Aug 2, 2021 8:08 AM
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HinderingB00m
Everyday in the airforce is a vacation.
CrazyCatDaddy
I look like this in any situation
Ivalicenyan
spiletty
Haha how bored he looks.
Shaodyn
paulhollywood9
More impressed by how is able to hold on to his camera.
DeepThought420
Evanrudeplz
Do you think there are people who would find the reference particularly hard to ascertain?
L4dead2
You’d think with how much they pay officers over enlisted, you’d be able to afford more pixels
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
It probably was before a bunch of idiots in a row decided to screen record the video to share it.
dkonrad18
Not an air force pilot.
atarujun
Top Fun.
jcombs1
Malikhi
He looks like that dude from magicians
graehall
Makes sense, as a member of the airforce he's used to sitting on chairs the whole time.
Lethous
And getting flight pay the whole time!
notthejediyourelookingfor
Is he single. Asking for a friend.
TychoTychoAlba
Seems to be wearing a ring on his ring finger.
Okay if not single, available?
TheVakarian
I'd recognize that color scheme anywhere, that's the Minderaser at Elitch's!
Toomuchcrap
My husband joked we go to Elitch's for my 31st birthday. I was 35 weeks pregnant. It made me laugh to think about that final stop. Pop!
Kerberos623
read that as Minderaser at Eldritch
WatashimoLurky
Bet he's wearing his piddle pack too, out of habit.
DukeIAmYourFather
A piddle pack isn't something you wear so much as a plastic bag you hold and pee into. Source: I am a fighter pilot.
Whether he's holding it, or wearing it attached, I'm not too sure he should be using it on the roller coaster.
TremendousDude5
Blink motherfucker, blink !!
birdie7777744
I'm over here giggling, thinking about a parent showing thier kid this video to try and convince them they don't want to go to the fair ?
OakForestAudioGuy
Omg right
yoyo42
False. Not once did he even attempt to tell me he was a fighter pilot.
arGemAnimal
I’m not a pilot but I’m on vacation and feel like that…
Sugarbritches21
Are you handsome like this guy tho?
I don’t like to brag but he ain’t got shit on me
Fuck yeah prove it in my dm
CampfireLass
Yes, Dorney Park!
AnathemaNoreh
I thought that was Canadas Wonderland, but they're both theme and water parks owned by the same people so they're probably very similar
davidthemanlovely
Oh shit I was thinking Elitches, that blue-green coaster looks like the Minderaser
Krestoverson
Hell yes! Hydra is the best!
I used to go all the time, but I haven’t been in 14 years, I think ? gotta get back there
Hawk3y34077
Steel force all the way !
CureForHomoSapiens
been flying for 10 years in the AF. I can promise you it doesn't make rides less fun. Its near impossible to get motion sick/throw up though
Thank you for your service and
ProbablyNotMegatron
Now do one from work
SuperLuigiBrothers
Sadly all videos of Afghani schools and hospitals being bombed are classified.
YouGoHugo
Read that you three the whistlebllower in prison, for leaking numbers that 90 percent is "colatteral damage" kills from drones
Ullur
We use drones for that, silly!
Audioclark
blainetog
This would be funnier if it ended with something -- anything -- that *did* get him to scream.
fatman1683
Make him eat an MRE.
FirstAidPoetry
A medical bill.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
That comes tonight, honey.
Pegging, so he feels like back home on base
AbsolutelyDramaticNutjob
One of those little 25c airplane 'rides' they used to have in malls.
Insomnia297
Okay but those are terrifying
Oh shit you do not want to mess around with those, you could easily get tetanus just getting on.
YeahNahNahYeahNahYeah
Safety zone!!
CoyoteWill
ComoSeIguana
TheElusiveEnchilada
HIGHWAY TO THA......SAFETY ZONAH
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
FistfulOfAssholes
v
Killertomatonew
pictures you can hear
SyllogismeJazz
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
I imagine someone like that would actually be annoyed by these things because he's not in control of them
zafner
That's the way I feel about kiteboarding: a rollercoaster you control, set in the ocean
llortamai
Agreed. I drive for a living and cannot stand being a passenger. Makes me carsick and anxious to not be in control of the vehicle.
