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copingcabana
These people are not dressed appropriately for a shower.
ImReadyToPlow
#1 Rachel Roxxx
maxwilder
I have an alarm clock and an iPhone. I use the echo dot for my morning alarm.
ThisUserNameIsReallyLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The irony of #10
Iwishthewordmongwasallowed
You understand how it's like better than you think
ThyCountess
Capsaicin75
#1 - very strategically placed bottom text.
reverendunk
I'm reasonably certain that porn is bing's most popular search.
boywiththehappypenis
"Two accounts" is for amateurs.
DanFranzen
#1 Hey, speaking of deep....
ToasterDent
Yeah, she's reading a paper on Existential Quantum Physics
dragonfruitsonfire
It is I, your second account
PeeterGrant
Fimgur?
AlexDustin
#3 That's why I switched to duckduckgo.
AStegosaurus
#10 Based on that grammar, you know exactly what it's like to not understand English.
TheGgreen100
It's called an "animated gif" because the gif format was first used as a static image file type alongside jpg and bmp.
WurstKaeseSzenario
#10 I binged Star Trek in English for days. At some point I had to set my radio alarm for the next day. Woke up to some weird gibberish. 1/2
WurstKaeseSzenario
Turns out it was German, my native language, but I couldn't understand it for a minute, because I hadn't heard it at all for days. 2/2
Cheomesh
Sausage Cheese Scenario ... anyways I have had something similar, as a kid studying Spanish. Forgot how to say some English words for a sec
CupcakeTheif
Whose that lady in #1 it’s for science.
ImReadyToPlow
Rachel Roxxx
CupcakeTheif
I wasn’t expecting a reply this quick but hey this is imgur. Thank you random citizen.
PutThePRNDLinD
I think that bins most popular searches are for Firefox, and Chrome...once you download your browser of choice, you set up google...
ToasterDent
then you google for yahoo search...
iamthisguy247
I think the girl in #1 might be a pornstar. It's not the outfit, but the star hand tattoos that are tipping me off.
RetConMan
Ahh yes, the porn star star. I'm not sure why that's a thing.
ArdentSlacker
For me, it's the "posing like she's got a footstool, but they didn't have the budget for one."
personalspaceinvaderspiff
possibly rachel roxxx
jimmyjam13
I had to check for scientific purposes and I believe you're correct. Good eye sir
iamthisguy247
Funny, I've seen her stuff before, but i guess I didn't know her that well.
Garbinator
Can confirm
DorMin2
#10 it's like this apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY
Misora
I prefer the slightly older Prisencolinensinainciusol http://www.channelate.com/comic/bedtime/
SonOfBelial
Oh shit I just posted this same link lol.
ToasterDent
It's ok, none of us understand English so we'll never know.
Triatticus
Pick any language you don't speak, listen to it,now you understand what it's like to not understand, English isn't special here
ToasterDent
Yeah, but what does it sound like if you can't understand it?
Triatticus
Sounds like gibberish, none of the words have meaning to you so it's makes zero sense
ToasterDent
So it's like being at a dance club and trying to chat up some lady after you've had too many drinks?
Cadifohuli
I don't like fantasy football but I don't think it's the same as D&D. It's based on real statistics and reality and the athletic (1/2)
WeakReference
It seems that it's DnD for jocks. While both games have a mechanical aspect, it appears that this focuses on the number-crunching 1/2
WeakReference
while DnD focuses on the social aspects. I guess we're all attracted to the thing we didn't get much of 2/2
Cadifohuli
Performance of actual human beings who train every day to be better than anyone in the world at their sport (2/2)
Alfadorfox
So what's Peyton Manning's THAC0?
Cadifohuli
Fantasy football is still based on real events. What is D&D based on?
Shmiddty
It might be possible to calculate this based on the stats of him being sacked.
NopeAthlete
Cactus21
Nope, nope; You seem to be doing a pretty good job of it yourself.
