May 22, 2021 7:46 PM
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cakeworth
Notice how no one shot him? LEO please take notes. This is how you don’t kill people for trivial things.
scorpiomoonshine
At least they didn’t shoot him.
astrid28
He earned that. Run forest!
loyboys215
Riku0990
Now THIS is practical parkour
Bytencoder
And you wonder why cops shoot first.. and ask no questions later. :)
MMVB
FreeRangeToast
exhausted seth rogen as a cop, heaving and panting: “thats one fast kid....he’s the fastest kid alive!”
Fitzapollo
There is a certain point where I figure he has earned another night of freedom
floofnmeeps
Bad cop, no donut
His strongest point is de-fence..!
malfunctionm1ke
fat cops cant run
Lordeggink
Why does that neighbourhood have so many fences!?
cptcr
fences are useful? people wanted them for the purpose they serve? why's that street got concrete?
jdcream
They gave up after only tickety six miles. We had to say tickety because the kaiser stole the word twenty from us.
OhIfIMust
Now tell us how you invented the turlet.
gregorclegane
Ya see, back then a tickety could getcha 5 marbles, or space testicles as we used call em. I member playing with my space testicles daily.
Deadmedic
Im happy he wasn't shot
Not so lucky next time probably..
Lostchild12
In HS in the 60's it was common knowledge; climb a fence if a cop comes after you.
deepthought64
This clearly isn't the US. I don't see the cops shooting the guy for self defense
WonderfunkJones
That's why you send two cops--one that radios in the situation and the other that is faster than the perp.
dieflydie
JRcanReid
Some say he's running, jumping and flipping to this very day.
sakm
Grow up with fences, you learn to hop fences. Grow up in rich neighborhood next door, never think hopping fences might be a useful skill.
Icecreammanfromhell
Rich people tend to like fences,
iDontBelieveInIsms
Not chain link and much, much higher.
jackhunterjones4
Washington DC
dischord001
Yup
znayesh
Brookland Manor?
Could be, it does look NE.
The pale yellow and white nails it, but could be almost anywhere in the US.
Oooooooh just watched again and saw the metro police car. Yup. I'd put money on Brookland Manor.
AllHailTheMoose
Why did he do a flip?
IFavoriteRecipesToTryLater
as someone who has seen many crackheads gonna posit crackhead
Crawmak
Because it was fucking cool as dicks
garzacalypse
Hit ‘em with the ol’ razzle dazzle.
because he could
GTVAHeretic
there are 2 fences, one on either side of that walkway. need a step to hop and didnt have one so he did a spring->flip instead.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
He also lost some shit when doing it. He better hope it doesn't identify him easier.
RICHARDJOKES
The ultimate flex when you're being chased
EarthC137Rick
itzdirtnasty
literally just to sauce on the cops
idownvoteplottwist
back in my day this used to be called "flexing"
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
SLCtechie
You can tell this isn’t America because he’s still alive
It’s always hit or miss with this site
flyingmonsters
It’s DC
ChainedMonkey
So its not real America...
What does that mean?
Was a joke. Yet, DC gets screwed on representation that the rest of "real" America gets. In a way its different and apart from the rest.
No one in the US thinks that
jamsj
All of those fat ass cops
ShaydeLiger
How many people do you think are shot by cops because the cops are frustrated they cant catch them and are mad they're too fat?
raptorlight3000
In shoes/boots carrying gear and decade(s) older. Quelle suprise at the outcome
ojsimpsonsmemorabilia
Yeah but they didn't shoot him so....
Pimparoo3
I like that one of them immediately gave up
AnotherWretch
Too many doughnuts.
LaserSalsa
America run no dundun
BigTex1
Stronk
Although there are many fat cops, many times it looks worse than it is because they’re wearing vests under their shirts like these guys.
hellfirerains
Nah they get fat. Why exercise when your bullets can move that fast?
OhB1KinOB
Don't they have to take a PT test to become a cop and then never again?
I’m sure it depends on the department.
valdbagina69420
And most times it’s because they are just fat. Look at their legs and if they got a big ol pancake butt they be fat
@valdbagina69420 likes cop butts.
Nobody likes a pancake butt brah
Hey, no need to get defensive. We don’t kink shame here. (Unless being shamed is your kink).
AskThisGuy
Where there to many witnesses for shots to the back?
RevTang
At least you got the "there" right lol
EckiTheGreat
PeeterGrant
*too
[deleted]
DrowningLessons
Are you being serious
IceCreamYouScream
No, “too” also means an excessive amount. “To” is a preposition, only used to indicate movement or direction.
canihazthisname
Too is quantity, too.
