Saw this on the internet...

Oct 11, 2017 7:17 PM

Commander579

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@TheMajesticHarpyEagle HOW

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gecko trapeze..... Only for gecko's eyes!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GEICOs commercials have gone too far

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Saratron44

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is just like that ceiling commercial

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is literally my house. Not literally, but I have that many geckos going apeshit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda wanna see what happens next. Is his buddy goin to swing him to the wall? Or is it the gecko version of the lion king?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang it! I started humming.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@op

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of them will save 10%

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*tail detaches*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Cirque du Soleil is recruiting new members!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude didn't pay his Geico bill.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never let go Jack!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dunt, dunh, dunt dunt, dunt duh, dunt dunt duh duh...!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have those same geckos living on my porch! They're so cute.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You picked the wrong neighborhood, muuuh-fuuuh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They form a right angle. One more lizard and they'll have a hypotenewt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He told someone it's 20% off car insurance instead of 15%

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Geckos are amazing. Their ability to stick to surfaces is at a molecular level. Growing up in Miami, FL, friends used geckos from 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

rooftops to steal hats off businessmen on the sidewalk below. Tied 'em to a string and fished for hats. good times.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very surprised their sticky feet can hold upside down 2 of them.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

IIRC, they can hold a toddler.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They should be employed as nannies

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@Thatgirlfromsomewhere

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"saw this on the internet." Yeah no kidding @op where else would you find it? In your bathtub?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the money Jimmy?! Tell me where the fucking money is, or I swear go God I'll do it!

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the money Lebowski

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's uh, it's down there somewhere, let me check again

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not nice to talk with your mouth full

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

touchee motherfucker

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In fact, I think I feel a yawn coming on

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The shadow is the best part.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Nice safe geckbro

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't think this pun is getting the attention it deserves.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember the commercial that had a similar premise to this

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well that was depressing.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

but.. they're geckos... why would their hands slip

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're bad at being Geckos?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But what if is tail breaks and the gecko falls???

8 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 1

His body will grow back from his tail

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mass times velocity. He's so light the earth won't hit him as hard as it would hit it's from that relative height

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tail grows another gecko.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hopefully he has insurance for that. Geico maybe.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Then down will come gecko, cradle, and all.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then I guess they trip the laser grid and floor weight sensors and the mission is blow.

8 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 1

Natural selection

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

???? If the tail breaks, the gecko will fall. And down will come gecko, insurance and all. ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well luckily geckos have a low terminal velocity. He'd be fine for the same reason ants you flick off a table are fine

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Sounds like we can do a series of animal terminal velocity tests by dropping them from 1000 ft in air. First a whale and a pot of petunias

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not again...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My guess is that the gecko was either dying or already dead, they don’t just pick them up like that for no reason. He was probably lunch. ):

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Was thinking the same thing lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They were probably fighting. Dangling gecko looks perfectly healthy and geckos aren't cannibalistic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry they grow back

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not a gif, YOU'RE A PHONY

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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"Put the camera down and help me!" ~Gecko

8 years ago | Likes 287 Dislikes 2

Long live the king

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 29, 2017 2:32 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The one whose mouth isn't full

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Anolis, or anoles, is a genus of iguanian lizards belonging to the family Dactyloidae.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Youre not wrong, but these are geckos, not anoles.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Exactly you can tell just by the feet alone easily this is not anole.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2017 12:07 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I see this explains the evolution of anoles and what sub species of them that can't interbreed? But what does this have to do with gecko ..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can still see in this picture that they are not anoles

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ok I reread over everything and I see where it points the anoles getting somewhat stickier feet pads but the foot shape is still diff as u

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Feet vs anole feet? Are all gecko speecies considered arboreal? I'm only asking cause kinda just skimmed ur evolution page xD it's late lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1