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Dec 4, 2015 1:46 AM
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MaggGyver
Really digging these ugly Hannukah sweaters.
CliticalThinking
This might be unrelated but I just accidentally pissed in my mouth
Animala144
Does anyone have a link to anywhere that supplies those "have a xmas" cards? Or am I going to have to go to use Vistaprint?
90sHippocampus
Seems like an ad for that sweater company
Batman3
I don't get the yellow bee sweater.
gosee
Raisins suck ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
TastyBrainMeats
#5: Well, how else would you celebrate Han-ukkah?
UndeadGopher
I have saved several images to send to people this month.
coolwtevr
So did I!
ItsCaptain0bvious
I lost it at Dr Dreidel
Squossifrage
There is no Scandinavian god of fertility named Yule. The term was in use in Germany when Scandinavians were still banging rocks together.
OmgPleaseSendCoffeeASAP
#78 - I didn't realise Agoraphobia was a religion!
tomyironmane
and apparently "Mayonnaise" is a gender....
popculturella
iUsedToHateCatsTilimgur
Me too
jp189512
i see you Hagrid....
ARsmith
How did you miss "PEE" on the word search!
CptnFlame2887
#63 Girl in red vest on lower left = my spirit animal this holiday season
tomyironmane
Nah, she just needs to get the hell out of that house for a while. That much estrogen in one small location can get on ANYONE's nerves.
CptnFlame2887
Her particular attitude in the picture is how I feel about the holidays this year
dantesupertramp
Anybody know where I can buy #59? Or will I just have to make my own?
BlueStringsAttached
Speaking as a Jew, where is everyone find the ugly Chanukah sweaters. Mewants.
tomyironmane
I think you need to have an unmarried aunt.
tomyironmane
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
"Raisins suck!" Santa gets it.
tomyironmane
I will make a raisin cookie that will compete directly with chocolate chip.. I already have ideas. Hope you don't have nut allergies though.
Nanimonai3
I like how he tried one first before he went bonkers.
Nanimonai3
I like how he tried one first before he went bonkers.
Nanimonai3
I like how he tried one first before he went bonkers.
Muddehh
The Hail Satan picture made me realize someone could move the letters around to spell Santa. Therefore Santa is the devil
DevinNatTyv
Hail Satan.
chowmaster
This is not the holiday I grew up with, but this is the holiday I want to participate in.
meSacreligiouS
Reminds me that I still haven't hail satan and eat flesh thanks
ifindyousuperinteresting
There's no way that was a mistake. Let us appreciate the unsung hero of children's holiday crosswords.
nilienil
Fun fact: there's an actual equation for optimal display of decorations in a Christmas tree.
tomyironmane
... the proliferation of professionally decorated trees and commercially available professionally decorated trees means I am unsurprised.
tomyironmane
... just out of curiosity, do you happen to HAVE that formula?
nilienil
Sorry for the late reply, but here it is: www.shef.ac.uk/news/nr/debenhams-christmas-tree-formula-1.227810
Harbinger411
I lost it at the the one with Grumpy Cat.
IMissYourMusk
I'll take Birthday Boy Jesus on a sweater. Here is a blank check. You write down whatever seems fair
CephalopodsLie
I'll pay $0.01 more than whatever that is!
puggless2
Retrofestive.com
PakitoTaquito
About tree-fiddy.
irontom
Hannukah Free Topper? What a deal for the Jews!
ToastedVanilla
Good for couples with one Christian and one Jewish. No excluding.
irontom
Mine is on top!
vannko777
I own two of the wu tang sweater, with matching scarfs. They are wonderful.
coolwtevr
Where'd you purchase it?
vannko777
http://shreddersapparel.com/products/wu-tangchristmas
coolwtevr
Thanks a bunch
Jumpinjackieflash
That gin-bottle tree is breath-taking.
philosorapstar
Those are grolsch beer bottles to me.
Jumpinjackieflash
I didn't look that closely - the Tanqueray No. 10 bottles are what I'm used to seeing around here.
philosorapstar
Yeah they're swing-top grolsch bottles. But a gin tree sounds awesome. Not to mention the whole gin-juniper connection.
Animala144
& empty, someone had fun gathering the materials to make that tree. Probably also involved a trip to the hospital. Merry X-mas.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Imagine if you put some led changing lights around the inside of it.
Jumpinjackieflash
Let's do it! You bring the bottles. ;)
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Oof good thing gin's my drink of choice.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
You gotta get the tonic and lime though. Or apple cider.
Jumpinjackieflash
OK I'll do that. Apple cider and gin?
tomyironmane
the whiskey menorah was more to my liking. And I'm not even Jewish... hmmm, but I have at least one Jewish friend who would maybe do that.
Jumpinjackieflash
You could do an Advent candle wreath, but that would only be 4 glasses...
tomyironmane
... besides, I have no idea what an advent candle wreath is. We don't encourage open flame in the house.
tomyironmane
... As grumpadelic as my family is being this christmas, I'm gonna have to jump house for greener pastures, so no, I probably couldn't.
Jumpinjackieflash
Awwww, sorry about that! :P Boo on Christmas grinches!
tomyironmane
on the positive side, I might have a hope in hell of having a date on Valentine's day. Might. I'll need help and my brother owes me a favor.
tomyironmane
ohhh, nonono. Grinchiness started about mid November. It's gonna go through at least Valentine's day, judging by severity.