CGBKK
Basically yes
HobbesAP
*their, *four
ligmabolz
*warning shots to the back
duramater1
You would think, but…..
Jagshusband
Dam shots fired
Flamingoid
I mean, if we're proofreading here, the entire choice of sentence feels a little offbeat. It gets the job done, but it needs some flavor.
I don't mind. Typed this up quickly and just hit send.
curolina
Wear didn't you learned two typing?
MrRauchPotato
Were*
funnygetsthefanny
*when
*what
ImHighNick
Whenst've
shortbutsquat
But this kid ran down a cephalopoid on foot, boss.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Some of the officers are a bit soggy around the midsection.
FTUG
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
He's gotta be tough enough.
PapaDap88
?1
FleetingExplative
ahorseelbowdeepinme
He ain't snarling, he sneezing
Isi151e
Those books are entirely too advanced for her
My guy over here is just working out
HarryPotter918
Quantum Physics?!? In this neighborhood?
At this time of night with monsters hanging around?
Trykrist
She about to start some shit zed
donkeystothecastle
He wasn't blinking he was breathing
Esdog
This doesn't make sense in the sequels because he knew him and his dad
BobaFettApproves
What’s gonna really bake your noodle is the guy from agents of shield is K’s son.
DeserTimmy
This may seem like I’m defending the plot holes in a movie franchise I care about very little, and it is- maybe he had himself neuralzed>
At some point and didn’t remember until after he was deneuralized in II, and then kept his mouth shut for timeline-sake?
Oh that's right, he did denuralize himself to forget where that thing was the aliens were looking for
Nuralize*
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
I’m glad it went that way. That could have gone WAY differently.
xyxyxyxy31
yeah, like pew pew.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicksYou better run, better run, outrun my gun.
burley007
I think this happened years ago, before cops were shooting anything that moved
thenightmarerectangleruinedmyday
Cops have always been shooting everything that moves. Our perspective has changed in saying it is wrong. So now it gets attention on news.
DudeMcDude
In regards to your name... iunderstoodthatreference.gif.
You’re a McDude with excellent taste in literature.
Yeah gonna go great for him now being charged with evading arrest lol
theDogter
From what I hear that may be the only charge in a lot of cases.
PimpinKen
Better than being shot to death
I mean you’re going to jail longer and will have problems getting work coming out
So it’s better to just comply and not run away
he's gonna have problems anyway even if just charged. The increased time is valid but yeah even just charged with most things=problems
Goldensands
As if being a black man in America isn’t bad enough, you want him to just accept a criminal charge on top of it. “Better”? Better than what?
Junebugkid
Thanks for having such a neato username to stumble upon! Neverwhere's one of my favorites. Gonna upvote just cause it was such a delight.
Croup and Vandemar, the Old Firm. Nuisances eliminated, obstacles obliterated, bothersome limbs removed, and tutelary dentistry. ;)
IOVVVVVOI
Honestly I actually think it's half the problem. Why try running to catch the guy when you can just shoot him down.
fonfonroo11
Shooty shooty only to protect life.
MrRandom314159
Why shoot when you have a tazer?
DiedAndHauntingImgur
unless of course you mix up your tazer and your sidearm
tyrpestdeath
New requirement to be a LEO: Knowing the difference between left and right (hint: make an L with your thumb)
ThePretentiousGentleman
Range? Competency?
Stratego89
Because you're supposed to subdue, not kill. Weapons are only supposed to be used to prevent further damage as a last resort, period.
Thebaelish
I think that's the point he's trying to make, Cops default to just kill w/o good cause. Plenty of cases it happens in.
MasterGed
We are trying to NOT shoot ANYONE thank you
RampantWolf
Not even the active shooters in school, best to use our words and kung fu moves.
Thats a whole different issue.
Not trying to accuse the entire police force. And I know there is a great respect for life and use of the fire arm.
But I'm sure there are some who will allow this type of thought to manifest
Ozzy98
Depends too on what he's being chased for. Maybe he tried to steal a kid like in florida, or sold laced drugs that killed a kid. Or maybe he
Masonrig
Maybe we are, but the cops aren't.
Asadsadsadclown
They are trying real hard guys.
cakeworth
Notice how no one shot him? LEO please take notes. This is how you don’t kill people for trivial things.
scorpiomoonshine
At least they didn’t shoot him.
astrid28
He earned that. Run forest!
loyboys215
Riku0990
Now THIS is practical parkour
Bytencoder
And you wonder why cops shoot first.. and ask no questions later. :)
MMVB
FreeRangeToast
exhausted seth rogen as a cop, heaving and panting: “thats one fast kid....he’s the fastest kid alive!”
