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Jan 22, 2017 2:23 AM
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
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TexasRaised
ammberr
EvilMorkfrom0rk
Butmuncher
Lmao...
pravetz
So i guess calling protestors violent thugs didn't work out so you're calling them fat now eh? Let me know what happens tomorrow
BookerLegit
Fat, violent thugs.
HisRoyalSighness
That0n3man
^^ almost every husbands reaction
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Drinkeswaterinbitch.gif oh wait too late :(
benj1008
VeginaGeorge
Where there no overweight rightwing hillbillies protesting obama? Or is being fat only a feminist thing?
reginald1648
The post got my chuckle, the username got my laughter
SirBrendan
Of the executive office's many duties, promoting exercise does not sit among them
gorgeousninja
Hahahaha casual misogyny. Hahahahaha
kustomkirk
+1 for tonnage!
BathtubViolence
Oh we will be seeing this joke sooooooo much for the next couple of years
kojenk
All i saw were normal people from all walks of life. 3 million people all over the U.S.
kojenk
case in point, Agent Coulson's pic of the march he was in
a variety of people of all types.
Jairson0
What happened? Did I miss something?
shedooooooooo
Did anyone actually go to the march? I saw women of all sorts and don't recall the majority "fat" at all. Just normal women.
KnewestKnight
In my town the local march was almost exclusively fat woman with unnatural hair colors.
meta666
I went to the march in Chicago and there were fat, skinny, young, old, hot, less hot women and a shit tonne of gay and straight men.
Ant4N
I was in DC there were definitely fat women, and old as shit women, but there was also a ton of hot chicks. They were mostly lgbt ppl tho
Ant4N
I don't think there was many hot straight women. There were chicks but not necessarily straight. And straight ppl but not necessarily hot
VeryMoistTowelettes
Shhhh boi this is imgur. Any woman advocating for equal rights is a fat whale sjw with a disgusting attitude. (/s)
Username171712
Most of the outspoken ones i've met irl have been fat or at least pretty overweight. Never seen 1 with a healthy looking body
marcoyolo69
I'm just disappointed in the father's and husband's who let their women march
TwoManyPuppies
This
SomeWankerAteTwoCookiesOnPurpose
The Trump works in mysterious ways, trust in the Trump.
LukeMcAwe
ThunderGoose404
I love this.
becauseurwrong
Michelle's cause was kids tho, not adults.
DorianBlack
Huehuehuehue herr derr DE feminazis is hippos huehuehue
JustANoobOnImgurWithOneCat
Just think of the millions of calories burned today. THINK OF THAT FUCKING NUMBER!!
fr1080f
Add the chocolate bars because of how much they are PMSing?
mtgjbone
*billions, probably.
FlyingConvel
Probably about 1.5 million, though we don't have any actual figures
UnluckyLunkhead
We just don't know, but it's going to be yoooge.
MaximumBork
But then again they probably went to a restaurant or something. I wonder if there was a lot of business for local stores etc.
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
Imagine if they all wore a fitbit (or similar device) and we totaled the numbers.
glittergoats
I wore my Fitbit to my local march! I wonder if Fitbit saw a surge in activity today...?
AllenY
it'd be at least 12
BritishPie
mlung
1- why the fat shaming 2-why the assumption that majority were fat women. I went to the march and didn't feel like that was the case.
KnewestKnight
1. Fat is unhealth 2. No assumption, look at the pics from the event.
LemursForThePeople
How does looking at pics of the event better represent it for people that were actually experiencing it firsthand? It's usually the opposite
Crowny132
It never assumed that the majority were fat. It just says "fat women". There's nothing saying that everyone was fat. Just a number of them
Rwhejek
Man, jokes are hard to take nowadays huh?
alchemist23
Feminists are ugly and fat, amirite guys? eh, eh? amirite?
princessatigresa
cwispy
princessatigresa
Why is this getting downvoted ? It's funny
cwispy
fish1552
The butt hurt is strong with snowflakes.
DoctorDanielJackson
This was funny last July when Pokémon Go launched. I hate recycled material. In a comedy sense, not literally...Please recycle.
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
I did recycle, and it paid in dividends. Pokemon Go is what, a year old? I'd agree with you this was constantly used/reposted, it is not.
TehSeksyManz
You're right. This is almost word-for-word copied from that old joke.
ichangedmyusernameinmobile
But yet reworded and made topical again... almost like a meme or something
TehSeksyManz
I never considered the original joke to be a meme. But whatever, to each his own.
MidlandRedux
Yep. That's misogyny. Nice score for your side of the barroom.
Rwhejek
Nag nag nag, that's all I hear.
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
http://imgur.com/Sfz5AbL
swagb98623
More complaining.
MidlandRedux
You keep being a bigot and making bigoted jokes in public, you will keep being called out on it.
swagb98623
More complaining.
bekind2joeblake
Women doing something, better comment on their bodies...
