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meirl
Here's to you Edit: I'm 60lbs lighter now!
Oct 19, 2016 5:00 PM
greyZtwostars
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Here's to you Edit: I'm 60lbs lighter now!
duckfart
Is this at the fucking foundry in Kc
shouldistayorshouldigo
Cheers !!
Griger
Whyyyyyy nobody with that black girl!!!!!!!!!
13five
"are you single" *bobs head painfully into mirror
IFavoriteThingsWithIntentionsOfReadingLaterButItNeverWorks
I sang the title
ShrimpMartini
At least the man is willing to get to know himself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ElMantishrimp
had to watch it twice to realize what was going on
GravyWonTon
sad yet impressed.
BustyCrustacean
So that's where Jeb Bush ended up.
fatherjokes
*bursts out into song* OOOOOOBAAAAMMMMAAAA's elf! Don't wanna be...
shadowseeker
Dude is a boss.
BahamutBBob
I was alone. I was all by myself. And no one was lookiiiiiiiing. I was thinking of you...
whitebicycle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjVw6KoumXE
SassyPotato117
thisiswhathappenslarrywhenyoufindastrangerinthealps
I do that with a shot against my own drink. I drink alone too much I guess.
anonygouse
Yeah, this. I clink the shot glass against the bottle.
denglish5
What a legend. I'd buy him a drink if I was there.
Topollo
Not even ordnance, just a test of some sort. Source: I'm an army bomb tech.
Tater4049
I don't feel sorry for him. He had a friend with him because he filmed it.
daredoozy
Thijssie88
OnlyTheReactionGifOfElijahWoodSayingTerrific
NekkidSnek
Here's to you, nicola and Bart
jayjonahjamison
Blessed forever here in our hearts
Coyote8
What is that woman in the back doing? Is she ok?
Mackdi
Um no she is fucking depressed. lol
GeneralAnubis
Contemplating life and wondering why her glass is already empty though she hardly remembers drinking it
allnewthoughts2020
Tater4049
I've seen this without the text and although the text improved it, it doesn't make it any less sick.
kmac64
daveeeeeeed
"Kelly Leak?? That dude is a baaaaaad motha..."
ifitseasytakeittwice
YOU SHUT YO MOUTH
purpleraptor
How could you ever go wrong with this ^
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Meanwhile I'm the woman in the back, grinning inanely at my now-empty glass
MrRemy
Where will you be when the xanax and alcohol kick in?
v3rmilion
I could join you if you want. I am also a burgeoning alcoholic. And hey young sexy man whatcha whatcha whatcha want
BlueLungs
It looks as if she's holding up a wireless cellular telephone between her ear and shoulder
Pheralg
that's probably even worse than Forever Alone guy
InanityWolf
Inanely, you say?
matario
She's probably with the guy, and was told to look away while they filmed that to make it look like he was alone??
Tutor
That woman is fucking DRUNK!
matario
Doubt it.. she's probly his gf
Diddyu
You understand me, wine glass, like, you just, get me. We don't need Dan to have fun. *unintelligibly airs grievances to her own reflection*
Slimulus
Fuck you Dan!
Sadpandathesad
Took me too long to realize he klinked the mirror.
CrypticElement
Plot twist: it was his twin brother.
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
It took me that long because I was looking at the girl in the back.
rawooo
I had to watch it four times. It's been a long day.
Toqueman
Same I thought it was a chef
IKnowItWasNotDeleted
I didn't realize till I read your comment..
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
Me too.
Bringer0fJoy
Did you ever save your gf's cat?
Sadpandathesad
We did manage to do just that. He is doing just fine. $1157 and most of his teeth later. Found a place to do it for cheaper.
Sadpandathesad
Ended up having to put it all on a credit card. It's almost paid off now. This month should be the last payment actually
Bringer0fJoy
Vet bills are a bitch
Sadpandathesad
Yeah... He is worth it though. The cat sits and waits for permission to come in the room. I swear he's a dog on cats clothing.
DemeGoddess
How high are you?
plastikman
so many high
DemeGoddess
Word
Sadpandathesad
Lol, this is exactly what I was gonna say.
JoseFibo
Is this in KC? The Foundry? Looks familiar.
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JoseFibo
Wow. Haha did bot expect a reply as fast as this. Carthair... Cheers.
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JoseFibo
I have lived here for a year. I like going to Westport... and alcohol XD. You too Carthair have a good night.
greyZtwostars
It is The Foundry!! Well done
JoseFibo
Nice! I surprised myself. Thank you man. Are you from KC?
greyZtwostars
Yep born and raised. How about yourself?
JoseFibo
Came here a year ago. To work and now study the PhD.
greyZtwostars
Very nice
richardubstep
Can i buy you a drink? *buys drink for himself*
WorstCaseOntario316
But now has 2 drinks...win-win I'd say
JupiterJedi
4 times it took me. 4 times I had to see this before I actually saw it.
Frozenkhaos
Why is my bank account empty? The other guy bought all the drinks!
ILiketoLikeThings
"I have a boyfriend."
cwispy
"Can I have your number?"
Hellstorm99
As a guy and former bartender, had I seen this at my bar, I would have bought him a round
BigAZNMan
"I'm gonna fuck you hard and not call you"
DeathAbuse
Scrolled back to this post to send you one mighty vote of uppage
Sirowen
I'm going to use that
richardubstep
<3
marylanddd
or *calls bartender over* "get that guy your finest beer, and tell him it's from me" *points into mirror*
ThatgifwithaCat
whoknowswhoitis
You know...I don't come by here by myself too often
whoknowswhoitis
But I see you here everytime
thisiskissel
Your place or mine?
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
What's say we make it... our place *seductive wink to self*
cwispy
PianoMan2112
Want a handjob?
PoppycockNBalderdash
Poopoopeepeevagina
2 for 1
thisworldisweird
'That would be nice. While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice...'
kekimmie123
Talk less... smile more.
OuiOuiMonAmiJeMappelleLafayette
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
kekimmie123
You can't be serious.
OuiOuiMonAmiJeMappelleLafayette
You wanna get ahead?