This kid got $1 from the tooth fairy and wrote a letter asking for an upgrade to $5. Here's the response from the "tooth fairy"

Aug 3, 2017 2:45 PM

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FaceBook bullshit via Reddit. Thanks Grandma

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Mom, I'm sick of your shit."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Missed out a good "King Dedede" pun.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like this. Kid prolly didn't know what the hell was going on, but I enjoyed the read.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Preparing them for the lifelong disappointment and despair of navigating bureacracy; you gotta start early!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Punk ass tooth fairy, pay me bitch"- kid, possibly.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fucking stop with the acronyms.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For reals, this is the part that made the letter shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The puns are strong with this one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parenting: you've got your game face on

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$5? Inflation hit hard. When I was a kid I got a nickle. I asked for a quarter and my dad knocked out 5 teeth told me there's your quarter.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

i was expecting jumper cables in that story.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's the face of a kid who already knows life is going to take a lot more than just his teeth.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just got off the phone with Comcast and this is already giving me war flashbacks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a dollar and was happy about it. It was the 80s, a simpler time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got $5 when the dentist yanked out one of my baby teeth while removing my braces. Still had the bracket on it and everything. Trauma.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Props to the parents. Way to keep the childhood wonder strong.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now hes going to eat a ton of candy & drink mountain dew to rot his teeth if the tooth fairy wont pay up he'll break the whole system down.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

What a rebel

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Dee Kay! Donkey Kong! Dee Kay! Donkey Kong is here!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Photo of Dee Kay from the DDD HR portal: http://imgur.com/PISWztk

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg! LOL. Perfect. LMAO!! Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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lotta red tape in the industry, kid. gotta learn some day.

8 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 0

Thanks @PoopFrosting

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Plaques...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No, that's NK, this is from DK.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow the tooth fairy is cheap in your area. My youngest recieved no less than $5/tooth. She wrote and asked for $30. TF didn't write back tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enterprise bargaining at play, kids.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Appeal the decision.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cary Gums? Gary Cums?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TFW when you realize you're living in a Kafka novel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last picture "I can't fucking read"

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of this: https://i.imgflip.com/cl4ii.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of when I read heresy. http://imgur.com/9m9sHiQ

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Put a phone in his hands and its a perfect response to a penis pic.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So he went from receiving 1 dollar to receiving 1 dollar?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

My bad, I read increased to one dollar, not BY one dollar. I was half asleep

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a 100% raise right there. The tooth fairy cares

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It says increased by 1 dollar. Are you dense?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

Not dense, thanks, just tired and apparently didn't carefully read it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Fair enough

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck prints a letter in landscape? I think Dee Kay should be fired for being unprofessional.

8 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 9

It's the cropping dumb dumb

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I have no idea. Very bizarre decision

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

The fairies use different formatting, duhh lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think it's the photo that's in landscape. The letter is cut off at the top and bottom.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

Yes. It's also angled weird.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at the pics of the kid. He's holding the letter in landscape orientation.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

And you can tell he's holding it the right way from the 2nd photo by comparing the indented lines

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Right you are. I stand corrected.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Nope. He's really not.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BTW, "Dee Kay" is supposed to mean decay. When I first read it, I thought it meant Donkey Kong

8 years ago | Likes 511 Dislikes 8

Well duh!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awww I thought it was the drift king

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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He's the leader of the bunch

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drift King.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm hoping you were referencing Tokyo Drift. I've been laughing so damn hard the past 10 minutes at this clever ass post.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget S. Cary Gums = Scary Gums

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What? Donkey dong?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was like who df is Delia

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I saw triple Ds (director of ddd) and wondered if it was a hidden dad joke

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yay, I'm not alone. I was confused what Donkey Kong has to do with treth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm confused; what are treth?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's the first member of the DK crew

8 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Dankey Kang?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But he's the leader of the bunch. You know him well!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's finally back, to kick some tail!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His coconut gun can fire in spurts!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A car in my hometown had a license plate that read "IH8DK". I didn't learn until my 20s that he was a dentist and not a lesbian.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I hate Donkey Kong?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dankey Kang

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

My first thought too :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

came looking for this, thank you

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We all got that instantly, and now we think you're a little dense. :) But that's OK. Still a cute story.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 19

Not everyone does. So I'm posting it just to be on the safe side

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'm not a native speaker, thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You're welcome

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*blushes* you're welcome too

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