freakydinosaur
395898
10006
350
me irl
Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak
r/Indianpeoplefacebook ur welcome
JayPumpkinCat
Sometimes I wonder if Darsheel is my actual biological father...
RakiaTime
tantadaa
Holy cow! Indian shit on fp! Wah modiji Wah!
DeltaBlast
Syrpynt
#9 Lost it at Simi Sim Simk Sala Bim.
mymorningstraightjacket
At least mosquitoes find me attractive
LordofGoats
A line many of us can use.
GhettoEMS
Train drivers don't get raped? I'm shocked Shocked I tell you
JoelsPerfectBabybackRibs
Indian rocked
lucidaddict
Indian here. Lmao, we call them curries. Desperate fucks messaging every white girl they see lol
dasappan
Fuck we're creepy/unwittingly funny!
Jinzoningen
They sound rapey
kungfucatattack
A lot of them on date sites are like this or worse. I've had some bad mishaps with some. I don't even talk to them anymore.
Hyippy
Welcome to India
Tinkrr
#12 This guy's boss calls him at midnight just to say good job for posing under a lamp post, and I can't even get a bigger budget...
somethingsomethingwittyhere
You can't because your job is being outsourced to India. Probably to this guy.
Tinkrr
Damn, I guess he is doing a good job :(. I'll mail him the director's scepter in the morning.
BoyInBoxers
As an Indian , I should be red with shame but am brown.
Imgurislongerfunny
My bf is Indian. I'm sending him all of these
BoyInBoxers
I hope he has a good sense of humor. Or he might start dhouting one monkey
floyd007
As an Indian, i am literally rolling on floor laughing.
trina1978
Do not emulate the footsteps of Lindsay Logan who looks very old due to binge drinking.
trina1978
I meant Lohan obvs
BreadyStinellis
He has a point.
DeusexNihilo
He's just genuinely concerned, okay?
NarcanAnomaly
I always assumed it was the coke
QuantumShittingInTheSpaceTimeContinuum
Welp, as an indian im glad you didnt call it a dump, the only dumps we do are on the streets. (its a joke pls dont kill me)
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Nobody will kill you over a joke bro. Malaria or typhoid fever will do it anyway.
Quelquefois
Have you heard of Toilet: A Love Story coming up? It's so interesting and even though it's just a movie, I really hope it opens some minds
IntelligentHippo
Too late man Shiv Sena is behind your ass
LordofGoats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
RandomImgurian
D E S I G N A T E D
catapulter
POO
Taarguson
IN
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
As an Indian , Dhak you Chod!
Morty351Prototype
Being an Indian idk how I feel about laughing at this
metaception
Same here
RalphtheMagnif
"U are number 1 yes number 1 Monkey" My new favorite insult
Hoop66
"Stupidity is a virus, and you my friend are monkey number one in this outbreak" - The Lab radio DJs in GTA
BushelOfLabeouf
I like the sala bim at the end. Idk what it means but I imagine it's the Indian form of eat shit
usersubbordercontrol
It is now, if it's not.
MrShikko
Sim Sala Bim are the magic words
daveisamonster
Thank you for the new black twitter
leezmeister420
Brown twitter?
YellowFrisbee9
Brown is the new black?
ChocolateBearVanillaBear
Yes
pumpernicklelel
As a none-of-the-above Indian guy, I apologize for the.......cringeworthiness here
skelekittycat
People of all colours do shit like this. Don't even sweat it.
PenguinsAreJustPandaChicken
Don't apologise, dude. We all have something to bring the table.
CClop
Mostly curry, but still.
PenguinsAreJustPandaChicken
Have you tasted Gulab Jamun? Bacon ain't got nothing on Gulab Jamun!
sendnewtss
Oh shit darsheel already banged the drum...
panamakid
Hide your mothers!
TheAmazingBlahaj
Forget that, hide your Windows operating system because you might get a call from them saying there is a virus on it.
HowAboutThatUpdog
ProvidesYouNewShittyLinks
Poor UK
MotionOfTheOcean
I dated indian guy and his friend kept calling me British and talked to me about British invasion. I am Nordic. "All whites are Brit" too.
Quelquefois
Nords constantly being hired in Bollywood films to play Brits is the most hilarious and greatest thing that ever happens. The accents!
MotionOfTheOcean
:x Wow, never heard of this. Are there clips of this in Youtube? Any juicy links?
Quelquefois
oh, man. it's obvious if you watch enough bollywood movies, but I remember seeing a YT clip. I'll look for it and post soon if i find it!
MotionOfTheOcean
I've seen just 5ish haha. Thank you in advance, if you find some clip.
PenguinsAreJustPandaChicken
It seems you have a lot of funny stories from the time you dated an Indian guy.
