ironmansleftnipple
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Hit by a volleyball player
Mar 12, 2017 8:28 PM
ironmansleftnipple
117839
1991
87
Tobeeornottobee
Why would you volunteer to get hit by a person that is trained in the art of the ultimate bitch slap?
rylecx
Nice Iron Fist promo
TheVoicesSay
Sweet Jesus! Did your spine stay in place?
pocketsauce
Who did that? And may I apprentice with you.
Onceanimrodalwaysanimrod1
How the fuck????
AvsFreak
ChroniclesofKT
Wilson!
UserSubterraneanHomesickAlien
Cool tattoo
CJisOK
WILSON!!
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
HE HAS BEEN CHOSEN. I MUST INFORM THE ELDERS! *runs away*
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
Damn. You could get fingerprints off of that.
couchtuberosum
Your skyrim tattoo looks awesome!
JustMeOnline
"Start the reactor! Free Mars!" http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/epitome_of_man/3-1.jpg
Ascupart
Glad it wasn't just me that thought that.
CallMeAvatar
Nah, it was Lana
jordork87
He definitely left an impression.
EcstaticBagel
What did you do to get hit that hard?
DeadlyEnzyme
Isn't OP but I can't imagine much that warrants a slap like that
RemainsspacebarUnknown
typical guy stuff. hit each other for fun. the harder the better.
Ymfas
That's the Buddha palm from Shaolin kungfu
ironcannibal13
Ultratoxic
Saw this shit in Iron Monkey. Gotta drain the poisoned blood or something.
Daneasaur
Drain it then take other poisons to kill the poison.
sangari
Volleyball player or not.. Your friends a dick.
chrishallett83
Local pro-wrestlers sometimes leave the ring with their chests bleeding profusely from all the "chops", it's great!
luck3clover
DAMN
PyroGXPilot
nice serve
Lukedyy
Whoever did that deserves a pat on the back
Chickenlicker
Whoever did that deserves an assault charge
CollaVoce023
AwaitingForYouAllInHell
* Mosquito laughs on background *
RabidDingo
This should have way more points!
Borkinator
It really should.
Paroxzyme
Quaid, start the reactor
BlindGoldfish
That dudes body is like veal if that happens, he should use his muscles more
NanoSwarmer
My sister plays vollyball, have you ever seen the force with which they spike? Imagine that slamming into your back.
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2000boxes
i mean i've been smacked in the back by much worse and have never started bleeding like that
LynchWriting
Or a very small triceratops headbutted you. We may never know the truth!
capo33
Lmao! Literally
Drek258
I like your way of thinking.
honeyham420glazeit
HE HAS THE MARK. SEVEN DAYS LEFT.
rubbarz
That bitch starting to get bored and put the mark on people where they cant see it just to fuck with them like "oh yes you do have it! Tehe"
LifeLessZombies
Make it three and you have a deal.
thegraybush
Silence my brother
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
Goodnewwseveryone
This honestly has to be one of the best, other than the billy mays person or whatever on that gif of the month one. Haha
Numerobofis
3/27 raise it
DisneyWorldIsMyFavorite
Dat sun Praise it
honeyham420glazeit
OMG H...how? This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Goodnewwseveryone
I like how you calmed down to ask "how?" It makes your comment so great
demonic
Least it's not the mark of kain!
PaladinAstro
*rallies to the Brotherhood*
masral
For Nod!
VegeBZH
Cain *
demonic
Thanks
TheMysticalWarrior
You'd think a Demonic would know these things.
demonic
Maybe I'm just setting a trap to pass the mark on?
Trickky
How do you not break your hand after hitting someone that hard???
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
The hand flexes, but it will sting.
ruferto
some people bruise easily
Bulldozer2017
Yup. The kid probably got a bum liver :(
GeneralBullshit
Yeah my skin gets red if I just scratch it with my fingernails, I'm a sensitive bitch
Aysling
Dermatographia?
GeneralBullshit
Oh, no, not that bad, just sensitive, but it doesn't swell up like the pictures I googled from the sympthon :)
creatineshits
You don't. This is fake.
McJaews
I've personally seen a guy get slapped so hard on his back that it drew blood. It looked pretty much like this, only not the full hand.
McJaews
The bruise spreads over time, and the surrounding area gets purple /yellow after a while.
HumphreyDumfrey
As a volleyball player I've both done this and have had it done to me. Trust me, it can get this bad.
creatineshits
Bullshit
RoyceAllen
Is it just a slap on the back?
Arsonists
Apply the same amount of a punch to a slap and you'll leave a bruise.
HoochIsCrazzy
Do NOT get a handjob from that person
YouLoveThat
I was going to comment that. +1 for beating me
Astrangeimageeveryday
Good way to get your dick ripped off
ArschSchlumpfine
would.
HandsomeJack19
The only person I want a handjob from is me. Give me something I can't give myself and all that.
Smart83
Some like it a bit harder...
idiotn00b
Don't tell me how to live my life
UpvoteGenerator
Ouch!!!
gerbilpmc
what the fuck
MrPredator
Yank it, Twist it, Pull it.
Darjeel
Bop it!
macta
I do...
Chillingworth
That sounds like a challenge!
TheFinalDoctor
The hulk might disagree
BearRaid
I think you're giving handjobs wrong.
Milkforthekhorneflakes
Or being to literal with "Knock my junk around."
EcstaticBagel
What if you're a masochist?
TheBlackWindHowls
There's masochism and then there's suicidal ideation.
BenSnow97
They still prefer to keep their genitals
JudgeMentalCat
Speaking as a masochist- no. Even we have a limit
Blue4Five
Speaking as someone who has dated a nationally-ranked female beach VB player... it's worth it.
murks
I've dated a nationally ranked masochist
NotWrenP
I dated a crazy bitch does that count?