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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6rc28u/a_friends_son_got_1_from_the_tooth_fairy_a_couple/
Aug 3, 2017 2:45 PM
dddsfv
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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6rc28u/a_friends_son_got_1_from_the_tooth_fairy_a_couple/
ctotheg2
FaceBook bullshit via Reddit. Thanks Grandma
Bojovnik84
"Mom, I'm sick of your shit."
ErinFromTheOffice
Missed out a good "King Dedede" pun.
Redfisher
I like this. Kid prolly didn't know what the hell was going on, but I enjoyed the read.
VerdantApollo
Preparing them for the lifelong disappointment and despair of navigating bureacracy; you gotta start early!
CrispyFarts
"Punk ass tooth fairy, pay me bitch"- kid, possibly.
TinySupreme
Fucking stop with the acronyms.
sabotender
For reals, this is the part that made the letter shit.
JumpDownAndSaySomeGayShitIIIIIIMMMMMMGAAAAAYYYY
The puns are strong with this one.
tehPhreakmang
Parenting: you've got your game face on
BoozeHound001
$5? Inflation hit hard. When I was a kid I got a nickle. I asked for a quarter and my dad knocked out 5 teeth told me there's your quarter.
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
i was expecting jumper cables in that story.
FutherMuckerJ0nes
That's the face of a kid who already knows life is going to take a lot more than just his teeth.
blackoutdigital
I just got off the phone with Comcast and this is already giving me war flashbacks
PaintedLady5519
I got a dollar and was happy about it. It was the 80s, a simpler time.
Brucecori2
I got $5 when the dentist yanked out one of my baby teeth while removing my braces. Still had the bracket on it and everything. Trauma.
theshadowslight24
Props to the parents. Way to keep the childhood wonder strong.
skyspirit
Now hes going to eat a ton of candy & drink mountain dew to rot his teeth if the tooth fairy wont pay up he'll break the whole system down.
2Dank4Memes
What a rebel
Muttmutt
Buck39
Dee Kay! Donkey Kong! Dee Kay! Donkey Kong is here!
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Photo of Dee Kay from the DDD HR portal: http://imgur.com/PISWztk
downtime123
Omg! LOL. Perfect. LMAO!! Thank you.
Mephane
PoopFrosting
lotta red tape in the industry, kid. gotta learn some day.
Mrchazzymoto
Thanks @PoopFrosting
jhaney37
Plaques...
GearWars
abeigor
No, that's NK, this is from DK.
clydeman420
Wow the tooth fairy is cheap in your area. My youngest recieved no less than $5/tooth. She wrote and asked for $30. TF didn't write back tho
AdolfEngels
Enterprise bargaining at play, kids.
gaggingforit
Appeal the decision.
JesusEnoughAlready
Cary Gums? Gary Cums?
2xlepergnome4lyfe
TFW when you realize you're living in a Kafka novel
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
Last picture "I can't fucking read"
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
TeddyMFRoosevelt
dddsfv
Reminds me of this: https://i.imgflip.com/cl4ii.jpg
AkLonewolf
Reminds me of when I read heresy. http://imgur.com/9m9sHiQ
NballardPDX
AkLonewolf
Put a phone in his hands and its a perfect response to a penis pic.
NballardPDX
SeverKatie
So he went from receiving 1 dollar to receiving 1 dollar?
SeverKatie
My bad, I read increased to one dollar, not BY one dollar. I was half asleep
Chinwekewa
That's a 100% raise right there. The tooth fairy cares
Whoamioooooo
It says increased by 1 dollar. Are you dense?
SeverKatie
Not dense, thanks, just tired and apparently didn't carefully read it.
Whoamioooooo
Fair enough
BahamutBBob
Who the fuck prints a letter in landscape? I think Dee Kay should be fired for being unprofessional.
JohnnyCashedOut
It's the cropping dumb dumb
dddsfv
I have no idea. Very bizarre decision
Eloquentelephant565
The fairies use different formatting, duhh lol
ASlowKiss
I think it's the photo that's in landscape. The letter is cut off at the top and bottom.
Ferlin7
Yes. It's also angled weird.
HazyWasabi
Look at the pics of the kid. He's holding the letter in landscape orientation.
HazyWasabi
And you can tell he's holding it the right way from the 2nd photo by comparing the indented lines
ASlowKiss
Right you are. I stand corrected.
Ferlin7
Nope. He's really not.
dddsfv
BTW, "Dee Kay" is supposed to mean decay. When I first read it, I thought it meant Donkey Kong
icantsleepsoiImgur
Well duh!
CosmicBrownie95
Awww I thought it was the drift king
AtlasUnbound
ShlongaDonga
He's the leader of the bunch
brinormous
Bojovnik84
Drift King.
EdgarAllanPoePoe
I'm hoping you were referencing Tokyo Drift. I've been laughing so damn hard the past 10 minutes at this clever ass post.
AlanRodriguezSz
Don't forget S. Cary Gums = Scary Gums
Varenvel
What? Donkey dong?
michonnedisapproves
I was like who df is Delia
carpebass
I saw triple Ds (director of ddd) and wondered if it was a hidden dad joke
hibsta
Yay, I'm not alone. I was confused what Donkey Kong has to do with treth
tarataqa
I'm confused; what are treth?
VerdantApollo
He's the first member of the DK crew
NewToTheEnterwbs
Dankey Kang?
Spixor
But he's the leader of the bunch. You know him well!
Mtchllwng
He's finally back, to kick some tail!
SnailAlmighty
His coconut gun can fire in spurts!
iwanttobebobdylan
A car in my hometown had a license plate that read "IH8DK". I didn't learn until my 20s that he was a dentist and not a lesbian.
tarataqa
I hate Donkey Kong?
niggakawaii
Dankey Kang
MollyNapQueen
My first thought too :)
Fl0zilla
came looking for this, thank you
notme222
We all got that instantly, and now we think you're a little dense. :) But that's OK. Still a cute story.
dddsfv
Not everyone does. So I'm posting it just to be on the safe side
Knillis
I'm not a native speaker, thanks.
dddsfv
You're welcome
Knillis
*blushes* you're welcome too