WolfPrincess69
I don't drive for a living and this is me. It doesn't help that my husband is an actual terrible driver
StonesOnTheHill
Might be a bit worrisome to go from something serviced by highly trained mechanics, to something serviced by the least charismatic carnie.
faceofyourfather
“Highly trained mechanics” aka 19 year olds with a mediocre ASVAB score.
Wait... isn't this why y'all have a voluntary army? Not having to deal with shit like that was partially why my country gave up conscription
MadHakon
A skilled carnie isn't going to be able to do much on the budget of a theme park. But the US government and their checkbook...
Yeah, I feel like these roller coasters would trigger MORE emotion. No control and it was made pinching pennies while the US government...
loves spending as many million dollars as they can on fighter jets until they are old and boring and we need new toys
whatsisname
"made pinching pennies while the US government" - I knew whatever came next was going to be pure comedy.
So you're saying the US government doesn't waste millions on fighter jets we don't necessarily need
Just because they don't prioritize the things you think they should doesn't mean the US government isn't spending frivolously
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/penny_wise_and_pound_foolish
Pinching pennies and that phrase mean different things. Absolutely no one would say the US is pinching pennies when it comes to defense
DonCappo
This man has pioneered the art of controlling emotions even while his adrenaline reaches the danger zone. You might say he's a real Maverick
soulsick
No I think he is bored because he's been sitting in all these rides. Airforce =chair force. He is bored of sitting not the rides
JT902
He stays so cool we could call him iceman
Or maybe he’s ruining everybody’s day and we could call him goose
RalphH
yeah, he is a real top gun
lunchboxbilly
well, I think he's dangerous!
CultofCedar
Sometimes that kind of stuff does nothing for me so I’d be the same. Adrenaline is me carving a hill at like 60mph on a skateboard lol
METROlD
I'm like this at park rides too.
1KoalaTea
Same, sometimes a play russian roulette just to feel something
wabitgirl
Sometimes I get worked up reaching for a fresh bag of Oreos...
IncognitoPanda
For me it is just getting really into a good book, haha. Also murder
Fridgesavers
For me it's robbing a family pack of Tampax from Tesco, what a rush!
duhduhgtffddrrffgghftffy31415
You're living on the edge my friend
triggerhappy21
?
That’s a rush too high level for me
anarchistbusinessman
I get more adrenaline from public speaking then when I watched a car switch lanes knowing I was about to get on my motorcycle. Humans weird.
I’m in nyc and had a motorcycle. I’ve been rear ended at stop signs and red lights. There’s no rush when you grow numb to impending death!
Park rides are no adrenaline because too safe for my brain to get that good juice rush
RevolutionOnHerLips
I'm just amazed you trust the machines so much. I never really enjoy it until I know I'm safe afterward lol
It’s one of those things like if I were on tv doing some fear factor stuff I’d just breeze through it. The odds of actual danger are low. +
Something like skateboarding on the other hand… I’ve cracked a noggin and some other bones before so many dangers… especially with electric!
Covidnineteen
Try during a pandemic, raises the stakes
Oh no, I married an icu rn and all my danger fun stopped. The closest I get now are palpitations after chugging nitro black coffee lol
FearInoculum
micksparrow
fbutt09
This is better, so much better
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Because of the sarcastic "weee" expression that is mocking everyone else having legitimate fun?
ojisama
SpamYarBlockers
Lanaaaaaaaa
sorry @DonCappo :)
Ste505
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
JMLurker1986
Oooo sauce?
wylantar
Merci
KeyMasher
MantisTobagganMD
Fellas, don't be jealous! When they made him they broke the mold! So charismatic, with an automatic! Never prematurely shooting his load!
Side note: I rewatched this for the first time in about a decade a couple weeks ago...not as good as I remember it. Still love Atkinson, tho
flyingmonkeystick
I think the first two still hold up. It’s the third that isn’t that great because it changes things about him making him incompetent.
HinderingB00m
Everyday in the airforce is a vacation.
CrazyCatDaddy
I look like this in any situation
Ivalicenyan
spiletty
Haha how bored he looks.
Shaodyn
paulhollywood9
More impressed by how is able to hold on to his camera.