Fitzapollo
There is a certain point where I figure he has earned another night of freedom
floofnmeeps
Bad cop, no donut
Bytencoder
His strongest point is de-fence..!
malfunctionm1ke
fat cops cant run
Lordeggink
Why does that neighbourhood have so many fences!?
cptcr
fences are useful? people wanted them for the purpose they serve? why's that street got concrete?
jdcream
They gave up after only tickety six miles. We had to say tickety because the kaiser stole the word twenty from us.
OhIfIMust
Now tell us how you invented the turlet.
gregorclegane
Ya see, back then a tickety could getcha 5 marbles, or space testicles as we used call em. I member playing with my space testicles daily.
Deadmedic
Im happy he wasn't shot
Bytencoder
Not so lucky next time probably..
Lostchild12
In HS in the 60's it was common knowledge; climb a fence if a cop comes after you.
deepthought64
This clearly isn't the US. I don't see the cops shooting the guy for self defense
WonderfunkJones
That's why you send two cops--one that radios in the situation and the other that is faster than the perp.
dieflydie
JRcanReid
Some say he's running, jumping and flipping to this very day.
sakm
Grow up with fences, you learn to hop fences. Grow up in rich neighborhood next door, never think hopping fences might be a useful skill.
Icecreammanfromhell
Rich people tend to like fences,
iDontBelieveInIsms
Not chain link and much, much higher.
jackhunterjones4
Washington DC
dischord001
Yup
znayesh
Brookland Manor?
jackhunterjones4
Could be, it does look NE.
znayesh
The pale yellow and white nails it, but could be almost anywhere in the US.
znayesh
Oooooooh just watched again and saw the metro police car. Yup. I'd put money on Brookland Manor.
AllHailTheMoose
Why did he do a flip?
IFavoriteRecipesToTryLater
as someone who has seen many crackheads gonna posit crackhead
Crawmak
Because it was fucking cool as dicks
garzacalypse
Hit ‘em with the ol’ razzle dazzle.
cptcr
because he could
GTVAHeretic
there are 2 fences, one on either side of that walkway. need a step to hop and didnt have one so he did a spring->flip instead.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
He also lost some shit when doing it. He better hope it doesn't identify him easier.
RICHARDJOKES
The ultimate flex when you're being chased
EarthC137Rick
itzdirtnasty
literally just to sauce on the cops
idownvoteplottwist
back in my day this used to be called "flexing"
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
SLCtechie
You can tell this isn’t America because he’s still alive
SLCtechie
It’s always hit or miss with this site
flyingmonsters
It’s DC
ChainedMonkey
So its not real America...
flyingmonsters
What does that mean?
ChainedMonkey
Was a joke. Yet, DC gets screwed on representation that the rest of "real" America gets. In a way its different and apart from the rest.
flyingmonsters
No one in the US thinks that
jamsj
All of those fat ass cops
ShaydeLiger
How many people do you think are shot by cops because the cops are frustrated they cant catch them and are mad they're too fat?
raptorlight3000
In shoes/boots carrying gear and decade(s) older. Quelle suprise at the outcome
ojsimpsonsmemorabilia
Yeah but they didn't shoot him so....
Pimparoo3
I like that one of them immediately gave up
AnotherWretch
Too many doughnuts.
LaserSalsa
America run no dundun
BigTex1
Stronk
BigTex1
Although there are many fat cops, many times it looks worse than it is because they’re wearing vests under their shirts like these guys.
hellfirerains
Nah they get fat. Why exercise when your bullets can move that fast?
OhB1KinOB
Don't they have to take a PT test to become a cop and then never again?
BigTex1
I’m sure it depends on the department.
valdbagina69420
And most times it’s because they are just fat. Look at their legs and if they got a big ol pancake butt they be fat
BigTex1
@valdbagina69420 likes cop butts.
valdbagina69420
Nobody likes a pancake butt brah
BigTex1
Hey, no need to get defensive. We don’t kink shame here. (Unless being shamed is your kink).
AskThisGuy
Where there to many witnesses for shots to the back?
RevTang
At least you got the "there" right lol
EckiTheGreat
PeeterGrant
*too
[deleted]
[deleted]
DrowningLessons
Are you being serious
IceCreamYouScream
No, “too” also means an excessive amount. “To” is a preposition, only used to indicate movement or direction.
canihazthisname
Too is quantity, too.
