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AnotherMeetingWithHR
ThePastmaster
Jeslas.
GravyEducation
Jesus shrugged
loungeking1
Should have prayed harder …
FatboyRich
Why?
Pharook
Well, beautiful
accountmine
They stood there for three years?
witalaska4
stinkyweaselt33ts
Jesus was a cunt sometimes in the collection of fiction stories called the Bible.
cuddleskunk
psuedon
https://photoephemeris.com/ is a useful tool for planning this sort of thing - of course weather is also a factor
KAPTKipper
Jesus moons us all
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
If Jesus really cared he would have saved Pluto.
JaTheRed
Atlas not Jesus
thesameasyours
A bit more to the right
TheResolver
That's a long time to stand in one spot...
LordofGrixis
JRaven419
FracturedUnity
I just can't believe he managed to last three years without Frieza noticing the spirit bomb
insaaanity
What are you talking about? It's just been 5 minutes.
princesscindycat
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Checkmate, atheists! /s
SolHSA
Photographer takes three years to learn photoshop
beerdeer
I hope he brought a book
PoopholeAintALoophole
So instead of Atlas it would be....
cousteau
...Moon Moon? Sorry, I don't know enough mythology to know who's holding the moon.
inshadowz
Sauces for bloody sauce's sake:
The photographer is Leonardo Sens. The picture was taken on June 4, 2023.
Photographer's post on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CtFgIenRrTX/
Article on PetaPixel:
https://petapixel.com/2023/06/09/photographer-captures-christ-the-redeemer-holding-the-moon/
Weblord
Shoulda maybe p'raps just moved his tripod over a bit to line it up. /s
astromoondoggie
Waited three years, and then some dude stands in front of the shot with his arms out like a jerk
ROGUEdenied
Fuck that dude!
louster
Can just hear him now, saying "Jesus Christ..."
CrazyCatLad
Yeah I'd be very, very cross with him.
ProChoiceBaby
JFC
firlefranz
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Jesus wants a hug!
SekomuMasada
Did you know you have vacation days?
FabulouslyTiti
"You obviously haven't seen what I've done to the statue of Big J~! 🎵" Love Hellsing Abridged so much. ♥
Legomaniac91
ChosenChaos
"It won't come off; it must be a constrictor knot."
misterCT
Anyone got a source on the photographers man’s?
RetroJack
I have no idea who the photographer's man is - perhaps they're single? 😋
misterCT
Hehe typo. Nice comeback
RetroJack
Hehe, cheers - couldn't resist!
Wuz314159
Could have just used photoshop.
ScorpionSage
Came here to say this
htapoicoS
Or use the time to get a job and buy a better lens
craque
Imagine waiting 3 years to get the perfect shot and nobody credits the photographer even though the headline is specifically about him.
idrinkiexist
Brazilian photographer Leonardo Sens finally took the photo on he had long dreamed of on June 4 from Icaraí Beach in the Rio de Janeiro municipality of Niterói, which is around seven miles away from where 98-ft high Christ the Redeemer is located.
ScorpionSage
Came here to say this
CybrMeow
Maybe it took him 3 years to learn photoshop
Hotjoe1991
Your mom could have just used photoshop
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Yeah but it wouldn't be real.
aardvarckj
AyZeeeeeeee
Surgeon looks at the xray picture of the patient: well, broken femur, dislocated hip, cracks in a pelvic bone, two vertebrae shattered... that is one complex case. But well, couple of hours in Photoshop and it will be ok.
picklesue
Holy false equivalency
certifiedllama
I like that word
borocanuck
He's not a Princess......
GigiDundas
We're not doing that one anymore friend, the princess has cancer.
wobblecopterrrr
Then he wouldn’t get to hang out on brazillian beaches for 3 years “working”…
htapoicoS
Don't think he waited, you can do the math when the sun will be right
Wuz314159
Fair point.
quadraspaz1
He could have taken the shot any time, but just took 3 years to get round to it. I get it. When we moved in 8 years ago I said that I'd paint the ceiling, but I still haven't got round to it
Targe0
His accountant: “Was this expense really necessary?”
HillOfBeans
“It’s only a full moon one night a month. Why did you stay there every night for three months?”
Fhant
"The moon. But also possible blackmail."
joepineapplesindrag
How would you even make money out of this? Who do you sell the photo to? This photo now exists on my phone for free.
I funged it. I funged it hard.
wobblecopterrrr
Sell it to catholic porno mags…
firlefranz