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goboltz
I don't know anyone named Bill . .. Why should I get him a present ?!
ifyoudieincanadayoudieirl
Love dis
mindfunkie
ughs my internet bill is soo past due and rent is due. I'm doomed.
illbethere
The Bills might make the playoffs this year! Don't forget about em!
ramram70
Great Scott!
ViolentGrace
I forgot about a dental appointment on Thursday. (-_-')
PiGiSpi
Yeah after shopping last year just made me feel more drained than happy to please others, I decided not to do so this year. and I want none
deadlyvenom354
Gotta love Xmas the season of debt
cheatcode116
Me
pgarc90
I know that feel
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
This... is literally me right now...
herdingcatsthatarehighoncatnip
Been there, done that, saw the movie, bought the t-shirt, and broke the mug. Ouch!
Feanor19
I’m somehow the opposite this year. Have more money now than all year. Had someone else do all the shopping for me. Thrift stores yo!
FrayedEndsOfSanity
I only get more money next year by the 8th. 'Tis gonna be tight. Might as well quit smoking now.
BoobsAndGifs
BigAZNMan
That's okay. Most people forget about the Buffalo Bills.
BeeDragon
I did my xmas shopping and then my MIL made us adult while she visited and we got passport pics, dentist, eye, and Dr appts. My wallet cries
CounselorWaffles
I got all my bills paid... but I have literally 7.34$ left until January 3rd. :(
Thatguythatknowsbetter
I forgot I have to buy all the food. What a ballache
Zepheris13
You should’ve known better.
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
*Phone ringing* ... "Hello?" "Mom? Dad? I f**ed up."
TheNonInsestuousJaime
A coworker just did exactly that, not 10 min after she said she was done with her Christmas shopping she got a call from her kid's school...
TheNonInsestuousJaime
Asking why she hasn't sent the proof of payment for next month's tuition
JSflip
I’m with you man...I’ve never been more broke in my life...but at least my kids will be pumped on Christmas lol
KingAzlan
So here's a question why do people almost go into debt and use up majority of there life savings on presents if they know they can't afford
KingAzlan
I mean I get the Christmas thing and getting present and blah blah blah but if you can afford it then just don't it kinda doesn't make
KingAzlan
Any sense to me I mean why why do you can please the ungrateful fucks that want nothing to do with you the rest of the year but now all of
KingAzlan
A sudden are entitled to gifts that they have not earned.i can go on but I feel like I had to have this mini rant.
thedarkcanuck
I would love Christmas if it weren't for all the gifts
LeadByBadExample
In my family we pool our money for fewer, larger gifts and draw lots to decide who buys for whom. You get the great feeling of giving >>
LeadByBadExample
>> without having to go through the stress of finding 20 different gifts that people might not like anyway, because you couldn't afford it.
jb32647
Our family does the same thing, we call it Kris Kringel.
chromofoam
Well my clients didn’t pay me because one person went in holiday, and I therefore can’t pay my suppliers - so Christmas is cancelled. Cunts.
darkdragonempress
Do you have any legal recourse there? That sounds really fucked up.
chromofoam
Sadly not - just a delay with a property sale, and we’re a small growing company with few clients. Just shitty luck.
darkdragonempress
Sorry about that. May they feel the sting of a thousand fire ant bites on their groins.
chromofoam
Thank you - we’ll get paid in January. Just had to have a day of awkward conversations with suppliers.HoHum
maxfederle891
With all of this going on, I'm surprised anyone celebrates Christmas anymore.
PrincesssButtercup
All of what? Christmas is a break from reality where people pretend to like each other and spend money
AntzInMyEyezJohnson
Why wouldn't we?
Skibearbumm
That's me but with food. Here's to being real hungry come the 29th.
trouble09
Me too!
windexismygravy
Left overs! Take them all!
BlameTheDeer
Same here! Time to bulk ramen in bulk for $5
woderwoman
Same here. We are hoping to just live off crisps, celebrations and cold meats for the next week!
Rubyredslippers33
Dilly dilly
Loveispainless
What movie is this from?
bachterman
smurfette and the seven thirsty dwarves.
Nakeela
Star Wars : Return of the Jedi
AssMasterK
Wankpuffin's Cock Emporium: Extended Edition
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
SpongeBob SquarePants.
floppysocks6776
Taxi
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
Jimmy neutron: the movie
ThatShiftyMonkey
Barbie's Unicorn Dream Adventures
dev89
Ernest Goes to Prison
thatwoodguy
Did it have a sequel "Ernest Gets Buggered"?
TehStoner
Willy wanker and the fudge packing factory
PornhubsFirstTree
Titanic. Guy told the captain they were definitely clear from the iceberg. Then boom.
Caniac
Backdoor Sluts 9
Iworkinmovies
Backdoor sluts 9!
RegularLogic
jezzuvius
Black to the future
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Sounds like a porno
bachterman
best blaxploitation flick ever
whywecanthavenicethings
Ms Ratchet's Sex Emporium
EClaire1073
The highly controversial sequel to Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
Iworkinmovies
One flew over the Coo-Coo's nest
PabloEscargot
Play the game.
six187
Fun fact: making the movie was so intens, they slept in the hospital, were surrounded by patients all the time. DeVito started going crazy.
yeehawbuckaroo
*Cuckoo's
insertcoffeetocontinue
NOT A COMEDY as it turns out, always thought it was. I was wrong.
Jellyyy81
Still an epic film though!
kaylls
Although it is pretty funny
Andalite
I had the same experience about Diary of a Mad Black Woman. I think I nope'd out when she almost let her ex-husband drown in a bathtub
kaylls
The best scene of the movie though
Snooj
This was my face 30 minutes ago when I suddenly remembered a present I bought for my mom months ago and can't remember where I put it.
Snooj
That last bit is still my face because I still can't remember where I fucking put it.
Snooj
Fuck.
Snooj
Shit. It is nowhere.
woderwoman
Found it yet?
Snooj
No. Literally looked in every single box in my home office and closet. Desk drawers, backpacks, it is NOWHERE.
Snooj
I kept it in my desk so I'd know where it was. Then I was paranoid I'd forget to bring it to her house so I put it somewhere I'd remember.