRevolverOcelot
So you don't think the next leaders will be exactly the same. Read history books mate.
HectoProtecto
Purge the shitty ones again
Decitron
We'll just have to keep sending them to the ship until we stop electing vicious idiots.
TheRevolverOcelot
So who decides who should die?
Decitron
IDK, why do we let these assholes decide to get a bunch of people killed over stupid wars?
TheRevolverOcelot
Because some don't want Isis to rape children and women, because religious nutcases roam the earth.
IMayNotReplyToYou
Oof, nice logic
tychog99
Then we do the same to them, hunger games but instead of the people the leaders fight to the death in an arena
HonestCommentFarmer
Because ability to kill translates so well to ability to run a government and makes for great leadership skills.
TheRevolverOcelot
You just want to watch people murder each other?
Elroydb
I'd just like to see the people who want the wars to actually do the fighting
TheRevolverOcelot
But that's not an efficient way of waging war. It would create havoc to have to change leadership all the time.
JPRedonky
See that’s the thing, Putin’s a horrible person but he’s one of the few world leaders that could decently fend for themselves.
FuriousBakedPotato
Wasn't he ex spy?
JPRedonky
Yep former KGB
TheRealAethrys
You don't need to. You left him a boat, or the materials to construct a 3 corpse raft.
BahamutBBob
Anyone ever read Watchmen? Not watched, since they cut that whole part out of the movie.
brickforpresident
Or a 2 corpse raft and rations
Sketchanie
Or enough food while he sails home
tildesarecool
I assume he would ride a great white shark back to Moscow. Moscow isn't on an ocean, making it that much more impressive.
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
He would swim back with all 3 of their heads
GloomyGusterson
ninjamantid
3 corpse? getting him on boat would take the lives of many
TheRealAethrys
What kind of clown show is this ocean death arena if they can't even clear out the minion corpses before the fight?
jmbmpt
BallsackHippo
I am convinced that he'd laught this one.
Decitron
We'll drop the engine off the ship well before we deliver them to it. He'll have to wait for the anchor to rust away before it drifts.
TheRealAethrys
Still got the corpse raft :)
ReaperCDN
You mean the free food buffet for sharks and other fish?
TheRealAethrys
Yes, the bait that will lure a great white for him to ride triumphantly back to beloved motherland. Putin win again.
Sirtopumhat
We may need to unseal Teddy Roosevelt from the titanium sphere to stop Putin.
FuriousBakedPotato
Goddamn what i would not give to see that unfold
thesleeve3d
This made me laugh out my nose. I shot a booger.
thechocmaster
2 corpse raft and lunch
MissingImage
pazuzu
Two old farts, an out of shape young dude, and Vladimir Putin the martial arts expert who wrestles bears. That'll be pay-per-view material.
woodjoiner
*KGB
DownVoteVerifier
Could we do this? I know it's 2020 and we're meant to be civilised but... Well you know!
Yesisaidthat
Don't fuck with the young dude, according to scriptures he could take out one punch man.
Sleepy360
Short match tho
Decitron
While he's definitely the one who'd live, he very clearly uses state propaganda to exaggerate his... everything.
SexualConsent
I'm not sure he needs to lmao, he literally worked for the KGB and has several black belts in different martial arts iirc.
Karsa0rlong
In East Berlin.
Decitron
He could certainly beat any old man, and is very dangerous for a saggy old man... but he is an saggy old man. He prolly cheats, tho.
billingsworthswagamuffin
And? If my life depended on it then I would cheat too
NotaCPA
With KGB the only fair fight is where you have an overwhelming advantage.
malekdeneith
1. If you're not cheating you're not trying hard enough. 2. The fact that you gained an advantage is no reason to stop cheating.
bChrispy
Im not saying he didn't earn them, but would you have to balls to tell Putin if he failed the test to become black belt?
SexualConsent
Eh, I kinda doubt Putin would hire trainers just so they could tell him what he wants to hear. Say what you will about him, I don't think ½
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Wasn't he really ex-Spetznaz or KGB or was that exaggerated?
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
He's a lacky. Propaganda to at its best.
Decitron
That's real. He'd be dangerous for most people who aren't good at fighting and stuff, but he is pretty old, & exaggerates stuff, like I said
HonestCommentFarmer
Why do you think he had a Stasi ID-card?
HonestCommentFarmer
(The Stasi was East Germany's Secret Police and foreign spy-service)
SukhoiSuperjet
KGB, in charge of some local office in East Germany. He convinced an angry mob of East Germans not to loot it though, which was impressive.
SukhoiSuperjet
He warned them (hiding) armed soldiers would shoot, in reality there were only a few guys trying to destroy paperwork in that building.
Polsnulspace
Can we send Boris from the UK as well? Obviously he's no match for most of them. We just want him "dealt with".
