I’m not certain, but I don’t think this person is getting vaccinated.

May 19, 2021 8:22 PM

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Spotted on my way to work this morning. Fuck me, I guess.

I can't even be offended by that anymore. I just feel so bad for them, just how dumb of a person they must be. World must be a scary place.

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4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

What a vile person.

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

I'd love to put a sticker on their bumper saying Vaxxed and proud of it!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Every morning before going out v

4 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

Something tells me this guy owns a red hat and a bunch of pseudo patriotic stuff and he’s still realy angry about the election.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Some people are REALLY insecure.

4 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 4

What sucks is that this truck could still be useful if you take off those asinine wheels and redo the exhaust. Perform a brodozerectomy...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I wonder if you told him that the vaccine made your dick bigger.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Why are 'coal burner' vehicles not impounded until they're repaired and have legal exhaust systems?

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Because we have HURR DURR FREEDUMBS states that reject socialist communist government overreach like vehicle inspections.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

How fragile do you have to be to believe diesel exhaust is a reasonable substitute for a personal identity?

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Mani hate large coffee can size stacks on pickup trucks. Looks stupid and all I can think is that this idiot is compensating for something

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

A proper exhaust stack has a rain flap on it. Imagine how much water gets into the exhaust system without covers on these

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This might actually function as corona repellent as it seems like it would repel most people.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tires as smooth as his brain

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Best reply.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Not @op ofc

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Coal rollers are the biggest assholes

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

God, thank you for this. It gave me a good "yuck yuck" laugh!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is a very special boy

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

The most special boy in the whole world?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. The ability to do this diesel swap, in this truck let alone! Should be so specific and eccentric. Wish it was more of a #1 comment ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tump voter - for sure...

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Yeah, that's a drumpf flag he's displaying.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ahh yes. The red white and douche

4 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 11

Yoink!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Love that phrase, I’m going to borrow that one, thanks!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

This guys arguments probably have less tread than his tires.

4 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

Had to scroll back up to check. Those are so bald ass tires

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

god I fucking hate those trucks, they shit out black smoke

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

Not only is it bad for the environment but they are dumping raw fuel in order to do so.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

...and then they bitch about how much gas costs. But it's okay, because it's Biden's fault for personally shutting the pipeline down.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Has two masks on his car though. v

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Not counting the mask he wears to hide from his fear that people won't think he's manly enough.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah he's also not giving any orgasms

4 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 4

His wife is the type that goes to the doctor and finds out she has a clitoris.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a 40 y/o woman, I can confirm that these types are the absolute worst in bed.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I doubt he is the kind old person who cares whether or not his partner has an orgasm.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Partner? Don’t you mean sister?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Exactly

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They say every time he fails to get it up, he puts another $5 in the A$$hole Truck Jar.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck him. Rolling coal should be illegal too.

4 years ago | Likes 694 Dislikes 23

Cops thinks it's cool

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It is illegal. Here's how to report them to the EPA: https://echo.epa.gov/report-environmental-violations

4 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Lolz at the 10-15 people downvoting this because they think doing this to their trucks makes them tougher.

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

It is. It's a violation of the clean air act.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

It is, but where most of these people drive these trucks the cops do too.

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 5

EPA != Local yokels tho.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Removing federal emmissions equipment is

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

That is either a 7.3 (no emissions equipment) or a 6.0 (minimal emissions equipment)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is. The problem is proving it. The legal precedent is something like "excessive black smoke for more than 10 seconds of operation"

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You can get a ticket for "excess exhaust gasses" here in NJ.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The EPA is now cracking down thanks to fuckbois like this and ruining it for us other car people who think rolling coal is the stupidest 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Fucking thing since step sibling porn became popular. Tuners are now being targeted thanks to these giangantic douchenozzles. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Honest question- what’s a ‘tuner’? Engine optimization?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

yes a car goes on a dyno to have the car tuned to make the most power in the easiest terms. but if someone calls themselves a tuner it's

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

usually a Yong guy who bolt on spoilers and crap on their cars which affects performance and looks stupid. I used to be one of them sad days

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

it is in most states, but like noise limits its basically never enforced.

4 years ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 4

But god forbid I have a Loud exhaust on my car because of a hole or loose muffler and I'm waiting on payday to get it fixed.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im the one that gets pulled over

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is in the city but as with most laws, they are definitely not enforced unless a former high school quarterback is the police chief.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In Utah you can snap a pic of the truck and report it. Their registration then gets revoked and they have to lose the illegal mods.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My city just put in noise cameras on a few streets for people with loud exhausts. Only functions from, I think, 10PM to 5AM.

