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DaierMune
Mine would be the anti-social pug in the corner who wants nothing to do with the other 99 dogs in the room.
KnowmSaying
Throw a toy. My dog will be the one who looks at it, ignores it then begs for food
SaltyInternetPirate
What do you mean? ALL 101 are mine!
AllisonAllen
I taught my dog to sit when you flip her off. So I would just go around flipping off dogs and when it sits that would be mine!
PlankTableGo
I created an unhealthy codependency with my dogs- none of them can cope when I am out of sight. I also cannot cope without them around.
shadowstich
I'd turn on an Xbox one and see which budgie repeats the sound :p
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
My dog is a malamute. I’d have to wait until she wasn’t interested in meeting everyone else first, then she’d run to me.
Biyovsk
Wait 4 hours for him to shit on the floor and then puke at the same time. Pretty regular occurance.
SpaceGK
I'd send a stranger into the room. The most horrified cat is mine.
ChopDaffodil
I would just use one of their alternate nicknames. Sheesh.
natalie2k8
I mean I've got about a hundred...
Magicflutefreddie
I have a special whistle for my cat.
Nalagurl
Same here! She come running when I do it too
Iwouldbenick
I would yell "God damnnit". His name is Dale.
InboxMeYourBeards
For my pup, just gotta ask "where's Mama's baby bear??" In a pathetic dog mom voice and Rosie will come running. For the cat, I'm SOL
IHaveAForest
Say "Aroo-roo" then look for the dog that's having an emotional breakdown
PixelPolice
... that would be a hellish room my cat died a few weeks ago...
SarahTheCuteVixen
Sounds like that scene from digimon
jjwk544
I’d say all the commands my dog knows. Whatever one responded to the least of them is mine.
FlatPlutoSociety
I'd throw a ball. The one that doesn't react to the ball at all and just sits there looking at me like a drooling idiot is my Chani.
NoodlesWthADHD
I would boop the snoot of every snake in the room. The one that headbutts me back is my danger noodle
SilvaInLumine
awwwww :D
pierresito
Depending on my pet, it'd do something without me having to do a thing. My first dog would be the one whoring herself out for attention 1/?
pierresito
The second one would be excitedly nipping at everyone to play, and the third would be scared, and wait for me to pick her up and rescue her
Stuporman94
All I would have to do is pet a dog and my Chesapeake will force her way through the crowd to be the one who gets it. She's a jealous girl.
XplodingUnicornGlitter
That's exactly what my pittie girl does too
jakeinthehood
I taught my dog to leave a room when I say "fuck off" so that'd be easy
SassyAssSlap
I'd say "Oops!" and look at the floor like I dropped something. The ones that bumrush me looking for dropped food are mine.
Sjdudjrsjfjw
I would just yell "Skal vi ud og tisse?" then he comes running faster than Usain bolt.
elinveronicap
"Vart är maten?" I have goldens. Food is life.
MistressLyda
Men, hva om han nettopp har tisset?
Sjdudjrsjfjw
Han kommer stadig
xmaneds
fartlek !
doesntmatter
Jo men det kommer ju bara funka om inga andra hundar där är danska eller norska
Sjdudjrsjfjw
Når ja, men efter at have haft min hund i 12 år kan jeg sagtens genkende ham hvis han kommer løbende
bambulina
Can I take then somewhere with stairs? Archer has a pathological need to defend staircases with his life.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
My cat would climb me to get onto my shoulder. I have a shoulder cat. I often walk around with her up there.
Morgan96
Pics??
The3DPrintingPolak
I want a shoulder cat.....
itsamesupermariomomma
My shoulder cat gives no warning. She just jumps and prays i was paying attention.
StormWingDelta
lol oh dear.
thefreckledfox
Thanks for the additional 99 weenie dogs. I shall keep them all.
wolfie730
That's heaven right there
gingersrule
Shout 'Sit' and look for the one idiot cat who did as it was told
Tamamala
Ditto! Because "Sit" means food. She run right up to my feet sit, and yell at me until I feed her
groovylaura
my cat does sit too. anything for a treat.
gingersrule
Shows what an idiot our cat is then as he doesn't get anything ?
JaromirAzarov
As someone how owns guinea pigs: I'm so screwed...
JaromirAzarov
And I can't spell, either. *who
H3RLA
*where
Chensington13
I’d wait to see which cat makes biscuits for like 7 hours with no end in sight
XplodingUnicornGlitter
Makes biscuits hahaha that's adorable
madethisaccountjusttocomment
If I had 100 derpy overly cuddly cats with an underbite kneading me, I wouldn't worry about finding mine. I'd just lie down and be in heaven
SharkOfAwesome
Pics!
madethisaccountjusttocomment
https://www.instagram.com/lunalenore/
SharkOfAwesome
Hell. Yes.
TheFabulousFuehrer
Can I visit?
madethisaccountjusttocomment
If you bring more cats
TheFabulousFuehrer
I bring 1 (one) cat.
TheFabulousFuehrer
Or do I get a hundred too? Then it's one hundred very adventurous cats who're just old enough to not be a kitten anymore and full of energy.
madethisaccountjusttocomment
Fabulous
NatBeAt
kinky
madethisaccountjusttocomment
Closest my cats get to my kinky shit is when they climb on my spanking bench. Try to keep them off tho so they don't scratch the leather.
TheFabulousFuehrer
Neato.
madethisaccountjusttocomment
https://m.imgur.com/a/KkJLeiE
TheFabulousFuehrer
Oh my. I'd have a lot of fun with these and the right gal. Amazing.
KiltedinSeattle
I wouldn't have to. He'd find me.
StylesRockman
*Mic drop*
stiligFox
That’s very wholesome
Captaintippie
Ditto. My dog NEVER leaves my side. If I leave the house she spends the entire time either searching for me or staring out the window.
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AquaHair
Same for my sweet cuddle baby.
DooksandPooks
fireeternal
Same, my cat can't even let me sleep without calling for me, im more that certain that she would find me.
purgethefilthyheretics
Yeah my cat would just frantically start biting my feet
CCleopatra
I swear one of my cats doesn't know how to give humans affection, so just bites my toes occasionally while purring instead. So weird.
chloramphenicolderivative
If I walk into a room of 100 labradors, they're probably all gonna find me.
FeelsGouda
And it will be good.
Ketheres
You now have 100 labradors as your family. I call that a win
ThatTwerkingWhoreFromOliveGarden
I can barely pay to feed myself. How the fck do i pay to feed 100 friends
thefreckledfox
Right!!
ITalkAboutGoats
Name on point
DidItForScience
How percentage of your time would be spent dealing with poop?
goosebusters
0, they eat poop
KneeDeepInBadMemes
While disgusting, this is true.