CGBKK
Basically yes
HobbesAP
*their, *four
ligmabolz
*warning shots to the back
duramater1
You would think, but…..
Jagshusband
Dam shots fired
Flamingoid
I mean, if we're proofreading here, the entire choice of sentence feels a little offbeat. It gets the job done, but it needs some flavor.
AskThisGuy
I don't mind. Typed this up quickly and just hit send.
curolina
Wear didn't you learned two typing?
MrRauchPotato
Were*
funnygetsthefanny
*when
MrRauchPotato
*what
ImHighNick
Whenst've
shortbutsquat
But this kid ran down a cephalopoid on foot, boss.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Some of the officers are a bit soggy around the midsection.
FTUG
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
He's gotta be tough enough.
PapaDap88
FleetingExplative
ahorseelbowdeepinme
He ain't snarling, he sneezing
Isi151e
Those books are entirely too advanced for her
Isi151e
My guy over here is just working out
HarryPotter918
Quantum Physics?!? In this neighborhood?
FleetingExplative
At this time of night with monsters hanging around?
Trykrist
She about to start some shit zed
donkeystothecastle
He wasn't blinking he was breathing
Esdog
This doesn't make sense in the sequels because he knew him and his dad
BobaFettApproves
What’s gonna really bake your noodle is the guy from agents of shield is K’s son.
DeserTimmy
This may seem like I’m defending the plot holes in a movie franchise I care about very little, and it is- maybe he had himself neuralzed>
DeserTimmy
At some point and didn’t remember until after he was deneuralized in II, and then kept his mouth shut for timeline-sake?
Esdog
Oh that's right, he did denuralize himself to forget where that thing was the aliens were looking for
Esdog
Nuralize*
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
I’m glad it went that way. That could have gone WAY differently.
xyxyxyxy31
PeeterGrant
yeah, like pew pew.
JRcanReid
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun.
burley007
I think this happened years ago, before cops were shooting anything that moved
thenightmarerectangleruinedmyday
Cops have always been shooting everything that moves. Our perspective has changed in saying it is wrong. So now it gets attention on news.
DudeMcDude
In regards to your name... iunderstoodthatreference.gif.
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
You’re a McDude with excellent taste in literature.
DudeMcDude
flyingmonsters
Yeah gonna go great for him now being charged with evading arrest lol
theDogter
From what I hear that may be the only charge in a lot of cases.
PimpinKen
Better than being shot to death
flyingmonsters
I mean you’re going to jail longer and will have problems getting work coming out
flyingmonsters
So it’s better to just comply and not run away
IFavoriteRecipesToTryLater
he's gonna have problems anyway even if just charged. The increased time is valid but yeah even just charged with most things=problems
Goldensands
As if being a black man in America isn’t bad enough, you want him to just accept a criminal charge on top of it. “Better”? Better than what?
Junebugkid
Thanks for having such a neato username to stumble upon! Neverwhere's one of my favorites. Gonna upvote just cause it was such a delight.
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
Croup and Vandemar, the Old Firm. Nuisances eliminated, obstacles obliterated, bothersome limbs removed, and tutelary dentistry. ;)
IOVVVVVOI
Honestly I actually think it's half the problem. Why try running to catch the guy when you can just shoot him down.
fonfonroo11
Shooty shooty only to protect life.
MrRandom314159
Why shoot when you have a tazer?
DiedAndHauntingImgur
unless of course you mix up your tazer and your sidearm
tyrpestdeath
New requirement to be a LEO: Knowing the difference between left and right (hint: make an L with your thumb)
ThePretentiousGentleman
Range? Competency?
Stratego89
Because you're supposed to subdue, not kill. Weapons are only supposed to be used to prevent further damage as a last resort, period.
Thebaelish
I think that's the point he's trying to make, Cops default to just kill w/o good cause. Plenty of cases it happens in.
MasterGed
We are trying to NOT shoot ANYONE thank you
RampantWolf
Not even the active shooters in school, best to use our words and kung fu moves.
MasterGed
Thats a whole different issue.
IOVVVVVOI
Not trying to accuse the entire police force. And I know there is a great respect for life and use of the fire arm.
IOVVVVVOI
But I'm sure there are some who will allow this type of thought to manifest
Ozzy98
Depends too on what he's being chased for. Maybe he tried to steal a kid like in florida, or sold laced drugs that killed a kid. Or maybe he
Masonrig
Maybe we are, but the cops aren't.
Asadsadsadclown
They are trying real hard guys.