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

With something like those noise cameras, I’d be fine with (and would actually prefer) them running 24hrs. I’m guessing it gets too (1/2)

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

(2/2) busy during the day for those to be reliable, though. False reports could make such a system very costly.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Holy shit, I didn't know those existed. Now I need to bug our city council too get some.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(I genuinely despise any sort of photo enforcement of road laws, but I thought it was a relevant anecdote)

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Generally agree but noise laws seems like a good application of this because ordinary enforcement can be difficult for a bunch of reasons.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I mean, I can get behind the red light cameras, speed cameras, and no parking cameras when they're used PROPERLY. Too many places>

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

> set up cameras at traps. Like the yellow light that only lasted 2 seconds in the town near me. It caused a few accidents and got fixed.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Red light cameras cause accidents.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I am not familiar with that term. What's rolling coal?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Modded trucks that do this. I rented a Prius once and the guy flipped me off and did this in front of my car.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Popular with brodozers who tweak the engines to dump lots of diesel exhaust. It’s unburnt fuel and can shorten the life of a engine due to>

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

High EGT’s (exhaust gas temps) literally pissing money out a tail pipe

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As the owner of a smol pp, I would like to clarify that this person does not represent us.

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4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yeah he does lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 39

Ooft, looks like you've misread the community today. To be fair, I also assume it even without the stickers.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

As an additional owner of one, I agree.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This is swol pp comment

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It's not pp that the problem, it's the pea sized brain devoid of empathy.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not one bit, damn diesel douchers

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 people w a smol pp disagree...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It takes big-dick energy to make a small-dick self-burn.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it'll be even smaller after they get covid

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Woosh, you got me!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you need to address the extremism within your community.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Small dick jokes have the biggest dick energy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im sure the owner of that vehicle has no genitals at all

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smooooooooooooooth like a Ken doll.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He might nor represent. But he's definately flaunting it

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 16

You sunk the ship just to drown the captain.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He sank the ship he was on just to watch the captain drown

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Kamikaze by words

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AllNameAllGameAllFame

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Small pp's are only small when next to a big asshole.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not the size, but how you use it.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I second this. But that made me laugh so hard I snorted

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These douchebags=Smol pp. Smol pp =/= douchebag

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Smol pp...I can’t breath sir.

4 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 3

Breathe *

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have gotten the vaccine.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

And get microchipped? And tracked! I think not! /s

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

NO silly, the smol pp vaccine!/s

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hmm I just watched a YouTube video that said if I drink windex it’ll grow eventually. /s

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Trucks like that aren't about the pp being small. They're about the pp being really sensitive. If they don't make a big show of 1/

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

themselves at all times with their vehicle, then their pp will detach and just fling itself out the truck window in abject shame. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry you are like a tree compared to that guy.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hot damn dude, you got more upvotes than the damn post!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*owner and proprietor

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure your dicks bigger than his.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, even we like to laugh at these guys.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My guy I cracked up so hard at this. +1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suspect the difference is you don't feel the need to compensate

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hey man, it's all in the technique!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You mean, hips? ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

more upvotes on this comment than the post. you've won today, congrats!

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There is smol pp then there is super tiny micro pp which this person suffers from.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Micropenis is a real medical condition! I mean, it is. This guy definitely has one.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Strong man. If you don't mind me asking, what do you drive

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Audi without working blinkers, obviously ?

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Audi, kinda checks out.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How would you be able to tell if they were working?

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I paid extra to have them disabled

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I thought that was standard issue.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I also have lil ding dong and drive a truck. Im vaxd and maskd and my truck still has its cats. There's absolutely zero reason to remove.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Being willing to go the extra mile for the joke is vastly more attractive than a big ding-dong.

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

I saw a truck in Anchorage once that had a sticker in the back window saying “#teamlittledick” I laughed pretty good

4 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 1

Same here in Oklahoma but it said " The Compensator".

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Neighbor's lifted Dodge has a sticker with a picture of a shrimp that says "dick" next to it. Idk if he knows. #shrimpdick

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dont need a big pp to have big pp energy.

4 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 4

Amen

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Appreciate the self sacrifice for the joke.

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Thats commitment

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Bro sank the ship he was on just to kill the captain.

4 years ago | Likes 403 Dislikes 0

Less pp means all of us can get on the floating doors!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Too bad for him, some captains loves to flee to shore to oversee the evacuation.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Vada a Bordo, Cazzo

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We got a word for people like that in the navy. Scum.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hahaha I love this expression

4 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

Joke?..

