FortuitousFenian
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Hurricane Ophelia
Current prediction from scholarly sources.
In case the cows get blown away.
Few NI weather broadcasters kicking off.
Still down on your average weekend but a lot for a Monday.
Munchman347
Why do they sell liquor in white bottles?...
oOXAEROo
I guess this is my last vacation ... greetings from Old head, ireland :/
PortAuMericuh
Your milk jugs look like our bleach bottles...
KanyeWesticularCancer
Good to know you guys are handling it well
imsmallfry
Fanta pubes. Glorious slag
Ziexoro
I wonder if they can drink all that milk before it expires in a no refrigerated environment..
AnIrishDrunk
with cups of tea, sure.
Reorder
"I was spinning and twirling and turnin.." "In the hurricane?" "What? No I was piss drunk mate"
thekeglad
...And it’s pissed drunk, “I was pissed drunk”, I was piss drunk just sounds like you were drunk on actual piss..
huanthewolfhound
Whoa, wait, a hurricane is actually going to hit the British Isles? This has to be the first time I've heard of it happening.
LarryFine
Ophelia, now a tropical storm
wormfood
Americans do the milk thing too
SpeciesEvolution
Fairly quiet over in Londonderry, got a bottle of whisky in just in case.
RomeoWhereShartThou
Fairly blustery over the other side of the Swilly now! Might have to dig into the aged 'medicinal supplies'...
SexDrugsandSausagerolls
Can I upvote again for the tag "aahhhhhhhh.."?
supercharlie1234
Wait, Irish people drink wine?
commanderx11
No
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Hahahaha. It looks like real words.
StarryPlough
If you meant #3 then they're actually not. It's a fake tweet exchange.
SkywardSpork
We like to pretend we know your language.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
Also the map of Ireland looks like a teddy bear with a bit of a beard
Jordana330
I'll knack yer ballix
swinglinered
So much coastline to flood. Still lots of high ground.
pxpress
♫ Oh, Ophelia, you've been on my mind girl since the flood ♫
SexDrugsandSausagerolls
Brilliant.
CountBackwardsFrom10
Wtf is a fanta dick? All I'm imagining is a dick dipped in Orange soda...
taylorisnotacat
I'm guessing it's similar to "fire crotch." Bright orange hair.
Jwhite777
Fanta Orange lol, not as good as Rock Shandy
FortuitousFenian
Rock shandy pubes just doesn’t have quite the same ring to it as an insult though.
SnugglyBurrick
Seriously, there's no bloody milk here. Managed to get two 1 litres and we're halfway through them already
lerzz
What’s with the shopping cart full of milk?
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DoublevBomb
Go home, Hurricane, you are drunk.
12rt2345g342563
What category of storm is it?
JudgeMentaI
#2 I'm gonna assume those are jugs of Irish Whisky
FortuitousFenian
Nope, milk!
StarryPlough
Irish people are just obsessed with drinking tea
TheGreatWillyWonka
Im dissapointed that theres no McGregor vs Mayweather memes about the hurricane... thought you were better than this imagur
onthe6ball
Boards on the window, mail by the door...Ophelia, please darken my door
MadMupp
Apparently the north west of England is on a yellow alert storm warning. But its like a brilliant summers day at the moment
AMedicalHuman
South West 20C this morning with yellow haze from sand blown from the Sahara and ash from european fires. In October....cray cray
crayon98
It was ORANGE
ContagiousOutrageous
It was like that in Ireland ..... before the storm hit
MadMupp
I hope we get more yellow warnings, today has been lovely. The summer we never had.
BumFacedGoat
Yep, we had sunny skies and a mild breeeze here in Runcorn (near Liverpool). It was annoyingly warm.
spongebobmingepants
Was out in back garden during storm(Galway) in t-shirt(checking trampoline!) unseasonably warm weather despite hurricane status.
HoldMyWeaveGuuurl
NW England here. The sky was ORANGE all day and now it's pitch black at 6pm
PippyStrelly
I had to take my coat off because of the heat. And I live near the coast
MisterOp
Maybe Ireland could come park itself over in one of our Great Lakes? I know you guys don't like us, but we think you're all pretty cool.
FortuitousFenian
Ah we have no quarrels with most folks, it’s the neighbours we have a few historical bones to pick with!
dietderpsy
Don't like who?
MisterOp
the one with the Great Lakes
dietderpsy
We like the Great Lakes.
MisterOp
We do too.
Noob3rts
Blow Ireland over to Canada. We'll take those crazy bastards. Don't send them any further north, it is too damn cold.
superbadonkey
Don't worry. We're sending over as many as we can. I'll see you when I have my degree.
TheBigPoo
I'd love this, I might move anyway. We'd be a bit close to that obnoxious neighbor of yours, but we could have each others back :)
TheBigPoo
Is there much work in Canada at the minute?
MrE158
Dublin's already further north than any of Canada's major population centres.
malikcarr
All the Irish people I've talked to would seem to prefer going east and bolting themselves to Poland. Because Catholicism.
superbadonkey
What?
VinnieJonesDiary
I don't know a single Irish person who has moved to Poland, my generation have gone everywhere, but not to Poland.
malikcarr
Came in the context of talking about Polish immigrants in Belfast, the theory being this is good because they'll vote to secede from the UK.
themilkmancometh
Englishman here we'd have no one left to give shit to, we'd have to go back to bullying the French. actually wait yes i'm all aboard
Noob3rts
What about the Scottish?
themilkmancometh
They can handle themselves
drhook
New-Newfoundland
Noob3rts
Hahahaha, Canada would have to lay claim to it as fast as possible or the US might say they found oil.
ghostrobbie
Too late, we already seen it
Noob3rts
Just you try it. We're everywhere. You cannot defeat us.
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SayIAmYou
Sitting here in '5 cases' and its not only not a hurricane, it's an unusually nice day. No idea what state the rest of the country is in
res20stupid
Well, right now I know my neighbour doesn't have any TV because his aerial is hanging beside my bedroom window
elpietro
Roof off a school down here, and off Turners Cross stadium, game going ahead tomorrow against Derry though still. Lots of uprooted trees too
aoifem274
The two of my garden walls collapsed one onto our air heating unit so we have no hot water or heating. A bit annoying but nothing terrible
FortuitousFenian
One dead in Waterford, few trees and roofs relocated but nothing on proper hurricane standards I guess. Bit blowy where I am but that’s it.
OohhJoanieLovesChachi
Now up to three dead guys
imsmallfry
3 dead total so far. Dublin, a couple of trees on the road and luas is down
Niddhoger
couple died when trees hit their cars. Driving through a tropical storm.
SayIAmYou
Well that's a rough day's weather, but I guess people listened to the warnings. Could have been worse.
SayIAmYou
I'm in west Kerry and there's been some sunny patches in between the bursts of rain
FortuitousFenian
Not so bad, downgraded to three bottles for you then I guess ;)
roflcopterLOL
2 dead last I saw. Woman crushed by tree on car, man killed in "chainsaw accident" trying to clear fallen tree... Not sure if that counts
SayIAmYou
Just put the news on, it's up to three
FortuitousFenian
Aye heard that later on, I think it counts though not sure how he managed it, basically said he was killed with his own saw.
AllieCatBlue
They said it happened when another tree fell down on top of him. There's 3 dead now apperently.
MisterDictionary
Well, a chainsaw is pretty much a fast-moving chain on a stick, so if it hits and catches on something that doesn't give, it might kick.