MotionOfTheOcean
Some yeah. I cannot think up more tho atm... :< Sorry
lemonfluff
I like your namw
MotionOfTheOcean
Thanks
Anonomaly
Is this the new black twitter? Because I'm on board for that
vanella
This def seem more entertaining :)
seakira
/r/indianpeoplefacebook
dhakdhakbitchlasagna
brown is the new black
Midgarmerc
Dont forget this gold:
TheBufferkiller
I love this.
scarecrowe94
My favourite image on the internet, was sad to learn it was self-aware satire and not A 100% serious post, but its still hilarious.
hisholybeardness
Hahahaha. I remember this. Where's the Raheel Sharif one?
Flashback0180
Which?
SweetZombiJesus
Team Mudasir.
grandfalloon
Fuck Mudasir. He a bitch
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I'm having that bug where I just hold my mouse over it, the image pops out and bounces up and down. Feels like a pop-up ad.
jjamwal
Pakistani people.
Midgarmerc
and the sequel:
Bigbadsmell
The cringe. Its almost too much to bear
CatTranslator
Man, i hope they will make a movie of that with a lot of singing and cringy dancing.
TheAdventuresofStealy
For some reason I always thought Mudasir was the guy on the right in the first pic. This bothers me...
larryqa
asif that happened
meztek
So happy for them
wormfood
Well I'm glad it all worked out
HocusPokesUs
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
Did this actually happen on the show? This is something that the show would do.
HocusPokesUs
Yup, it was like an Easter egg I believe. Not completely shown on the TV but rather something in the background. I think...
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Team mudasir
imgurgladtobehere
I LOVE
Ampwork
What!?!? Salman is the better friend!!
Prealan
Over 1200 likes what the fuck?
PanEdaCat
The first thing I looked at too. Dafuq.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
india is a big country
itsmuks
this is from Pakistan
BadWolf16
I'm from India. Agreed
lucidaddict
I think that's Pakistani.
yudodat
It is...but who cares...right?...its all the same
Starvegal
I like all the ellipses, it makes you look as slow online as you must be in real life.
WeHavePi
I mean, I care... No, not really.
mentallychallengeaccepted
MAY I QUOTE LINKIN PARK? BUT INDIAN IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
chillFlamingo
Underrated comment
Ablus
Why is this getting down voted? We were the same country until 1947. We're the same people, though some might not care to admit.
yudodat
Well... whatever...no one cares anyways..
lucidaddict
If you're speaking ethnically, then perhaps (but keep in mind mughals came from middle East). But ideologies and development wise, nope.
yudodat
We were the same people. Were. You are living in the past. After 1947, a lot of atrocities were committed in case you didn't notice.
Ablus
If you're not too familiar with the europeans, I am sure people can't tell the difference between an Austrian and a German. But can tell (1)
koalas321
70 years isn't enough to erase thousands of years of a shared cultural identity
TheNealRigga
Generally, Indians hate Pakistanis. "Generally"!
iamapanda99
You must have watched many documentaries. Tell me more about India and pakistan. Sure you remember that meme. Right?
lucidaddict
Yes they do. And now China too.
BozoThePie
Let's not forget an actual scene from a CN cartoon: https://youtu.be/yXxQxylU9L0?t=1m25s
salvationjuice
.
AfroSamuraiRM
What the fuck? I know the show is pretty damn cool, but what the fuck? That entire video was a shitfest of things not for kids.
lemonfluff
The flip is this?!
Ordinance
The amazing world of gumball. Best kids show to date.
gterio
OH MY GOD.
Goronhead
How did I know it was gonna be Gumball before I even clicked?
Khatvogel
No more black Twitter dumps. Make Indian Facebook the new trend please
DiggerPlease
I like both. And Scottish twitter is gold too.
thyfartismurder
Now that i think of it indian people are pretty funny
MotionOfTheOcean
It's funny until you realize half the time they are serious or think they are cool for it. Source, I dated indian guy and he fits these 1/2
thyfartismurder
The fact that they are really like that os what makes it funny. But not in a disrespectful way its just my sene of humor
MotionOfTheOcean
Yeah, and some of it is silly and just weird. Nothing too bad in that
MotionOfTheOcean
*fitted, idk about present
BreadyStinellis
*fit. Fit is the past tense of fits.
MotionOfTheOcean
Oh yes... I feel dumb
BreadyStinellis
Aw, I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to make you feel dumb. I just couldn't pass it by. I tried.
MotionOfTheOcean
way too well. .-. 2/2
Snarkoleptic
Why did you date him? Isn't all of this blatantly obvious when you meet a person like this, of any nationality? Or was it more insidious
MotionOfTheOcean
I was teenager (17, but inexperienced and naïve). In hindsight: yeap, should have known, but didn't.
AngelicOrb
Do they not know of pornhub? Why so much thirst?
HighrockTendales
Living in crowded houses several to a room/ toilets offer v little privacy if you're lucky enough to have one. Masturbation is hard
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Isn't it always.
DiggerPlease
Generalise much?
HighrockTendales
No. just knowledge and facts. Have a lovely day x
HighrockTendales
https://www.pri.org/stories/2016-05-12/india-access-toilets-remains-huge-problem-worst-all-women-and-girls
DiggerPlease
They also have a lot of rich and middle class people.
HighrockTendales
Oh sorry you're right. That completely contradicts my point. I'll delete what I said.