MrRemakes
Get off your high horse. Most of your country likes him. That's how democracy works.
Polsnulspace
There is a huge difference between the number of people in the country and the amount in the country who voted.
Decitron
Not really. Most of the people who voted for him probably like some stuff about him just enough.
Decitron
Democracy is the best system, but gods damn is it flawed, and a VERY bad way to figure out if a person's ability to lead a country.
Decitron
It's a VERY good system to figure out who is good at getting elected within that flawed system, & that's it, that's all it's really good at.
ZiomalZParafii
It's very bad system but no one has invented better so far ;)
wifeaggro
It's funny that this site has devolved into retards cheering on murderous regimes over the United States of America.
FuriousBakedPotato
Meh, same thing.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Oh please. Trump attacks his fellow Americans DAILY. Don't act surprised that we all hate him.
ResidentOfWinland
Wouldn't you agree that it also says something about what the US has become?
PiggyWobbles
are you talking about the GOP suddenly being BFFs with Kim Jong Un and Putin or...?
geab
Put down the Fox "News" and come join us back in reality.
finitetoast
Nobody supports Putin but he was in the KGB and Trump only eats McDonald’s. Who wins that knife fight?
wonderboiiiii
You sound like an absolute idiot. Must be another crackhead
fermtenn
I like this comment. But you also suck at debate. Stop attacking the individuals and attack their concepts / delusions
fermtenn
Learn to approach your points in a non-derogitory way, and you might have a chance of someone listening to you.
fermtenn
Present a good case, and you might change someone's mind to your cause
Decitron
Alright, what's your argument then? Because their shitty attitude isn't the biggest problem with their stupid pro-pointless war position.
fermtenn
I'm unfortunately not informed enough about the situation to feel confident in making an argument either way
fermtenn
I was commenting towards @wifeaggro
Decitron
No one is cheering for Iran. We just don't want to go to war and get a bunch of innocent people killed over these dumbass shitlords.
wifeaggro
So the only "innocent people" you care about are those that aren't American or one of her allies.
Decitron
I don't want our soldiers to die for a stupid pointless war, either. I'd rather have them safe at home, or fighting for something GOOD.
wifeaggro
1) They're not fighting. 2) You're full of shit. 3) You are okay with letting the upcoming American targets of terrorist attacks die.
wifeaggro
you're upset a general that has orchestrated multiple terrorist attacks against the US and her allies died because the TV told you to be.
FuriousBakedPotato
Look how hard you're sucking US' 5inch dick
TheBlackKaiser
I'm upset that bonesawing murder whos country supported ISIL and the 911 attack gets called an Ally. Why is the US there? Where are the WMDs
Archbound
I'm not angry that he is dead, I am angry that his death will lead to the deaths of thousands of U.S soldiers
Decitron
I'm not upset that he's dead. I'm upset about the escalation killing him will cause, which will hurt innocent people.
wifeaggro
Yes, the burger flipper has more military insight than the greatest military in the world. Smart. We should've given bin Laden a pass too!
Decitron
One asshole who killed people who shouldn't have been there in the first place isn't worth the many that will die as a result.
IMayNotReplyToYou
But..... he did and will kill thousands of innocent people (and those people are you!)
CalQi
Where is this from
BlackCatCasper
Inception 2
bugeyetex
mrfourpointo
The Peaky Fookin Blinders
DontTazeMeBrah
By order of the Peaky fucking Blinders
HorseonaBike
*fookin
2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
WWIII
PosthumousExile
Facebook
Skumbo
Dark Batman, search for batman.
BuddyR
Peaky Blinders. Wedding episode but I'm not sure which season, my guess is season 3. Definitely recommend this show!
Sayagain
Did they start fighting?
TheMuffin4
They most definetly did.
noneforgretchenwieners
It’s so good!!!
Elonth
yes its episode 1 season 3.
MammaMak
Such a great show!!!
ThatGirlAsh
They don't fight at weddings hmm?
Sayagain
No fighting... AT the wedding.
Elonth
i usually hate fairly close to the truth dramas set in the 1880-1930s. Find them usually dull. This show surprised me. I highly recommend it
lurkingclass
Same. It’s awesome!
ButtTrumpett
Super great show one of my favorites, not fairly close to the truth based on my research, kind of like Forrest Gump is set in a time and 1/2
Elonth
its close in the sense it used a real organization that has a muddled/shady history and key historical events that they didn't help shape
ButtTrumpett
Peppers in historical figures to anchor it in a timeline.
Elonth
really i basically meant there weren't werewolves or ghosts running around. not hard fiction.
ultravioletregulator
This was a useful review for me, as I share your opinion of dramas in that era. Thanks for wording it this way. I'll check it out!
Elonth
you will suddenly understand why you start to see a lot of guys with the "peaky blinders" hair cut.
daddyshome66
Agreed!!