DeepThought420
Evanrudeplz
Do you think there are people who would find the reference particularly hard to ascertain?
L4dead2
You’d think with how much they pay officers over enlisted, you’d be able to afford more pixels
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
It probably was before a bunch of idiots in a row decided to screen record the video to share it.
dkonrad18
Not an air force pilot.
atarujun
Top Fun.
jcombs1
Malikhi
He looks like that dude from magicians
graehall
Makes sense, as a member of the airforce he's used to sitting on chairs the whole time.
Lethous
And getting flight pay the whole time!
notthejediyourelookingfor
Is he single. Asking for a friend.
TychoTychoAlba
Seems to be wearing a ring on his ring finger.
notthejediyourelookingfor
Okay if not single, available?
TheVakarian
I'd recognize that color scheme anywhere, that's the Minderaser at Elitch's!
Toomuchcrap
My husband joked we go to Elitch's for my 31st birthday. I was 35 weeks pregnant. It made me laugh to think about that final stop. Pop!
TheVakarian
Kerberos623
read that as Minderaser at Eldritch
WatashimoLurky
Bet he's wearing his piddle pack too, out of habit.
DukeIAmYourFather
A piddle pack isn't something you wear so much as a plastic bag you hold and pee into. Source: I am a fighter pilot.
WatashimoLurky
Whether he's holding it, or wearing it attached, I'm not too sure he should be using it on the roller coaster.
TremendousDude5
Blink motherfucker, blink !!
birdie7777744
I'm over here giggling, thinking about a parent showing thier kid this video to try and convince them they don't want to go to the fair ?
OakForestAudioGuy
Omg right
yoyo42
False. Not once did he even attempt to tell me he was a fighter pilot.
arGemAnimal
I’m not a pilot but I’m on vacation and feel like that…
Sugarbritches21
Are you handsome like this guy tho?
arGemAnimal
I don’t like to brag but he ain’t got shit on me
Sugarbritches21
Fuck yeah prove it in my dm
CampfireLass
Yes, Dorney Park!
AnathemaNoreh
I thought that was Canadas Wonderland, but they're both theme and water parks owned by the same people so they're probably very similar
davidthemanlovely
Oh shit I was thinking Elitches, that blue-green coaster looks like the Minderaser
Krestoverson
Hell yes! Hydra is the best!
CampfireLass
I used to go all the time, but I haven’t been in 14 years, I think ? gotta get back there
Hawk3y34077
Steel force all the way !
CureForHomoSapiens
Lethous
been flying for 10 years in the AF. I can promise you it doesn't make rides less fun. Its near impossible to get motion sick/throw up though
CureForHomoSapiens
Thank you for your service and
ProbablyNotMegatron
Now do one from work
SuperLuigiBrothers
Sadly all videos of Afghani schools and hospitals being bombed are classified.
YouGoHugo
Read that you three the whistlebllower in prison, for leaking numbers that 90 percent is "colatteral damage" kills from drones
Ullur
We use drones for that, silly!
Audioclark
blainetog
This would be funnier if it ended with something -- anything -- that *did* get him to scream.
fatman1683
Make him eat an MRE.
FirstAidPoetry
A medical bill.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
That comes tonight, honey.
YouGoHugo
Pegging, so he feels like back home on base
AbsolutelyDramaticNutjob
One of those little 25c airplane 'rides' they used to have in malls.
Insomnia297
Okay but those are terrifying
blainetog
Oh shit you do not want to mess around with those, you could easily get tetanus just getting on.
YeahNahNahYeahNahYeah
Safety zone!!
CoyoteWill
ComoSeIguana
TheElusiveEnchilada
HIGHWAY TO THA......SAFETY ZONAH
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
FistfulOfAssholes
Killertomatonew
pictures you can hear
SyllogismeJazz
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
I imagine someone like that would actually be annoyed by these things because he's not in control of them
zafner
That's the way I feel about kiteboarding: a rollercoaster you control, set in the ocean
llortamai
Agreed. I drive for a living and cannot stand being a passenger. Makes me carsick and anxious to not be in control of the vehicle.
