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Jul 13, 2017 2:12 AM
anlyin
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GirlInTheGreenDress
I enjoyed these. Thank you.
RickyPoo
Did JK Rowling really like that guy's tweet about Chipotle?
TheNax
Not a single meme in this. Just random pics with text.
teletoad
bet the customers behind him really appreciate that chipotle dickhead
Bizzlesnatch
This is a Frankendump.
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
If you tell me you need a shift covered the day of, you're getting ignored. I'm happy to help, but I've got a life too.
ItsMISTERPerfectCell
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
PascalCasedUserName
#1 we have one of those. It didn't start that way, and I think it cost under $10, but that's what it looks like now.
DefenderOfDog
Pretty sure puppies not kittens are the root of all happiness
djsdkdjsk
WELL YOU BNEED SLXDSASKM FOSVDCV XCVHOOL IDFJ BBOFUFB BOI UEYEYYEYEYEYE
DanCutter
#11. Is no one going to call out that skinny bitch for mentioning her non-existent muffin top?!?
TheLimpinBiscuit
DMforHire
If you were a chick for a day, then you'd bang your homies? So we're not gonna talk about this? GAAAAAAAYYYYY!
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Who the heck spends $130 on jeans?! You can get a nice ass pair for $40 and donate the rest to charity, ya materialistic brats!
davepermen
never found cheap ones that fit me. even most expensive ones (f.e. levis) don't. typically ~90$ - 120$ for one :(
asm80dfa8sdfj
Nice ass jeans are what most people are aiming for, I think.
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEE
J. K Rowling liked one of the pics... Whaaaat??
NeedlesslyPedantic
Gold: http://runt-of-the-web.com/devil-baby
zelmagustar
#18 these new weed stains are getting out of hand
BanThisIfYouDare
KITTENS ARE THE ROOT OF HAPPINESS!
Wolfs5529
When you scroll halfway through and start to recognize the memes in the order from a previous meme dump you saw earlier this week. Then you
Wolfs5529
realize @OP must've saw that same meme dump and saved his favorites and posted them in his meme dump
GhostfaceThrilla
Where can I get the sunglasses those dogs are wearing? I've had a hard time finding that style.
selftaughtgenius
1988.
Orionsdick
#3 Firmly grasp it!!
SmolBeanWolf
Cat
wannagohome
my mom never let me drink those barrel drinks, called em "poison". good dump OP
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
They're called Hugs and you sound like you need one.
gamblingpoet
Same. Then I got my first paycheck and went and bought a whole case. ...they look tastier than they actually are.
asm80dfa8sdfj
They really do. Looking at them, my brain says "OMG SO REFRESHING AND MAGICAL", but then it's like watered down juice.
wannagohome
SassySpacePirate
#5 I've seen this hentai, doesn't end well.
PistonATF
The excess filtered girl... I honestly prefer the one on the left.
LJCobb
That's Scarlett Moffat. She's a British reality TV star and an absolute sweetheart. Her big blue eyes are stunning with or without makeup.
AngerySailor
Is that Adriana Chechik?
LJCobb
It's Scarlett Moffat.
THSPMidnightIdjit
Are those really the same girl?
LJCobb
Yep
JohnyBender
It started off nice, but then the 2nd half of the dump is a whole dump I saw yesterday.
justletmesignupalready
PriestOfLordVote
Searched "Turban Outfitters", found this: https://turbaninc.com/products/turban-outfitters-black-tee-1
ThisIsSnek
Would be pretty Sikh if there was one.
candystud
What is a muffin top? (The one with the jeans with holes)
MidgetPornCollector
You know how the top of a muffin flops over the tin? For humans its a fat roll that flops over the pants, big or small, she basically has no
candystud
Oooh yeah i think i understand.... slim bitch who say she is fat and complaining huh
HipsterFett
Mymumsaysno
Well maybe not wife her cos I wouldn't want to make the poor girl miserable. I'd happily spend some time disappointing her though.
MichARR
I have the strange feeling that you'd probably "wife" pretty much anything if a single photo does it for you
HipsterFett
RelativeVelocity
A foot fetish saves the day in this scenario
itiscalledsource
Ya i would totally want to marry a girl because she sent a funny picture
RideTheStimutacs
I've seen at least 3 different faces in this exact conversation. Someone's on the internet telling lies.
QuazMasta
Majoca
Or andrew is just persistent as hell
Rynestrm
Yep.
ILiekToCookAndBake
If you can't laugh at each other while having sex...
fattymkfateefat
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
I just really appreciate how all the "who came first" comics are representing the scientifically validated winner as coming first
Zigor22
I through this was random, but after Kermit I realized the pics were in the same order as a dump i saw yesterday.
ElCabaro
I thought it was water color paint
AisforIlliterate
Chicken came first. Think about it: A chicken necessarily lays an egg, because of it's genetics. But whether or not a chicken is laid (1/2?)
AisforIlliterate
in an egg depends on the genetics of it's parent. Assuming that by egg you're talking about a chicken egg, the first chicken egg was (2/3)
AisforIlliterate
created by the first chicken. The first chicken was laid in an egg created by something one degree of mutation removed from a chicken—(3/4)
AisforIlliterate
it was a proto-chicken-egg. The first chicken hatched out of the egg of a proto-chicken; therefore, it came before the first chicken egg.