NopeAthlete
Lol yes cause all the slange and obriviations and acronyms i used in my previous comment. You obviously know what im talking about
talos2
Man Rachel roxx looks so good in that picture #1
Dunk550
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Midsummer12
Interesting...intwresting..... ...... ...... dot
DownvotesAreFun
VeryInteresting.gif
Ryann85
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JebDoyle3
Oh well
WeakReference
Thanks for the name. I've Googled her since and can attest it's the best I've seen her look.
vagimite
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I gotta be somewhere right quick
Peteypoo
What great insight you have commented on this post. I just really wanted to compliment you for your wisdom......... Jk im going to jerk it
punderrated
"I'll never know how it's like to not understand English?" 1) You might if you have a stroke. 2) Are you sure you don't know already?
Shmiddty
What about very technical English? Have some theorists discussing physics and most people would be lost.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Wait, there's a video on YouTube about this. Someone toss me the sauce (I would, but I'm using data at work rn)
catusfelony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY the video @GeologyIsPrettyTight was talking about probably
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Thank you, kind citizen
OriginalPlam
This comment is totally not OP's second account.
superpaul79
That username would be backupPlam.
Musicosity
shiyal
Do you know how hard it is to have one account? If you can devote that much work to it, knock yourself out.
shiyal
Ummm... that wasn’t the gif I meant to copy.
confanity
I suspect 99.9% of people who try that stunt would be disappointed to find that their oh-so-witty comment isn't judged well by the masses.
PlatypusPlatypus
Haha, definitely! And there's no way OP would make a third account to make the perfect reply to that comment!
Pookiemonsters
An accurate number would be 10 accounts
newfakeaccount
I made this account just to finish my other accounts
oldfakeaccount
sandwiches
itswaytooeasytomakeanewaccounttho
and I made this one to upvote the other two's
sometimesigetboredandmakeupnewnamesfornorealreason
sandwiches
ToasterDent
sandwiches in Paraguay.
IAmJustTryingToFitIn
Yeah hahahaha
JustaDick
Paper weights were much more popular when the only way to cool a room was a fan or a window.
dragonfliesfantasize
Now they're a fun way to take something otherwise useless and sell it as a souvenir
monadi
I use them in my office and home to keep the papers in place. Like, if I accidentally budge the pile it moves a lot less with a paperweight.
leslieMagnet
My thoughts exactly. Worked in a school w/ no AC; paperweights were so necessary.
Akurei00
Also window A/C units
ZaphodFeebleDrox
I miss those days of open windows with no screens, and it wasn't that long ago.
Musicosity
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
LezgoNecro
*what it's like *not to understand English
windswept666
Thank you
IndyAndyJones
Yeah, they're totally wrong. They clearly don't understand English. Or at least how to use it.
mikeatc
To be honest I didn't understand shit when I was like eight minutes old
XxJackOfTradesxX
TheMundo
Just listen to Bob Dylan’s Highway 61 Revisited. I don’t understand it at all, and I’m told it is in English.
usernamepolice
So ur saying they were wrong? I think they understand just fine
FutileHumility
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
If you ever read a sentence and have to reread it, or there is a word you don’t know in there kind of counts
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ihaveapunningclan
Strictly speaking you're not supposed to split an infinitive (the "to" should stay next to its verb). Both are considered correct nowadays
pilotperson
Yup!
JulietQuebecZulu
I'm pretty sure not understanding another language is like not understanding English
catapulter
Not really. English is lingua franca m8.
soejmud
What we actually don't know is how it's like to not understand a language we know and thinking about that in a language we don't know.
JulietQuebecZulu
This guy gets it!
Sauroctonus
Yes, but we'll never know what English will sound like without knowing what it means.
RetConMan
Actually, you can. It's called aphasia.
Bambi577
Isn’t there some video that attempts to replicate what English sounds like to people who don’t speak it?
aykyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY this?
kluseczka
If a native English speaker wants to hear what American English sounds like to foreigners: https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY.
BenderBendingRrodriguez
This was confusingly beautiful
ArtMadeofYourComment
Damn. Was going to post this. I love it every time.