Crowny132
It specified the fat women because they were doing exercise. Of course there was other women that weren't fat.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
http://imgur.com/veC1nRD
somerandomskeptic
Because men are never ridiculed for their weight right?
FullMetalBitch
Not when it comes to their political ideals (save that health department guy but come on...)
kojenk
Ah this tired old argument.
somerandomskeptic
about as tired as commenting on women's bodies. Difference is no one cares about body shaming if its a man.
kojenk
Most of the stuff i've seen standing up against body shaming has either been gender non-specific or included men as well.
kojenk
Only when a particular woman was being body shamed did it involve women specifically which is just...DUH
yarngeek
As a woman, fuck you. As a cynic, hahahahaha +1
HighrockTendales
If only everyone could handle humour like you
Kmokmokmo
Excellent response!
AdoptedSon
Woooo norcal is best cal!
HighrockTendales
If only everyone could handle humour like you
thejackel0000
but are you fat?
Lotteryman
Most likely, yes.
Jennisen
I laughed really hard for a second, then felt bad cuz am lady...then laughed some more.
yarngeek
Exactly. Sense of humor always saves the day.
theyaregooddogsbront
If I could upvote more than once, I would give them all to you.
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Shibalseki
super saiyan bbw?
yarngeek
If we're talking about ego, yes.
anataakiX34
norcalpixie for the win! Yussss
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
http://imgur.com/pX0HWGs +1 for you my dear.
CaptainOfTheFederationStarshipEnterprise
PantsGuy
Are you a sequel to another account, WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2?
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
My previous account, WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere I got banned last night lol.
KimTheGreat
What for?
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
That was my third warning, literally three strikes and you're banned.
bobsaget1986
Do you need to ask?
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
There was a Women March post with a girl wearing a shirt that said "Burn your bras" And I replied "Show us your tits"
Trid
On the flip side; he just set a world record for getting rejected by the most women in a single day ever in the history of humanity.
aufdie
You earned every upvote.
Iuseanavatargifforalmostnothing
I won't upvote for now bc you have 666 points
MyDarlingFeet
Yesssss.
IfTheresTwoThingsIKnowInLifeItsHowToUnderDeliver
You deserve far more than 11 upvotes
Juantapman
And that, he did.
Qm198
Why would he care with a wife like Melania tho.
AtLeastWereNotDetroit
Thats funny. I saw that tweet earlier too!
MtnDew14
He also won an argument against a women
potatoesmakemeveryhappy
53% of the women in the US voted in his favor, so...
Trid
False. 53% of the white women who voted, voted for him. *Vastly* lower number.
DarkCrawler901
LMAO you don't count as a woman unless you are white apparently. Way to go.
CluelessTennisball
Wait he broke my record?
AnElectrifyingMan
Don't worry, you'll have the record again by lunchtime.
notalurker777
You still have the record of being rejected by men though, of that makes you feel any better.
helmut01k
Got a hot wife half his age tho. Sure he ain't mad.
helmut01k
Got a hot wife half his age tho. Sure he ain't mad.
BlueskydragonFX
Also a record. Most triggers in human history.
myrdrah
That is incorrect. He has a wife, I do not, he lost by the count of 1.
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fingersonlips
President...resident...both are accurate.
mphfpc
President
killjoy647
The antebellum south would probably disagree with you.
SalamanderCmndr
Apple's brand new iResident will have you looking at the oval office in a whole new way
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
Tfw apple removes all the ports from White House secretaries http://www.sott.net/image/s14/291228/full/567dae74c46188b83d8b45b6.jpg
EnvoyEngineer
Smooth.
brendoncnz
Careful you'll scare the Trump supporters into thinking there's a new middle eastern country to wage war with
CommieShillPaidBySoros
Except that Trump is Anti-Intervention. Hillary is the one who wants to play World Police.
Opirikus
As a guy who voted for Trump and really wanted Bernie to win: that's damn funny.
youhavemail
Can you explain that logic?
BigPairOfJumperCables
War with Russia < Cheeto tweeting shit
MajorLeagueFister
Lincoln was pretty unpopular, man.
Whatimlisteningto
By SLAVE OWNERS
MajorLeagueFister
It's all about perspectives. We can always learn from history.
Laylah77
Yes, but he was hated for doing the right thing
MajorLeagueFister
To be fair, he was hated because they THOUGHT he MIGHT do the right thing. He actually didnt even intend to do the thing.
Laylah77
I'm aware of that... But he still did it
Negnarholf
Say that to the other half of the country who disagreed with him. Right and wrong are subjective terms, prone to constant change.
Laylah77
Are you saying that he should have just pleased his detractors and refused to abolish slavery?
octopussua
Trump is literally the opposite of Lincoln, if for no other reason than he was know, before being president, to surround himself with//