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Aglet. The plastic bit at the end of shoelaces
Purlicue. The space between the thumb and index finger
Glabella. The space between your eyebrows
Lunule. The white, crescent shaped part at the bottom of the nail
Natiform tree
Natiform. Something that looks like a butt
Phosphenes. The lights you see when you close your eyes and press a finger or hand to them
Nurdle. A tiny dab of toothpaste
Box tent. The little table in the middle of your pizza box
Cornicione. The outer part of the crust on a pizza
Barm. Foam on a beer
Rasceta. The lines on the inside of your wrist
Ferrule. The metal part at the end of a pencil
Punt. The bottom of a wine bottle
Keeper. The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after you buckle it
Zarf. Cardboard sleeve on a coffee
Rectal tenesmus. The feeling of taking an incomplete poop
Agraffe. The wire cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne
Columella nasi. The space between your nostrils
Desire path. A path created because it is a shortcut, or easier
Dysania. The state of finding it hard to get out of bed
Muntin. The strip separating window panes
Philtrum. The grope below the nose and above the center of the upper lip
Vocable. The “na na na’s” and “la la la’s” in music that have no meaning
Tittle. The dot over an i or j
Crepuscular rays. Rays of sunlight coming from a particular point in the sky
Snellen chart. The chart you use to take an eye exam
Crapulence. The sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much
Obelus. The division sign
Ideolocator. A “you are here” sign
Brannock device. The thing they use to measure your feet at a shoe store
Interrobang. What it’s called when you combine a question mark and an exclamation point. ?!
Phloem bundles. The stringy things you get when peeling a ba-nay-nay
Tmesis. When you separate a word for effect. (Seen in the phloem bundles description)
Octothorpe. Another name for the pound/hashtag
Drew my own cat tax. Now die in Üser sub. Or don’t. IDC
CrocodileDunphy
More useless trivia. I approve
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Dysania. Also known as the condition of being alive
Bigcurly2000
#13 I just got a really strong flashback to that scene in Pan's Labyrinth when the Captain is beating that guy's face with a bottle *shudder
crochetingsteelmagnolia17
Tittle sprinkles
E4r3nd1l
Interestingly dysania is derived from the words dys meaning hard/difficult and ania which means boredom. Dysania is Greek for Hard Boredom.
ghostrobbie
Hard boredom... When you open up pornhub for the 5th time on your day off
Fistytheclown
FYI ladies: I measure 15 on the Brannock device.
memorydecay
Phineas and Ferb taught me about the aglet.
madjo
Pinky and the Brain taught me about the aglet and then Phineas and Ferb reminded me of the aglet.
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
rich hall taught us all a couple decades ago
TheGenuineArticle
The Question taught me. Their true purpose is sinister.
Kaysmira
I have a vague recollection of a Pinkie and the Brain episode where his plan was foiled because the world was watching an aglet documentary.
chesirecats
Zack and Cody taught me! (Well, Maddie on it, but still)
Polydactyly
Interrobang: When you fuck someone for information. Sample: I Interrobanged op's mom.
Korakys
Polydactyly: When you have more phalanges than necessary. Also, you.
DuderOrElDuderino
TheTimeless
bITCH I saw Phineas and Ferb AND Pinkie and the Brain, I KNOW WHAT AN AGLET IS
kitchennightmare
When I stepped into the shower this morning I randomly remembered that those things are called aglets. This post is spookin me
ImCherokeeJack
We're in your head, Chad. We're listening.
ChaotikWolfi
Happens to most of us, we become more aware of words or objects in our surrounding if we learned something interesting about them.
MusicMan84031
Sometimes I wonder if there are random parts of information posts that are completely made up that general population just takes as truth 1/
MusicMan84031
And is eventually just accepted in society
Sheepdroid
So you mean rumors.. yeah those are real?
WaterDragonHaku
Not a single Plumbus. Typical
somethingnotyettaken
Fuck you and your "box tent", it's "little picnic table thing". *takes deep breath*
ruferto
octothorpe me too
kalkail
Hell of a request to make on Imgur.
ImpizzahutwelcometoEvan
Barbie table
guactopus
I know what an interrobang is because my band is called interrobang and we're radical bros. Right on
phillini
Plus, Ron Bennington. Www.theinterrobang.com
macthelost
Every time I see one of these that use barm wrong I ignore the rest. Barm is not head. Barm is the foam from MAKING beer, not pouring it.
jckira
"My girlfriend helped me sew the loopy thing on my belt back on." "Thats a keeper!"
Shredz131
Hears a Secret about Muntins, much of the time they are placed on the glass to give added strength to the pane and to reduce deflection. 1/2
Shredz131
Its actually just one big piece of glass, Muntins are adhered with tape and caulk.