4 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

people with lifted trucks have small pp

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

We get that. "joke?" was a joke insinuating that smol pp was not a joke

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Whats wrong with lifted trucks? I like to go mudding or go backwoods sometimes. Now always clean lifted trucks, that I understand.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Always clean lifted trucks with low profile tires and modified to roll coal

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think that's in the clear,it's the lifted and floodlight trucks that don't even leave the city that people attribute with the smol pp

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Username definitely checks out!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I haven't seen you for awhile. It's always a pleasure.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's official!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice.. Now do: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy in one million times over

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Deserves to be in a museum

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I like this

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I'm so glad I was here to see and get a comment in on this momentous occasion.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I appreciates what you do

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Oh snap son, that’s sick!

4 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 0

You officially made it

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You're a meme now

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I love how she just drops the beer.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's his

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to date a girl that resembled her when she drank.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good b... (looks at profile) Oh shit this is a real person!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will NEVER understand this angry attitude. I mean he is just saying I'm a huge asshole to everyone. He took great effort to say that.

4 years ago | Likes 1025 Dislikes 15

Where do these people buy the stickers is what I always wanna known

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe coronavirus caused a shortage of "I'm a huge asshole" decals so this guy just had to make do with what he had.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They actually take pride in aggressively trying to be alpha. It shouldn't make sense to a rational person.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's what conservatism looks like now.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He likes to be thought of as a huge asshole by everyone. I swear these people are missing a proverbial empathy gland. It’s just who they are

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Empathy gland. I like that.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people are angry assholes, and since they don't want to change they decide to be proud of it.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Combined with a thin blue line sticker (respect cops and laws) it makes no sense. Stupid ppl who are just oblivious.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Makes him feel like he's an alpha male = I'm insecure

4 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Welcome to modern conservatism.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They feel threatened. Every day they're told liberals will take away their guns, diesel, fun, cultural identity and God. The libs will let

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

foreigners in who will take their jobs and they'll be forced into a biracial gay marriage to a vegan. Rolling coal supposed to make libs cry

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

If he hates masks so much, why does he have several on his truck?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like those shirts that say "100% bitch!" Like ok, that's the personality trait you've chosen I guess.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's one of the stages of grief. Denial/anger.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta stand out from the overalls flannel and red hat crowd somehow

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read The Man They Wanted Me To Be. Really explains it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will also never understand why your comment has 13 downvotes

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ugh. Theres a parent at my kid's school where the back window is a list of guns 9 MM, 22,etc then says "all faster than calling the cops".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is a Chihuahua.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s his whole personality. That’s all he has to offer.

4 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I don’t get this either! So, he’s offended that OTHER people wear masks? Who even has the time for such petty and specific hatred?!

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

he's so fragile that other people exercising _their_ rights to choose without actually harming him in any way makes him feel bad.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have met many people who are proud that they’re assholes. It amazes me, and I make sure they’re not on my life.

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

*in

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's very simple. That is one of those "snowflakes" they keep bitching about =)

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It’s really just cover for massive insecurities

4 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

Damn those tires look bald

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Freedom burnouts

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Those are racing slicks, he bleached em like his sister's butthole

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

He must drive off-road s lot /s

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That's from doing his hillbilly mating dance where he does a burnout for the high school track and field girls.

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Yet he graduated 7 years prior

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Shit, I am old. I graduated 14 years ago ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The track & field girls stay the same age

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for "hillbilly mating dance"

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'll have you know his sister loves that dance, and if she weren't pregnant with his kid she'd spit her Skoal on your boots, but shes a lady

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Slicks for traction

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Came here to say that.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He can’t afford new ones after spending all that money on his sick custom stickers

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Unlike the (so much smaller as to be useless) spare in the bed...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

at least 80% of the brodozers in my neighborhood have bald tires, offroad tires wear out faster and are more expensive than street tires.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Brodozers, that’s awesome.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The spare one looks new, this could be the real "spare".

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Plain and smooth like his BRAIN!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only because the vehicle is in motion.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truck driver is prob bald too

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 8

Hey leave us bald folks out of this!

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Woah wtf man

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Truck might be in motion. Not sure.

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

So? You can still see that there's no tread depth

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

Do you understand motion blur?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Brake lights are on

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Third brake light is off. More then likely it's the parking lights.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Or too poor or just unaware that high mounted stop light is out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're his running lights alot of vehicles have them I'd be willing to bet his headlights are on too

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truck is moving as photo is being shot. Look at asphalt and background. Not saying those rubber bands aren't douchey, but they are rotating.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Don't matter, low profile tires on a truck like that screams "I'm a pretentious, wannabe-big-dick man!"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There’s a lot of “Little dick energy” rolling down the road in that pickup truck.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't mean it isn't moving, only that it intends to slow down

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Help him out by using a knife to check all of them

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whenever I see someone with pipes like that, it just makes me wanna dunk something into them

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But you won’t.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

Probably just cosmetic anyway.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ice cream sandwiches work well.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Thats what i was thinking

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love seeing the jack up truck to have a ridiculous 8" exhaust tip practically scrapping the ground

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

5 gal of water? Each?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Salt, if they want to roll coal on people they can get a rusted out exhaust system.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Bags of unpopped popcorn

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Would that not simply be 'corn'?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying I know that a can of expanding spray foam would work, I'm just saying I have a pretty good idea...