Vesane
I agree with @alsoAzrael, you don't need science for it. Chickens have to come from eggs, eggs don't have to come from chickens.
elb98rm
.. urgh. The point is that dinosaurs (with eggs) predate the chicken by millions of years.
AisforIlliterate
A chicken egg is an egg a chicken lays—that's why an unfertilized egg is still a chicken egg, even with no chicken in it. The egg comes(1/2)
AisforIlliterate
from the parent's genes. The first chicken wasn't in a chicken egg—it was in a practically identical but semantically not-chicken egg.
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
Agreed, I'm just using "science"as a broad term
Vesane
Ah, like in a "the process of logic" sense. Fair enough
alsoAzrael
Well, tbf you DO need evolution. Otherwise the premise (the first chicken came from an egg laid by a non-chicken) doesn't follow.
AdmJota
Why do you need evolution for that? You don't need evolution to suspect that fish were around before birds. Fossils. Even the Bible.
alsoAzrael
You need evolution to conclude that the first chicken (FC) was born from an egg. Otherwise we can't infer anything FC's mother.
alsoAzrael
The whole idea is that since FC evolved from it's mom, it must be very similar to it, since evolution happens in very small mutations.
alsoAzrael
I feel like science is unnecessary here, beyond knowing that evolution happens. Logic dictates that the egg came first.
FrisianDude
yes. Dinosaurs.
rabbiebabbie
Exactly! I've been saying this since I was an egg!
rabbiebabbie
Eggsactly*
AisforIlliterate
Nah. A chicken egg is an egg a chicken lays. The first chicken was laid in the egg of a pre-chicken, and laid the first chicken egg.
alsoAzrael
The plot thickens. I searched for "definition of chicken egg" and found out we're both wrong. Turns out a chicken egg is when you place 1/
alsoAzrael
Hmm. I see a "chicken egg" as an egg that hatches a chicken, or that would hatch a chicken if it hatched. The definition is ambiguous.
AisforIlliterate
I figure since the egg is created by the parent's DNA, it makes more sense to name it after the parent. Also, I like having this argument :)
alsoAzrael
As usual, the argument comes down to the issue of vague definitions. This is one of my favorite subjects, but it's often very hard to solve.
alsoAzrael
This is part of why I like math. Math doesn't always have a precise answer (that's a myth) but it ALWAYS has precise definitions.
Shembus
While I can't comment on quality(morphie}. Seeing that eyeshadow palette mangled made my heart sink.
PlasticPhoenix
More like: https://www.mallatts.com/store/images/P/magiccolorpalette%2012%20colors.jpg
chrisdafish
Im a guy so I don't use makeup but I know it's expensive
OddlyAussie
I went on her twitter and saw that Jacklyn sent her another one. Respect.
rumandbass
Oh that was makeup?
notucksgiven
Yes
queenelizabeth
From personal experience, that's a dangerous sign and she needs to leave. It doesn't go away, and it doesn't stay makeup.
smallwhale
Went on her twitter, she left him
candystud
I didn't understood that one, can you explain to me as if i was really stupid or from another country? (Not for me, asking for a friend )
Zope
If someone is willing to destroy something you enjoy or cherish or spent a lot of time/$ on, it says they don't give a shit about you. 1/2
Selkii
It would be like, and this is based completely on gender stereotypes, if a chick destroyed a guys favourite video game disk.
Zope
It says, "I know you liked this a lot and so I know its going to hurt you to lose it. Which is why I'm going to take it from you." 2/2
candystud
oh, i quite understand it now, thank's anonymous citizen of internet. But i think i still miss the part where it's supposed to be funny
Mayyybe
He needs to die
Azerai
He will
Mayyybe
TedTheMan
Might be 70 years from now...
Sh4dowWalker96
Over *makeup*? God forbid you don't get worshiped like you so obviously deserve...
smallwhale
TIL that expecting my belongings to not be destroyed is expecting to be worshipped...
Sh4dowWalker96
I sincerely doubt some fucking makeup is worth more than a life.
smallwhale
Its not
joebuck123
Thanks. I had no idea what it was.
OrangePanic
Costs around $150, bought one for mother day
smallwhale
Also the fact that its completely sold out everywhere makes it even worse imo (plus its an incredibly abusive thing to do)
AliElkie
Yeah I went from laughing to concern real quick. Someone who destroys your belongings has no respect for you at all
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
Not necessarily. My dad broke my Xbox. He's a pretty cool dude. In retrospect I deserved it.
IFrickinLoveSharks
That's a parent, if your girlfriend/boyfriend did it it's another issue
davepermen
and thats how you grow up thinking it's okay to destroy others property... if it wasn't an accident, it was never ok
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
Not really. I understand why he did it, I absolutely deserved it. And I don't go around breaking peoples things because I'm mad.
RonIsMySpiritAnimal
I mean it was probably an accident
smallwhale
It wasnt
RonIsMySpiritAnimal
How do you know though
smallwhale
Looked at her twitter, he did it on purpose