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Mar 16, 2017 4:48 PM
Axeeel
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Flyndaran
Diabetes forced me to exercise regularly and eat less processed food because sugar's in everything prepackaged. Disease's making me healthy.
mikeatike
If she was salad and eating salad, is she a cannibal?
GigglesMcrgee
What happens when you date a vegetarian.......
mommynator
I dont think I'll be able to sleep now...that was terrifying!
RecompostedSapiens
Shit, I actually spontaneously downvoted this as soon as the burger changed to lettuce. I have changed to plus 1.
Chingchongpotatojack
Yum. Veggies are nice
ImJustASalad
Well fuck you too.
Buck39
Grubenwolf
That burger looks dry as fuck
liberated
How is she blinking without eyelids?
CosmicMetal
chunkylova53
http://media.sbmania.net/pictures/43a/386.png
LionOfRome
Something something.. werevegan
Maikee
You just made me realize this is my worst nightmare too.
jammer909
So Midas went vegan?
GeorgePotompkin
Underrated comment, you deserved better.
tacosmckinsey
Welcome to LA
Sn4f
She could use a salad.
VanDerGroot
I've stopped eating carbs recently. Now I eat tons of salad instead. I used to hate it. Now, a couple of weeks later I love it. :)
kinkyreggae
I'm assuming this is set to Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" ?? Right?
ThunderSquish
So not only were you lettuce head but you were also a cannibalistic lettuce head. Spooky
KimchiQueen
Ron? Is that you?
honeyham420glazeit
You don't like salads? But they're so FUNNY!
ImJustASalad
uponstrangeshores
Typical cabbage-head.
NachoPete
Talligan
That salad looks better than the burger
Falador
Who are you lying to?
ImJustASalad
ZoidbergIsGreat
I concur. That burger does not look appetizing in the slightest.
vStonie
"My cabbages!!"-Definitely not OP
UnnamedForNow
gingerbrdman
Forget cabbages, upvote potatoes http://imgur.com/8fE5Lvz
kantaloupe
My worst nightmare is the one where I'm being chase by big angry dogs up a bunch of stairs.
originalBabewiththePower
See my posts for what happened when I had my worst nightmare.
TysonGoesOutside
I'm always alone, lost, and there's reduced visibility (fog in traffic, snow in a wooded valley, etc) and im surround/chased by something.
TeenageMutantPowerRanger
Me personally hate it when I wake up in a cold sweat because I see a spider infront of my face. Terrifying
therealVexed
mine is where I have to kill thousand of clones of my mother and then get tortured by an electric man and die
dostoevskyfan420
mine is the one where i have to go back to high school for some reason and miss/flunk every class and am always lost
TheCharacterLimitInUserNamesIsALargeNumberAndIWillAbuseThatFact
Mine is of being in an immense space, the walls fading into the distance, and no matter how fast I move I'm going nowhere.
putridpickles
Mine is that I'm drunk in a car and the cops are chasing me. I always wake up in a strange location after that dream.
amkoc
mine's like that except the dogs are demonic smoke beings with angry red coal eyes that steal your will to live while they jump through you…
amkoc
actually that might be the 2nd/3rd worst
themightybearorrist
Mine is being chased by wolves while wearing socks on a freshly waxed floor.
oogaloogalooshka
You read Far Side I take it?
SexyClaptrap
That looks like a nasty burger anyway
REDS1X
DON'T YOU BAD MOUTH WENDYS!
SexyClaptrap
That's Wendy's? Gross... usually looks better than that
REDS1X
Only guessing cause square patties
SexyClaptrap
But they're so... dry looking
noprobllama
It's easy to find a good burger, but it's not easy to find a good salad. I'd take a good salad over a burger any day
stefanreckson
The only salad I'll eat it the toppings (LTOP and cheese) I put on my burger!!
Pangs
It's pretty easy to make a good salad.
Volt1ighter
It truly is a struggle to find some good quality rabbit food. How else am I supposed to lure them in to the traps?
skippi99r
@noprobilama tru tru same same
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order.
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
Who loves orange soda?
PeacefulWarfare
Any paradise bakery or panera
PandraPierva
They use way to o little vinaigrette. Mmm mm balsamic
PeacefulWarfare
Ask for extra
PleasantPeasantPheasant
lettuce some cherry tomatoes, feta, a red onion, a sprinkle of balsamic vinegar and a bit of extra virgin olive oil, it's not that hard.
Vlascia
Add black (or kalamata) olives to that, and we're good.
JewishMonk
All food worth eating has onions in it.
Flyndaran
I only discovered balsamic a short time before becoming diabetic and no longer able to have it. :(
PandraPierva
Drop the oil and I'm in. Don't need any liberation
daimomusic
Ditto for me. Feta is an amazing addition to salad.
DoughSlayer
"Uuh i'm healthy and want y'all to feel bad about yourselves dor eating fat cheesy burgers" ^this giy, probably
noprobllama
Nah, I've just had many burgers and none of them have stuck with me the same way a good salad has. Never said it wasn't smothered in ranch
mossysabertoothtiger
"Uuh i'm unhealthy and want y'all to feel bad about yourselves dor eating salad" ^this giy, probably
Hydrall
"Uuh i'm being worn by a martial artist" ^this gi, probably: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Kata1.jpg
Rotflol
When you say "good salad" are you talking about a plate of bacon?
noprobllama
I'm talking about one with the right amount of meat, the right amount of crunch, and the right amount of salt. So...yes
Rotflol
yeah!
Thephedora
Now You're talking
OtterAvalanche
A good chicken caesar is to die for
PostModernAesthetic
This is so true!