WkingInTheWind
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Aug 11, 2022 1:46 AM
WkingInTheWind
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icbkr
Keep upvoting every time you see this and maybe one day we’ll get to see 14/17 episodes.
Noofie69
How many time is this going to be reposted?
noonehasthisoneyet
Ah I see op changed it to say “comic” instead of “movie”. I’m pretty sure a comic like that already exists
Ridicrule
Great idea ??
XargentoXaraiva
Couldn't be worse than Superman IV
ILiekrocks
I feel like the CIA would already know his duel identity
Thanksforl
I'd buy the 1st ticket
THEREDHO0D
Sort of similar he got mistaken for Bruce Wayne by death stroke so he poisoned him but it just made him act drunk so when he tried to shoot
THEREDHO0D
Him he punched death stroke off the boat i can’t remember the exact comic I wanna say American alien but I’m probably wrong
banananutcheerios
Christopher Reeve.....always and forever.
nekuth
djhash
The CIA guy is Mr. Bean
Goldenteckel
bubbacable
Why does this remind me of SoldierBoy?
bubbacable
or Red Son, (2019)
SirSexcellence
They plant radioactive isotopes in his clothing but he just ends up killing anyone he comes into contact with at the Daily Planet.
Filanwizard
I feel like the CIA knows he's Superman, And deep in the basement of Langley they have a room of Kryptonite firing weapons just in case
Filanwizard
the main hole in that is then why wouldnt they have used them at times when villains from the same world cause trouble.
Nobody7713
So they don't tip Supes off that they have them.
mutedia
Superman is so boring, maybe that's what they need to make an interesting story, more clark kent. The alien god angle is boring.
DigitalHare
kojenk
I was going to if i didnt find it here like I expected
Salzab
I like that he isnt quite sure how much damage the mallet would do, shows how he cant identify with human limits, only learn about them.
AllTheGoodNamesAreUnavailable
would need a couple scenes with yakkity sax. totally doable
sniggledick
Give it to the Coen Brothers
Goldenteckel
tyrunn
Christopher Reeve is Superman, he always will be.
thosebahsturds86
I miss him.
Goldenteckel
So do I ! Not to mention the fact the him and Robin Williams were best friends. :'-(
thosebahsturds86
An awesome pairing. …so about your username…teckle? Like the dog?
Goldenteckel
Indeed ! I wanted to find something that sounded both "elvish" (especially to non native english speakers) and goofy.
thosebahsturds86
Good choice! (Cute dog too)
Goldenteckel
cyno01
Kinda happened in Superman TAS S02E22 "The Late Mr. Kent", cop tries to kill Clark before he figures out he framed someone on death row.
cyno01
Pretty fuckin heavy for a kids cartoon.
kojenk
Yeah. Cop figures out he's superman justvas the gas chamber fills
HangingWithMyGnomies
Clark gets into his car and it blows up. Superman sat there like oh nuts I need new glasses
cyno01
cyno01
Superman TAS S02E22 "The Late Mr. Kent" kinda did this.
Galfronon
He ends up in a cast to fake an injury when a coworker witnesses one of the "accidents." The assassins wrongly assume he's vulnerable now.
HodgePodgekin
CIA sneaks into ICU to administer a poison vial to Kent rectally. Kent clenches his butt, crushing the glass vial into the agent's hand.
RainierCamino
PenisFacts
Kent then butt clenches over and over until the agent is sucked into his butt cavity and pulverised into a small wet blob he later deficates
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
Brock Samson approves
quicksilver1
The force of Clark's clapped cheeks alone is enough to send the agents flying.
WGG25
right into deep space as human dust
Lampmonster
There was one comic where a guy realized on the electric chair why his plan to kill Clark had failed. Figured it just before the juice hit.
Starfox5
That was an animated episode as well - it was a gas chamber at the end, crooked cop dies.
Lampmonster
TAS fucking rocked.
IFoldlyGo
Here is the cartoon for it - https://youtu.be/a04xWjjgqos?t=270
Ekibwurm
soemone mentioned once he was eating with lois and had to pretend like nothing happened, and ate the bullets like part of his salad
zigbigidorlu
hirosjimma
ah yes the old writing style of "tell, don't show"
AnAbsoluteIdiotApproaches
'Moo Goo Poo'
Smayds
I always forget that a silencer makes the bullet completely silent, including impact sounds.
AttackoftheRobotMonkeys
Those flat round things in your salad.. probably bullets of some description? You're superman???
c64masterrace
Drix1942
There's a scene in one of the '80s/90s spoof movies where a bad guy turns down the volume on the silencer, and it goes completely silent. ^^
ConsumerOfStories
They spike his drink with a truly wicked dose of botulinum toxin, but it only makes him tipsy for about three seconds
DisgruntledFerret
I think there's a comic where that happens. An assassin hits Clark with neurotoxin (he thought he was Bruce Wayne) and it makes him drunk.
Tarelgeth
Clark standing in for Bruce Wayne, Deathstroke tries to poison Bruce's drink, /a/psnCzE8
cyanidepotato
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frischcode
At the end of the movie, as they're walking by a phone booth they see Clark change into Superman. Then walk straight into an oncoming bus.
ruint
JavaCofe
https://i.imgur.com/J8z9oNQ.null
Ekibwurm
and he save them
DougDingo
you missed the point. they finally learn the secret at the end and die before they can tell anyone
Volimar
That happens in the Superman cartoon. The episode where someone blows up the car Clark is in. But he's executed and can't tell anyone.
ArmlessHoodieDance
The one where he said the explosion gave him amnesia and he couldn’t remember his own name but he could remember Lana Lang’s phone number?
SarcasticComment
power of the penis means he can't forget those digits
Corin
And then he snaps their necks?
AscensionGames
Not the only way he's killed Zod. Doubt he'd do it to CIA agents though.
MarleafChef
Not the agents with moms named martha. Remember, he let his dad die to protect his identity.
GenghisKhan2020
What's scary is it would take literally no effort for him to snap their necks. He could even rip the head off without blinking an eye
paperfanman
I see you too are familiar with the character Superman
Smayds
I hear he's a man, but he's, like, really good at it.
HangingWithMyGnomies
I mean, I’d watch it
GrouchyMarx
I've never found Superman to be interesting due to his OP superpowers, but if the focus was on the agents and their attempts, I'd watch it.
cakeordeathdeathimeancake
seriously me too
wired314
The comic??
usmctech
The anime "The Daily Life of the Immortal King" has an episode that is like this. They keep thinking the gun isn't working right and such.
ScarletEmerald
Why do you start your reply with "I mean"?
MarkRavingMad
bril350
Im sorry but that looks like an animated roger stone. Or i guess stone just looked like a cartoon villain
LonelyHumanBoy
WkingInTheWind
Me to
leeian44101
#
ReelPoop
mii two
ImNotMoodyImJustDramatic
Mew two
BenderRodriguz1010
PineappleLoopsBroether
Superman, I choose youuuu
Sageypie
There's a comic floating around where Joker tries to attack Clark with a giant mallet, and Clark is actually stumped on trying to figure-
Sageypie
-out how to fake react to the attack. Joker doesn't know he's Superman, so Clark knows he needs to fake being hurt, but has no idea how to-
Sageypie
-fake being hurt from this giant wooden mallet, because surely one hit would kill a person.
kyro
Sageypie
That's the one
Freak0zoid
How does it continue?