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Happy friday
Oct 27, 2017 8:06 AM
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Tamoketh
Jumping spiders... one of the cutest kinds of spiders. Especially peacock spiders: https://youtu.be/d_yYC5r8xMI
LootenetDan
Vambee
"I'm cute *dance* and eat bugs *dance* please don't squish me with your shoe! *dancedancedance*"
theredkrayola
snowfork
Jumping spiders are the skittish kittens of the spider world. They are curious about what you're doing but have no desire to participate
GarrusV
How can Something so ugly be so adorable?
abacaxi
Big eyes .. creates neoteny.
Mercenarity
I don't think they're ugly at all. A very dapper looking animal.
KnowYourEnemy
RabidDingo
Here's the kick... AND IT'S GOOD!
Grimmrog
waiting for the one with the caracas
CrazyMrowLady
Skibearbumm
I caught a jumping spider at work and named him Harvey. I've been feeding him for 3 weeks and he's been getting bigger and more colorful.
devilsgolfcourse
Where are photos of Harvey?!
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
ID the spider, she might be a female.
Twyll
I think we're gonna need pics for proof.
rlev0606
OK YES IT HELPS A LIL BUT WHY
missylink
Do you think they use them for glasses?
MaskMan191
They're so cute and terrifying.
JCrashB
Sssssmoking!
iamspartan1262
Why?
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Either because of rain or photographers with pipettes.
Conocoryphe
They don't really do this, the photographer admitted that he used a pipette to stage the photos.
reetvk
U made spiders interesting?
IFoundABodyByTheLake
I think the spiders with water hats made spiders interesting
CrazyMrowLady
Spiders are super interesting.
kittymack
I showed my toddler a bunch of baby spiders living in this complex web today. It was the coolest!
PantheonWests
The only spider that I can tolerate. Cute
meggs7272
THOSE LASHES
ChuckLeePriest
Spiderchicks dig it
AlwaysBeenWeird
MySquishyblackandwhitePanda
For some reason the one with the "rainbow hat " looks so darn happy
thewalkinged
That's my favourite. I'm sending these to my buddy sporadically over the weekend and saving that one til last.
Leviosoooohhhh
#2 looks like Spider Mario
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
dwood1776
Spiders are just shy roommates.
FrogBotherer
Yes, this makes me feel a bit better.
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
That last pic looks like hes on a nug.
MrVictory15
I scrolled through until I found your comment! It really does, doesn’t it?? Would you still smoke it though??
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
You bet your ass i would
LieselSkywalker
This does not trigger my arachnophobia.
GnomeDeGuerre
Save the pictures for perspective?
Stev757
Same. It's the 2 large main eyes and the hair. They cut through the normal fear. Other spider types can't be personified.
idclimbhimlikeatree
I used to have terrible arachnophobia. Now I just tell myself, "They didnt ask to be creepy af." and instead of squishingthemIputthemoutside
TwoSushiRolls
I do that but my mum kills them on sight
ThisCommentisaTideAd
Characterlimitssuckdontthey?
idclimbhimlikeatree
Indeed
Phlabibit
"It was the fashion of the time, not sure why we did but we looked FANTASTIC!~"
Ryebread91
Sauce?
Casafynn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-7MmhqNfA
ksjak
Jumping spider probably
Zelliana
Catbab
abacaxi
beats an onion on your belt tbh
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
As was the style at the time.
TomZarekVP
" a walking bird"
IREALLYHATEONIONS
I agree.
glacialbae
And in those days, nickels had pictures of BUMBLE BEES on them. Give me five bees four a quarter you'd say.
LucifersDoge
what
abacaxi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rzao52ndNA
Ryebread91
Sauce?
CuntsAreFun
The Simpsons. Abe Simpson. Episode I don't know.
abacaxi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rzao52ndNA
zifnabthewizard
Last Exit to Springfield, season 4 episode 17 of the simpsons
TweedleDumV3
HOW DARE YOU SHOW ME AN ADORABLE VERSION OF THE THING I'M SCARED OF
tiltedcircle
Preeecisely!
ObliqueRay
Spiders are your bros, they eat all the other crawling horrors
CaptainMisanthropy
Dem eyelashes
aegis27
Most jumping spiders are spider bros. They are passive to humans, and keep your house clear of other unwanted guests.
itsdogglesworldimjustaspectator
Haha! Agreed! First time I've looked at a spider and thought "awwww". It's just not right!
mellino19
Even the more terrifying looking ones actually jump
DanielleHL
I take jumping spiders out of my home by catching them in a plastic cup and gently tossing them outside where they belong.
DomCarIndustries
TweedleDumV3
Ok that is just adorable
Magicflutefreddie
He's loading his cannons
BangusDangus
ExplainThisJoke
I have overcome my fear of the jumping variety of spiders simply because of adorable imgur things
AyeDavanita
This.
snowfork
Never seen a jumping spider bigger than a ladybug. Never heard of one biting a human either. They eat gnats so I let them stay.
youvegotredonyousebsmum77
The bigger ones (black with green eyes) ive seen eat cockroaches
CheapWine
I was having a bad day. Now I think I might be ok.
tonksl
Yes, just remember this when u feel like shit
THESHADOWOFJECT
you'll have a great day
Anitablake72
Same:)
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Do you need a
?
KelseyTheodore
CheapWine
This show needs a rewatch. It's been too long.
kreppe99
Surely that'd only slow them down?
CrazyMrowLady
Well, some chicks can run in high heels. Maybe they adapt?
kreppe99
Yeah Ig, still though, that thing has to weigh atleast a 1/4 of their own body lol
snowfork
I'd say they knock it off before jumping. Probably serves as a canteen for now.
Etoribio
But why?
JOEhayabusa
camoflage!
PrimePowerOn
It actually looks like these are staged photographs. The artist puts the droplets on their head. No real biological impetus for the behavior
Conocoryphe
They don't really do this, the photographer admitted that he used a pipette to create the photos
PantheonWests
Fashion of course!
NotAHugeSpider
Benjakenja72
It's to catch particles in the air I would assume
jsnforce
Maybe when the light hits the drop it shines and keeps birds away?
thornmallow
I think birds are more likely to go after something shiny, I know crows do.
jsnforce
Google says they're staged. :(
WaffleSmoothies
Potentially as bait I'm thinking? Little buggo flies down for a thirst quenching, spidder gets free delivery!
sf111
ButterfaceTaintClown
Trust me - I'm a jumping spider
NotAHugeSpider
He is. I trust him.
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
I'll accept this explanation.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
Dude you just about made me wake the house laughing! I had to stuff a dish towel in my face to muffle the sound. Priceless
chonsan1
Im wondering if it could provide a 360 degree field of vision for the spider
Etoribio
Probably, but everything would be blurry
chonsan1
probably but they can process information from 8 eyes so maybe they are able to make sense of it in some capacity
SenselessBunchOfLetters
They can't but I really like the theory so I'll just accept that they can.
CrocodileDunphy
Staged by photographer
isildur
Yep https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/17299/do-spiders-intentionally-wear-water-droplets-on-their-heads
complainsabouteverythingpmuch
We need to stop photographers from waterboarding spiders for the sake of a cute photo.
Xannacor
DaveTheScientist
Some do carry water around to drink. Just as others carry a bubble of air to breathe under water.
Shakov
The water droplets are staged by photographers, as salticids don’t place droplets on heads for storage or any other reason. It is cute tho..
DaveTheScientist
Well that's disappointing. It is cute though.