WolfPrincess69
I don't drive for a living and this is me. It doesn't help that my husband is an actual terrible driver
StonesOnTheHill
Might be a bit worrisome to go from something serviced by highly trained mechanics, to something serviced by the least charismatic carnie.
faceofyourfather
“Highly trained mechanics” aka 19 year olds with a mediocre ASVAB score.
StonesOnTheHill
Wait... isn't this why y'all have a voluntary army? Not having to deal with shit like that was partially why my country gave up conscription
MadHakon
A skilled carnie isn't going to be able to do much on the budget of a theme park. But the US government and their checkbook...
MadHakon
Yeah, I feel like these roller coasters would trigger MORE emotion. No control and it was made pinching pennies while the US government...
MadHakon
loves spending as many million dollars as they can on fighter jets until they are old and boring and we need new toys
whatsisname
"made pinching pennies while the US government" - I knew whatever came next was going to be pure comedy.
MadHakon
So you're saying the US government doesn't waste millions on fighter jets we don't necessarily need
MadHakon
Just because they don't prioritize the things you think they should doesn't mean the US government isn't spending frivolously
whatsisname
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/penny_wise_and_pound_foolish
MadHakon
Pinching pennies and that phrase mean different things. Absolutely no one would say the US is pinching pennies when it comes to defense
DonCappo
This man has pioneered the art of controlling emotions even while his adrenaline reaches the danger zone. You might say he's a real Maverick
soulsick
No I think he is bored because he's been sitting in all these rides. Airforce =chair force. He is bored of sitting not the rides
JT902
He stays so cool we could call him iceman
JT902
Or maybe he’s ruining everybody’s day and we could call him goose
RalphH
yeah, he is a real top gun
lunchboxbilly
well, I think he's dangerous!
CultofCedar
Sometimes that kind of stuff does nothing for me so I’d be the same. Adrenaline is me carving a hill at like 60mph on a skateboard lol
METROlD
I'm like this at park rides too.
1KoalaTea
Same, sometimes a play russian roulette just to feel something
wabitgirl
Sometimes I get worked up reaching for a fresh bag of Oreos...
IncognitoPanda
For me it is just getting really into a good book, haha. Also murder
Fridgesavers
For me it's robbing a family pack of Tampax from Tesco, what a rush!
duhduhgtffddrrffgghftffy31415
You're living on the edge my friend
triggerhappy21
?
CultofCedar
That’s a rush too high level for me
anarchistbusinessman
I get more adrenaline from public speaking then when I watched a car switch lanes knowing I was about to get on my motorcycle. Humans weird.
CultofCedar
I’m in nyc and had a motorcycle. I’ve been rear ended at stop signs and red lights. There’s no rush when you grow numb to impending death!
CultofCedar
Park rides are no adrenaline because too safe for my brain to get that good juice rush
RevolutionOnHerLips
I'm just amazed you trust the machines so much. I never really enjoy it until I know I'm safe afterward lol
CultofCedar
It’s one of those things like if I were on tv doing some fear factor stuff I’d just breeze through it. The odds of actual danger are low. +
CultofCedar
Something like skateboarding on the other hand… I’ve cracked a noggin and some other bones before so many dangers… especially with electric!
Covidnineteen
Try during a pandemic, raises the stakes
CultofCedar
Oh no, I married an icu rn and all my danger fun stopped. The closest I get now are palpitations after chugging nitro black coffee lol
FearInoculum
micksparrow
fbutt09
This is better, so much better
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Because of the sarcastic "weee" expression that is mocking everyone else having legitimate fun?
ojisama
This man has pioneered the art of controlling emotions even while his adrenaline reaches the danger zone. You might say he's a real Maverick
SpamYarBlockers
Lanaaaaaaaa
ojisama
sorry @DonCappo :)
Ste505
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
JMLurker1986
Oooo sauce?
wylantar
JMLurker1986
Merci
KeyMasher
MantisTobagganMD
Fellas, don't be jealous! When they made him they broke the mold! So charismatic, with an automatic! Never prematurely shooting his load!
MantisTobagganMD
Side note: I rewatched this for the first time in about a decade a couple weeks ago...not as good as I remember it. Still love Atkinson, tho
flyingmonkeystick
I think the first two still hold up. It’s the third that isn’t that great because it changes things about him making him incompetent.