Come on now dad

Feb 21, 2018 5:53 PM

3PiecesOfBread

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ganjapudding

I need hot sex porn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

liveondogon

ALL!? That's comfortable!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RenegadeTQ

"I was hacked"

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

danteslion

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

noonehasthisoneyet

He’s so polite

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

usershnuser

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kawaii166T

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MusicForEarthworms

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

promilleken1

Hey dad, mom said she won't come home for dinner tonight, tomorrow and for the rest of your life...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SgtButterFace

Dad’s reaction

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

murderousbudgie

Anyone else read this with a goofy accent?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

DodderingCommandant97

So..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

putzcommander

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RonSwansonIsReallyProudOfYou

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mcknizzle

That’s emburrisom

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Itsnotminehonest

Uh my account got hacked.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imreallynotok

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

4shizzlemynizzle

classic dad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ANicePairofSlacks

Dad doesn’t care, he is trying to get it in with hot singles in his area

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

busyDayAtWork

Dad jokes are the best jokes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

iamthisguy247

He knew

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

mylastsecondonearth

Even dads' gotta nut.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3PiecesOfBread

He wouldn't be dad at all if he didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

misscarparty

damn boy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

ItsActuallyDavidNow

I love me some hot sex porn.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

fartharder

The best kind!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ilikepinkfloyd

It's you!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fartharder

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RageO15

HOT SINGLES IN MY AREA?!?...HOT DAMN!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 24, 2018 4:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

EetWontFlush

While standing on his computer chair pointing at the screen

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Raxiel

Pointing with what?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Kommissar00Schneider

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

DutchymcDutchface

Bill Burr reference!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EetWontFlush

And you KNOW it’s true!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DutchymcDutchface

I see you have Bill on repeat as well!How awesome is his woman voice? Ps “you’re only fucking the ones on well fare”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EetWontFlush

I love all his standup, and I could sit on YouTube and bounce from late night interview to late night interview, they’re all a fuckin riot

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EetWontFlush

v

8 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 5

Gtr89

Nowatameen

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AstorClement

Semi-relevant!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

waitwtf

Eeeeeeeehehehehewwwwwwwww

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

arbsbuhpuh

Lookit Vern!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Youts

God I miss that man

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 22, 2018 3:06 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

peanutbutterandham

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SaintMaceToTheFace

Wow now that is seen it cannot be unseen

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kreaken

You know you're horny when you search facebook for "Hot sex porn" lol

8 years ago | Likes 805 Dislikes 1

Ronburdandysbrother

Or you are old as hell

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

razorspi

And share it afterwards!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

SirMickey

I truly believe that "hot sex porn" is the thing that makes this utterly magical

8 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 1

TheGaryBuseyOf4nal

“Hey baby pie, why not you come to my place and I make hot sex at you?”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NZSheeps

Implying that there is a cold sex porn... Penguin porn?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

EetWontFlush

Eskimo

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Martellus

Necrophilia?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aypie

Or slightly warm semi-sexual porn.. wait.. that actually sounds nice...

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

ThisIsSnek

Lukewarm non-sexual porn.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

BangusDangus

I'm all about that reheated-sex porn

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NZSheeps

We've told you before about fucking the microwave!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BangusDangus

And I didn't listen!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0