On all levels, except name, I am tall Justin

Sep 1, 2016 10:14 PM

kindasortathor

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I'm 6'8", this resonates with me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Us tall people gotta stick together

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My name is justin, and I am 6'3, I can relate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who was maybe 6'7" and a drunk guy came up to him and said, "I'm not saying you're a freak, but you are freakishly tall."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On all levels including name I am tall Justin. Last strip is extremely accurate. First time I saw it laughed for a solid 10 min.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a tall guy I feel so identified

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is pretty goddamn tall.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Every time I read these ones In my head he has a deep voice

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Hey same here probably because a lot of tall people ( including myself) tend to have deep voices

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

anybody want a peanut

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a gentleman of above average height, I can attest to "fuck you're tall" response

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The doctor says malnutrition as a child stunted my growth, I am 6'3" What kind of monster would I have been?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Justin and Patty are fucking adorable.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6'4 here. I'm sick of everyone I meet commenting on my height. And of ruining my knees every time I take a train.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a 5'4" guy, trust me you are better off tall. Discrimination against short guys is real

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's probably coded in genetics.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6'6 Asian man here, surprised they didn't ask about what size shoe he wears.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm 6'3" and my name is Justin. I relate to all these comics.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I'm a 6'4" Canadian named Justin. We should form a team!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck you're tall.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hopefully not the one with the noose?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dono why, I just read all Justin's words in a much deeper voice in my mind.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get that last panel a lot

9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 3

Yep

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should lay off the Potassium.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NEVER

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My brother always get: "sti que t'es grand". (Fuck you're tall, in canadian french)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm tall, but not enough for that panel. I consider it 'just right' amount of tallness. I'm a happy person

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 6'7" and that last comic speaks to me at a spiritual level

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

K

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All these other guys at 6'5" and up getting shit for their height and here I am at 6'1" thinking I've got it rough.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 17, 2016 10:19 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I'm 6'0'' and it's too tall. Everything in this world was designed for midgets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And finding pants is tough. I can never find 32x34 pants. And shorts, I can never get shorts that reach my knees. I look like a freaky nerd.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People say "Wow, you're tall" all the time. And my mom is 5'2" and dad is 5'11". They ask where I get it, I say we have some tall uncles.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find it's generally best to completely ignore a person's most notable feature, even if it's a positive one. They hear it enough.

9 years ago | Likes 697 Dislikes 2

As an Asian girl living in the Bible Belt - this would be fantastic. Does it happen? Rarely ever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a 6'7" dude, this, if people all my height I'll give it in metric to annoy them as much as they annoy me

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a good person. I'm a 22 year old man that got a lot of body hair at a young age. It's like people thought I never noticed it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why I stopped commenting on wheelchairs and stutters.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Compliments are nice. Making a joke? Yeah, everyone's heard that a 1000x - this is from someone with notably red hair

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*tries not to mention hexagons*

9 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

so, octagons... am I right?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Fuck youre tall

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From a very tall person, thank you

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless it's their huge penis.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Haha that's a good exception

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Do people really not understand there is no way to respond to "jesus youre tall arent you?"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I'm bad with names so usually just address people by their most notable feature

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know a guy who is an even seven feet. I knew he was asked about it all the time but I couldn't not ask him what that was like.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's odd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Till you're friends, then rip on. 'Em constantly for it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Preach

9 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 0

@kindasortathor you are so agreeable!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Agreed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank ya

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No I'd defiantly take more compliment ts even if I've heard it 1000 times

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Id think everyone was making fun of me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Defiantly. That's like, "Yeah! Well fuck your compliment! You'll never take me alive, you cunts!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Man you're tall", "Did you play basketball?", "How tall are you?" Pretty fucking annoying and are not complimenting anything of importance.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what's the weather like up there?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your grammar is wonderful.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Fuck you're tall

9 years ago | Likes 285 Dislikes 2

I'm so glad when I said this to my friend Tall Ryan he got the reference.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still one of my favorite C&H punchlines.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. @op is tall.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

6'2" female here. I'm to the point where I respond to this with extreme sarcasm. I think it alarms people.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I just awkwardly laugh it off.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually go with "thanks, I stretch every day"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like to give em the old "HOLY SHIT REALLY???" looking as genuinely shocked as possible as I look myself up and down

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's pretty much exactly what I say too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who's 6'4", this made me laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

6'4" also. It's crazy how often height is brought up in everyday conversations

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At 6'9" I hear it a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I realize I am being downvoted for the pierced 69 joke. I am 6'9" and 5 centimeters. I'm one tall fuck. It's just bad luck I am a 69 joke.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hello my 6'4" friend

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Serious talk: Where the hell do you buy pants? They're big AND tall stores, not big OR tall stores.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you can have pants tailored. if by big you mean fat then i already am and i do not face this problem..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can buy Carharrt off the rack, but pretty much everything else needs tailored because I'm between sizes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At 6'7" it will never not make me laugh

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jun 12, 2017 8:12 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Bruh, I was 6' 1" when I was your age REKT (coming from a 6'4" 16 year old)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was over 6' at that age and grew for another 7 years while everyone else topped out after 3, get at me once your balls drop

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