Indian People Facebook (and other social media) pt. 2

Jul 27, 2017 4:40 AM

freakydinosaur

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me irl

Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak

r/Indianpeoplefacebook ur welcome

Sometimes I wonder if Darsheel is my actual biological father...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

. Is surprisingly normal compared to the rest, dude just having fun

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Holy cow! Indian shit on fp! Wah modiji Wah!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#9 Lost it at Simi Sim Simk Sala Bim.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

At least mosquitoes find me attractive

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

A line many of us can use.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Train drivers don't get raped? I'm shocked Shocked I tell you

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Indian rocked

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indian here. Lmao, we call them curries. Desperate fucks messaging every white girl they see lol

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 5

Fuck we're creepy/unwittingly funny!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They sound rapey

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

A lot of them on date sites are like this or worse. I've had some bad mishaps with some. I don't even talk to them anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to India

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#12 This guy's boss calls him at midnight just to say good job for posing under a lamp post, and I can't even get a bigger budget...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can't because your job is being outsourced to India. Probably to this guy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, I guess he is doing a good job :(. I'll mail him the director's scepter in the morning.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Indian , I should be red with shame but am brown.

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

My bf is Indian. I'm sending him all of these

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hope he has a good sense of humor. Or he might start dhouting one monkey

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Indian, i am literally rolling on floor laughing.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Do not emulate the footsteps of Lindsay Logan who looks very old due to binge drinking.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I meant Lohan obvs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He has a point.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He's just genuinely concerned, okay?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I always assumed it was the coke

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welp, as an indian im glad you didnt call it a dump, the only dumps we do are on the streets. (its a joke pls dont kill me)

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 4

Nobody will kill you over a joke bro. Malaria or typhoid fever will do it anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you heard of Toilet: A Love Story coming up? It's so interesting and even though it's just a movie, I really hope it opens some minds

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too late man Shiv Sena is behind your ass

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

D E S I G N A T E D

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

POO

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

IN

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Indian , Dhak you Chod!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Being an Indian idk how I feel about laughing at this

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Same here

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"U are number 1 yes number 1 Monkey" My new favorite insult

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

"Stupidity is a virus, and you my friend are monkey number one in this outbreak" - The Lab radio DJs in GTA

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I like the sala bim at the end. Idk what it means but I imagine it's the Indian form of eat shit

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is now, if it's not.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sim Sala Bim are the magic words

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the new black twitter

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Brown twitter?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Brown is the new black?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a none-of-the-above Indian guy, I apologize for the.......cringeworthiness here

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

People of all colours do shit like this. Don't even sweat it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't apologise, dude. We all have something to bring the table.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Mostly curry, but still.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you tasted Gulab Jamun? Bacon ain't got nothing on Gulab Jamun!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh shit darsheel already banged the drum...

8 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

Hide your mothers!

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Forget that, hide your Windows operating system because you might get a call from them saying there is a virus on it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"British are all white" oh you silly Indians

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Poor UK

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dated indian guy and his friend kept calling me British and talked to me about British invasion. I am Nordic. "All whites are Brit" too.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Nords constantly being hired in Bollywood films to play Brits is the most hilarious and greatest thing that ever happens. The accents!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:x Wow, never heard of this. Are there clips of this in Youtube? Any juicy links?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, man. it's obvious if you watch enough bollywood movies, but I remember seeing a YT clip. I'll look for it and post soon if i find it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen just 5ish haha. Thank you in advance, if you find some clip.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It seems you have a lot of funny stories from the time you dated an Indian guy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some yeah. I cannot think up more tho atm... :< Sorry

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like your namw

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the new black twitter? Because I'm on board for that

8 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 1

This def seem more entertaining :)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

/r/indianpeoplefacebook

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

brown is the new black

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dont forget this gold:

8 years ago | Likes 1470 Dislikes 4

I love this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favourite image on the internet, was sad to learn it was self-aware satire and not A 100% serious post, but its still hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha. I remember this. Where's the Raheel Sharif one?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Which?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Team Mudasir.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck Mudasir. He a bitch

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm having that bug where I just hold my mouse over it, the image pops out and bounces up and down. Feels like a pop-up ad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pakistani people.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and the sequel:

8 years ago | Likes 519 Dislikes 0

The cringe. Its almost too much to bear

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Man, i hope they will make a movie of that with a lot of singing and cringy dancing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some reason I always thought Mudasir was the guy on the right in the first pic. This bothers me...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

asif that happened

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

So happy for them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I'm glad it all worked out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Did this actually happen on the show? This is something that the show would do.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yup, it was like an Easter egg I believe. Not completely shown on the TV but rather something in the background. I think...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Team mudasir

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

I LOVE

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What!?!? Salman is the better friend!!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Over 1200 likes what the fuck?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The first thing I looked at too. Dafuq.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

india is a big country

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

this is from Pakistan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm from India. Agreed

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think that's Pakistani.