HighrockTendales
http://www.worldmapper.org/posters/worldmapper_map192_ver5.pdf
dhakdhakbitchlasagna
Finally stopped lurking and signed up
Ryanator50
welcome to the party. Stay motivated and you might get to Glorious in five months.
BroadFjord
You're off to a great start
asinthelatedentarthurdent
Happy birthday
freakydinosaur
holy shit
Hurrrrrrrrr
You should feel proud. It's absolutely monumental and a tremendous accomplishment.
thrillhotv
Who-ga chug-ga one of us!!!!
renegadejanitor
Long live @dhakdhakbitchlasagna!
Aussieausti
You bloody legend
HatsfordaEmprah
I'm gonna jump on the clout train before it leaves me behind. Toot-toot.
spotlesspanda
Nice username!
APenguinInATuxedo
One of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us!
herroturry
I want to be here for the record books
durkavenski
you glorious bastard
renegadejanitor
I remember
tremonti
You incredible bitch lasagna.
AwkwardLee
We will always remember where we were when @dhakdhakbitchlasagna came into being.
CarlosOfNightvale
I was putting a to-go box into a trash can about to take off my Starbucks shirt
AwkwardLee
Aaah, what a lovely moment.
madjo
I'll be able to tell my great grand children that I was there.
Wildzebucxl
never forghetti bitchlasagna spaghetti
blendertom
"came into"
IHaveAMemeForThis
ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone
And now we wait for the day that no one knows what the hell your username means
dhakdhakbitchlasagna
dhak dhak dhak dhak.... +1 billion people will always know what my username means
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
#neverforget
ColtTheKid
Bitch lasagna
tipsymcstagger1
Dammit I just posted bitch lasagna & then I see you got here first. Well done you.
rickeyspanish
so make
777Permission
nooowhaaaat
SuckAnElf
I can't find anything that says that, am I a total idiot or is this a reference to something else?
LadySasquatch
Reference to Part 1
MintyHippo6889
It's a reference to something else.
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Fishlullabies
Second time today I've laughed out loud at that pic.
SuckAnElf
Oh god
CChowder
Stay strong, trains is hard job.
wherearemytesticles
I like trains.
SebastianCrab
jherazob
This one genuinely made me laugh
ElRoboDiablo
*insert topical military train joke.
DownvotedToOblivionAndDiedInUserSub
DanjoDanjo
number 1 monkey
Ventrix
I'm using this whenever someone is having a hard time on the internet, I just hope they understand the reference
SpaceTimer8032
Trains IS hard job
hansolongdingdongtralala
lemonfluff
This is so perfext
dullgenericusername
I thought that one was genuinely quite heartwarming.
whenlifegivesyouherpes
Hate to be that guy, actually I love being that guy. The image was screenshotted 40 or so seconds after posting, probably a parody account.
KeepYourFaceFengShui
This needs to become a thing
vintagebanana
It already did.
andDontCallMeSurely
Once you get back on track it's all good
TwiggleberryMcBellyBottom
Gold
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman5
http://imgur.com/Z1gQtyQ
AbyssalKraken
Ohhh that took a sexond
BadWolf16
Datsinginguy
My uncle also train driver. He also receive death threats but not rape threats.
oneoldman
It's only rape if you say no
spudpicker
Under what circumstances do train drivers receive death threats, and from whom? Do people hold up signs as they pass?
CorHorizon
It happens... people who don't want to pay n shit
Tashok
http://imgur.com/9SIUEY2
muchomacho
Wow :O I want to try it once
Overdaline
Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak +1
bernlack
*mario 1up noise*
OpiumDealer
Man down, where you from, my [n-word]
Guyonbench
DeltaBlast
HowAboutTheBSharps
Dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak
lemonfluff
I watched the whole thing and thoroughly enjoyed it but still so not understand dhak dhak.
wherearemytesticles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nmWSI9qxSg
DavidTennantsHairIsWhatILiveFor
Stop!
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
I believe it's supposed to sound like that plip plop plip plop you get in porn.
DukeDarkwood
Pop, pop, fizz, fizz?
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
beep boop beep boop?
Wedriftdeeper
hansolongdingdongtralala
Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak Http://i.imgur.com/0lbXmYE.gif
PixeledSiren
LimitDoesNotExist
Check out this video and you'll understand Dhak Dhak https://youtu.be/PriYgiqUOlE
ElizaMDancer
Thanks for posting
drakewarnock
That did not help.
LimitDoesNotExist
It's a popular sensuous Bollywood song from the 90s.
ginastringr
What are you doing lmao
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
doing your mum
pistachiomoustache
fucking u
respecMaName
No offense mate
QuantumShittingInTheSpaceTimeContinuum
dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak
buildoman
o.o
Arracor
Harder, daddy!~
QuiteADapperAsshole
o.o
SpiciestMayMays
dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak
TheManSpider
stop
TheManSpider
Oh c'mon guys I was playing along with what the original image text said. Fickle twatsos
IHaveAMemeForThis
There was an effort
StiIIalivelhope