DuderOrElDuderino
nihilistdad
When you learn that punts are natiform, the only proper exclamation is interrobang. This post is a
DuderOrElDuderino
I like what you did there
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I know there's no reason for them to bother me, but I absolutely pick those phloem things off of my banana when I spot them.
jiltedlettuce
For some people they can trigger migraines. So yes, I always pick them off too!
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
You had me at “crapulent”
paulguy119
I lack a glabella. :)
koiranaama
And I preferred tittle
eequalsmcsquared
|:)
DuderOrElDuderino
There’s no shame. You’re among friends
paulguy119
Unibrow is kinda cute. :)
OverMyDadBody
I know you from the uni, bro!
Wanderingmaniac
Glabella is better described as the part above the nose. It's a bony part, present irrespective of whether or not your eyebrows meet. :)
SwaggaChild
And I lack lunules.
PinkFloydianSlip
Me too.
koopaya
edgeofadhesion
Tmesis is specifically when a word is split by another word. It's also the only English word that starts with TM
OnoMichiosCharmingHassakuFace
Tmanks for the info!
sammert22
In- fucking-credible
edgeofadhesion
Abso-fucking-lutely like this.
hornsofthebull
An Aglet is better known as a flugelbinder. Older folks might know that reference.
AquilaJM
I was hoping someone would post this
kalkail
Audiopatch
What about the wenis?
MarthaRayeRaye
I understood that reference gif.
ImpizzahutwelcometoEvan
Perineum if you’re talking about what I think you’re talking about.
RightArmRubbish
The wenis is the loose skin at the point of your elbow
Snarkoleptic
They're not.
Junglur
Am I the only one that gets mad at people calling a # a hashtag? It's just a hash.
DuderOrElDuderino
I beg your pardon then
BrokenInAndOut
It is a "sharp"
Merovean
Sorry scooter, it's actually the pound sign, despite what a corporate entity selling your data wants to say it is...
MrSyth
Sorry mate, it's actually just 4 lines crossing eachother, despite what nicknames the government has given it.
Junglur
Tis well known as the "hash" in New Zealand where I'm from and not as the pound sign.
Thedankknight
I thought the foam on a beer was called "head" ???
blackobluna
Perhaps the head is the name for the foam as an object, but it is composed of barm
awfulmetalbar
It is. Barm is a different type of foam that appears during fermentation. That picture is misleading.
Marflower
No, that happens after beer.
PotatoGunnaPotate
ghostrobbie
Head is a more of a slang descriptor, whereas barm is the makeup. Barm is used for other things, head is just what's on a beer
natachan
Like a type of roll sandwich on the UK
ilhares
Is this the root of the term 'barmy', then? Suggesting perhaps their heads are full of foam?
AntaNce
yep! https://www.google.com/search?q=%22barmy+etymology%22&oq=%22barmy+etymology%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.639j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Milkbane
As someone who deals with pizza on the daily, we call #8 barbie tables.
alu21
I heard a French pizzaiolo say "tabouret", which means "stool"
KillerTofu131
What's the point of those things anyway, is it so the slices separate easier?
Milkbane
Its so if you stack several pizzas on top of each other it has support so the top of the box doesn’t cave in and touch the pizza 1/2
Milkbane
Causing all the cheese and toppings to be stuck to the lid ruining your pizza 2/2
KillerTofu131
I feel like I learned that at one point and forgot about it
bird446
A-G-L-E-T don’t forget it
emiliato
thats tmesis
Placentaur
I will never forget that song
MyHouseOnMars
I will always remember aglets because of Sir Terry Pratchett. Hooray for the Amazing Maurice!
Sparky81
Aren't you a little young to get this reference?
MrThou
Yes, yes I am ...
StarsArising
MOoOoM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!
CactusFantastic0
What is it? I don’t get it...
lorerabbit
Phineas and Ferb, a cartoon series.
CactusFantastic0
It would be on occasionally with younger siblings, but I guess I didn’t see enough to get the joke.
lorerabbit
It happens. I'm usually terrible about catching references. I love P&F though. I binged the whole series recently too.
IMakeGifsLookGood
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Grimmrog
5% increased movement speed
perey
Attach 'em to your Spectre Boots.
Grimmrog
can you hear it? tstststststststststststststs
awesomebagel
Terraria!
salandria
Their true purpose is sinister
Felitaur
32 flavors!
silrath
Go on...
TravisTee34
I went to the comments just to find this. You did not disappoint.
WesVTX
You wearing a blue trench coat and a fedora by any chance?
HTML5client
You know too much. Don't put your pants on tomorrow.
Burke616
Orange socks.
NotACanadian
That is the question.
giitsok
I wont if Gwen Stefani makes a song about it. But if she doesn't, I'll probably forget.
KarmicBee
giitsok
I recognize your username
KarmicBee
From where ? I have used it before...