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 3

It is...but who cares...right?...its all the same

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 58

I like all the ellipses, it makes you look as slow online as you must be in real life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I mean, I care... No, not really.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

MAY I QUOTE LINKIN PARK? BUT INDIAN IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why is this getting down voted? We were the same country until 1947. We're the same people, though some might not care to admit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well... whatever...no one cares anyways..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you're speaking ethnically, then perhaps (but keep in mind mughals came from middle East). But ideologies and development wise, nope.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We were the same people. Were. You are living in the past. After 1947, a lot of atrocities were committed in case you didn't notice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

If you're not too familiar with the europeans, I am sure people can't tell the difference between an Austrian and a German. But can tell (1)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

70 years isn't enough to erase thousands of years of a shared cultural identity

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Generally, Indians hate Pakistanis. "Generally"!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You must have watched many documentaries. Tell me more about India and pakistan. Sure you remember that meme. Right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Yes they do. And now China too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's not forget an actual scene from a CN cartoon: https://youtu.be/yXxQxylU9L0?t=1m25s

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck? I know the show is pretty damn cool, but what the fuck? That entire video was a shitfest of things not for kids.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The flip is this?!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The amazing world of gumball. Best kids show to date.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

OH MY GOD.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did I know it was gonna be Gumball before I even clicked?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No more black Twitter dumps. Make Indian Facebook the new trend please

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I like both. And Scottish twitter is gold too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Now that i think of it indian people are pretty funny

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It's funny until you realize half the time they are serious or think they are cool for it. Source, I dated indian guy and he fits these 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

The fact that they are really like that os what makes it funny. But not in a disrespectful way its just my sene of humor

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and some of it is silly and just weird. Nothing too bad in that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*fitted, idk about present

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

*fit. Fit is the past tense of fits.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh yes... I feel dumb

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Aw, I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to make you feel dumb. I just couldn't pass it by. I tried.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

way too well. .-. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Why did you date him? Isn't all of this blatantly obvious when you meet a person like this, of any nationality? Or was it more insidious

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was teenager (17, but inexperienced and naïve). In hindsight: yeap, should have known, but didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they not know of pornhub? Why so much thirst?

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Living in crowded houses several to a room/ toilets offer v little privacy if you're lucky enough to have one. Masturbation is hard

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Isn't it always.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Generalise much?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No. just knowledge and facts. Have a lovely day x

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They also have a lot of rich and middle class people.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Oh sorry you're right. That completely contradicts my point. I'll delete what I said.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally stopped lurking and signed up

8 years ago | Likes 677 Dislikes 12

welcome to the party. Stay motivated and you might get to Glorious in five months.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're off to a great start

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

holy shit

8 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 1

You should feel proud. It's absolutely monumental and a tremendous accomplishment.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Who-ga chug-ga one of us!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Long live @dhakdhakbitchlasagna!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You bloody legend

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna jump on the clout train before it leaves me behind. Toot-toot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice username!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

One of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us!

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 4

I want to be here for the record books

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you glorious bastard

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I remember

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You incredible bitch lasagna.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We will always remember where we were when @dhakdhakbitchlasagna came into being.

8 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 1

I was putting a to-go box into a trash can about to take off my Starbucks shirt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaah, what a lovely moment.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll be able to tell my great grand children that I was there.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

never forghetti bitchlasagna spaghetti

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"came into"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And now we wait for the day that no one knows what the hell your username means

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

dhak dhak dhak dhak.... +1 billion people will always know what my username means

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#neverforget

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bitch lasagna

8 years ago | Likes 687 Dislikes 6

Dammit I just posted bitch lasagna & then I see you got here first. Well done you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so make

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can't find anything that says that, am I a total idiot or is this a reference to something else?

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Reference to Part 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a reference to something else.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Second time today I've laughed out loud at that pic.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stay strong, trains is hard job.

8 years ago | Likes 3464 Dislikes 10

I like trains.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This one genuinely made me laugh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*insert topical military train joke.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

number 1 monkey

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm using this whenever someone is having a hard time on the internet, I just hope they understand the reference

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Trains IS hard job

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

This is so perfext

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that one was genuinely quite heartwarming.

8 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

Hate to be that guy, actually I love being that guy. The image was screenshotted 40 or so seconds after posting, probably a parody account.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

This needs to become a thing

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 3

It already did.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once you get back on track it's all good

8 years ago | Likes 295 Dislikes 1

Gold

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/Z1gQtyQ

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhh that took a sexond

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My uncle also train driver. He also receive death threats but not rape threats.

8 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 2

It's only rape if you say no

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Under what circumstances do train drivers receive death threats, and from whom? Do people hold up signs as they pass?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

It happens... people who don't want to pay n shit

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/9SIUEY2

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Wow :O I want to try it once

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak +1

8 years ago | Likes 1507 Dislikes 13

*mario 1up noise*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man down, where you from, my [n-word]

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched the whole thing and thoroughly enjoyed it but still so not understand dhak dhak.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I believe it's supposed to sound like that plip plop plip plop you get in porn.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pop, pop, fizz, fizz?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

beep boop beep boop?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Http://i.imgur.com/0lbXmYE.gif

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Check out this video and you'll understand Dhak Dhak https://youtu.be/PriYgiqUOlE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for posting

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That did not help.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a popular sensuous Bollywood song from the 90s.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What are you doing lmao

8 years ago | Likes 307 Dislikes 5

doing your mum

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 16

fucking u

8 years ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 5

No offense mate

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak

8 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 5

o.o

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harder, daddy!~

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

o.o

8 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 6

dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak

8 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 4

stop

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 38

Oh c'mon guys I was playing along with what the original image text said. Fickle twatsos

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 11

There was an effort

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

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