OtterlyMagnificent
I don't know if it's because I was browsing in another tab, but that sounded perfectly intelligible to me. A man and his wife, talking 1/
OtterlyMagnificent
about their day, him complaining about a co-worker, her talking about a sale she made. Then they celebrated their anniversary with a 2/
OtterlyMagnificent
pineapple and sparklers...
VagisilToothpaste
I'd like to see these done for different languages. Could be very interesting.
titaniumspine
For your consideration: Sid Caesar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SqEmkwADmY
spameater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o61pWzvQMsU
jazzychen
Listen to Prisencolinensinainciusol, song written to sound like English does to people who don't speak it.
srm038
I was trying to spell this but thankfully you'd already mentioned it
VagisilToothpaste
This is fucking with me...seriously.
ShooterMcGavinsBreakfast
Will do
makaio84
You're a piece of shit.
ShooterMcGavinsBreakfast
Thank you
makaio84
The downvotes indicate that nobody got it.
ChronologicalMyopia
Someone will be that guy that dies an hour before we invent a form of immortality.
blazingpeacock
A bit like the film children of men and the last child to ever be born
WirenutsInYourButts
Time to get a new sleeve!
donkeymoney
The way medical care is dispersed, many many people will die after that invention.
2apples1banana
I'm imagining some sort of Altered Carbon scenario
Alfadorfox
I hope it's nobody I know.
Janitaabunny
The guy with the iron lungs because of vaccine not discovered until couplr yers later imgur is source
Dopplerfart
AStegosaurus
6000+ people die per hour. There are going to be people who die in line to get the immortality drug.
Mommasaurusrex
Oooooh
fireeternal
People talk again and again about how this world sucks but they still want immortality, i'll never understand it.
Chpgmr
Isnt that a movie?
DoseOfDiscontent
Mr. Nobody, I believe.
PorneliusHubertII
Many people will die AFTER we discover immortality as well. You think it will be available to the masses? We have fought wars for much less.
Mysticloss
Can I put my name in the hat. As immortality doesn't sound very fun. I would much rather die thank you.
ChronologicalMyopia
I hope you get your wish.
pilomotor
Someone will be that guy that saves up enough money to afford immortality, and dies in a car accident on his way to the immortality clinic.
wormsdie
Lol sucks to be them
MrBearNaked
Isn’t it ironic?
pilomotor
Ironic like the founder of Match.com losing his girlfriend to a guy she met through Match.com.
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
To be fair, when they first invent it, most of us won't be able to afford it anyway
soupizgud
And that will be a lucky guy.
ShinyMatador
Nope Sir, no chill found in this section.
IShouldBeStudyingRightNowInsteadOfBrowsingImgur
Optional hopefully
TheStateOfDenial
Ironically, immortality will lead to a tremendous amount of death, most all of it not optional. Resources are too scarce to be wasted.
JNied
Really? The guy who dies a horrible, painful, untimely death, leaving his family behind to starve to death? That guy's going to be lucky?
TheStateOfDenial
Yes, because the mortal humans who attain immortality will do so at the expense of everyone else, and it will be horrifying.
TheStateOfDenial
Quiet and sad agreement. The human race is not prepared for immortality on any level.
Sprite1000
Altered carbon
TheStateOfDenial
I've heard good things, but I'm just now starting House of Cards ... and you can gather just how far behind I am.
STGxDante
I don't think we'll ever get true Immortality. At least not in a way we'd expect or in any practical way.
wardenclyfe
Definitely an interesting topic for research both philosophically and psychologically. I do think we can potentially handle immortality 1/2
wardenclyfe
But we need to look into the ethical ramifications, establish therapies, and probably keep it illegal until not only the rich can afford it
TheStateOfDenial
While this is a wonderfully equitable way to approach immortality, I don't believe it will work for the same reasons communism doesn't work.
mikeatc
Isn't it ironic, don't you think
inquisitivefluff
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid.
TrustMeImTheDoctor
IT'S LIKE RAY-E-AAAAIIINNNNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.
ChronologicalMyopia
The only thing approaching irony in her song is that none of her examples are ironic.