4 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

Pudding.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I love the image of this dickhead putt-putting down the highway Rollin' Custard. Just dribbles of custard spluttering out precum-style.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was with you until the last two words...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My brand of Realpolitik is rarely pretty - but always honest

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just want to say it would be terrible if a spaghetti squash got in there... just terrible

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I wonder if it would cook?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dog turds

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 gallons of water and 1 pound of cement

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love that all the replies are suggestions for stuff to dunk. You guys are great

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

It's the same type of people destroying EV stations FOR NO FUCKING REASON other than... Well smol pp.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A few gallons of bleach down each one.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you're done dunking, take some time to slip one of the really long zap straps to the drive shaft

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Donuts?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Toss some tubes of JB weld in em, fix it right up.

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

This was my first thought..

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Like a hose into the cab?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something flammable?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stuff them with corona masks

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wonder why we aren't dunking something in them right now.

4 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 1

Don't know where they park

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are we even doing here?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I's could go for a pipe dunk.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pitter patter

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Let's get at 'er.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Tar. Thick, viscous, unlikely to spray, and should easily gunk it up.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Grenade minus pin?

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Mr Fusion

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How about tossing a can of fake snow in there. You know, for the holidays.....

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That should be legal.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 7

It is

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I would love for a judge to rule that you can vandalise cars IF you're just pouring something comical down dickheads' sm0l-PP tubez

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Like an M80?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Corn syrup works wonders for that awful racket.

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 3

Spray foam.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Kerosene?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raw fish

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cement?

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

do it imo, just chuck some lug nuts in there

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

Nah... lugs can easily be fished out with a magnet. Small stones are the way to go my friend

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dog shit. A hefty amount in each pipe.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where would you get this dog shit? It would have to be fresh.... You can't just go to the SPCA and ask for a wheel barrow of dog shit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have two massive golden retrievers. I don’t have any issue with finding fresh dog shit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the cab, obviously.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mexican beer, and a lime.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A raw fish filet

4 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

I duct taped anchovies to someone's manifold in high school. Smell NEVER went away.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not lightly fried

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I understand that reference

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

depends what time it is

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, Dad.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Looks like A couple of soccer balls and a bottle of gorilla glue would do the trick

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

High explosives would do the trick.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is not entirely wrong, If he sits in a garage with those running, he won't die of COVID.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A bunch of bananas

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

For scale, obvs

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The old banana in the tailpipe trick

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Axel Foley, is that you?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A roast chicken

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Liquid fat off of the chicken roast

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the owner of that truck would consider that chicken "Fiiinely smoked with MANHOOD FLAVOUR" which is secretly his favourite

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can say with certainty that a similarly decorated truck here had a pair of baking potato’s installed by way of a few free throws.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Recycle used motor oil into them. They want to roll smoke let them roll smoke

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Oh that’s good. Maybe they’d end up tearing it all apart thinking they’d blown turbo seals.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aw shucks; all I got is a ridiculous amount of used brake fluid.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yeah but that could spray out on other people's cars and damage their paint

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Glitter and insulation foam.

4 years ago | Likes 334 Dislikes 2

Hair trimmings from the floor of a barber shop/salon.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Think a can of great foam would blow in them?

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I was thinking unpopped pop corn

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I always think grapefruits, or small melons, something along those lines.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago (deleted Sep 20, 2025 9:04 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I think it's literally called "great stuff"

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Dog poop. Gonna smell real nice when it starts to cook in there.

4 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

Shrimp. There is almost no rival to rotting shrimp.

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Nah, canned Tuna has it beat =D

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Surströmming

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ we just want him to regret it, not the whole city

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cat urine. Once you smell it, you never forget it.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No!! I wanna shit down Both of them. Myself!!!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GLITTER!!! THE REALLY FINE KIND THAY GETS EVERYWHERE LOLLOL FILL THE WHOLE PIPE!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Carry a bag of oranges in your car. Make sure you yell out “Kobe!” When you shoot the J.

4 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

I’m a little older, is “Jordan” okay?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, shout "Cobain" instead.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

That's only when you sit in the back seat passenger side....

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He didnt miss his last shot.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Of course not, with Courtney on the trigger.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever notice that Courtney's songs are just his, slowed down with new lyrics?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0