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Nov 18, 2017 10:55 PM
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PanicAtTheCostco
"Best friends" B====D
GuW69
My cousin came to visit me with his GF + another girl, I was cleaning the kitchen in my underwear and they just walked in, got a GF from it
sarahsaurroar
According to my little cousin, to her friends I'm 'the one with the constipated cat'. From ONE story of my cat screaming in the litter box.
ilovefluids
You might wanna check under their mattress in case they have photos of you
RedExclamation
Well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back you know
LickingAssAndTakingNames
notsoinnocuos
If no pics then it didn't happen
Aceh0le87
would
MileHighLivin
ATTN girls: when guys become your "best friend" after having seen you half naked and telling their friends about it, that's the friendzone
forreallyandfortrue
1998 wants it's cute word for unrequited affection back.
MileHighLivin
And your quip is so fresh and relevant to the times.
BrendanFromBC
Have we considered the fact that OP may be a large-breasted man?
stormegedendarklordofall
Have we considered this is not op's oc?
Aeturo
But...he said OP, which implies Original Poster. If this isn't OC then he isn't OP, so his comment stands
stormegedendarklordofall
Fair
Delvonshi
Superfox132
nonameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
saraplease
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
junk4u
We are gonna pork tonight...
twoticketsforthatthingyoulike
I understood that reference.jpg
danishjuggler21
That’s how the world’s hottest four-way should have started
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
You don’t know what they look like tho
DJNinja
Yeah, could be a cross dressing guy.
JohnCaravella
Hakuna Matatas
RadioactiveCanuck
an ancient earth phrase that roughly means “Fuck it”
nokers
It means no worries
RelativelyWellAdjusted
For the rest of your days
addi09
Any guy would be best friends with a girl if she was wearing less clothing
beez428
*attractive girl
UtherCLX
obligatoryguy
Truth.
zackofspades
Both those boys later roughed themselves over that memory. Guaranteed.
IvnWng
Unless he gay.
domghandi
Lion King is just icing in the cake
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofAdolfHitlersmotherKlaraEveryday
I'd ice that cake if you know what I mean
Matrican
Real question though. Would kids even know about tye Lion King?
KorruptJustice
Now I want cake with icing inside of it.
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
Counterpoint. The Lion King is a selling point and the bra is the delicious icing.
domghandi
I'd be much more willing to get rid of the icing first in that case
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Is there a whipped cream option?
domghandi
There's always a whipped cream option