'Wait, what was the middle thing?'

Nov 24, 2024 1:27 AM

vladrichdemaclant

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Skyrim lied to me

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where is the rest of the video, you slut!?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For extra fun, keep your heart medication inside.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's in the box?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes? And the rest?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

introducing the universal key

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many locks would a locksmith make if a locksmith would make locks?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One ice storm later and suddenly no one can get into the grain silo so you all starve

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Emergency Exit”

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you wonder why your home delivered pizza is cold every time....

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In case of emergency... keep the damn door open.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burglar smashes the window instead

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The busy wall Lilith Crane designed for Frederick.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bad door to have on your castle when you desperately need to use the bathroom.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel one of these has a gun ready to shoot you if you don't know the correct order.

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Does the person who made this video not know that rewind is a thing?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... or just use an angle grinder.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a tease

1 year ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

?1

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can believe your comment is so low. We need to see the rest of the video.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The first move alone is diabolical

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is an example of a badly made locking mechanism. First of all it relies on obfuscation rather than actual security, and then it attempts to combine several lower quality locks as opposed to one that actually is difficult to overcome.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Looking at the key shown, and the shaped key holes. I would guess this could be opened in 30s with one bent wire after some practice.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is the lock picking lawyer this lock takes multiple keys. As you can see, binding on one, solid click on two, and... there, we have opened this quadruple lock system in just under 11 seconds using the medieval kit you can find on my site.

1 year ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 2

But was it a fluke?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even that's a waste of time. I'd wager only one lock actually latches the container, and the others just latch the covers to other locks. So shim open the cover, and the lock isn't actually a warded lock, it just looks like one. With no internal warding, and a giant keyway, you can open this with the allen key that comes with your Ikea shelving.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"using the miniature boltcaster pick BosnianBill and I made"

1 year ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I miss Bill.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice click out of 1

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really wish that I could buy his sets. They seem of exquisite quality, but he doesn't ship to the Netherlands :(

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bastard!! I'll find and fight him in your honor!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is the point

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It’s a safe.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So safe as a safe/

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Open the door u bastard!!

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I really hope medieval houses had the bathroom outside.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found a similar 5way safe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjRgKaym5o4

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank u for link

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the mage and fighter keep asking why the lock isn't picked yet...

1 year ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

These locks would be shockingly easy to pick though, just need a shim for the latch first.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How's it look like it's going? I've already rolled well 3 times and the DM is still laughing!

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

First time I ever rolled to pick a lock, I broke the tools.

As a DM, though, I try to never let people just roll until they nat. If you barely succeed, that is taking a long time, if you fail, you just can't get that lock. Rerolls need at least a long rest or something in between.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DM: "The DC goes down everytime you beat a threshold, you'll get there."
MF-er, the wizard is down to 2 first-level spells, the cleric is on death saves and IT FUCKING ATE THE BARBARIAN! Let a Nat 20 open the door!

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yeesh. I get that nats aren't for skill checks. But my opinion is that nats should always come with a little extra sauce on them, good or bad.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

why does he perform each action twice...and then not open the damn safe?

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Probably because it was recorded as a directional video for buyers.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it is still not open yet. You need at last two more keys. And there may be more.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AND WHAT'S IN THE SAFE?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because OP is a spamming asshole and will be adding a link to a YouTube page or similar "Here's the whole video!" link in a few hours.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Proof: OP has almost 4 million karma points, posts Russian language comments, and all of his posts are FP same-day reposts.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

That's Ukrainian, it literally says glory to Ukraine... I mean sure it says it in Russian too, but I guess if you wanted to summit Dunning-Kruger peak, go ahead.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I linked a comment shortly after I made my comment, and OP quickly deleted that comment. It wasn't the Glory to Ukraine comment, it was another one entirely in Russian with Cyrillic characters. Seems he forgot to switch keyboard layouts.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

these modern day chastity belts are no joke

1 year ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 2

Call the locksmith!!!

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Call the locksmith!

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gonna suck if she loses the key and has to shit

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

that's really going to chafe my willy

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